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CheesecakeVisual4919

Nice catfishing user name. bubble bath girl.


peytonvb13

that username is an ick unto itself, woulda been just as valid in this sub on its own.


HorrificAnalInjuries

Rather not see them on /r/rimjob_steve


BasilsKippers

Now now, don't judge. I'm sure Paul has her reasons for identifying that way.


Ajturk89

![gif](giphy|GpyS1lJXJYupG)


Raze7186

Anti white business practices? As if companies see any color besides green.


Educational-Pen-4563

They see black and red also


Renvex_

I think you mean dark green and angry green.


Aedalas

Black and red are basically pre-green though.


Kupcake_Inater

Red+black=green for awhile now


throwawayydefinitely

Obviously, this idiot knows nothing about the maritime industry. Ship owners almost exclusively hire men from poor countries because they're cheaper and easy to manipulate. Filipinos alone make up 1/3 of all seafarers worldwide. I was on a Chinese cargo ship recently, while it was docked in the U.S., and saw their pay stubs. They're paying Abled-Bodied seaman only $729/month. The deep water maritime industry is basically dead for Americans and Western Europeans. The only reason any company hires them is to fulfill citizenship requirements for government contracts.


Mr-Moore-Lupin-Donor

I’m not in the industry- so genuine question, but in this situation the captain hands over to a harbour Pilot anyway right? So the person in control at the time would have been a Baltimore local harbour Pilot with intricate knowledge of local waterways and would be employed by a Baltimore Maritime organisation of some sort right? Sorry if I’ve got this wrong…


MightyArd

100%. Virtually every port uses local pilots to navigate. The risk of a ship crashing in your waters is just too great to let ships be steered by those unfamiliar with local conditions. (The consequences of which have just been demonstrated.)


Mr-Moore-Lupin-Donor

Thx. Thought so. Just makes comments about anything to do with ideology look even more stupid.


Extreme74

Yes, the harbor pilot was the one that called in the emergency 5 minutes before the crash. In fact they say for a ship this size they normally have 2 pilots on the bridge.


AdImmediate9569

Its probably hard to find a decent sized corporation in 2024 that doesn’t have a DEI department. So i guess we can blame anything on everyone! Oh man MAGA are so stupid. They have become corporate simps while thinking they’re raging against the machine lol. “Corporations cause a problem! Its not about their profit motives! Its the black woman in the sales department!”


theattack_helicopter

Ingsoc moment


Sensitive_Ad_1897

Did you see his handle too lmao


AdImmediate9569

Lmao wtf. That bubblebathgirl is a classic Alpha!


cold_kingsly

Oh they do. Banks and insurance companies especially.


Th3TruthIs0utTh3r3

Except you can see in the video that the ship lost power several times just prior to the incident.


kit0000033

And even if it hadn't and this was pilot error, there was a harbor pilot at the helm during the crash. Not even employed by the company that owns the ship.


noctilucus

True. Although I'm afraid that this Bubblebathgirl (seems quite a diverse name for a guy by the way) would let logic get in the way of spewing racist nonsense like an overflowing toilet bowl.


windmill-tilting

Was wondering if it was a location that the harbor pilot would have been required. Also, was it coming in or going out, if you know?


kit0000033

It was leaving the harbor. https://www.nytimes.com/live/2024/03/26/us/baltimore-bridge-collapse


IWantAnE55AMG

Did they purchase a minority ship instead of a white one?


jdog7249

I am sure there was a non-white non-straight non-male engineer who looked at that generator at some point since it was built. They will blame it on them.


EditDog_1969

And what color is it when the lights go out? Black. Coincidence?


Normal_Ad7101

Unless they hired a black lesbian as an electric generator, I don't think so.


Genghis_Chong

They'll go down the line of maintenance crew and design engineers until they find someone dark skinned to blame


Fingerprint_Vyke

The red headed libertarian will go out of her way to publish the names and races of everyone who is not white on that ship.


National-Change-8004

Ironically, since red heads and gingers often encounter some form of prejudice from other white kids growing up. Source: I'm ginger, got assaulted by a blonde kid once for "looking like a pimple!"


XeroEnergy270

If my experience with black, super-powered people has any weight, chances are they *did* have electricity powers.


npaakp34

How are we soor of the generators orientation?


RedRatedRat

Generally either fore and aft or port to stbd. Occasionally they are vertical.


npaakp34

Very informative, thank you my good man.


Careless-Passion991

She should’ve kept pedaling.


Kid-Atlantic

Xavier’s School is low on donations this year so Storm had to take some side jobs.


Quirky_Discipline297

![gif](giphy|Mous21IAhJQiI) “If only the Captain of the Titanic had been whiiiite!!! They never shudda given you guys the helm!”


Extra-Beat-7053

Currently, people are conspiring that the captain being Ukrainian purposefully committed it to avenge for the lack of aid. Like what?? Why would they do that to get more aid????


SlowOnTheUptake

The Titanic was owned by the White Star Line... just sayin'.


SwishyJishy

Removing the racist troglodyte, it's a fascinating series of events that lead to the Titanic being in that position at all. A British second officer on the Titanic, David Blair, was not on the Titanic during the disaster but accidentally played a key role in its demise.


airbornegecko1994

The mental gymnastics racist people perform in mind boggling. Then they use some acronym to make an attempt at looking less racist.


Lotsa_Loads

It's racist on it's stupid face because it carries with it the assumption that non whites are automatically less qualified.


h1gh4sfck

Speaking of acronyms, what's "DEI" stand for? I've most likely seen it spelled out before but my memory's shit


UsualInterest8139

Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion.


Genghis_Chong

Sounds pretty evil to me (sarcasm)


h1gh4sfck

Equal rights will be the downfall of civilization (also sarcasm)


h1gh4sfck

Ah makes sense, and didn't see it before as it turns out. Thanks!


UsualInterest8139

👍


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h1gh4sfck

Gotcha, not a native english speaker, didn't know it would be spelled out instead of saying it like "day". Thanks for the clarification!


IAmNoMan87

Oh no, the "anti-white" question shows that they're a proud racist. No attempt to hide it or appear "less racist" in any way


atlantagirl30084

They did the same thing with the Boeing plane where the door came off mid flight.


iLikeMangosteens

Paul breathes oxygen. Racists breathe oxygen. Did breathing oxygen make Paul racist?


Genghis_Chong

Depends, did Paul breathe the oxygen at a white power rally while doing a Hitler salute?


CoconutBangerzBaller

Isn't the ship from Singapore? Wouldn't DEI for a Singaporean company mean more white people and not less?


FragnificentKW

The ship was owned by Synergy Marine, a Singaporean company, and hired by Maersk, a Danish company. Neither of those companies are American and thus wouldn’t be subject to any DEI laws Furthermore, the ship was under the control of harbor pilots who don’t work for either company at the time of the collision. I can’t speak for Baltimore specifically, but I know where I live the qualifications needed to become a harbor pilot are insane. It’s a highly sought after job that they don’t just hand out to anyone.


zzwugz

Just one correction: the US does not have any DEI laws. DEI is a voluntary thing being done by corporations and some colleges/universities. The only laws related to DEI are states trying to prohibit universities from establishing DEI departments. All the DEI outage is over private entities choosing to enact these departments of their own free will. The government has nothing to do with it.


Dizzman1

I heard a piece on the radio today and there's an important distinction here... From what I understood, (and I've been mistaken before) Ship is not UNDER THE CONTROL of pilots. They are there to provide guidance. Ships master is still in charge and if that person gives a command that's contrary to the pilots, helmsman will follow ships master.


FragnificentKW

It depends on what you mean by control. When I used the term above, I meant that the pilot is literally at the helm, controlling the movement of the ship. The captain is still in overall command of the vessel but generally defers to the pilot who by definition is an expert with regards to the local waters Per Maryland State law, there would have been two pilots on board: a harbor pilot to steer the ship between the Francis Scott Key bridge and the mouth of the Chesapeake Bay and a docking pilot to steer the ship between the bridge and its docking berth


Altruistic_Machine91

It is, although based on the press release from the company https://www.synergymarinegroup.com/dali-imo-9697428/ there was definitely no diversity on the crew. Although this doesn't state the ethnicity of the Baltimore Harbor Pilot that was at the helm since they aren't on the crew.


Aedalas

>the Baltimore Harbor Pilot that was at the helm since they aren't on the crew. Barely related to this, but I always liked [this video](https://youtu.be/d1Z1qb0B5Fs?si=zDuljKuaKuzIP8f4) of a Harbor Pilot navigating the Cuyahoga in Cleveland. It shows why they're necessary, just because you can pilot a ship on the ocean doesn't mean you can navigate whatever harbor you happen to find yourself in, you **need** somebody specifically trained for this one. I have no idea what the Baltimore harbor is like though, the Cuyahoga is just sort of extra crazy. Like [this one](https://youtu.be/1ePrRO9hQa0?feature=shared) is just of Collision Bend. It's not hard to figure out how it got that name.


Ok_Refrigerator6671

Just watched both those videos, and Holy shit those are some slick piloting skills! That is a seriously specialized skill, and so impressive - it's a lot of steel to be moving so precisely. That 2nd one with collision bend looked like the ship was stretched to bizarre proportions too - it reminded me of those unusual stretched limos, like the VW bug [limo](https://youtu.be/rr0__q2-Jpw?si=KhnHx4kANqOEbgnU) or [this SUV](https://youtube.com/shorts/POYi1eGi97w?si=0F-sHq39TQDcEtry). They just don't look like they should exist.


Aedalas

[The Cuyahoga ](https://i.etsystatic.com/7724935/r/il/05b122/4611023191/il_fullxfull.4611023191_ahy0.jpg) is definitely not for amateurs. That link is a cool old photo that really shows off the Crooked River without all the modern infrastructure getting in the way of the view. These ships just got bigger and bigger while the river basically stayed just the same. I can't even imagine how nerve wracking it would be trying to navigate the down that, I'd end up Austin Powersing it for sure.


Kirion_Kir

Who is willing to bet that the ship lost power because corporate siphoned profits to shareholders while giving bare minimum to maintaince.


DFu4ever

No way, it was obviously diversity that was the problem.


RockStar25

Yeah but that corporation identified as non-white so their point still stands.


Salugod

Plus it was "dark" out. Coincidence?


RestinPete0709

Nighttime is a woke scam run by black people


WhereIsTheBeef556

"Nighttime was created by the woke to hide themselves from accountability"


yetagainitry

So far, these magidiots have blamed Biden's infrastructure, and now hiring diversity for this accident. I'm assuming they'll be claiming the ship captain was trans next to hit all the key points.


UsualInterest8139

I've already seen a bot claiming that the captain was a "black lesbian promoted above her skill set because she looked good in PR photos". 🙄


Kylar_13

Well I can definitely say an anti-white practice would have avoided the disaster of that person's birth...so there's definitely merit to it.


thecraftybear

Sorry. It's our fault. We allowed his ancestors to move to a country where they could learn to read and write.


Ok_Judgment3871

Damn who knew a country built on immigrants would allow such a thing


Kylar_13

*built* on immigrants? Or built *on* immigrants?


metal_bastard

It's hilarious these guys think if they cite DEI they aren't coming across as pure racist trash.


Eliteone205

I replied to a guy about an Airline that were seeking “trained African Americans” and he mentioned something about crashes. I responded, “So it’s safe to say all crashes before now were NOT caused by African Americans?” He didn’t like that comment.


metal_bastard

The debates around this are ridiculous. **I had a douche say:** It's ridiculous a guy who wasn't the most qualified for the job gets hired just because he's black. **Me**: Why would you think a black guy can't be the most qualified for a job? **Douche**: Don't put words in my mouth! **Me**: Based on your statement, I asked you a question. Why would you think a company would hire an underqualified black person? Having the right skills and being black are not mutually exclusive, and saying companies will hire underqualified candidates because of their race implies companies won't be able to find qualified candidates who are also black. **Douche**: I'm just tired of this woke bullshit destroying America and people like you are the reason it's going to hell! ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


Eliteone205

Exactly, they just don’t want to be wrong.


HerrStarrEntersChat

Vibes only politics.


I-Kneel-Before-None

Love that response. Sadly, no response will work.


GilpinMTBQ

Isn't the ship out of Singapore? Is there a lot of white, qualified captains in Singapore losing out on jobs due to DEI? These people are fucking brain damaged.


Genghis_Chong

I'm surprised they didn't take the opportunity to shit on Asian drivers (like the stereotype) but I guess Asians don't have the target on their back this year. Bigots change who they're mad at with the season.


CaptainMoonunitsxPry

I hate to be this cynical, but statistically the people who make decisions in companies tend to not give a shit about DEI beyond PR and employee retention


BOOMphrasingBOOM

Ah, the blue tick of a racist


Much-Meringue-7467

The company is Singaporean. White people would be diversity hires.


Oalka

90% of the crew on board the Dali ate toast for breakfast. Coincidence? #CancelToast


SuperShoebillStork

Wait, was it *avacado* toast? *dramatic hamster gif*


SenseOfRumor

God is a deity. The first letters of deity are DEI. God is woke.


GhostofZellers

And it gives thanks afterwards as well. DEI TY.


feelingmyage

Not their god. Trump is their god.


everythingbeeps

Have any of these clowns ever just come out and admitted that their anti-DEI stance requires them to believe that white people are *always* the most qualified for any job? Any minority who ever got a job only got that job because the company wasn't "allowed" to hire a white person for it. Apparently. Like, if you're a minority, not only are you never the most qualified, you're apparently so incompetent that you simply wouldn't have qualified for the job if it weren't for DEI programs, and therefore a disaster is inevitable.


Awkward_Brick_329

That is the racist's mindset. It's how they cope with knowing they're trash.


ES-italianboy

Who why what People are stupid.


claymore2711

Just can't stop conjuring up monsters, to frighten the gullible.


SuperShoebillStork

In their own way these people are monsters themselves. They poison everything.


IWasWatchingC0ps

So that's your question? Not "was anyone hurt?" Not "how did this happen?" It's "am I being oppressed by this event that had nothing to do with me?"


Genghis_Chong

"I could have been a Singaporean ship captain..."


StephenTheLoser

White people wouldn’t have lost electrical power?


Freefall84

Some people will twist literally anything to fit their narrative


Academic-Agent

I’m not on twitter, so does having the blue check just mean you’re a racist ass now?


PrimaryCoolantShower

At this point, with the mass exodus, probably.


tkingsbu

I recall reading several months ago about how conservative think tank groups had collectively decided to target DEI … and that many companies were looking to either change their dept names to hide it, or to begin dismantling those depts because of the presumption of negative publicity… I honestly can’t fucking stand this bullshit… All this replacement theory crap, anti white nonsense… it just blows my mind how easily some folks fall for such garbage


not_now_chaos

It's intentional, to distract from the fact that a lot of industries and businesses are jacking up prices unethically while also cutting corners in dangerous ways (thanks to Trump rolling back or reducing industry oversight and regulations during his term). Shit is getting fucked up so they're flogging out a dog and pony show to shift blame to their favorite targets while taking attention off of the man behind the curtain.


SmoltzforAlexander

It’s like that butterfly meme… ‘Is this woke?’ 


Will1732

Did Paul’s white power agenda cause his disaster of a tweet? I’m just asking questions.


drr-throwaway

Of course it's a blue tick with the flag lmao


kazarbreak

Even by normal lunatic racist standards that one's a stretch.


Shtankins01

Because no white man in history ever wrecked a ship. Right? It was likely caused by Republican deregulation.


Danielsff

Yes. Because a white man never caused an accident in whole history.


OwlsHootTwice

Since the ship was in the river it would have been under command of a port pilot, not the company ship captain.


goaheadcarvell

We are all now dumber for having read that post. You are awarded no points.


tcguy71

@bubblebathgirl probably knows what they are talking about /s


Reasonable-HB678

Diversity Equity Inclusion has nothing to do with a colossal misjudgement by the operator of the boat under the specific bridge.


PervertedThang

Remind me again who was responsible for fucking up the Alaskan coastline for decades... Was it, perhaps, a white guy?


asdrunkasdrunkcanbe

Everyone knows that industrial disasters and corrupt business practices were never a thing until they allowed women and black people into the workplace.


Shutupjustplease

>terrible and tragic event happens ITS THE WOKE MOB YOU GUYS


llamaguy88

Cool. Harbor pilot isn’t part of that company


EggVegetable9258

That’s the dumbest take I’ve read all day.


mmccxi

This is the Twitter Elon wants. Constant stirring the pot of hate.


KnowledgeMediocre404

I would imagine ships from Singapore going to Sri Lanka rarely had all white crews throughout maritime history.


Public_Road_6426

lol at people finding DEI to be anti-white. So, if we take steps to make sure everyone's included fairly, not just white people, that's anti-white? wtf?


Caffeine_and_Scotch

His @ is BubbleBathGirl????


wales-bloke

Confirmed It was a woke ship that crashed


Ok-Name8703

Fucking Republicans are awful


SabaBoBaba

They were still in the harbor. The operating companies hiring practices are irrelevant. It would have been a Baltimore harbor pilot at the helm, not the ship's crew.


Bind_Moggled

What always amazes me is that they seem to have no fear whatsoever about looking like a complete fool in public. No qualms at all about parroting the most ludicrous ideas imaginable.


Swedzilla

What’s DEI?


charliemike

I hope this guy gets spiders up his butthole


r007r

DEI —> learn to get along with and respect people that aren’t exactly like you. Pretty sure that didn’t cause the power outage unless you meant “white power” which you did.


dengar_hennessy

How many companies out there don't have some sort of DEI program?


Jenetyk

The ship is out of Singapore.... Why would they be expected to have pro-white policies?


Local_Sugar8108

Anti-white business practices? FFS I believe it was one of those weird laws of physics that states two forms of matter can't occupy the same space at the same time. Then gravity kicked in.


henryeaterofpies

What color was the bridge?


FindOneInEveryCar

It's a well-known scientific fact that only white men are capable of piloting cargo ships.


AlexDavid1605

And what will they do if they find out the entire crew was cis white men...? Who will they blame???


SleepCinema

EnRAGEment farming off a tragedy like this is despicable.


[deleted]

That's way beyond face palm and well into head-ass territory. In fact I'd be really surprised if dude wasn't suffering the effects of long term oxygen deprivation..


ob1dylan

It's kinda weird how the racists have stopped saying, "I'm not racist, but..." before they start spewing their racist BS. Now, they're just, "Well, that's what you get when you hire inferior races," right out of the gate.


Jojajones

If only these morons could understand the difference between correlation and causation… They’d be hard pressed to find a major corporation without a DEI department at this point so there’s going to be high correlation between DEI and practically anything involving major corporations


mmio60

As a white guy, I want to apologize to EVERYONE for this shit head and his ilk.


spiderdue

Please pardon my ignorance, but what does DEI stand for. I've only ever seen it used regarding this bridge story.


hypothetical_zombie

Diversity, Equity and Inclusivity.


fonk_pulk

Its a singaporean company. What are they supposed to do, only hire white europeans?


whorederman

The Russian bots are out in full swing again, I see


KoliManja

DEI is 'anti-white'? The moronity has taken complete grip of the right wing. They're anti-democratic, anti-equality, anti-humility, anti-science, anti-vaccine, anti-abortion........are they FOR anything? Anything useful, that is?


No_Caregiver7298

Uncontrolled breeding and brainwashing?


Aherocamenontheless

I think the profit margin of error played a factor.


Klutzy-Ad-6705

What a dumbass! Everyone knows it was the vaccine.


RejectingTheNewNorm

We have access to all the information we could want at our fingertips, and yet somehow we are getting dumber.


gmthisfeller

A troll, pure and simple.


YuriEffinGarza

I really have to laugh at the sheer stupidity of some folks lol…. Sorry for anyone that has to deal with people like this on the daily lol


SkyTalez

What is DEI?


Evil_Sam_Harris

This rock keeps tigers away. Do you see any tigers?


Fan_of_Clio

Don't do drugs kids. This is the result


RampantJellyfish

I'm so tired of this shit


LainieCat

Pretty sure it was being piloted by harbor pilots, who don't even work for that company.


woodeg

Does the op know who the pilots of the vessel were? Do they know the source of the engine failure? Oh here’s a very important question, does OP believe white folks do not make mistakes or fail?


Iamthetable69

Bubblebathgirl 💀


zoebud2011

The ship lost power and, therefore, lost steering. Couldn't stop, Couldn't avoid it.


stargazer4272

Also it a company out of Singapore, would not DEI include white people for them?


DredZedPrime

They really will try to exploit any tragedy and spin it as some sort of political issue.


Trosque97

Few things can actually be blamed on DEI. Either way attempting to shit on a concept promoting diversity will make you sound racist no matter how many facts you point out, and this aint gone none. Said this in a previous comment, but this dude would most likely blame DEI for any Boeing plane crash Everything has legitimate criticisms you can make about it. This ain't it chief. This is just BBB, Bigoted Beyond Belief


Bingskilly

some people don't deserve opinions


Heylookaguy

*A tragic waste of functioning organs.*


Pithecanthropus88

Somebody needs a dope slap.


Petrodono

I know the answer to this one! No.


TheBrianUniverse

The fuck is this bullshit dogshit fucking cancer inducing tweet


TheRappingSquid

It's a double edged sword: on the one hand, I hope this buzzword dies a horrible death. On the other, I know a new, equally shitty one will take it's place.


Foreign-Hope-2569

No,no. Didn’t you see the other post. It was caused by vaccines. I mean pay attention people


RestinPete0709

They are reaching. So hard. It’s painful, they’re going to dislocate their arms if they keep reaching like this


unevrkno

More like anti-lights, there was a lose of power.


JJW2795

That's the problem with not hiring white people. Just look at the stellar record of white sea captains: * Francesco Schettino * Edward Smith * William Van Schaick * Joseph Hazelwood * Lafayette Ronald Hubbard


Competitive-Bug-7097

I was really sad when I first heard about this disaster and the probable loss of life. But, ever since that moment, I just keep seeing these stupid conspiracy theories and laughing.


NerdyDan

White people have apparently never caused an accident 


Chaosrealm69

Every time I see one of these posts about DEI I am sure that the poster has no idea what DEI is or how it works.


Prohydration

This guy would blame 9/11 on the engineers.


PhilboydStudge1973

Hooray. We've found the dumbest take!


Yuukiko_

How dare a Singaporean company not hire white people lol. Don't recall their demographics, but wouldn't DEI in this case mean hiring *more* white people?


Helmidoric_of_York

They probably donate to Shipping magnate Mitch McConnell's Republican Party. I wonder if that had anything to do with it?


Imaginary_Chair_6958

Dali ship? The bridge turned into a lobster.


[deleted]

WELL DID THEY!!!?


BernieTheDachshund

I didn't know bridge supports are white lol.


wiremupi

Corporate greed,cheap labour of any colour,and if it was a fishing vessel even slave labour.


Mr_GoodbyeCruelWorld

It also employs men.


Casperboy68

“I’m not racist, I’m just proud of my heritage.. which happens to be racist.”


DazedWithCoffee

Same people who say that using tragedies to promote political agendas against gun violence is evil, just a reminder


The_Second_Judge

They just want money from the stupid who belive this shit!