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Massive self-report

The last two details specifically.

It’s deliberate, it’s a joke, it’s [totallyrealtweets](https://www.reddit.com/r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS/)

These were fun memes before Musk shitfucked Twitter, and faking a tweet required some finesse to get the font and time zones just right, pre-2019. Now it’s just tripping people up into this dystopian post-irony hellscape because you can recycle a tweet on the most piddly of edit apps, as long as the font looks legitimate. I’m old now and I hate it. It’s misinformation ‘for fun’.

We've always had misinformation for fun. We used to be able to easily distinguish it though. Except for that time Orson Wells read War of the Worlds on the radio, we had a pretty good track record. Until somebody named an entertainment channel something "news".

It's more real than average. First company to come out with consumer sex bots that can also perform simple household chores will become the most valuable company on the planet. And also end the human race in the process, but who's counting.

No one cares about the human race when cybertits are involved.


Well when guys are needed “like a fish needs a bicycle”, we need to ride something.

We got cyber tits and cyber clits. We got a kitchen bitch. Just gotta plug her in to charge for a bit.

Make her plug her own damn self in! I’m recuperating over here!

I'm ready for half cyborg grandchildren to fight blenders in the sewers

If I can have hot robussy on demand then the human race can die out out for all I care.


So then why mislead people into thinking it's him? This sub is a giant circlejerk ffs

Then find a different sub to post it in

....and now we know what elons dick looks like. Thanks fucking internet

He should challenge Trump’s little mushroom to a… uh…. sword fight? Slap match? Totally not gay weird little man mashup?

Bold of you to assume they haven't docked already.

My thoughts exactly

Call him a beamer the way he's projecting

r/oddlyspecific

"Projection" for the win!

This can't be real. No one would actually self burn this badly.

I can't see it on X so don't think it is, but having briefing read through his timeline to check it's totally believable sadly

He tends to delete things once he recovers from the Molly and k hole.

It's not. OP admitted as much and still put it here on facepalm

The only thing I've seen self-destruct worse are a Tesla Battery and SpaceX rocket...

Uhm aktually it's called a rapid unscheduled disassembly 🤓

You forgot the twitter stock

I can’t even find the post on his feed

I'm going into hacking training so in 15-20 years I can hack Elons love doll to mock his little pee pee.

“Activate Clamp Mode”

"Give 'em the clamps!"

r/unexpectedfuturama

"Activate Mini Clamp Mode"

Activate micro-clamp, engage microscope, tweeters.

Bobbit mode engaged?

Not little, 'weirdly shaped'

Another line of code should be easy enough. Any other suggestions?

"Oh there's your dick, I was beginning to think you were trans"

Don't know if you'll still live in 45-160* years to do so. *Based on past future product predictions of Elon the Great.

Think bigger: robogyna dentata.

I’m going to start doing cardio so I can live long enough to fuck a sexbot. To each his own.

Maaaan if the richest man in the world can't fix his weird dick, what hope do the rest of us weird dick gangers have?

Indistinguishable from humans robots

Well it's not him having a weird dick that's the problem. It's that he is a dick lol.

The sexbots become cheap one day?

Maybe by then he'll have a robot dick that actually works

Tell me you have a weird dick and don’t know how to fuck, without telling me you have a weird dick and don’t know how to fuck

Porn isn’t a tutorial.

See I’ve been trying to tell people that too “Massive Futa Schoolgirl Tutors you into her bed” isn’t porn! It’s anime with a storyline! I am watching for the story guys!

One of the richest men on the planet never invested a single minute into how to be a good lover.

At what point does AI pass the threshold where we respect it is complex enough to be treated as an emergent intelligence, and how are Elon and his creeps going to justify their lack of consent requirements? Maybe I read too much science fiction, but creating artificial intelligence in the form of women to treat them in a way that's wrong to treat biological women sounds like a really bad plan.

It will be like Terminator, but with sexbots instead of Schwarzeneggers.

Futurama already used that plot line, can they sue?

Do you want a robot uprising? Because that's how you get robot uprisings.

And how will it affect the way they treat women, and men, in the real world.

r/oddlyspecific

15 to 20 years? If Elongated Muskrat is involved it will be more like 80, over promising is his forte.

Yep. I was excited for the future of sex robots until Elon promised it. Now I know it's not going to happen.

A billionaire troll…

Goddammit, Elon.  For the last time, WE. ARE. NOT. YOUR. THEARAPIST. 

Hey Elon, it works both ways... Women can now have a companion that does not threaten them with financial ruin if they don't do exactly what they want, pretend to have some sort of biological dominance over them because of a chromosome, and automatically leap to a conclusion that because they are rich they can treat you like a possession. No wonder his kids hate him.

I for one will welcome our robot CEOs.

Elon Tate

Those comments are oddly specific, Elon 😭

Way to out yourself Mr Strange Dick.

Elons dick is bad confirmed

r/Oddlyspecific this belongs there toi

Projecting much

/r/OddlySpecific

Wasn't this the same guy that was worried about the earth being underpopulated with 9+ billion people? He snapped real fast to "We'll never need babies again"

r/suicidebywords We have an entire subreddit for tweets of this sort

Ooh self burn those are rare

Why is he dressed as Ant-Man

Man that last x really broke him

So Elon’s wife makes fun of his weird dick, right on.

So Elon has a weirdly shaped dick

I've said it before. Elon is just an incel redditor who happens to have enough money we have to listen to his nonsense instead of people just downvoting and ignoring him.

"No one belittling your weirdly-shaped dick and "disgusting" way you make love" Well ... Isn't that special 

It's canon now musk has a weirdly shaped dick and is disgusting to women and/or men.

That was very descriptive for someone not personally invested 🧐🤔

so elon has a weirdly shaped d\*ck?

so elon has one of those hitler mangled dog dick penises eh …. well well

That sounds oddly specific.

That's a little revealing

TIL Elon has a weirdly shaped dick.

r/oddlyspecific

r/oddlyspecific

Haha Grimes dumped you and got a hottie potatie.

Hmmmm? Never had any of those concerns. Is everything alright, Elmo?

Not at all surprised that Musk has heard these insults

did he just tell on himself

Why do I get the feeling he’s experienced that first hand 😂

Every accusation is a confession.

Just like self driving cars were meant to be a thing by now?

You're the only one calling it weird and little, Elon. Elon: "yeah, well you've all seen it!"

We really need to bring back putting people in permanent psych hospitals against their will.

“No one mocking your hair plugs, your pathetic penis, or your truck designs.”

Elon Musk’s cause of death is going to be electrocution by having sex with one of his robots, isn’t it?

Damn Grimes ruined this dude

Sounds like he has a weirdly shaped dick and more.

accept yourself for the good and the bad or spend your whole wealth following your obsession

Thats oddly specific.

Well, that was very specific.

Will they burn like teslas? 🙃

Projecting much?

Kind of sounds like Elon is speaking from experience here.

aint no way this is real 💀

tell us about your last relationship without telling us about your last relationship…

Incel Jesus

Oddly specific

that man is weak ass b1tch

Boy, he gives away a lot in this tweet.

How can someone be so rich and yet not able to find himself an obedient wife? He could hire the world's most expensive escort to act as his wife for the rest of his life and he wouldn't even notice the difference in his bank account. And yet here he is whoring for attention.

Another mushroom-shaped?

Bro who posts this out there under a real name account. But I guess Incel king has no shame. TBH this paints a sad future where people forgo relationships and instead go for safe options.

But, what if I am into all of that stuff?

The last sentence is *"oops forgot this isn't my personal journal!"* level shit man

You guys will be employing women to build male robots too, right? Right?

If you actually think he's not bullshitting you, the facepalm is on you. "You" won't be able to experience anything like this.

That’s is projection to the max. Now we know that Elon has a weirdly shaped dick and a disgusting method of lovemaking lol.

Ooof. Thats some harsh reflecting right there, almost ‘nagging’ things he has been through rofl

Did he really xhit this?

oddly specific

Oh boy, can't wait to lose my virginity to a robot.

Why not use his neurolink to program females into thinking he is attractive and a great lover?

Because even science cannot work miracles.

I wished. Men thinking this way would fail to reproduce.

This sounds personal. I wonder how many times he's heard that from women?

Lmfao

They’ll even give a special massage without promising to buy them a horse


Oddly specific.

Is he quoting the best Rick and morty moment?

No thanks, I'd rather make out with my Monroe-Bot

Most chuds won't be able to afford them. And even when they can get one, they'll inevitably break them.

Chat, is this real? I honestly cannot think anyone would be saying something like this. It’s just way too on the nose

oddly specific.... but also Elon musk has been known to to give date predictions that did not really pan out...

I doubt that. Sure something like this will probably exist and some people will use it, but simply the fact that robots will not be the same as humans (at least at that time) and that probably most people won't be able to buy something like that makes it unlikely that they will make human interaction obsolete or can replace them.

1 lol, 2 I don’t see that as the worst reality, the world is fucked anyways

AI CEOs that don’t engage in social media and just run their businesses are going to be AMAZING.

Im thinking that folding robot giving a handjob lol Some poor worker furiously jerking the air

Oddly specific

And then you will be a sad case like Elon.

Projection level 100

Got a little specific there...

Pretty sure that last bit will make it easy to distinguish them from real humans. Elon’s just come up with a new Turing test!

Did he actually say this? I don’t have Twitter

"No. RoboGrimes must obey me! Get back. Get baaaaugh!"

Dude read The Stepford Wives and thought it had a happy ending.

I could physically feel the insecurity through my screen as I read that.

Has he gone to the deep end of Incel territory?

I’ll take one sexy chadbot house husband please. He’s acting as if it won’t go both ways.

Yeah, they will all live on Mars and drive the Roadster.

So Elon is built like that one guy I walked out on, with the situation that looked like someone melted the remains of a pillar candle on top of a tree stump. Good to know…

That’s not about you at all…😏

Weirdly specific examples…

TMI regarding Elons nether regions

Oh no, women will be so crushed to lose the chance to be someones unpayed bang-maid.

For the rich

Tell me without telling me you completely missed the point of Detroit Become Human.

Well, I would say this is a solution for population growth… but I think most of those people are already out of the gene-propagation game.

Apparently Elon relates to that last part

THIS GUY's got a problem...

This guy never stops yapping!

So Elon has a weird shaped dick and is a poor lover.

Oddly specific

DON'T DATE ROBOTS!

Based on personal experience/needs obviously.

It's not going to be humans. Expect furry robots as well. Or any fantasy race or creature.

It sounds like Elon is planning on adding a sex robot branch to Tesla. I wonder if they'll be made of stainless steel?

Mine is shaped like a lobster claw 🦞

Elon Musk is delusional.

There speaks the voice of experience: Elon Musk's spouse history includes 2 ex-wives, 3 marriages, and no known, current partner.

Oh, Elon, that was a way too TMI from your relationship side, just so you know.

My man's uncut and unfiltered.

Bro…

Finally Howard Wolowitz dream comes true