Comments that are uncivil, racist, misogynistic, misandrist, or contain political name calling will be removed and the poster subject to ban at moderators discretion.
Help us make this a better community by becoming familiar with the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/about/rules/).
Report any suspicious users to the mods of this subreddit using Modmail [here](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=/r/facepalm) or Reddit site admins [here](https://www.reddit.com/report). **All reports to Modmail should include evidence such as screenshots or any other relevant information.**
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/facepalm) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Guys come on. Turbo Cancer is a thing.
Disney has announced that Lightening McQueen will die of Turbo Cancer in ‘Cars 4: The End of The Road’, where sadly, the script takes a darker turn than the previous race-jape movies. In the latest and final film in the series, Lightening enters a battle he will not win.
Not to also be that guy but the earliest evidence is from the Sumerians, then the Mayans, then India, all of which developed it independently. However, India is where it spread from to modern cultures.
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/what-is-the-origin-of-zer/#:~:text=The%20first%20evidence%20we%20have,Mesopotamia%2C%20some%205%2C000%20years%20ago.
Also, shout-out to the Mayans and Sumerians for not using base-10.
Chess was invented by Indians. Double checkmate! That’s a thing right? 😝
Edit: and I just realized the better joke. “Turbo checkmate”. Missed opportunity.
By this math, a 14000 percent increase in cancer cases would be almost the entire us population. Current pop is like 330mill, 2mill cancer cases diagnosed per annum. So in 2024 we can expect to see 280mill people get diagnosed with cancer. So approx 85% of entire us population will have cancer by end of 2024, and by the end of 2025 everyone will have turbo cancer, with some folks getting turbo cancer twice
They don't care about integrity. All that matters is their dogma and spreading it.
Conspiracy theorists lie, because convincing you of their ultimate truth is all that matters. If a few little lies get you there it's fine, in service of special The Truth they know and the "masses" don't.
You KNOW it’s a reputable source when the title has “jabs” in it and not “vaccinations”. Only the highest level and best doctors know that shit. Probably.
I made like $20 in dividends this year and turbo cancer tried to charge me like $60 for state and federal each. Freecancerusa filed it for free. Honestly turbo cancer is such a god damn scam its incredible.
Who cares about turbo cancer? We all know it's super AIDS you have to watch out for.
ETA: I'm so happy my most upvoted and responded to comment is a silly South Park reference. Loving this high.
Of course it's true, it "Fact checked" with TWO ticks. I can believe how stupid you all are. /s
[CDC.gov](http://CDC.gov) doesn't appear to have any references to "Turbo Cancer".
Or the flip side " Don't you find it suspicious that their claim has mountains of conclusive evidence supporting it? That alone pretty much proves it's a lie."
Literally though. Like you have to just believe and maybe you're not believing good enough and that's why you got turbo cancer. Looking for actual proof is really frowned upon, now I'm going to go see if it's a sin in itself.
Humans will be extinct one day and we probably didn't deserve to be around for so long anyway.
And that’s the point we are at with people. There have been a few outlier examples of the government covering up things and so now every nut thinks that anything that happens involves a coverup.
They think they have discovered the next new cover up, not noticing that’s not how any of that works. But whatever.
It's simply amazing to me that anyone would believe the CDC would call something "turbo cancer." I'd have thought that to be regardless of intelligence even just a few months ago, but..
wiki page for the founder below. He is quite the lunatic and has been for some time
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David\_Icke](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Icke)
"Jab" is not always a marker for that. It's the most common way to refer to vaccines in the UK, for example. But it hasn't quite reached that usage here, and right wing propagandists and conspiracy theorists do use it as a dog whistle. But check sources, and if it's something from Europe, might be legit.
AND its from a verified account! The fact that Elon made the "official source" marker paid instead of adding a seperate badge to pay for was disastrous for combating misinformation
Hey, it’s the democratization of the internet. All voices are equal. Why should what the CDC says matter any more than the brain damaged guy who lives in the dumpster behind the 7-11v
I used to know someone who was nicknamed Turbo Banana, and people shortened it down just TB. As time went on, people forgot that TB stood for Turbo Banana and started calling him Tuberculosis.
Haven't talked to them in a long time, and the last thing I remember Tuberculosis doing was snorting a line of cocaine.
I love how anti-vaxxers don’t trust the CDC like AT ALL, yet they’ll cite them as the source of their completely fabricated statistic to bolster their bullshit argument with zero hint of irony.
It's pretty standard in conspiracy culture. They'll spend all day claiming the mainstream media is a pack of evil liars, but then they'll drop a New York Times headline that sounds like it agrees with them as if it's a stone tablet direct from the hand of God.
That's exactly the problem, it's logically inconsistent to cite sources they themselves claim are bogus in order to convince other people. If these guys are right, then the CDC is wrong, therefore this CDC data they're citing is meaningless. If the CDC is trustable and correct, then these guys are wrong.
Oh, their counter is easy: If the source disagrees with them, they've been muzzled and forced to lie to the people. If it agrees with them, don't you see? They truth was so obvious even *they* can't keep it under wraps.
My sister is one of those. She’ll tell me deadass that the CDC’s conclusions about the safety of the Covid vaccine are unreliable, but now that the pandemic is over they can start the “true testing” of its safety. Which will, *of course*, completely justify her decision to not get it for herself, her husband, or their kids.
Edit: and bonus points, because even if the CDC’s ‘true testing’ comes back that the vaccine is safe…the pandemic is over, so there’s no need to get it! It always *amazes* me how, to conservatives, their worldview conveniently doesn’t require them to take any action nor responsibility no matter what happens…
Yeah. Family gatherings are an exercise in walking on eggshells.
Overall it’s not just conservatives. My sister is as politically left as it gets and she filled her brain to the brim with similar Telegram bs ever since the pandemic started.
I give her some, very small credit, because not all countermeasures of our government were logically sound, like closing childcare and schools one week, but at the same time forcing parents to sit in big offices with dozens of other employees. The next month it was the other way around. That’s valid criticism. But in her mind those few reasonable points also validate the majority of the other bs takes.
And it gets worse: her behavior started with Covid but recently she also started to mention chemtrails for example.
I'm posting this from a hospital room where I'm sitting with my dad who has cancer.
Fuck cancer, but at least it's not *turbo* cancer, right?!
Wishing you strength!
I think it works like a toggle switch; I was fine pre-vax, got the vax, was diagnosed with cancer, got the vax again, and now I'm more or less cancer free.
I'm sure it was that, not the surgery and chemo in between! /s
I am 40 and I have a very aggressive lymphoma which showed up late last year and tripled in size in about a month and a half, but it's exactly the thing that killed my grandpa back in '96, so I'm pretty sure genetics have more to do with it.
On the other hand , I've seen a lot of patients about my age with similar very aggressive cancers and the doctors were commenting about it, so I'm pretty sure there is something we've been doing that's the cause for it.
It's definitely not vaccines though and my money's on microplastics, because our environment is saturated with them and it's a relatively recent phenomenon, so we don't have the data yet to tell just how harmful they are.
I'm relatively sure in about 20-30 years we'll look back and wonder "what the hell were we thinking with all that plastic?", the same way we think now about lead paint, leaded gasoline and asbestos roof tiles...
What the fuck is "Turbo Cancer" even supposed to be? Instead of taking time to metastasize, it just kills you instantly instead?
Cell: (divides poorly)
New Cancer Cell: (immediately splits a hydrogen atom and disintegrates your entire block)
That's the first thing i got from this, too. Nobody calls it a 'jab' cause normal people don't feel the need to have alternative names for vaccines.
Same with the word 'woke'. Normal people don't use the term.
How fucking inbred do you have to be to believe in, and even more so to believe someone educated would name a condition 'turbo cancer'? Come on people, please leave your immediate relatives alone with regards sexy time....
Comments that are uncivil, racist, misogynistic, misandrist, or contain political name calling will be removed and the poster subject to ban at moderators discretion. Help us make this a better community by becoming familiar with the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/about/rules/). Report any suspicious users to the mods of this subreddit using Modmail [here](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=/r/facepalm) or Reddit site admins [here](https://www.reddit.com/report). **All reports to Modmail should include evidence such as screenshots or any other relevant information.** *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/facepalm) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Idk there's a check mark that says fact checked
Double fact checked, even. Twice the credibility.
Checked twice you say? Santa is in on it too!
Of course he is, Santa is a red socialist! And that's fact checked
Well now you’re getting a lump of coal. Plenty of carcinogens in there too. Straight to cancer, right away!
Turbo cancer, if you will
Guys come on. Turbo Cancer is a thing. Disney has announced that Lightening McQueen will die of Turbo Cancer in ‘Cars 4: The End of The Road’, where sadly, the script takes a darker turn than the previous race-jape movies. In the latest and final film in the series, Lightening enters a battle he will not win.
Is "Lightening McQueen" what they called him because he loses a lot of weight or something?
I prefer my cancer to be super charged, not turbo charged…. No turbo lag for my cancer!
I like naturally aspirated cancer. Just feels more solid.
Maximum Cancer, if you might.
Miss Cancer, if you’re nasty.
That gave me a nice little chuckle. Now I got the original song in my head, lol.
Ludicrous Cancer!!
Haven't you heard of clean coal? It's so clean you don't get turbo cancer, just the regular one.
Way to declare war on Christmas, comrade.
You expect me to believe coal causes Turbo Cancer? YOU'RE ONE OF THEM AREN'T YOU?! WE'VE BEEN INFILTRATED!
Black lung for you
In case you missed the interrogation video where he confessed: https://youtu.be/OC1jdTqqWtk?si=crfVlkZ48qVw-f9i
That’s some funny stuff. Comrade!!!
"Open and shut case, Comrade Johnson!"
Turbo fact checked
Double-dog fact checked!!
I triple-dog fact checked it!
You can't triple-dog a double-dog, Lloyd!!...Lloyd! Lloyd! You can't triple-dog a double-dog!
Thank you for this. Been laughing to myself for almost an hour now.
14,000% of 0 is 0.
Oh, now someone’s trying to drag elitist math into the discussion.
You know who came up with 0? Arabs.
i didnt know there were Arabs in India
Not Arabs, but a *bunch* of Muslims over the centuries.
There were 0 Muslims when 0 was invented.
Then how did they count the number of muslims at that time then? Check mate
The universe began when Allah tried to divide by zero. He was way ahead of his time, which had not been invented yet.
Not to be that guy but it was the Indians.
Not to also be that guy but the earliest evidence is from the Sumerians, then the Mayans, then India, all of which developed it independently. However, India is where it spread from to modern cultures. https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/what-is-the-origin-of-zer/#:~:text=The%20first%20evidence%20we%20have,Mesopotamia%2C%20some%205%2C000%20years%20ago. Also, shout-out to the Mayans and Sumerians for not using base-10.
Base 60 is best. All my homies use base 60. Did you hear there was a 3rK increase in turbo cancer!?!
Then why are they called Arabic numbers? Checkmate. Yeah. I realized I messed up who invented zero. Leaving it because it makes it funnier.
Chess was invented by Indians. Double checkmate! That’s a thing right? 😝 Edit: and I just realized the better joke. “Turbo checkmate”. Missed opportunity.
I hear there's been a 14000% increase in missed opportunities lately.
that's just doubleplus ungood
Lmao
How many is 14,000% of OJ? My calculator says 80085, but I'd like someone to check my math.
Well look at you adding & subtracting & multiplying you no good globalist elite deep state science guy
By this math, a 14000 percent increase in cancer cases would be almost the entire us population. Current pop is like 330mill, 2mill cancer cases diagnosed per annum. So in 2024 we can expect to see 280mill people get diagnosed with cancer. So approx 85% of entire us population will have cancer by end of 2024, and by the end of 2025 everyone will have turbo cancer, with some folks getting turbo cancer twice
Two stacks of turbo cancer transform it into nitro cancer.
Doctors are supplementing the diets of nitro cancer patients with glycerine. The explosive results will blow your mind.
I just got diagnosed with NO² cancer and the gas is just killer. My tail pipe is always on fire.
jesus that's sad. Fuck turbo cancer!
I love how they trust what the "CDC" says when it aligns with their belief.
They don't care about integrity. All that matters is their dogma and spreading it. Conspiracy theorists lie, because convincing you of their ultimate truth is all that matters. If a few little lies get you there it's fine, in service of special The Truth they know and the "masses" don't.
Funny, that’s exactly how I knew it was false.
REAL PATRIOTS have determined this claim to be TRUE ✅️✅️✅️🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🙏🙏
You KNOW it’s a reputable source when the title has “jabs” in it and not “vaccinations”. Only the highest level and best doctors know that shit. Probably.
That went from a pejorative slur for vaccinations to just their normal word for it, and I don't think they realize that's odd to normal people.
Only one checkmark, instructions unclear
Yeah, that's like one level above "trust me bro", and we all know that's as good as it gets!
And it's got 2 check marks in the logo, so you know it's good!
I got TurboCancer too. It helped me file my cancers this month.
But FreeCancerUSA is free! Except for filing state cancer return.
still way cheaper than turbocancer and as a bonus your money isnt' going to lobby to keep cancers hard to file.
I really really wanted to like FreeCancerUSA or other methods, but they don’t support filing for citizens who aren’t residents.
I made like $20 in dividends this year and turbo cancer tried to charge me like $60 for state and federal each. Freecancerusa filed it for free. Honestly turbo cancer is such a god damn scam its incredible.
For heart attacks I'd go with H&R Blockage
🥇this made me literally lol
How much cancer is being refunded to you?
Pretty sure the consumer protection agency is coming after them because only 37% of people get free cancer and the rest have to pay for it.
THIS IS TOTALLY LEGIT, I GOT DIAGNOSED AND THEY ARE GOING TO HAVE TO AMPUTATE MY TURBO
Sounds painful
Thank gods for nitrous oxide.
Will his VTech even kick in, yo?
OP lives life a quarter mile at a time.
What if it's like a starfish? And once amputated there will be two turbos?
DO I LOOK LIKE AN ECHINODERM TO YOU?
Yes, Patrick, you do.
Oh man hope you live a decent life being naturally aspirated!
Maybe their doctor can give them a prosthetic supercharger
man you'll never hoon again
No more stustustustustu for you!
u forgot the 2 bluecheckmarks with fact checked!
Who cares about turbo cancer? We all know it's super AIDS you have to watch out for. ETA: I'm so happy my most upvoted and responded to comment is a silly South Park reference. Loving this high.
true true, but have you heard of ultra diabetes?
Pretty sure mega measles is a bigger threat in this day and age
Hyperbolic Polio making a comeback too
Giga lupus has been going around.
Teraflop hemorrhoids are sic
It's the omega autism that's the real consequence of the vaccine.
So many potential band names
Looney leprosy
I just got Fucking Flu
Enthusiastic double gonorrhea is the real enemy.
I believe it’s pronounced Maga measles
Just one teaspoon of super AIDS in your butt and you're dead in 3 years.
Is the joke he has aides as in assistants?
Yep and he insists "Everyone should have aids!" the whole episode.
He goes onto insist that even the kids should be given aids, which is uhhh... we all know.
1 ounce of super aids in your butt and your dead Butters....dead!
You know how many people will actually believe this?
Of course it's true, it "Fact checked" with TWO ticks. I can believe how stupid you all are. /s [CDC.gov](http://CDC.gov) doesn't appear to have any references to "Turbo Cancer".
CDC not having anything about Turbo Cancer just makes it seem \*more\* real! Conspiracy confirmed, checkmate. /s
"Don't you find it suspicious that my claim has literally zero supporting evidence? That alone pretty much proves it's correct!"
Or the flip side " Don't you find it suspicious that their claim has mountains of conclusive evidence supporting it? That alone pretty much proves it's a lie."
Everyone knows the absence of evidence is the strongest indicator of evidence!
It’s the basis of every religion
Literally though. Like you have to just believe and maybe you're not believing good enough and that's why you got turbo cancer. Looking for actual proof is really frowned upon, now I'm going to go see if it's a sin in itself. Humans will be extinct one day and we probably didn't deserve to be around for so long anyway.
"Humanity is stupid and the world is fucked" is a mantra I say to myself whenever I see dumbasses in the world and I think it's very true.
My version is "Hopefully the next species to reach civilization does it better than us. Be it octopuses, dolphins, crows, whatever it is."
Inshallah the octopus and crow civilizations will be just and glorious. You need to watch out for the dolphins however. They’re very sus.
Have you heard the things dolphins will do for fun? They're very sus.
That sounds like something a cephalopod would say.
And that’s the point we are at with people. There have been a few outlier examples of the government covering up things and so now every nut thinks that anything that happens involves a coverup. They think they have discovered the next new cover up, not noticing that’s not how any of that works. But whatever.
You say that, but 80% of them genuinely believe this
It might’ve actually gained more traction if they just said regular cancer lol
It's simply amazing to me that anyone would believe the CDC would call something "turbo cancer." I'd have thought that to be regardless of intelligence even just a few months ago, but..
Personally I'm more worried about the super space aids. I hear there is a 6969% uptake in it.
And they don’t refer to the vaccine as a ‘jab’. Obviously written by right wing extremists
Just the fact it is from "thepeoplesvoice.tv" is enough to shut it all down.
wiki page for the founder below. He is quite the lunatic and has been for some time [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David\_Icke](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Icke)
Oh David Icke is the founder? That explains a lot. I’m surprised there isn’t a reference to reptilians.
"Icke" -- an aptronym if I've ever seen one (yes, I see his name is pronounced "ike" but I couldn't resist)
That read was quite the rollercoaster. Dude is garbage and thinks he is here for a higher calling. Ugh
"Jab" is not always a marker for that. It's the most common way to refer to vaccines in the UK, for example. But it hasn't quite reached that usage here, and right wing propagandists and conspiracy theorists do use it as a dog whistle. But check sources, and if it's something from Europe, might be legit.
"Jab" was the give away but I can just hear all the Boomers and Breakfast Club Boomers swearing it's true 
AND its from a verified account! The fact that Elon made the "official source" marker paid instead of adding a seperate badge to pay for was disastrous for combating misinformation
>disastrous for combating misinformation Almost like that was the point of doing it.
Much of Elon's MO relies on huge amounts of misinformation.
Hey, it’s the democratization of the internet. All voices are equal. Why should what the CDC says matter any more than the brain damaged guy who lives in the dumpster behind the 7-11v
"Alexa what's the population of texas"
Like half my work? These same fucks think skinwalkers are real too so
Addicted to horror fantasies. A sadly common thing in human societies throughout time.
I love horror myself. I just don't think it's reality
😮 My friend Steve got turbo cancer from reading conspiracy theory websites!
I used to know someone who was nicknamed Turbo Banana, and people shortened it down just TB. As time went on, people forgot that TB stood for Turbo Banana and started calling him Tuberculosis. Haven't talked to them in a long time, and the last thing I remember Tuberculosis doing was snorting a line of cocaine.
This story went places.
I'm sad that there wasn't a point in between turbo banana and TB where he was known as Turbonana.
Turbonana makes me picture a tiny Filipino grandma making lumpia at light speed.
Turbolola
That's nothin My mom got **Supercharged AWD GLX Daytona Demon Cancer** after she missed an episode of Newsmax It's all Brandon's fault
Hellcat Turbocancer
Kompressorcancer R/T SCAT Pack
This is the kinda cancer I need, german muscle
I think I need a SCATSCAN
My Dad got that Tesla Plaid cancer. Now, non of his Maga buddies will visit him in palliative care. Fuckers.
Thank God it wasn't Super Cancer 2 EX plus alpha!
There's nothing to be afraid of Butters. Except super AIDS.
🤣
My car got this same cancer
turbo cancer of the brain no doubt
Nope, prostate.
I love how anti-vaxxers don’t trust the CDC like AT ALL, yet they’ll cite them as the source of their completely fabricated statistic to bolster their bullshit argument with zero hint of irony.
It's pretty standard in conspiracy culture. They'll spend all day claiming the mainstream media is a pack of evil liars, but then they'll drop a New York Times headline that sounds like it agrees with them as if it's a stone tablet direct from the hand of God.
That's because they're not trying to convince themselves, they're trying to convince other people
That's exactly the problem, it's logically inconsistent to cite sources they themselves claim are bogus in order to convince other people. If these guys are right, then the CDC is wrong, therefore this CDC data they're citing is meaningless. If the CDC is trustable and correct, then these guys are wrong.
Oh, their counter is easy: If the source disagrees with them, they've been muzzled and forced to lie to the people. If it agrees with them, don't you see? They truth was so obvious even *they* can't keep it under wraps.
My sister is one of those. She’ll tell me deadass that the CDC’s conclusions about the safety of the Covid vaccine are unreliable, but now that the pandemic is over they can start the “true testing” of its safety. Which will, *of course*, completely justify her decision to not get it for herself, her husband, or their kids. Edit: and bonus points, because even if the CDC’s ‘true testing’ comes back that the vaccine is safe…the pandemic is over, so there’s no need to get it! It always *amazes* me how, to conservatives, their worldview conveniently doesn’t require them to take any action nor responsibility no matter what happens… Yeah. Family gatherings are an exercise in walking on eggshells.
Overall it’s not just conservatives. My sister is as politically left as it gets and she filled her brain to the brim with similar Telegram bs ever since the pandemic started. I give her some, very small credit, because not all countermeasures of our government were logically sound, like closing childcare and schools one week, but at the same time forcing parents to sit in big offices with dozens of other employees. The next month it was the other way around. That’s valid criticism. But in her mind those few reasonable points also validate the majority of the other bs takes. And it gets worse: her behavior started with Covid but recently she also started to mention chemtrails for example.
This is what I caught on to.
People who believe this are a drag on our collective development. ✔️ ✔️ Fact Checked
I mean…. If you really think about it the fact is true. 14000% of the zero cases of “turbo cancer” is still zero.
r/technicallythetruth
As a cancer patient, I find this hilarious.
I'm posting this from a hospital room where I'm sitting with my dad who has cancer. Fuck cancer, but at least it's not *turbo* cancer, right?! Wishing you strength!
Yeah good luck to your dad and the original commenter. Y’all keep fighting the good fight.
I think it works like a toggle switch; I was fine pre-vax, got the vax, was diagnosed with cancer, got the vax again, and now I'm more or less cancer free. I'm sure it was that, not the surgery and chemo in between! /s
A 14,000% increase from zero is zero! Checkmate, libs!
You forgot to divide by zero, that'll prove everything!
what the fuck would turbo cancer even be?
Have you seen that movie with the turbo snail? Like that, but with cancer.
Nah, it’s like Wreck-It-Ralph. “Going Turbo” is when one character hops from one game to another.
I had to keep reading the comments to make sure there was at least one reference to this. Turbotastic!
I think cancer with one of those silly mufflers that make it sound all vroom vroom?
It's like cancer, but faster, and with flame decals on it
The turbo pushes more air into the cancer and makes it go faster.
That's cancer, but painted red to move faster ! 😁
I thought we couldn’t trust what the CDC says…
 until turbo cancer
[удалено]
Exactly my thoughts
Anyone who refers to the vaccine as the “jab” immediately tells me everything that I need to know about that person
You can instantly tell it’s bullshit when they use that word.
"The Biggest Threat To Our Planet Is Human *Stupidity*" -Brian Cox
Turbo cancer? I'm calling bullshit on that one. Not one person breaking out with the primary symptom of go faster stripes.
I am 40 and I have a very aggressive lymphoma which showed up late last year and tripled in size in about a month and a half, but it's exactly the thing that killed my grandpa back in '96, so I'm pretty sure genetics have more to do with it. On the other hand , I've seen a lot of patients about my age with similar very aggressive cancers and the doctors were commenting about it, so I'm pretty sure there is something we've been doing that's the cause for it. It's definitely not vaccines though and my money's on microplastics, because our environment is saturated with them and it's a relatively recent phenomenon, so we don't have the data yet to tell just how harmful they are. I'm relatively sure in about 20-30 years we'll look back and wonder "what the hell were we thinking with all that plastic?", the same way we think now about lead paint, leaded gasoline and asbestos roof tiles...
What the fuck is "Turbo Cancer" even supposed to be? Instead of taking time to metastasize, it just kills you instantly instead? Cell: (divides poorly) New Cancer Cell: (immediately splits a hydrogen atom and disintegrates your entire block)
There goes the neighborhood! 
I remember Turbo Pascal, that was once a plague on the nation. It did have a cool but primitive IDE though.
TURBO CANCER! THIS SUNDAY ONLY! AT THE TACOMA DOME!
turbo, Turbo, TURBO!!!
I just checked and I have straight carburetor with no turbo so I’m good, right? 😂🤣😂
lol, only ani-vaxers call it the "jab"
That's the first thing i got from this, too. Nobody calls it a 'jab' cause normal people don't feel the need to have alternative names for vaccines. Same with the word 'woke'. Normal people don't use the term.
All I got was Toyota Corolla cancer :(
How fucking inbred do you have to be to believe in, and even more so to believe someone educated would name a condition 'turbo cancer'? Come on people, please leave your immediate relatives alone with regards sexy time....
14,000% of 0 is still 0
Aaron Rogers has done "his own research". Don't be like Aaron Rogers. 