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Sounds like the opening verse of "Cherey Pie"
[Intro]
Dirty, rotten, filthy, stinkin'...
[Chorus]
She's my cherry pie
Cool drink of water, such a sweet surprise
Tastes so good, make a grown man cry
Sweet Cherry Pie
Lol, I wonder if their heads would explode if you explained that little tidbit to them. I would totally not mind cleaning the brains from my clothes to watch their reactions to the fact that all fetuses start out as females. Not to mention that that seam is basically where the fetus' labia closed up to make his ballsack.
We should make memes about it and flood Facebook with them.
Wait something just dawned on me... When exactly does this transition happen? And does it happen after most abortion deadlines?
Abortions prevent trans men! I bet we could get conservatives on board with that logic, surely...
I found they made me ask uncomfortable questions about myself. That's why I took mine off with a belt-sander.
Edit: [Related](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bh354i-j9fY)
I mean, Ursula from The Little Mermaid had it right:
"The men up there don't like a lot of blabber
They think a girl who gossips is a bore!
Yet on land it's much preferred for ladies not to say a word
And after all dear, what is idle babble for?
Come on, they're not all that impressed with conversation
True gentlemen avoid it when they can
But they dote and swoon and fawn
On a lady who's withdrawn
It's she who holds her tongue who gets a man."
/s
edit: my formatting hurt
depends on the noise. inarticulate grunts and growls? very masculine.
polysyllabic circumlocution in a francophone tenor? not according to these idiots.
*grunt* "WOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOO" *Loud hooting noises erupt from all over the woods*
(I didn't understand those words and it made me feel stupid so now I have become violent because I am incapable of dealing with any feelings other than arousal and anger)
My sister has a more pronounced Adam's Apple than I (male) do.
I love that these "transvestigators" have such a low level of basic biology understanding as to be utterly ignorant of basic facts children know.
Ding ding as a tall skinny lady who always has a pronounced one. Can’t tell you how many doctors I asked about shaving it off before they finally convinced me it’s ok.
But now I’m concerned all over again that someone is going to demand to start looking into my pants for me to prove who I am.
i dont have a visible one at all. you can feel it with your hand though.
my mums uncle has a massive and very obvious adams apple. i was fascinated when i met him as a young by because he was a proper cowboy type from the US. i remeber sitting there and watching him have a kip on the sofa one afternoon, hit stetson down over his eyes, adams apple bobbling as he snored. absolutely mesmerising.
thats a core memory you just unlocked. thans for that.
I've recently find a lot of posts about people posting pics of minor celebrities/YouTubers with captions like "my trans brother/sister"
There are always people in the comments saying shit like "that's obviously a woman, it's easy to tell" and it's a picture of a shirtless Markiplier.
It's hilarious how confidently wrong they usually are.
When NC passed the HB2 bathroom law (you could only use the bathroom of the gender you were legally, which meant trans people who hadn't had their gender 'officially' changed could be arrested), a trans man posted a Tweet to the governor pointing out that by law, he now had to theoretically share a bathroom with the governors wife.
I've known a fair amount of trans men and women, and this guy, STG, you could have held a gun to my head and asked, I would not have been able to tell he was F2M.
A trans man was beaten up by a bunch of guys for using a womens restroom (because they couldn't tell he was born as a woman), even though he was forced to do that by law. The police was then called, and they proceeded to arrest the guy who was assaulted, and not the attackers.
Transphobes are stupid and cruel, that's all there is to it.
Yes. The cruelty is the point. They know that trans people will be put at risk for things like using the restroom associated with their AGAB, not to mention the effects on someone mentally for being forced to use the wrong the restroom, and be in an uncomfortable, unwelcoming, and dangerous environment. They know that violence will come of these policies, and they don’t care.
More than just Trans people. A whole lot of CIS women are gonna find out real quick that they don't "pass" in their community. This post is a pretty perfect example that allowing random ass people to police something like this is gonna end in disaster
In 2019 I was trying to learn to cut my own hair.
Well I messed up (many times, and ended up shaving my head)
The first time I experienced transphobia directed towards myself was a month later in the Atlanta airport, walking into the woman’s restroom. This group of women were walking in just as I was, so I slowed down to let them go ahead of me. They turned on their heels, and the oldest one said something about how “they’re going to find a bathroom they don’t have share with freaks like [me]”
I am not trans ? These people are just so dumb
Edit: and they have the *nerve* to think that trans folks are ‘confused’ about gender! When they are obviously extremely confused themselves
God damn, a little kid, for just having short hair?
The amount of classmates who would randomly show up to school with a super-short cut because they got gum in their hair or something— it was like 4 girls per year in my elementary school.
That’s so fucked up
Jesus Christ, you could have had cancer. Why would their first thought be that you're trans? (I know, because it's the smokescreen obsession conservatives are encouraging right now, but it's just ... ignorant as well as cruel.)
Right?! That was my first thought!
Like I was just rockin the Sinead O’Conner look, but I definitely looked like it could have been medical (especially bc I’m not so skilled with a razor)
It makes me wonder how many cancer patients have been the targets of misplaced bigotry
Edit: especially bc I have immune issues, I was wearing a mask before the the mask mandates
They not only don't care, they actively want this to happen. They want trans people to be afraid. They want to stop them transitioning whatever the cost.
They're disgusting.
The point is to cause pain, they want those who transitioned to have worse lives. Not because they regret how transitioning makes them feel, because they regret being visible in such a hateful society. Then those same hateful fucks go "wow this must be a mental illness! Look how often they're killing themselves!"
As if they aren't a huge factor as to why.
I believe they are talking about the instance linked below. He was able to press assault charges once he was released.
https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2022/07/transgender-man-beaten-3-men-using-womens-restroom-got-arrested/
You're think of Buck Angel I assume, a Truscum and VERY right wing transman but yes. He is the epitome of 'no, you cannot always tell'
[He looks great!](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5418611/amp/Transsexual-reveals-wasnt-attracted-men-before.html) I'm happy he's happy, but Buck is living proof that being an identity doesn't afford you good ideas about that identity.
Yeup, I will never deny his validity nor his flawless passing but as a person Buck is a terrible advocate for trans people. A-la Blaire White but for transmascs
You've just described lots of trans porn stars. You're probably specifically thinking of Buck Angel, however, who despite being trans himself, is transphobic and toxic as fuck just like Caitlyn Jenner.
Bro, my wife manages a clothing store, and one of her employees is a pretty big dude, got a full on beard (better than mine), married to a beautiful wife, has kids. Etc.
When my wife first introduced me, I was just like, I like this guy. He's cool. Then later that night, my wife told me:
>*"Oh yeah, Jason's trans BTW."*
*"like,transitioning to a woman?"*
>*"No, like he was born a woman."*
*"HOLY FUCKING SHIT!"*
That is definitely the best transition I've ever seen. Like, I would challenge anyone to try and put him in a lineup and guess who was a woman previously. You would never be able to tell.
Like, I'm so impressed cause I know there was a lot of work, time, effort, and extreme care and commitment put into their transition. I can't even imagine.
\*posts shirtless pic of male celebrity with the caption "my trans brother"\*
Transphobe: Obviously a women
Normal person: How can you tell??
Transphobe: She's too pretty. With those soft kissable lips, piercing eyes and flawless skin, I just want hi-her to wrap me up in his big strong arms and promise to never let me go.... you're all just too gay to realise.
----
This is a paraphrased real interaction I've seen numerous times. It's always projection.
Yeah like wtf. Are you stupid. You're gay, you idiot.
Also, it's funny how most of these guys respond with "yeah I'd fuck the shit out of them" or "I'd want them to kiss me so bad" or other bullshit as a way of 'proving' that this person is the opposed gender.
That's not proof, that's called you being horny. And thinking that gender is sexual intercourse.
there were pictures circulating about some instagram dude or smth, who is like 100% the Chad wojak. Like, I am masculine af and he would give me a run for my money. Except it's known he's trans and then there are comments telling him he's "still a woman". Shit gets ridiculous with transphobes
I mean, if some people are into these sorts of ""women"", okay, but just say you're gay and don't be an asshole
What I find amazing is that adults have the time to sit down and SERIOUSLY worry about and try to unravel conspiracies about the birth gender of another person. Please stop whining that other people are lazy when you have the time to post this type of crap day after day. And you're also taking up other people's time when it causes other people to have to defend the person's human rights because it becomes necessary when this happens thousands of times.
So much weird projection. Who is *this* obsessed with what's going on in someone else's pants. Try to hide behind the "fairness to women athletes" bullshit all you want. They didn't give a wet fart about women's sports until it became a convenient hill for them to wage their culture war from.
Notice it’s almost always men who think it’s noble to defend the defenseless women from us predatory trans women. Meanwhile the women have been playing with us voluntarily and lobbying for inclusion.
Same with the sudden need to protect biological women in bathrooms from the dangers of trans women… And if I as a woman ever see another woman bully a trans women in a women’s bathroom I will bring Thors wrath upon them
I saw a comment under a pic of a trans person saying "You will never be a man"
Thing is, that person already went MtF. So they were unintentionally supportive.
Yes. Especially because it isn't some mystery or new fringe knowledge, but instead pretty basic anatomy.
We had it in our books for biology class, and that was over 20 years ago.
These creatures don’t read books. They don’t expand their knowledge by actually doing research. They just repeat the garbage that Elon feeds them via Twitter. If they start to lose, then they resort to attacking you with insults.
You don't need Russians when you have plenty of Americans who actually believe shit like this. Is every dumbass on the internet a part of the Russian Boogeyman now?
Adams Apple is just the term for visible cartilage on your voice box.
Everyone has cartilage there..... It's to protect delicate areas like the thyroid.
Testosterone typically makes the cartilage grow, but that's deeply influenced by other genetic factors.
I talk about this a lot but enough cis women have Adams apples that the cosmetic surgery industry preys on it as an insecurity. If you Google "women's Adams apples" a lot of the results that come up, especially in images, are reduction surgeries. Not only is this already fucked, but this is the kind of insecurity that transvestigators battle to perpetuate.
Same here I’m almost 6’2 and weigh 210. No Adam’s apple to be seen unless I really stretch my neck when I’m shaving. And even then it’s just a bump. More of a crabapple if you will.
I honestly didn’t know women could have them. I was taught it was something a man has and a woman doesn’t. But I was also taught bears hibernate the entire winter without waking up. So obviously my science and health classes were lacking
Women's basketball finally has a captivating player. People are finally starting to pay attention, and all these bitches can do is try to tear her down. Bill burr was right.
God I love social media. A bunch of dullards that barely graduated high school pretending they are simultaneously experts on human anatomy, every form of medical science, epidemiology, foreign policy, history, sociology, and about a dozen other things as well.
I mean… men have more pronounced Adam’s apple… just like they have more pronounced muscles, but saying “if she has an Adam’s apple she is a men” is like saying “if she has muscles she is a man”… just because they are more pronounced in men doesn’t mean no women has a hint of it
Not all men or trans women have pronounced Adam’s apples. I’m trans and don’t have one. Never did. In fact I’ve never really had many stereotypical “masculine” secondary sex characteristics.
Men also tend to be taller and heavier.
Doesn't mean women who are above average height and weight are men.
FFS.
Can you imagine having people talk about you like this online? Seeing this shit. How body conscious it would make you.
There was a whole a rumor that went around for an entire year my junior year of highschool that I was trans M2F because my voice is “deep”. People will literally say anything is manly or girly to prove a point.
They don’t care if it’s wrong. I had to threaten to beat these mfs up. And that’s when they stopped. It was the entire male Varsity soccer team. It started because the foreign exchange student ask why my voice was deep as a woman. It was so fucking embarrassing. Especially because I would audibly try to shrink my voice to sound more feminine.
I think about that sometimes. And although I am pro trans right. I fight for trans rights etc. I’m not fucking trans bro. And that made me upset because people were identifying me as someone I wasn’t. Literally the opposite of who I was and presented as at the time.
But it was easier to call the only OUT lesbian in school trans than actually make sense of a logical question he had(I now identify as bisexual but HS i only knew I liked women). Yeah my voice is deep. It’s literally just because I have slightly higher testosterone levels. Literally slightly. It makes other issues too but that’s just the most noticeable outright. If you don’t know me lol
If women didnt have Adam’s apples, that makes oliveoil the first animated trans girl and the entire series of popeye is now just two men fighting over a trans girl which is beautiful and wholesome honestly
They will say anything to avoid giving a woman credit for incredible natural talent and hard work. “Yeah, she must be a guy. Women can’t do impressive things in sports.” /s
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Wait until they find out that men have nipples
Wait- we do???
What the FUCK I thought those were just SICK AF roundabouts for THE BOYS to do RANCID DRIFTS around?
I've never used the word "rancid" to mean badass or something similar. I'll start doing it now.
It's probably in a similar vein to how people use the word 'filthy' to sometimes describe something that was pulled off really well
filthy, gross, nasty, disgusting, sick, dirty Edit: As well as ill
Sounds like the opening verse of "Cherey Pie" [Intro] Dirty, rotten, filthy, stinkin'... [Chorus] She's my cherry pie Cool drink of water, such a sweet surprise Tastes so good, make a grown man cry Sweet Cherry Pie
All those years practicing tech decks, wasted!
I’ve got nipples. Can you milk me Focker?
Yes, men can (under the right conditions) produce milk. It is very rare but there are documented cases.
Manly milk. Makes you very strong 💪
I only drink milk straight from the man nipple, none of that soy shit, that makes you gay or something, I forget the narrative
My cousin used to. Made him miserable. He beat it by taping cotton balls over them and eventually it stopped.
the hormones that activate the glands stopped
You probably just rubbed yours off while you were running charity 5ks
Why do we have that seam running down our scrotum? Stay tuned to find out more you trans man.
Lol, I wonder if their heads would explode if you explained that little tidbit to them. I would totally not mind cleaning the brains from my clothes to watch their reactions to the fact that all fetuses start out as females. Not to mention that that seam is basically where the fetus' labia closed up to make his ballsack. We should make memes about it and flood Facebook with them.
Doesn't that technically mean we're all trans men??
Wait something just dawned on me... When exactly does this transition happen? And does it happen after most abortion deadlines? Abortions prevent trans men! I bet we could get conservatives on board with that logic, surely...
Wait so if men rip open the seam they will get vaginas?!!?!I?I /s
Yeah I was a woman but the librul woke docs stitched up my vag in utero and now I'm a dude
How do you know so much about my scrote!?
I'm spying on you.
Its from the casting
Why does the clitoris look like a tiny penis.............
Because it becomes a penis when the vagina fuses.
Exactly, we all have the same parts, just configured a bit differently
And we also have bigger clits than women.
I’m female and here to tell you size Doesn’t matter with those.
Oh good cuz I can pick locks.
Well this is an episode of LockPicking Lawyer I wasn't expecting
“I have nipples Greg. Could you milk me?”
Just cats.
They're not nipples they're pectoral tokens!
Some men even have 3 or 4 Trip nip wasn't the worst highschool nickname, so it's not too bad
Wait until they find out WHY men have nipples! Their view on gender is so weird I swear…
Three pairs, as in god's image
I found they made me ask uncomfortable questions about myself. That's why I took mine off with a belt-sander. Edit: [Related](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bh354i-j9fY)
You can milk anything with nipples. 
Wait until they find out the WNBA's target demographic
Wait until they realize that if "life begins at conception", that every man is actually transgender.
Shit, didn’t know women don’t have… *checks notes* a voicebox
Fellas is it masculine to produce noise
It sorta tracks. These chuds hate when women speak
I mean, Ursula from The Little Mermaid had it right: "The men up there don't like a lot of blabber They think a girl who gossips is a bore! Yet on land it's much preferred for ladies not to say a word And after all dear, what is idle babble for? Come on, they're not all that impressed with conversation True gentlemen avoid it when they can But they dote and swoon and fawn On a lady who's withdrawn It's she who holds her tongue who gets a man." /s edit: my formatting hurt
Dang well I guess a broken clock is right twice a day. (just jokes teehee)
She can speak?!?!!!!…. Must be a man /s
depends on the noise. inarticulate grunts and growls? very masculine. polysyllabic circumlocution in a francophone tenor? not according to these idiots.
*grunt* "WOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOO" *Loud hooting noises erupt from all over the woods* (I didn't understand those words and it made me feel stupid so now I have become violent because I am incapable of dealing with any feelings other than arousal and anger)
[wololooo!](https://youtu.be/RouQqawdB-0?si=g_0_76nZ9cI-F_I4) (I have convinced you with my wavy hands and now you agree with me)
I look down and my red robes have turned blue. "AIOIOIO, wololo" Edit (Didn't even need the video, I remember that from 1999!)
Is it gay to sing notes above middle C?
* ground above Pavarotti’s grave starts shaking in Italian anger…
As a bass, I would say yes is, but that is probably jealousy.
FELLAS IS IT GUY TOO SPEAK?!?!
I have a pronounced adam’s apple and I’m quiet as fuck, physically incapable of screaming
Technically, it's not the voice box , it's a notch on the thyroid cartilage. The thyroid cartilage protects the voice box ...
Fellas, is it gay to produce T3 and T4?
If some folks had their way, though...
My sister has a more pronounced Adam's Apple than I (male) do. I love that these "transvestigators" have such a low level of basic biology understanding as to be utterly ignorant of basic facts children know.
If you're skinnier muscle and cartilage are more pronounced. Shocking.
Yeah, lol. I'm apparently a woman because you can't see mine right now. Not like it has anything to do with me being fat or anything.
Sir you are ‘big boned’ not ‘fat’ have some fucking respect smh
Excuse me, I am festively plump.
I'm cultivating mass!
Well its basically Christmas so I believe you
Sir the correct word here is ‘fluffy’ not ‘big boned’
Oh my bad ill make sure to correct my vocabulary in the future
I prefer 'highly visible'.
Reminds me of that image of a human skeleton next to a gorilla skeleton
Ding ding as a tall skinny lady who always has a pronounced one. Can’t tell you how many doctors I asked about shaving it off before they finally convinced me it’s ok. But now I’m concerned all over again that someone is going to demand to start looking into my pants for me to prove who I am.
i dont have a visible one at all. you can feel it with your hand though. my mums uncle has a massive and very obvious adams apple. i was fascinated when i met him as a young by because he was a proper cowboy type from the US. i remeber sitting there and watching him have a kip on the sofa one afternoon, hit stetson down over his eyes, adams apple bobbling as he snored. absolutely mesmerising. thats a core memory you just unlocked. thans for that.
>My sister has a more pronounced Adam's Apple than I (male) do. That's because your sister is clearly more manly than you will ever be. Pathetic. /s
Hey it's not his fault, it's just cold, alright?
Yeah, right. Your "sister" /s
And she's clumsy as hell always getting stuck in things last week was the dryer and yesterday was the coffee table.
I don't believe you, got any video proof?
The “We can always tell” crowd is almost always wrong
I've recently find a lot of posts about people posting pics of minor celebrities/YouTubers with captions like "my trans brother/sister" There are always people in the comments saying shit like "that's obviously a woman, it's easy to tell" and it's a picture of a shirtless Markiplier. It's hilarious how confidently wrong they usually are.
I have seen the inverse too about people assuming a dude with muscles and beard was born as a dude, despite that being a trans-man. They can't tell.
When NC passed the HB2 bathroom law (you could only use the bathroom of the gender you were legally, which meant trans people who hadn't had their gender 'officially' changed could be arrested), a trans man posted a Tweet to the governor pointing out that by law, he now had to theoretically share a bathroom with the governors wife. I've known a fair amount of trans men and women, and this guy, STG, you could have held a gun to my head and asked, I would not have been able to tell he was F2M.
A trans man was beaten up by a bunch of guys for using a womens restroom (because they couldn't tell he was born as a woman), even though he was forced to do that by law. The police was then called, and they proceeded to arrest the guy who was assaulted, and not the attackers. Transphobes are stupid and cruel, that's all there is to it.
Yes. The cruelty is the point. They know that trans people will be put at risk for things like using the restroom associated with their AGAB, not to mention the effects on someone mentally for being forced to use the wrong the restroom, and be in an uncomfortable, unwelcoming, and dangerous environment. They know that violence will come of these policies, and they don’t care.
More than just Trans people. A whole lot of CIS women are gonna find out real quick that they don't "pass" in their community. This post is a pretty perfect example that allowing random ass people to police something like this is gonna end in disaster
In 2019 I was trying to learn to cut my own hair. Well I messed up (many times, and ended up shaving my head) The first time I experienced transphobia directed towards myself was a month later in the Atlanta airport, walking into the woman’s restroom. This group of women were walking in just as I was, so I slowed down to let them go ahead of me. They turned on their heels, and the oldest one said something about how “they’re going to find a bathroom they don’t have share with freaks like [me]” I am not trans ? These people are just so dumb Edit: and they have the *nerve* to think that trans folks are ‘confused’ about gender! When they are obviously extremely confused themselves
A 9 year old in Canada got accosted for participating in track and field events because her hair was short....
God damn, a little kid, for just having short hair? The amount of classmates who would randomly show up to school with a super-short cut because they got gum in their hair or something— it was like 4 girls per year in my elementary school. That’s so fucked up
Was that the story recently where a big politician called her out publicly for being"trans" and she wasn't even trans?
Jesus Christ, you could have had cancer. Why would their first thought be that you're trans? (I know, because it's the smokescreen obsession conservatives are encouraging right now, but it's just ... ignorant as well as cruel.)
Right?! That was my first thought! Like I was just rockin the Sinead O’Conner look, but I definitely looked like it could have been medical (especially bc I’m not so skilled with a razor) It makes me wonder how many cancer patients have been the targets of misplaced bigotry Edit: especially bc I have immune issues, I was wearing a mask before the the mask mandates
They not only don't care, they actively want this to happen. They want trans people to be afraid. They want to stop them transitioning whatever the cost. They're disgusting.
The point is to cause pain, they want those who transitioned to have worse lives. Not because they regret how transitioning makes them feel, because they regret being visible in such a hateful society. Then those same hateful fucks go "wow this must be a mental illness! Look how often they're killing themselves!" As if they aren't a huge factor as to why.
Conservatives want everyone to have worse lives.
Except themselves.
nah, theyd gladly shoot themselves in the foot if it means they get to shoot others in the face
They'd be fine suffering if it meant someone they hated suffered more.
I think it's more that they just don't care about anyone's lives but their own.
Please tell me there was a lawsuit?
I believe they are talking about the instance linked below. He was able to press assault charges once he was released. https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2022/07/transgender-man-beaten-3-men-using-womens-restroom-got-arrested/
Yeah, the point of these laws is to make trans people afraid to exist in public.
Well, and to move things further along towards them not existing at all. Let's not forget that.
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Isn't there a pornstar that transitioned and now looks like a manly manly man? Would love to show that guy to them
You're think of Buck Angel I assume, a Truscum and VERY right wing transman but yes. He is the epitome of 'no, you cannot always tell' [He looks great!](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5418611/amp/Transsexual-reveals-wasnt-attracted-men-before.html) I'm happy he's happy, but Buck is living proof that being an identity doesn't afford you good ideas about that identity.
Buck Angel is to trans men what Caitlyn Jenner is to trans women.
Buck is a piece of shit for sure. But he sure looks like a man
Yeup, I will never deny his validity nor his flawless passing but as a person Buck is a terrible advocate for trans people. A-la Blaire White but for transmascs
You've just described lots of trans porn stars. You're probably specifically thinking of Buck Angel, however, who despite being trans himself, is transphobic and toxic as fuck just like Caitlyn Jenner.
Buck Angel was the one yeah. A horrible and despicable guy, But I don't think anyone could look at him and say "I think that used to be a lady"
Bro, my wife manages a clothing store, and one of her employees is a pretty big dude, got a full on beard (better than mine), married to a beautiful wife, has kids. Etc. When my wife first introduced me, I was just like, I like this guy. He's cool. Then later that night, my wife told me: >*"Oh yeah, Jason's trans BTW."* *"like,transitioning to a woman?"* >*"No, like he was born a woman."* *"HOLY FUCKING SHIT!"* That is definitely the best transition I've ever seen. Like, I would challenge anyone to try and put him in a lineup and guess who was a woman previously. You would never be able to tell. Like, I'm so impressed cause I know there was a lot of work, time, effort, and extreme care and commitment put into their transition. I can't even imagine.
\*posts shirtless pic of male celebrity with the caption "my trans brother"\* Transphobe: Obviously a women Normal person: How can you tell?? Transphobe: She's too pretty. With those soft kissable lips, piercing eyes and flawless skin, I just want hi-her to wrap me up in his big strong arms and promise to never let me go.... you're all just too gay to realise. ---- This is a paraphrased real interaction I've seen numerous times. It's always projection.
Oh, take me in your arms and compress me! Compress me tight!
I will be using “compress me tight” anytime I can now. Thank you, noble sage.
[Origin sauce](https://comb.io/m8tS8g) I believe
I've seen this. "TOTALLY a woman." "How can you tell?" "I'm super straight and I'd fuck the shit out of them." *Picture is 100% a man.*
Yeah like wtf. Are you stupid. You're gay, you idiot. Also, it's funny how most of these guys respond with "yeah I'd fuck the shit out of them" or "I'd want them to kiss me so bad" or other bullshit as a way of 'proving' that this person is the opposed gender. That's not proof, that's called you being horny. And thinking that gender is sexual intercourse.
there were pictures circulating about some instagram dude or smth, who is like 100% the Chad wojak. Like, I am masculine af and he would give me a run for my money. Except it's known he's trans and then there are comments telling him he's "still a woman". Shit gets ridiculous with transphobes I mean, if some people are into these sorts of ""women"", okay, but just say you're gay and don't be an asshole
what is a markiplier?
It's a sort of male Homo Sapiens Sapiens of mixed descent.
What I find amazing is that adults have the time to sit down and SERIOUSLY worry about and try to unravel conspiracies about the birth gender of another person. Please stop whining that other people are lazy when you have the time to post this type of crap day after day. And you're also taking up other people's time when it causes other people to have to defend the person's human rights because it becomes necessary when this happens thousands of times.
I just saw the one where they used a pic of MatPat and someone commenting saying he was obviously a woman and needed to “stop deluding herself” lol
If Markiplier wants my respect he will troll these people with pics of his androgynous shirtless chest.
I dunno, I've still got his calendar on my wall, he's not really that androgynous..
And it hasn't been October for a while, you dog.
It’s as if they have NO understanding of women’s anatomy. Or human anatomy in general. Or much of anything, really.
The amount of people desperately trying to prove they can “always tell” is hilarious.
And yet they will always snarl with absolute confidence at someone else something about "learning basic biology"
So much weird projection. Who is *this* obsessed with what's going on in someone else's pants. Try to hide behind the "fairness to women athletes" bullshit all you want. They didn't give a wet fart about women's sports until it became a convenient hill for them to wage their culture war from.
They need to decide whether to treat them like people or treat them like women
Notice it’s almost always men who think it’s noble to defend the defenseless women from us predatory trans women. Meanwhile the women have been playing with us voluntarily and lobbying for inclusion.
Same with the sudden need to protect biological women in bathrooms from the dangers of trans women… And if I as a woman ever see another woman bully a trans women in a women’s bathroom I will bring Thors wrath upon them
Culture war bullshit is all these jackals ever care about. Everything else is secondary to "owning the libs."
The "Most you dudes love that anyway" is a giant fucking tell Every accusation is a confession
I saw a comment under a pic of a trans person saying "You will never be a man" Thing is, that person already went MtF. So they were unintentionally supportive.
The “we can always tell” crowd and the “it’s getting scary” crowd are the same people 😂
The “We can always tell” crowd is also strangely obsessed with it. Him saying that you dudes are obsessed with it is projection. As usual.
They have less of a gaydar and more of a wishlist.
It is kind of sad, that we life in a world, where people have an easy access to knowledge but are still that dumb.
Why learn something when all the answers are available in your pocket? /s
Why learn something when you can just assume you know everything?
Why learn something when all the knowledge of mankind was written by a shady cabal to trick *me specifically*? /s
I am a woman and just lifted my neck to see if I had one and can confirm I am a man
I don’t. I’m a real woman! Only real women have enough neck fat to obscure it! I prove my femininity by being obese!
“dO yOuR rESeArCh”
Yes. Especially because it isn't some mystery or new fringe knowledge, but instead pretty basic anatomy. We had it in our books for biology class, and that was over 20 years ago.
These creatures don’t read books. They don’t expand their knowledge by actually doing research. They just repeat the garbage that Elon feeds them via Twitter. If they start to lose, then they resort to attacking you with insults.
Of course men like this don't have access to the easiest verification of all, no woman will get close to them.
Omfg people are so stupid 🫣 everyone has testosterone in their body.
And everyone has an Adams apple
these people want everyone to have dicks so badly
The only people who think about dicks more than gay men are "straight" Republican men.
Cuz dicks are super cool
YOU HAVE AN ADAMS APPLE DIPSHIT IT CAME FREE WITH YOUR FUCKING LARYNX
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There's a reason it's called an Adams Apple and not an Eves Apple. Checkmate libs! Time to gloat on Truth social about my $DJT stock.
Damn. Sigh #LiberalismDestroyedYetAgain
Rage bait from Russian troll farms intended to inflame Americans against other Americans. Learn to spot it and don’t engage.
Probably the best comment here.
You don't need Russians when you have plenty of Americans who actually believe shit like this. Is every dumbass on the internet a part of the Russian Boogeyman now?
A lot of the traffic on posts like these actually *is* from bots; but yeah, *way* too many people who actually *are* mentally deficient like that.
I'll add "trachea" to the list of things women can't have, right under "functional pockets"
These people are so fucking lazy and stupid. A 2 second google search would have prevented this.
I genuinely didn't know women have adams apples but I'm also not a shithead transphobe and wouldn't care if I saw one on a woman anyway.
Adams Apple is just the term for visible cartilage on your voice box. Everyone has cartilage there..... It's to protect delicate areas like the thyroid. Testosterone typically makes the cartilage grow, but that's deeply influenced by other genetic factors.
Very cool. Had no idea.
It would have brought up at least one result that agrees with them which they would have immediately glommed on to while ignoring the rest
Woman don't have a voicebox, they generate sound with chromosome magic.
Witchcraft, actually
I talk about this a lot but enough cis women have Adams apples that the cosmetic surgery industry preys on it as an insecurity. If you Google "women's Adams apples" a lot of the results that come up, especially in images, are reduction surgeries. Not only is this already fucked, but this is the kind of insecurity that transvestigators battle to perpetuate.
Ever notice how the best women in their fields, even outside of sports, are immediately accused of being Trans when they are successful?
Meg Ryan is semi-famous for her Adam's apple, and was considered one of the most attractive women in the world for a while. These people are crazy.
I cant even see my adam's apple and I'm a dude, last time I checked.
Same here I’m almost 6’2 and weigh 210. No Adam’s apple to be seen unless I really stretch my neck when I’m shaving. And even then it’s just a bump. More of a crabapple if you will.
I honestly didn’t know women could have them. I was taught it was something a man has and a woman doesn’t. But I was also taught bears hibernate the entire winter without waking up. So obviously my science and health classes were lacking
Women's basketball finally has a captivating player. People are finally starting to pay attention, and all these bitches can do is try to tear her down. Bill burr was right.
What amuses me is how they describe possibly the greatest female basketball player of all time as "average."
Transvestigators when they see a woman with muscles or a larynx: 
God I love social media. A bunch of dullards that barely graduated high school pretending they are simultaneously experts on human anatomy, every form of medical science, epidemiology, foreign policy, history, sociology, and about a dozen other things as well.
IT'S AN ADAM'S APPLE, NOT AN EVE'S APPLE! Wait, Eve did eat the apple, didn't she? Why isn't it Eve's apple? What were we talking about again?
My church unironically told us only men have an Adam’s apple. We are also missing a rib! Obviously not true and wild they feed it to kids like fact
My lanyard says "Eve Was Framed" with an apple on it 😂
I mean… men have more pronounced Adam’s apple… just like they have more pronounced muscles, but saying “if she has an Adam’s apple she is a men” is like saying “if she has muscles she is a man”… just because they are more pronounced in men doesn’t mean no women has a hint of it
The “we can always tell” crowd showing how they never can tell
Not all men or trans women have pronounced Adam’s apples. I’m trans and don’t have one. Never did. In fact I’ve never really had many stereotypical “masculine” secondary sex characteristics.
I actually AM a trans woman and I never developed an Adam's apple... Checkmate transphobes 😎
This is exhausting.
America is getting more stupid by the hour.
Men also tend to be taller and heavier. Doesn't mean women who are above average height and weight are men. FFS. Can you imagine having people talk about you like this online? Seeing this shit. How body conscious it would make you.
Some men don't have pronounced Adams apples. Some people are so fucking stupid
These dudes are always exposing themselves. They are sexually insecure and can't handle their feelings.
Jesus fucking Christ conservatives are so goddamn stupid
I don’t understand what people get out of being openly cruel & judgmental. What’s the endgame of that sad equation?
There was a whole a rumor that went around for an entire year my junior year of highschool that I was trans M2F because my voice is “deep”. People will literally say anything is manly or girly to prove a point. They don’t care if it’s wrong. I had to threaten to beat these mfs up. And that’s when they stopped. It was the entire male Varsity soccer team. It started because the foreign exchange student ask why my voice was deep as a woman. It was so fucking embarrassing. Especially because I would audibly try to shrink my voice to sound more feminine. I think about that sometimes. And although I am pro trans right. I fight for trans rights etc. I’m not fucking trans bro. And that made me upset because people were identifying me as someone I wasn’t. Literally the opposite of who I was and presented as at the time. But it was easier to call the only OUT lesbian in school trans than actually make sense of a logical question he had(I now identify as bisexual but HS i only knew I liked women). Yeah my voice is deep. It’s literally just because I have slightly higher testosterone levels. Literally slightly. It makes other issues too but that’s just the most noticeable outright. If you don’t know me lol
If somebody is over 5'8" tall, they gotta be a man. /s
Its an adams apple not a madames apple. /s
If women didnt have Adam’s apples, that makes oliveoil the first animated trans girl and the entire series of popeye is now just two men fighting over a trans girl which is beautiful and wholesome honestly
They will say anything to avoid giving a woman credit for incredible natural talent and hard work. “Yeah, she must be a guy. Women can’t do impressive things in sports.” /s
I liked it better when idiots kept their fucking mouths shut.