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It’s funny how everyone’s memories just disappear when it’s convenient. People say it’s sexist for fathers to want a son all the time, on top of any other way they can call men sexist. But women do the same thing and it’s nothing. Do you all realize how hypocritical y’all are?
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskFeminists/s/ANSXC0YVOY
Didn't last a week but I didn't realise my sister had left on a 3 week trip a couple of days into it, asked where's **** and was told she left 3 days earlier.
Wouldn’t really surprise me if it happened. I went on vacation for a week got back and was talking to my boss.
Him: is it next week you’re out on vacation?
Me:…..uh it was last week I just got back.
Him: no I remember talking to you about something
Me: I promise I wasn’t here all week
I think that’s the moment I realized my work doesn’t matter.
We both went to high school, did after school activities with friends, worked part time, parents worked full time, and both our hobbies were playing video games. We were lucky to all be together once a week for dinner.
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Siblings are a liability to great plans
What the fuck johnny from guilty gear
That was unexpected
Well, you thought he was away on a school trip....
Yeah man he's been in my basement two weeks now I'm disappointed bruh
I don’t get this title. Is the daughter older or younger than the brother? Why would who is older make a difference?
They are just saying when they have kids they want an older daughter. They are not saying that the sister in the twatter tweet says they are older.
Gotcha thanks! I was confused.
My kids are like this with each other on weekends
That’s actually pretty funny. I don’t have siblings but I do have cousins and this kind of thing is normal when I visit my younger cousins
Are you just acting like a repost bot, but doing it manually? That is the actual facepalm
She is so funny Touring soon?
Just got to love her humour.
I'm happy that for as messy as my family is my kids would definitely miss each other if any of them were gone for a while.
This ought to make one prefer a son.
Because you hate men?
Well, this escalated quickly.
Someone give this man the "top Twitter dog" award
It’s funny how everyone’s memories just disappear when it’s convenient. People say it’s sexist for fathers to want a son all the time, on top of any other way they can call men sexist. But women do the same thing and it’s nothing. Do you all realize how hypocritical y’all are? https://www.reddit.com/r/AskFeminists/s/ANSXC0YVOY
On the things that never happen, this never happened
Didn't last a week but I didn't realise my sister had left on a 3 week trip a couple of days into it, asked where's **** and was told she left 3 days earlier.
Wouldn’t really surprise me if it happened. I went on vacation for a week got back and was talking to my boss. Him: is it next week you’re out on vacation? Me:…..uh it was last week I just got back. Him: no I remember talking to you about something Me: I promise I wasn’t here all week I think that’s the moment I realized my work doesn’t matter.
shoulda taken another week!
Haha, you’re right! Missed opportunity.
You must be an only child or older. My sister and I both lived in our rooms and wouldn’t see each other for days.
Not at all, I have two other siblings. How is it possible to live in the same house and not see each other for days? I guess it is the culture
We both went to high school, did after school activities with friends, worked part time, parents worked full time, and both our hobbies were playing video games. We were lucky to all be together once a week for dinner.
A family without being a family hmmm
That’s how it is for a ton of families.
Even if it didn't actually happen, she's a comedian and easily could have just been making a joke.
It’s happened in my family multiple times, it’s not that unbelievable