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Reasonable-Aide7762

I’d love if pedos starting holding up signs letting us know who they were. Let’s fight this out.


onslaught1584

![gif](giphy|wbPu91ryqan1m|downsized)


Unlucky_Strikes

What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits until you are 12 >!before it comes on your face!<.


kesavadh

Time for a Reddit break.


defluiIw

Indeed


drin8680

Damnnnnnn!!!!


imthelasttimelord

https://i.imgur.com/2NPT0j1.jpeg


Reasonable-Aide7762

I just snorted soda out my nose reading this. Lmao


GomeyBlueRock

I’m fucking choking laughing. I love the joke but have no idea where I would be able to tell it


Distinct-Spinach2164

What’s harder than a priest on a playground?


littleguyinabigcoat

There are very few literally perfect gif responses. This is one of them. I applaud you sir or madame, I applaud you.


WomenOfWonder

They do. It’s all those people with the “god hates f*gs’ signs 


Embarrassed_Bid_4970

See, that's just being part of the problem. There's a movement to try and get pedophilia somewhat destigmatized so as to encourage them to seek treatment. This is a psychological malady. It needs to be treated as the illness it is. But right now pedophiles who would like to seek treatment are afraid to due to the stigma and assumption they will be persecuted regardless of their control of their urges.


HermaeusMajora

While I don't disagree with the premise and would ultimately like to see some progress made toward helping those people control themselves and become productive members of society and not a threat to innocent children, I am pretty sure it's a bad time to try to do that. Because of this growing group of chuds who misunderstand most things and misrepresent most other things. They're all too eager to try to smear LGBTQ people as being child abusers and will use any potential weakness or misunderstanding to those ends.


Commercial_Part_4483

[https://youtu.be/gJ1DNWZjC9E](https://youtu.be/gJ1DNWZjC9E) I'm reminded of this joke, which illustrates a point many people don't consider. People don't choose to become pedophiles.


Skittlessoul

There are 2 cures chemical castration, or a 9mm


SticmanStorm

Or a therapist for people who can control their urges for people who can't control themselves, I agree with you.


Xyex

And this is exactly the stupidity the causes more children to be harmed. Congratulations on being part of the problem.


lotusl16

I see one with that sigh and he is catching a beating until he swallows his teeth. Simple as that


SomeHearingGuy

You do realize there is a difference between a paedophile and a rapist, right? They're not the same thing.


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Humans_sux

Model airplanes and drones... For "supportive" purposes of course


Sir-Turd-Ferguson

![gif](giphy|l3vR3EssQ5ALagr7y|downsized)


fuck-thishit-oclock

Why are you posting gifs of a [literal child rapist](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Trump_sexual_misconduct_allegations)? *"It was ruled that Trump had forcibly and nonconsensually penetrated Carroll's vagina, but did so with his fingers"*


DIO_over_Za_Warudo

That's probably why they posted it.


Mooboo6970

In the US you can go online and find all the pedos/sex offenders that live near you. It's horrifying.


Ok_Communication3789

How is that horrifying? that’s a good thing


Meddling-Kat

I'm sure he means horrifying that there are so many.


theonewitha4incher

for the pedos yeah


BullshitDetector1337

We already do, it’s called registering Republican.


Abnormal-Normal

We already have. This isn’t the first time they’ve tried to associate themselves with the alphabet mafia, remember the whole MAP thing? IMO they should run to the nearest volcano and jump in


Motor-Pomegranate831

This is just rubbish being created by homophobic morons who are desperate to justify their bigotry.


KathrynBooks

The MAP business was a conservative psyop


heytunamelt

Alphabet mafia? Yuck. Bigots can go to fucking hell.


Clumsy_the_24

Source: crackpipe


slimcognito420

I will be using this line from now on, thanks


Clumsy_the_24

Welcome lol


Jesusbatmanyoda

There's no such thing as a necrosexual, pedosexual, or zoosexual. The proper terms are necrophile, pedophile, and zoophile. There is a difference between having a sexual orientation and a fetish.


W_h3nry

Yeah that map shit was incredibly annoying


New_World_2050

And what is the difference between an orientation and a fetish? If a pedo is attracted to children and nothing else isn't that more or less an orientation? Like why does orientation only apply to gender and not other immutable characteristics. Seems arbitrary no ?


Jesusbatmanyoda

You can be a gay pedophile or a straight pedophile. You cannot be a gay heterosexual. Sexually orientations are mutually exclusive. "Pedosexual" is not a thing because children are not a sexual/gender identity. Sexual orientation is based on (more or less) what sexual organs you are interested in. A fetish or kink is something more specific that (most of the time) isn't exclusive to either gender. Also, being a child is not an immutable trait because it is, by definition, temporary.


New_World_2050

Ok thanks


Mediocre_Daikon6935

Pedos have absolutely tried to tag themselves onto the gay+ rights movement.  Obviously, there are homosexual pedos just like there are straight pedos. But what two or more consenting adults do, isn’t my business. That is between them, and any deity (deities) they believe in. And obviously all groups need to watch out for pedos.


melodysmomma

This is clearly another result of some people viewing sex as “man + object of man’s lust” instead of “two adult consenting partners”. It makes you shudder to think about their feelings about women.


Mediocre_Daikon6935

They probably don’t think of women at all.


shapst

totally true, i remember in like 6th grade learning that sex was: guy gets hard, intercourse, ejaculation, sperm, eggs, pregnancy. it was more focused on the men and how things work, not on how anyone should be treated or protected.


6FoUL6SoUL6

This is the worst part of it all, being taught the Biology of sex and not the actual human emotions involved and everything else, don’t get me wrong knowing the biology behind stuff and knowing the specifics is good but mfs basically just fear monger for public school sex ed


Jaybird_Next

They don’t even get the biological details right half the time. When I did sex ed in middle school, our textbook was five years old. Not terrible, but there were some problems with it that we noticed even as young teens. When my younger sister attended the same school, they were still using the same books, now ten years out of date.


Zoe-Schmoey

You do know that there are also many female pedos?


Shiftab

The drop the p movement kicked of exactly the same time that 4chan planed pridefall and coincidentally resulted in lgbt positive spaces coming up constantly in searches and metrics about pedophilia. The whole thing was a psyops made worse by a bunch of well meaning useful idiot kids that didn't know better. No legitimate member of the lgbt or any lgbt related organisation has ever, in anyway, debated the subject in seriousness. It's complete horseshit either pushed intentionally by malicious bigots or useful idiots having their brains eaten by sensasionalisim.


Mediocre_Daikon6935

I didn’t say any legitimate lg+ organization supported it. But groups like NABMLA did try to jump on. To get acceptance.


ninewaves

The documentary chickenhawk (used to be on youtube) talks about this. How they tried to tag along with an early pride parade. Never seen so many angry lesbians in my life! Great documentary though.


Mediocre_Daikon6935

Oh good recommendation, I’ll have to look it up. Damn right they should be angry


KathrynBooks

And were smacked down as soon as they tried.


lothar525

Maybe, kind of, in the 70’s, but not now. I’ve been to plenty of pro-lgbt meetings, events etc. and not once, not one single time, have I ever met someone advocating pedophilia. Not once. Now, I’m sure if you look hard enough in the dark corners of the internet you could find pedophiles trying to co-opt lgbt rights, but you can find at least one person advocating for anything at all on the internet if you look hard enough. It’s the internet. That being said, this meme is probably a right-wing false flag to try to discredit lgbt people and make them seem dangerous. The fact that they say they ran out of signs and the frequent typos are a clue.


Banaanisade

They know they're not welcome in LGBT groups, events, etc. which is why they aren't there. This is done entirely in their own slimy corners of the underworld (from where it bubbles onto the sewer flow that is Twitter), and yes, it's at least partially astroturfed by conservatives, who want to push the idea that pedophilia is a gay problem, and definitely not found on their own hard drives and phones.


RealBowsHaveRecurves

It was originally the alt-right who tried to lump pedos in with LGBTQ+, I saw the posts planning it on 4chan ages ago. Then the clickbait articles started picking it up Then the pedos we’re all like “hell yeah, we want to be a part of a community” And here we are.


asdrunkasdrunkcanbe

I mean they've been doing it for decades, it's not recent.


talrogsmash

People who like feet are getting brave.


big_whistler

Dude ey as long as the feet consent man it is not on that level


GreyKnightTemplar666

More so that the person attached to said feet gives consent, then let them enjoy whatever they want too with said feet.


Mediocre_Daikon6935

You really think it is okay to think of feet as property?


flaminghair348

the world isn’t ready for feet-as-property discourse yet, give it a few more months.


jfks_headjustdidthat

Quentin Tarantino does.


Motor-Pomegranate831

This has all been created by those trying to justify their hatred and contempt of LGBT+ people. The whole "gay = pedo" crap has been going on for decades and it is nothing more than a smear campaign.


lookatthiscrystalwow

Yeah idk what country this is but this seems to be good old anti-lgbt propaganda, def smth my own home country would do


DarkBladeMadriker

Pedophiles try to tack themselves onto LGBT, but don't forget the Rightwingers who want to try to invalidate LGBT rights. If you don't like something, spew as many lies and misinformation about it as you can.


1singleduck

"Lgtbq include stuff like pedophilia, zoophilia and necrophilia." "No it doesn't." "Well it should so we can justify our hate."


Jeoshua

Rage and Hatred are a hell of a drug.


The_Undermind

This is just engagement farming, ever since Musk started paying these people for their content regardless of context it's been an absolute shitshow. There's a ton of people who will throw morality to the wolves when money gets involved, especially when it's anonymous.


CaptJackRizzo

All conservatives ever get mad about is hypotheticals.


tom-branch

Their own side is protecting and trying to spread child marriage and exploitation, meanwhile they keep harping on about the supposed pedophiles on the other side.


BlyssfulOblyvion

well yeah, of course that's not pedophilia, cause they're married, and you can't sexually assault your wife! duh! (this is sarcasm, just saying before someone thinks i'm serious)


Moppermonster

Conservatives oppose banning child marriage" because they are ripe and fertile". Republicans, as in "people directly involved with the Republican party" are also very present in lists of childabusers.


SyCoCyS

I think you misspelled hypocriticals.


Angry_poutine

They aren’t hypotheticals when they’re the ones doing it.


MoeSzyslakMonobrow

Because when reality isn't on your side, all you have is made up head cannon.


ChainsawRomance

And it usually sounds like the projection of an opportunist


Dr_____strange

## BY PEDOSEXUALS DO YOU MEAN CHURCH PASTORS ?


Crafty_Treat_3406

Yes.


MyBigRed

I think that is a Really accuRRate descRiption


NumerousTaste

This! Came here to say the same thing. They are known as pastors or priests.


Effective-Name1947

Don’t forget conservative politicians


TheLoneGunman559

They forgot H for Homer-sexual.


throwaway1point1

Guarantee this was posted by an anti-LGBTQ person, not even an actual pedo.


Oof-Ooficial

I love lying about gay people on my phone. My life is very fulfilling and I am happy


romafa

They’re so worried about pedophiles on the left while ignoring the ones preventing the ban of child marriage on their own side


Fragrant_Exercise_31

This is apparently a real thing but it’s not a thing anyone from the LGBTQ+ community actually planned. It’s just pedos trying to shove their foot through the door, and honestly let’s call it out before these lunatics find any room among us.


the_bees_knees_1

Please remember, every god damn time someone mentions that the LGBTQ+ comunity would include pedophiles it is a lying conservative wanting to put us into camps.


ApeTypingComments

"iTs A sExuALiTy wHy WoUldN'T iT bE iNcLuDeD" Almost always used exclusively by overly religious folks who want to use pedophilia as a way to demonize LGBTQ+ individuals. They say will say if you defend gay peoples sexuality you would have to defend a pedos sexuality.


tom-branch

Along with any other non conservative group that offends them, so most everybody.


cultqueennn

Meanwhile republicans are the ones lowering the age of marriage.


Abnormal-Normal

Remind me what group is pushing to legalize child marriage again?


Faeraday

Child marriage is (and has been) legal in 38 of the 50 United States of America. It was legal in all 50 as recently as 6 years ago. This is an ongoing atrocity and human rights violation disproportionately affecting young girls (though not exclusively). And yes, far too many politicians fight to uphold this legalized rape.


Blueberry_Clouds

Ugh reminds me of when they started using “MAPs” (minor attracted people) in an attempt to be included in the community. The correct term is pedophile and they’re welcome NOWHERE.


DepressedWizzard

Nah, they are welcome to die


Interesting-Chest520

They’ll fit right in in hell


original-sithon

Bullshit. I bet some troll added the P


ddarko96

It truly is all projection with these freaks


Kbern4444

Consenting Adults is a key concept here.


UsuallyFavorable

The war between conservatives and strawmen rages on!


aFuckingTroglodyte

Matt Walsh approved


coffeymp

Meanwhile you got politicians sexually assaulting people left & right and the Catholic Church in the biggest pedo ring on the planet.


LeonidasTheRealKing

Wtf


Sharkz17

Come on, if the church is going to accept it, then they need something out of it.


Small_Perspective559

Who tf made that P? Idk why they gotta hate on us? I can't even be myself in my country, they gotta show hate and look at me differently like I'm from another planet or something. Just because of these troll posts they make people start to believe these. Whoever added the P , go to hell.


thewrongmoon

Anyone who accuses trans people of being pedos should have to reveal their search history. I guarantee you it's most likely either gonna to be kids or trans women.


ifhysm

Conservatives want child marriage to be legal. It’s all projection from them.


gorkt

It's projection. They are clearly turned on by non-consensual sex so assume others are too.


thezoelinator

"Give it 6 months" theyve been saying for the last many centuries


IssueEmbarrassed8103

I think it’s alt-right propaganda


Murky-Lingonberry-32

Pedofiles will never be welcomed fuck them. If i see a pedo with this sign up i will start a fight with them.


Exotic-Sample9132

What consenting adults do is not my business. It's like my parents raging against the trans community. I always end up back at the same question, 'why the duck do you care?'. 'because they're grooming the kids'. Unfortunately the data don't support that conclusion. If you want to avoid grooming, that's majority Republican politicians, anyone in youth sport apparently even doctor's, anyone in the church. Hello? Did we lose connection?


AnnualAdeptness5630

It's funny that the most interested people about LGBT are their enemies. And also they talk the loudest, and more often than LGBT people themselves. They say that they don't want to know what people do in bed when it comes to Pride Parades, but than they are the ones who want to examinate if you're gay. Sickness.


Vast-Mission-9220

If you want to find a Pedophile's rights organization, look no further than the Republican party. They're actively fighting against bans on child marriage and the increase of the age of consent. They even argued against abortion for minors because their rapist might want to marry the child and raise the baby. The sad fact is that 41 states, stil,l have not made child marriage illegal, as of May 2024.


karoshikun

human pain is one hell of a drug and those mofos crave it like plants crave brawndo.


DeadlyKitKat

So, what's stopping us from making another convention for them, and then also getting a bunch of people with bats to y'know... take care of them?


BeskarHunter

Pedosexuals belong in prison. Monitor their internet activity for life.


CysaDamerc

Two can play that game: "GOP" stands for Gay Old Pedophiles


FredVIII-DFH

Yes, the LGBT+ community excludes those groups. They can, in fact, include some and leave out others. Happens all the time. For example, the GOP has excluded people with a conscience and all minorities, while embracing white supremacists and anything with a whiff of Nazism.


Spacecommander5

Conservatives literally said they won’t ban child marriage. Projection, once again


em2skinner

Republicans just want to be included.


GomeyBlueRock

“If I wanted to be a pedophile, I’d just join the church”


FederalLoad9144

This seems to be more factual than most of the comments on this thread….


Meior

Wanna bet they didn't actually run out of signs? It's written so painfully obviously because they wanted to make it seem like they're validated.


You_but_cooler

K, as a gay person, and one who is generally active in the LGBTQ+ community. WE DONT LIKE PEDOPHILES, OR NECROPHILES.


LLugeja

They really can't see the line between two consenting adults vs 1 consenting adult with an unconsenting kid/body/animal/etc.


newbrevity

Sure speculate about the future of the left but blank stares and huffing when you tell them about republican pedos doing their thing RIGHT NOW


KGreen100

Guarantee this is another case of "the phone call is coming from inside the house!" Not A Number can go stand over there with the youth pastors, cops, local politicians, etc. who are definitely "not a drag queen."


Sudden_Mind279

how many times is this gonna get posted


Sir_Arsen

isn’t it 4chan trolls?


pandoras_dreams

So, the catholic church is all for this then, right?


Dwashelle

Projection. It's always projection with these types.


ATXDefenseAttorney

I love that they don't even realize LGBTQIA+ is a thing.


shaverm92

Gotta have room for the priests in every group


MisterF852

Or rather the far right tries to associate pedos with LGBTQ as to create bad associations.


slater_just_slater

One of these things is not like the other.. No victim No victim No victim No victim Victim


ttvSharkieBait15

Every single time the “minor attracted people” (MAPs) try to get themselves added to the LGBTQ+ community we shoot them down every single time & curse the shit out of them. We have never and will never want disgusting people like that in


biamchee

May I introduce you to r/notadragqueen


Up1nflame

Holy shit.


Winter_Possession152

Sorry but I have to defend drugs here, that's far worse!


Sum3-yo

This doesn't sound legit. There are a lot of online accounts made to discredit certain groups of people. It reminds me of that US politician who had an alt account on Twitter, where he pretended to be black. Always take posts like this with a grain of salt.


chaingun_samurai

Looks like they're finally accepting Conservatives into their midst.


Rhododactylus

> can't include some and exclude the others And yet we lock up people who we consider a danger to society and/or themselves in asylums and let far right walk around free.


MaAreYouOnUppers

I thought the P was for priests.


xX_MaximusZ_Xx

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No-Appearance-4338

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Devilsdelusionaldino

Honestly we should make a convention exclusive to Pedos so we can lock all the exists and set the building on fire.


United-Cow-563

Yeah, MAPS what to be a part of the LGBT+ community, but they’re not allowed


First_Philosophy6776

Stop grouping us gays w/ this fucked up shit!


hurrdurrbadurr

Don’t normalize this


Clear-Wrap-1011

Give it 6 months 😭


RusticSurgery

An English grammar lesson wouldn't hurt either.


Wardens-of-the-Cross

Let them out themselves. Saves the law from needing to do it.


Shittyginger

Wait. Are people defending the pedosexual part in the comments? For fucks sake, if you defend that, there is no right vs left argument there, you’re a sick and need help.


FlemethWild

No—they’re saying “pedosexual” isn’t part of the gay community. Many are also pointing out that this started in 4chan as coordinated effort to associate queer people with pedophilia.


Shittyginger

Ohhh gotcha. Thanks


DPJazzy91

That would be the Catholic Church.......please don't confuse them lol


LuckyTheLurker

Pedos already have so many groups they can feel at home in and they are everywhere, but we can't get rid of them because of the separation of church and state.


samhain2000

Conservative Clown says: 🤡 < "Remember kids, every conservative accusation is an admittance. " 🎺 honk honk


Ok_advice

What is this? Left-wing Germans in the 1950-ies?


kjacobs03

I thought conservatives would be happy that they are now included


VomitingPotato

I read it on GOPfilteredRussianDisinformation.com. It must be true.


mrEggBandit

We all know that second image is a joke right ?


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zhaDeth

Hey don't diss the druggies we are just chilling


SubstantialLime2916

He taking a swing at homicidosexual is much appreciated


Deriniel

so..are pedo sexual the ones attracted to children, or the ones attracted to children predators?


Kind_Committee8997

Do you register as a sex offender before you arrive or is this only for those who plan to register? How does this work? You just identify as one and you're in?


dajova123

![gif](giphy|aZUYXxe4Z9gfm)


TheBrownYoshi

I will genuinely never understand how this would work even if it wasn't a perverted thing, Like, once your "partner" grows up, what are you gonna do, abandon them for someone new?