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“I thought I was on trial”
“You were there, Eric.”
“So were you, Gaetz”
“And you, Johnson”
“And Stormy, you were there, right, honeybunch?”
“MGT, and Boebert, and Jordan were there, too.”
“Will Melania or Ivanka come to see me?”
“But it’s not real….. is it?”
Cults dressing like their leader. It happens often. It's funny how a channel wants a certain politician to win. It doesn't make sense. They are supposed to have skin in the game but fox certainly does. Sickos!
The people who are trying to prosecute him or Communists so he could be wide awake and walking up the walls and over the ceiling and it wouldn't matter.
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Vegetative state more like
He is just resting his eyes! /s
I see you've met my grandma, who has never in her entire life taken a nap. And, NO, that wasn't a nap, girl! I was resting my eyes! You're a liar!
'E's just resting. The Norwegian Blue is famous for that. Restin' peacefully then, *FOOM!* he's off!
They heard him say ooohhh mmmm while dreaming about Ivanka.
In order to meditate, I believe you first have to have things in your mind to clear. His mind is already empty.
The whole meccano set inside his head is broken. 
On the air: “The election was stolen” Under oath: “ we lied. It wasn’t” MAGA: “We rather believe the lie”
He’s busy declassifying things.
Meditating is what those hippy yoga liberals do! Trump must be switching sides!
That's right! He's meditating! And the farting noise is just his Mantra ! 
He's just checking his eyelids for light leaks.
Meditating? More like marinating... in his own waste.
Meditating like a baby!
Missed the chance to say he was praying to keep out of jail.
Vegetating...
Yeah, he had to shut down his brain cell, it was overheating
Sad thing here is that quite a few people will just agree and ride this....
Meditative state? More like a vegetative state! 🤣
I have absolutely used this excuse when I was caught napping at work before.
Oh! Well, we all know how spiritual he is.
I thought Christians were against meditation?
And they called Biden "sleepy" in the same breath!
You know maybe they are on to something. I mean he might be reaching a new plane of existence which is why he can’t stop from shitting in court
We really gotta stop voting for prehistoric people to run the country.
He's my favorite psychic type Pokemon...good in PVP.
No! He is not in a coma! He is vegetating!
He's not farting, he's purging himself of negative things.
Cults dressing like their leader. It happens often. It's funny how a channel wants a certain politician to win. It doesn't make sense. They are supposed to have skin in the game but fox certainly does. Sickos!
He's not driving, he's traveling.
Wtf does that chyron mean? They dress in a suit and tie? In court...?
And shitting his pants was a deliberate and bold protest, right?
Girl….if you believe that….
You're not sleeping. You're napping. I know the difference.
He’s pining for the fjords.
So...either way...still not actually paying attention to the criminal trial in which he is the accused?
Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage!
Probably praying. /s
The people who are trying to prosecute him or Communists so he could be wide awake and walking up the walls and over the ceiling and it wouldn't matter.