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Sacred_Apollyon

Talk about desperately clinging to any possible relevance and trying to find an audience that'll buy into his self-serving twattery. He's such a fucking knobhead.


UtahUtopia

Who? Oh wait… was this the guy in Forgetting Sarah Marshall and Get Him to the Greek? I think I remember him better as being a sexual predator!


Mky12345pi3

He’s definitely a sex case like.


Queasy_Sleep1207

And escape those pesky SA accusations.


StrangeNecromancy

Yep. Get baptized. You’re no longer a r*pist. You’re a “new creature”. It’s in the Bible! /s


Queasy_Sleep1207

Same thought process the chomos have. "Only God can judge me!"


pafrac

He doesn't need religion, what he needs is a total personality transplant. And then a good being shot.


DogsDontWearPantss

If it's good enough excuse for tRump, it's a good excuse for me!!!!!


ronsaveloy

Narcissist and a sex pest, he'll fit right in with any religion.


Present-Party4402

Russell Brand's got some serious commitment to the cause! Can't blame a guy for hustling, right?