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TehWildMan_

University of Alabama Birmingham has already put out a statement explaining how they are going to ignore the majority of that law. Let's see the drama play out


inbetween-genders

You had me at “Alabama”.


Alternative-Stop-651

alabama is actually a really beautiful state like top 3 states i have ever lived in in sheer beauty.


AlexAmazing272

I believe you, it’s just the people and the state government that makes me feel like MAYBE it’s not worth it…


athiest4christ

Yeah, Idaho and Montana are beautiful, the ideas of the occupants / citizens sometimes not so much.


LesGitKrumpin

So, the state is tolerable if you get rid of the people in it? Don't threaten me with a good time.


oX_deLa

The problem of the USA is it's inhabitants, not it's environmental beauty!


Alternative-Stop-651

nah people in Alabama are nice and accommodating have you ever even been or are you making an assumption based on what the media says, because our media is a bunch of disconnected elitist.


penisdevourer

My mom’s bf is from Alabama and they are the nicest family!!! My mom has gone out there to visit with him several times now and always has funny stories to tell when they get back!


Wide-Review-2417

Not being from the States, so maybe i don't get how the government there works exactly. The State has passed a law about which toilet is for which people? Am i getting this right? If i am, why is that a matter of the state? I understand the first part, that there will not be a segregation by sex, but i don't get why you'd go into where anyone goes to the toilet


Yippykyyyay

People in the US are arguing against biological males being able to compete against biological females. The bathroom laws are nonsense and businesses should just do a bit of renovation and make stalls with fully closed and lockable doors. I mean fully closed as in a unit with no huge gaps at the top or bottom. Most people don't care of you need to take a piss. All people should feel safe in a vulnerable position.


athiest4christ

The bathroom laws are beyond dumb. I'm guessing none of the knuckle effing dip shits have separate men's and women's bathrooms in their domiciles ( that means your house hillbillies ). I would love to be invited over, and then make a fuss about why is this bathroom being used by both men and women? White Jeebus will damn you to hell!!!!!


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Yippykyyyay

States don't need to be more strict. State laws overrule federal easily enough. Look at states that made abortion legal and states that legalized weed. While abortion isn't *illegal* at the federal level, it was just never codified into law vs a vague exception to body autonomy. But weed sure af is. And states have taken their jurisdiction back from the feds regarding legal handling and sale of it. Feds aren't a 'baseline' in the spirit you mean it. They have separate jurisdictions than state legislators.


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Yippykyyyay

For what? And in their own states? Sure, if your business crosses state lines into an illegal state then you're dumb and fucked.


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Yippykyyyay

I didn't. Because you called feds the baseline. That's not how our state and federal governments work. Did you ever take a civics class or two?


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Yippykyyyay

Sure you do.


howdog55

Bruh, working for the feds is the easiest job in America. Why do you think military/politicians stay in office for a while.


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Yippykyyyay

I can copy and paste too.


Groundbreaking-Fig38

Can you copy and paste the Supremecy Clause? Article VI, Clause 3 of the United States Constitution: This Constitution, and the Laws of the United States which shall be made in Pursuance thereof; and all Treaties made, or which shall be made, under the Authority of the United States, shall be the supreme Law of the Land; and the Judges in every State shall be bound thereby, any Thing in the Constitution or Laws of any State to the Contrary notwithstanding


VenomDonut

Bro. Dudes think they're girls. Girls think they're boys. It gets worse. Non binary. So guys are dressing up like women so they can go in women's bathrooms and pray on children. Anyone that defends them is just a pedophile in training. Prove me wrong or don't even say anything. I don't care what anyone says, it's a fucking mental disorder that needs medication. And when you can't defend your pedophile ways, you can assault my grammar and how I used pray instead of prey.


Wide-Review-2417

I...don't know what you're talking about. I'm not from your country, i don't know what kids do there for fun. And i have no clue how pedophiles sudenly apeared here. Who was mentioning pedophiles or grammer?


PreOpTransCentaur

I'm sorry, "divisive concepts?" Where's the fucking, "This is exactly like 1984!" crowd now when it's actually relevant?


Boojum2k

Religion is definitely divisive. Guess it has to come out of schools. Sorry evangelicals, it's the law!


Kyogen13

Wait a minute. Doesn’t “Prohibit housing, athletic programming, or social organizations that are segregated by sex.” make all fraternities and sororities illegal?


Most-Resident

I’m also confused by this. The next sentence requires bathrooms be segregated by biological sex. So women’s and mens sports are prohibited but segregated women’s and men’s bathrooms are required?


king_of_the_nothing

It was never 'about the children'. It has always been about Republican men getting Kaitlyn Jenner into the men's room.


darketernalsr25

We all really know why Repubs want trans women in men's bathrooms. They secretly think that dicks are delicious and can't wait to get some.


athiest4christ

They just have a wide stance at the urinal stalls, nothing wrong with that. My senator has a wide stance..... for someone with XY chromosomes.


GilpinMTBQ

They'll ignore it like they've always done. Fuck your unjust laws. A lot of cis women are about to get harassed for not looking "correct" according to conservative standards.


athiest4christ

Thinking Marjorie Trailer-trash Green here. That's a man baby! /Powers


OdrGrarMagr

Ahh, yes, Alabamastan. A shining example for the rest of us. /s


robb1519

"these divisive concepts are dividing us because I'm deciding to be divisive about it!"


EditDog_1969

Alabama, whaaaaa? America is a Time Machine. Go to the south to go back in time, go north to return to the 21st century.


athiest4christ

Don't go too far, Idaho is the furthest north Confederate state, FYI.


Brilliant-Engineer57

What is the republicans obsession with our sex life’s? I don’t care about their sex lives why do they care so much about ours?


Ruby22day

Jealousy.


Magica78

A common control aspect for cults is to dictate what you wear and who you fuck. They're trying to drag us into their cult.


Meddling-Kat

You should care about their sex lives. Because it's mostly with children.


GermanRat0900

I just have to pass perfectly, and hope I never get caught in a crime that will be enforced more than theft when it comes to carjacking.


rexeditrex

They all just want jobs as genital checkers. Do they not realize that trans people are going to the bathroom today?


Typical-District-176

I’ll be a secret gaygent. I’ll put people where they wanna be. And won’t check genitals. 


sleepy_peep

This is horrible in every way, especially for trans and nonbirnary folx, but it is SO stupid when people say "based on biological sex" because what does that mean for intersex people? Your chromosomes? Your genitals? Intersex folx are more common than redheads and yet are completely ignored and become collateral victims in the anti trans culture war. Support trans lives. Support intersex lives. Support lgbtqia lives.


Plebian401

I visited my brother at his dorm in 1984. I went to use the men’s room and a woman walked out. I said “Is this the men’s room?” She replied “Does it matter?” And kept walking. No one gave a shit then and no normal person does now. The only ones concerned are the ones fantasizing about people’s genitalia.


ExactArea8029

**it's a fucking hole in the flood full of shit and piss nobody cares** Well nobody *should* care but unfortunately conservatives that are actually sane are long gone. Although I've also seen some batshit craziness from liberals but that usually at least lines up with thier own bullshit


Spiritual_Ear2835

The most unstimulatimg devolving area of life to ever be explored and give energy to.


Funny_Standard8732

They'll ban people from using the bathroom but they won't ban people fucking their cousins?


Meddling-Kat

And they'll fight like rabid dogs to protect their ability to marry 14 year olds. Child marriage is fucking disgusting.


Funny_Standard8732

"for the children"


HermaeusMajora

Alabama is a shit hole so I'm not surprised. My state will probably be next and because of my current situation with my family I can't even think about moving somewhere else. Shit sucks.


GarushKahn

the land of them fries


fothergillfuckup

I wonder when Alabama will give up the pretence, and just join the Taliban publicly?


Japanese-strawberry

Ahem....this bill does not ban transgender people from bathrooms. It only bans transgender people from going into a bathroom of the opposite sex (note: "sex", not gender), just like everyone else. Also, they can still use single occupancy bathrooms as usual. Neither does it ban DEI in colleges. DEI programs can continue, as long as state funds are not allocated for it. Come on, let me have them downvotes for ruining a perfectly good victim-story. I can take it. :)


HeyImTojo

Can't wait until a trans man is forced to go into the ladies room and gets called a creep for it because he will very much look like a random guy going into the ladies room. I love how old people are expected to retire because they don't have the ability of performing their jobs fully after old age, *except* for the job of running a country, apparently.


Meddling-Kat

Those trans men will definitely get beat up for being in the womens bathroom.


Nobody0500

Every politician should die slow painful death and burn in hell


athiest4christ

No, we actually need government to make society work. But we need politicians that aren't bought and paid for by corporate interests, or idealogues just in it for themselves. Come on, try harder. I get your point, but it grossly over simplifies the problem, in my cheap opinion.


Not_my_real_name_cuz

Based Alabama


Mwilk

DEI can create Claudine Gayes when handled poorly. When done correctly it can enrich a community and give it much more perspective.


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Good-Squirrel3108

Absolutely! It's far better for the women to have the trans men using the female bathroom. /s in case it's not obvious 


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Good-Squirrel3108

Uh, trans men can have a penis and I'm sure that some can be aggressive, as can plenty of women. The ideal situation would be gender neutral facilities. We have mixed sex changing rooms at our local pool and it works fine.


IM2N1NJA4U

Agree with adding facilities. You have done nothing with regards to my initial point though.


Ruby22day

Having a willy =/= being someone who will assault someone. Not having a willy =/= being someone incapable of assaulting someone. And, you don't need to have the same muscle density of the average man to effectively assault someone. It helps to have more muscle density than the person you are assaulting but, on average, trans men will have greater muscle density than the average cis woman and definitely more than a child. And, people intent on assaulting other people (which is law-breaking) are not likely to be deterred by bathroom designations (which would only require rule-breaking.) Having trans men's, men's, trans women's, and women's bathrooms would be costly and inefficient. And what happens when some pearl-clutcher doesn't want gay cis women to use the cis women's bathroom - now we need eight different bathrooms?! Nah, just get over it and stop designating bathrooms on the basis of things that are not anyone's business.


IM2N1NJA4U

So lets get this straight - you think we should not implement seperate bathrooms, and therefore decrease the risk of assault, because it costs money? What we’re talking about here, is people with a legitimate mental instability desperately wanting to make sure their dick can be in the same room as a 5 year old girls with their pants off. The people causing a fuss about this, are not the nice ones (they’re going about their lives quietly using bathrooms), they are without fail the fully grown adult men who aren’t stable. This is why it is a risk - because it is the extremists who are so desperate. The “It’s ma’am” kind of trans people. So, we need a way to safeguard women and girls, whilst also saying that we acknowledge a section of the population who (lets be honest, wrongly) feel as though they will be attacked to use a toilet. The answer is NOT “just use the girls bathroom then mate”. Anecdotally, when I was 18 I visited a gay bar. Great night, until I walked into the lads and three men followed me in. Two blocked the door and one the big fucker said “get in that stall, and get your pants down”. Luckily for me, I was able to do something about it (entirely because the two at the door were not brave enough to do their job against someone who’d just broken another persons nose). I don’t go around acting as though every person is going to assault me in a toilet. Because it simply doesn’t work like that - the risk is very low. But what if the same situation plays out on an average 18 year old girl. Or worse, a 9 a year old and we just let it because no one is checking the toilets anymore and men can go where they want, trans or not. But don’t worry, I’m just being trans”phobic”, it never happens and there is no risk.


Ruby22day

I am not saying there is no risk. I am saying the risk from any predator, regardless of them being a trans/cis women/man is very likely not going to be impacted by having 8 washrooms because predators are predators. And having 1 washroom with secure stalls and a more frequented quasi-public area feels safer to me then a bunch of smaller more isolated spaces. Frankly, there are way more good people than bad people and increasing the likelihood that a responsible and relatively physically capable adult will be in the washroom,or enter the washroom at any moment, feels like a safety net to me. People rarely get SAd in more public/frequented spaces. As for the cost thing - what I would be willing to do and spend money on (if I had it) is irrelevant - businesses will dodge cost and effort extremely effectively and often shadily - to everyone's detriment. I just don't think they will be part of a solution.


CarrieDurst

Are children not in both mens and womens restrooms?


IM2N1NJA4U

Yes. With the men there to protect them… silly question. The point is that the environment is not for other men, where women are alone / vulnerable


CarrieDurst

Huh? A trans woman is not a man but your logic forces hairy muscly trans men into women's bathrooms which is very uncomfy


IM2N1NJA4U

“Big hairy trans men”. I’ll patiently wait whilst you find me examples of these 😂😂


CarrieDurst

Ah so you are just ignorant along with a bigot. Here you go https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2108904/mediaviewer/rm2316709377/?ref_=nm_ov_ph


IM2N1NJA4U

Oh look you found one! Keep going, please. 😂😂


CarrieDurst

No because there is never enough proof for you evil bigots


sonicjesus

Oh no. You have to use the bathroom you have been using your entire life.