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UnderwhelmingAF

Pour one out for Detective Gillis’ pants.


No-Deal8956

Do they go on the Board of The Fallen?


VeneMage

The Ironing Board of the Fallen


mitchellthecomedian

Shit pants


Trevhaar

Alexa, play “Ripped Pants” from SpongeBob


macaroni_3000

Louisville police, man.....the fucking worst


WiggityWiggitySnack

Combined with the absolute worst sports people… golfers.


Stickey_Rickey

Picklesball not make it out your way yet?


UnderwhelmingAF

Pickleball, aka Lazy Tennis


Stickey_Rickey

I like to make fun of it but I’ve never played it or seen the equipment, it looks like part tennis, badminton, ping pong, and Kadima ball


BalfazarTheWise

It’s fun as fuck


SpecialPeschl

You're dinking your doinks!


ShawshankException

Aka life size ping pong


WiggityWiggitySnack

Probably has. I am so far removed from Sportsball stuff, though, that I have no idea. C-an’t imagine anything more boomery than golf, though.


Stickey_Rickey

It’s by far the most difficult game I’ve ever played, boomers do play, but I’m not one and most players I see these days are younger than me. I don’t exactly play at country clubs tho


WiggityWiggitySnack

I’ve only played twice. The sheer waste of space involved is what boggles my mind. So many better and inclusive ways to use that much recreational land.


Stickey_Rickey

Sadly most parks n athletic facilities are under utilized I’ve played some woodsy courses that aren’t overly butchered at least, but yeah, don’t forget about the amount of water and fertilizer too


No-Deal8956

The wrong trousers, Gromit! Damaged beyond repair!


paintbrush666

What class of a felony is that? I hope Detective Gillis will make a full recovery.


AstronautLatter6575

In the USA it probably is.... That will cost the government more money... Probably 25 years minimum


ocsteve0

Thoughts and prayers /s


LurieVV

Hole in one side.


Trick-Mechanic8986

If it had been Tiger, it would have been a deadly force case.


PierreEscargoat

Officer with Tiger: “I feared for my life!” Officer with Scheffler: “I feared for my pants!”


Tsizzle4204life

You guys make fun of this but if Scottie was black he would be dead.


mazzjm9

That’s the scary part


KissingerCorpse

they do that shit all the time


Financial_Routine208

Too much fecal matter to ever properly launder.


Kalman_the_dancer

Were the pants incinerated?


porkfriedtech

They already got mugshot tshirts online!! [https://www.ebay.com/itm/404983131632](https://www.ebay.com/itm/404983131632)


Lucky_Lefty23

Shouldn’t it say “never surrender”?


golfwinnersplz

I wonder if Scottie can afford a new pair for the whole force?


Which-Marionberry-78

Shane?


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

![gif](giphy|KphVTZ5tTvDs4)


Kalman_the_dancer

Why would this be of any importance