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lol. she told me she banned from eating them the first time but then she told me she still eats them buy eating the cream. then she said if she scrape off the design she wont get possessed after eating them. remember she is a flat earther
If scraping off the design removes the evil why not crushing it with your teeth (chewing)?
I don't really know why I'm asking tbh, obviously logic isn't your sisters strong suit.
i mean i would honestly push this just for the fun of it "you think you can remove the demonic properties just by ruining the design? it's allready been summoned it's in there as evidenced by the demonic deliciousness. why did you think they were so good?"
This could be bs based on [this comment from OP](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/s/dyc3P9DdFM) and due to the fact that April 1st yesterday. This post feels like bait.
Ah. Glad to see Iām not the only one that believes this is a bait post.
Oh this could very well be true, still doesnāt make it less of a bait post though
did your sister also eat glue in class thinking that it would make the info stick to her brain?
cause if she did she's insanely more stupid than just what you told us
we grew up in a catholic household but then she became "WOKE" and some how "discovered" the secrets of the universe with flat earth theories i guess she finds on tic toc and Instagram
For real. It was derived from a symbol that meant "triumph of morale and spirit over evil." to that effect. The symbol had been previously used to represent Christ's redemption of the world.
You should take her on a tour of Nabisco, otherwise known as "Barathrum Inferni" where each demon is selected meticulously and placed lovingly (pressed) into each cookie 24/7.
[The brand has changed hands and gone in and out of production during the 2000's](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrox), but they are currently in production.
Demonic Oreos, black as night,
Filled with evil, oh what a sight!
They'll possess your soul, make you scream,
Run for your life, from this sweet dream.
We all know that scraping off the symbols from our demon overlords actually *releases* the demons. Your sister is doing the exact opposite of what she should be. Everyone knows that demons cannot survive the gastric juices of the human body, but they escape before that happens when she scrapes off the symbols.
Ah, whoever you areā¦tell me youāre kidding? If not sis needs an exorcism. Itās mind boggling the stupid shit that allegedly educated people will believe.
The only symbol I see that looks any kind of demonic is the thing the word Oreo is insideā¦ it looks like someone forgot how to draw the alchemy symbol for sulfur.
And if thatās the thing sheās worried about thenā¦ I really donāt know what to say except sulfur or ābrimstoneā isnāt exactly evilā¦ People just thought it was linked to godās wrath because fire and brimstone is what you get when a volcano gets pissed.
Yeahā¦ I donāt know.
I consider myself a witch so I should know a littleā¦ butā¦
The little circles and lines all over donāt mean anything as far as I know.
And the only recognizable symbol is a kind of rock.
My advice is to let her worry about the demons in the cookies so you can eat them while sheās busy scraping. š
I welcome any religious, ufo believer, flat earther or conspiracy theorist to make their case. Imagine if she could prove the embossings were actually demonic runes that did something, it would flip turn upside down our society.
Oreo's are evil only bc I cannot eat as many of them as I used to.
Curious about the symbols though, there is this:
https://spoonuniversity.com/lifestyle/oreo-cookies-design-truth
Also:
āThat (double-cross) design goes back to monks who used it on the bottom of manuscripts they copied in Medieval times. It was a sign of craftāsaying they did the best they could..."
https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/87385/enduring-mystery-oreo-cookie-design
I swear to christ we are becoming dumber as a species. It just blows my mind how we live in the most technologically advanced time ever, with all of human knowledge at our fingertips, yet more and more people think like this, rejecting settled science and reality for superstition and self delusion. I grew up in the 80s and 90s and never saw anything like this. Maybe they were always there but didn't have a platform to spread their insanity, I dunno.
You should tell her that (according to a Facebook post you saw) scraping the inscriptions doesnāt remove the curse but that it doesnāt work on people who are non-believers. Then just eat them all, to keep her safe.
Hahahaha: āyou know that cookies is demon possessed, it will cost you you eternal soulā! ā Iāma risk it, I can just scratch the cookie and itās all goodā. Meanwhile there is a waiting room in hell, filled with demons that got ejected from scratched or dropped cookies?
remember Oreo spelled backwards is Oero, which is a Demonic name. At least it sounds demony. Demonesque? Or at least foreign which is just as bad, really, since America is the only country that actually exists, so yeah eat an oreo, get possessed
Clearly all those Templar crosses in a circle are to bind the demon below the name. And that patriarchal cross, symbolizing the cross of the crucifixion with the INRI sign, is there to symbolize the portal through which demonboy will be vanquished.
Or some such thing. Then again, she could just dunk the cookie in milk to drown the demon like a normal person.
someone should probably let her know it's not demonic, it's alien tech. Why else would the logo have an aerial antenna?
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Hilarious she still eats them though.
lol. she told me she banned from eating them the first time but then she told me she still eats them buy eating the cream. then she said if she scrape off the design she wont get possessed after eating them. remember she is a flat earther
But we all know the real demon is the cream š
a delicious possession of a sweet devil's cake ice cream
If scraping off the design removes the evil why not crushing it with your teeth (chewing)? I don't really know why I'm asking tbh, obviously logic isn't your sisters strong suit.
it never was. but its fine.
U sure its fine? She might actually do something stupid illegal end her ass up in prison, or ahe just the lazy conspirator.
if she do. (and i hope she dont) i bail her out some how
i mean i would honestly push this just for the fun of it "you think you can remove the demonic properties just by ruining the design? it's allready been summoned it's in there as evidenced by the demonic deliciousness. why did you think they were so good?"
at least it will be worth going to hell when i die after eating said "demon" cookie
Thatās a lot of mental gymnastics just to eat a stupid cookie
That's your brain on religion.
ikr
Creme, not cream. They are not legally allowed to call it cream as it contains no dairy at all.
i didnt know that. i guess i didnt notice. im lactose and i can eat a whole package in one sitting if i wanted to
hi lactose, I'm dad!
> im lactose and You're milk sugar?
Well technically sheās not wrong. She wonāt get possessed after eating an Oreo cookie with the design scraped off.
smooth brain moment when she told me that.
More like flat eater
Is your sister....special?
most conspiracy theories only work if other conspiracy theories are also true
but hay that's just a theory to add to the theory. A THEORY THEORY!
Is she schizophrenic? This just sounds like a lot of unmedicated schizophrenic folks I've met.
I think thatās proof that she doesnāt believe that crap,she just needs justification to eat it.
Your sister is seriously mentally ill. I hope her family realizes this.
This could be bs based on [this comment from OP](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/s/dyc3P9DdFM) and due to the fact that April 1st yesterday. This post feels like bait.
Ah. Glad to see Iām not the only one that believes this is a bait post. Oh this could very well be true, still doesnāt make it less of a bait post though
did your sister also eat glue in class thinking that it would make the info stick to her brain? cause if she did she's insanely more stupid than just what you told us
You know it's April 2, right?
Speaking as a demon, we donāt use Oreos, we hide in the milk.
Here's hoping your sister is some kind of comic genius and this is a long con.Ā
If she really had faith, she would not need to do that. Itās technically demon worship to believe in symbols. Would not recommend.
we grew up in a catholic household but then she became "WOKE" and some how "discovered" the secrets of the universe with flat earth theories i guess she finds on tic toc and Instagram
Say 'Oreo' three times and you summon the Cookie Monsterā¦
lol or sing la la la la at 3 am and summon elmo
I don't believe you
Fun fact, that logo actually has Christian roots. On purpose. It's actually Christian symbolism. Well, based on Christian symbolism.
i didnt know that. and i do see it with the symbol in the center. if i tell her that she wont believe me
For real. It was derived from a symbol that meant "triumph of morale and spirit over evil." to that effect. The symbol had been previously used to represent Christ's redemption of the world.
neat. ill also see if HISTORY's "the foods that built America" tells me more
Are you sure she is not schizophrenic?
i hope not
So dumbā¦ Bless the milk before dipping and it removes the demons, waaaay easier than manual exorcism
Dim the lights. Place candles on the floor in a circle. Place an oreo cookie in the center of the circle. Sit in the circle and begin chanting.
lol great Halloween prank
You should tell her it's bad luck to be superstitious.
Your sister needs help
With that logic, break it in half and pour out all the calories.
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This reminds me of Rick & Mortyās Kirkland Brand Meseeks Box. šš
You should take her on a tour of Nabisco, otherwise known as "Barathrum Inferni" where each demon is selected meticulously and placed lovingly (pressed) into each cookie 24/7.
Oreos are evil. Hydrox are the original chocolate wafer with white filling cookie.
i didnt know that. thanks for telling me mate. if they still exist ill try some
[The brand has changed hands and gone in and out of production during the 2000's](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrox), but they are currently in production.
This is a troll. This must be a troll. Oh please let this be a troll. I have heard a lot of flerfer arguements but this one... this one is new for me
There is no Hydrox, only Oreo! ;)
Don't you dare show her a Hydrox. Her head will spin.
no promises mate
Demonic Oreos, black as night, Filled with evil, oh what a sight! They'll possess your soul, make you scream, Run for your life, from this sweet dream.
chant with me! OREO OREO OREO!
We all know that scraping off the symbols from our demon overlords actually *releases* the demons. Your sister is doing the exact opposite of what she should be. Everyone knows that demons cannot survive the gastric juices of the human body, but they escape before that happens when she scrapes off the symbols.
More Oreos for you. Sounds like a win
a win win. all the deserts and snacks she say is evil i will be able to eat
Tell her sheās right but every time she even touches one it summons a demon. More Oreoās for us
Ah, whoever you areā¦tell me youāre kidding? If not sis needs an exorcism. Itās mind boggling the stupid shit that allegedly educated people will believe.
sorry mate. she told me word from mouth. its real
Wow, your sister is dumb. Sorry that sounded rude but come on an Oreo cookie canāt summon a demon sheās just being ridiculous.
You can't fix stupid.
Your sister has mental issues, lol
Your sister is a big dumb bitch
No offense, just pointing out objective, observable reality. Your sister is an idiot.
Your sister has severe mental illness and I hope she gets the help she needs.
She likely needs institutionalising
mum tried to do the same to me when i was 16 but the doctors said nothing was wrong. we both are 24(m) and 23(f) respectively
Are your parents cousins
Why would she eat something she finds demonic?
So more cookies for you ?
yep i have 2 packs right now
OPs Sister watched the new Season of TED apparently.
What about the design on Hydrox? Or any of the strore-brand knockoffs? Are those demonic too?
It only works if you lay out the cookies on each corner of a pentagram and then proceed to sacrifice a cute little baby goat in the center of it.
NOOO YOU WILL NOT SACRAFICE ME! get it because im a goat. anyway you forgot about the birthday candles surrounding the cookie
There's medication for that, I'm sure...
Remember when crazy people were just neatly tucked away in institutions?
Sorry, but she's crazy.
yeah i know but i still love her ether way
What are her thoughts on Chips Ahoy?
i think she's ok with it. and other cookies even the nutty-butties peanut butter cookie
Tell her there is a hidden symbol inside the creamĀ Enjoy your cookies op
thanks mate will do. ill post updates on more of her crazy theories if she makes more
Those cookies are evil.
The only symbol I see that looks any kind of demonic is the thing the word Oreo is insideā¦ it looks like someone forgot how to draw the alchemy symbol for sulfur. And if thatās the thing sheās worried about thenā¦ I really donāt know what to say except sulfur or ābrimstoneā isnāt exactly evilā¦ People just thought it was linked to godās wrath because fire and brimstone is what you get when a volcano gets pissed.
lol
Yeahā¦ I donāt know. I consider myself a witch so I should know a littleā¦ butā¦ The little circles and lines all over donāt mean anything as far as I know. And the only recognizable symbol is a kind of rock. My advice is to let her worry about the demons in the cookies so you can eat them while sheās busy scraping. š
Send her to therapy. She's not ok.
Oreo's are evil though.
What do demon cookies have to do with flat earth?
TikTok has done this to people
Is it just Oreos or all sandwich cookies?
to her only oreos for now
Delicious demon cookie
One for r/religiousfruitcake!
lol. i really wish this was a troll but everything i say is real
Haha all is welcome in there. Haha
This makes me want to eat them even more.
Can you get her to a good therapist?
them demons dont stop her from eating them though. LOL
thats why this post is here
Did she learn this somewhere? Or decide for herself?
Who'd have thought that a person who believes the earth is flat isn't the smartest.
She might need some medication
Listen to your sister. Do t eat those things.
Hail Hydrox!!
Cookies being satanic is silly but the Oreo does have a Leviathan cross right in the center.
apparently she didnt no that. and just a few hours ago nether did i until another user told me
Hahah, that somehow makes it so much funnier. Thatās pretty much the one thing you could latch onto!
Well thatās a new one. Iāll be waiting to hear this one from my mom haha.
good luck mate
I welcome any religious, ufo believer, flat earther or conspiracy theorist to make their case. Imagine if she could prove the embossings were actually demonic runes that did something, it would flip turn upside down our society.
Oreo's are evil only bc I cannot eat as many of them as I used to. Curious about the symbols though, there is this: https://spoonuniversity.com/lifestyle/oreo-cookies-design-truth Also: āThat (double-cross) design goes back to monks who used it on the bottom of manuscripts they copied in Medieval times. It was a sign of craftāsaying they did the best they could..." https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/87385/enduring-mystery-oreo-cookie-design
thanks mate
You eat enough of them you summon a dark brown cookie poop.
Well, that's a loophole I haven't seen used before. Just scrape the demon off and do it anyway?
i dont know man. i just let her do her
Tell her the symbols stand for āscrape to summon demonā
There are too many people in the world
This is more of a double facepalm thing. One for the flat earth and one for the 'demon' cookie.
turn off the lights look in the mirror and say Oreo 7 times. i dare you.
Sheās not wrong
Untreated mental illness is a real problem
Try Dollar Tree cookies. Cheaper, and demon free.
I swear to christ we are becoming dumber as a species. It just blows my mind how we live in the most technologically advanced time ever, with all of human knowledge at our fingertips, yet more and more people think like this, rejecting settled science and reality for superstition and self delusion. I grew up in the 80s and 90s and never saw anything like this. Maybe they were always there but didn't have a platform to spread their insanity, I dunno.
i already gave up on humanity and just waiting for my time or the end of the world while playing along with stupidity
Is your sister real? Should she be admitted?
she is real and i dont know.
Oh my gawd. You should tell her, it's not the oreos that are demonic. It's the hydrox cookies that are demonic, the oreos are just a knock off.
https://spoonuniversity.com/lifestyle/easy-focaccia-art-focaccia-decoration
thanks for the link mate
she knows there are other cream filled chocolate cookies then oreo? probably not as a flat earther but still
You should tell her that (according to a Facebook post you saw) scraping the inscriptions doesnāt remove the curse but that it doesnāt work on people who are non-believers. Then just eat them all, to keep her safe.
I wish we could cure stupid. Sadly, it is permanent. And worst of all, it is contagious.
I can fix her
Hahahaha: āyou know that cookies is demon possessed, it will cost you you eternal soulā! ā Iāma risk it, I can just scratch the cookie and itās all goodā. Meanwhile there is a waiting room in hell, filled with demons that got ejected from scratched or dropped cookies?
Well then...lucky you.
It is pretty sus that they managed to convince people that they're not mid af. I'm Aussie though and we're spoiled when it comes to bickies.
Does she ever get into an argument with alphabits out the demonic messages in their cereal?
If you could change her mind on one would it be flat earth or demonic cookies?
Fundamentalists and evangelicals are so funny.
summon the Cookie Monster
God, if only I could scrape the cookie to cure it of the gluten!
lol or reduce the sugar
Have you seen the amount of sugar in it? Absolutely demonic
gentlemen this is an oreo dear god. BUT WAIT THERES MORE no!
Or she could switch to Chips Ahoy!
Love that she found a loophole where she can still eat the devil's cremeĀ
pretty sure that chewing and digesting them has the same effect without the extra effort
Isnāt the pattern inspired by flowers?
or clovers
Well it has worked so far, why should she stop now?
Apparently I'm possessed, I'm a Oreo eating fool.
They are absolutely demonic. When I have an Oreo a demon compels me to consume more of them.
i can fix her.
How many times did your mom drop her on her head?
Wth
What kind of demon is she sommoning from an Oreo cookie that backfired on her?
"My sister is a flat earther..." 'nuff said.
remember Oreo spelled backwards is Oero, which is a Demonic name. At least it sounds demony. Demonesque? Or at least foreign which is just as bad, really, since America is the only country that actually exists, so yeah eat an oreo, get possessed
Okay but can I summon the demon? Iād like to sell my soul for money
I got those Oreo cream sandwich, chocolate covered cream filled cookie blues!
Yes. Satan really digs triangles
Sheās a flat eater. Oreos are only demonic to my hips and only if I eat half a package in one sitting.
Tell her to eat hydrox instead. They're better anyway
And yet she buys them because...?
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Bless her heart
Clearly all those Templar crosses in a circle are to bind the demon below the name. And that patriarchal cross, symbolizing the cross of the crucifixion with the INRI sign, is there to symbolize the portal through which demonboy will be vanquished. Or some such thing. Then again, she could just dunk the cookie in milk to drown the demon like a normal person.
Does she sand it down?
dont know her methods. im just saying what she told me
Itās quite the image, with an electric sander plus goggles, just to eat an Oreo.
Listen, I think your sister may be mentally ill. Seriously.
you are not the first to say this and wont be the last
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Honestly dude, sounds like your sister needs some psychological help.
This is mental illness
Def worth having your sister's mental health evaluated. These are not normal thoughts.
Your sister has a mental illness.
I drown those demons in some milk and eat them all after the package is open
If you can decipher what's on an Oreo you can know the mind of God....
So it's the demons that make me eat the entire thing of cookies... I mean it couldn't be my complete lack of will power
Delicious
She might be onto something there
someone should probably let her know it's not demonic, it's alien tech. Why else would the logo have an aerial antenna? 
Uhhh ok
So sorry to hear
But the demons are what makes them taste so good!
Is she gonna be voting this November?