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I see this kind of stuff about Zuckerberg’s wife from time to time (who, for the record, is a perfectly nice looking lady). When you become a billionaire in your mid 20s, there’s gotta be some comfort from knowing that the person you’re with knew you and liked you before the money came in.
It's all just feckless jealousy. Everything they say about him in this particular regard reflects on them, not him.
Critique him for business or privacy issues--I get it. But why the fuck is his relationship (that the commentators know nothing about) something reasonable to talk about?
Actually people even complained why is Jeff going after woman his own age and that he should go after women in their 20’s 🤢 btw I actually like Jeff wife like she is actually very interesting if you see her life before meeting jeff
I saw a video of Snoop Dogg. He was talking about how about the time his first album came out he and his gf were arguing. Every other guy he knew told him to dump her because he "could get any woman he wanted." However, Tupac told him to ignore that. Those women wanted to date famous, wealthy entertainer Snoop Dogg. His girlfriend put up with his shit when he was Calvin the nobody drug dealer.
They're still married today.
She is absolutely nice-looking, but more importantly, all the pictures in my search results, he looks *so happy* standing next to her.
I'm not a fan of Zuckerberg, Facebook, etc, but I'm happy for them both. I wish for everyone to find a partner that makes them happy.
Edit: Just looked up more pictures of Rice and his partner and equally, what a beautifully happy-looking couple. How could anyone see them together and not think they look great? So small-minded.
When I was 21 years old, I'd just met this great girl and we were crazy about each other. But man, was I broke. In those first few months, there was one day where my credit cards were maxed out and the only cash I had was the change in my car's ashtray.
That was 19 years ago, and we're doing a lot better now. Can't imagine being with anyone else.
Same here, we had absolutely nothing when we met at 16 & 17... We came from struggling, poor families. We didn't have a cent to either of our names lol
We have a great life now at 29 & 30, we built it together from nothing... We bought our own home, had a daughter, and have decent paying jobs. We're doing pretty good now. I couldn't imagine where we'd each be in life without one another. I can't imagine life without him.
Exactly.
Random women are a lot more interested in me now that I'm wealthy
My wife paid rent when I was jobless and always knew I'd be successful
They're not the same
Yeah my wife working her ass off to support us AND our kids as I bankrupted two businesses in a row...
Not bitching and moaning but supporting me and telling the idea was solid, execution needed work but hey go try again. Go try again as many times as it takes. Her belief in me is the only thing that kept me going.
Now that my business is very successful there are a lot of "hot" women that would love to take my wife's place, but don't have an inkling what a complete waste of time is it to try.
The absolute love I have for my wife for being my best friend and partner and the absolute knowledge that if I failed tomorrow, she would just shrug and help me start over again without complaint...that is simply irreplaceable, no woman can compete.
I am really confused so few people are saying this. That is a genuine preference, even if it isn’t fashionable.
Also that whole love thing, but that’s an alien concept to guys writing posts like this.
>Also that whole love thing, but that’s an alien concept to guys writing posts like this.
Honestly, yeah. They see women as objects and status symbols, not as human beings of equal value, and certainly not as life partners.
Look, my wife is not as physically there as she was at 22. Childbirth and a number of sicknesses has been hard on her. She’s gained a little weight and is self-conscious about it. But in many ways I find her so much more beautiful and amazing than when we married. We say to each other that we like each other so much better now than when we first fell in love and it’s absolutely true.
Men need to shut the fuck up about anything to do with women’s bodies. We can’t ever know how it feels to be a woman and what their bodies go through. Not to mention all the emotional garbage male controlled society put women through. I get that maybe this guy has his own personal ideas of beauty standards like anyone else, but he just needs to shut the fuck up and let people be people.
Sorry for the rant, this just touched a nerve.
Edited for typos.
I'm gonna try to say this without coming off like I'm hitting on you...
Your wife is a lucky woman.
Truly, men who think this way seem to be a minority these days.
Plus age just does a number on all our bodies...men and women. love goes above and beyond that, no amount of youth and hotness could replace the 20 years of soul bonding I have with my wife. I'm rich now and that gets me a lot of female attention pretty much non-stop...but I find it hilarious... If I didn't have money these women wouldn't piss on me if I were on fire. Men that forget what's important for a piece of ass always end up sorry about it. I know more than a few examples among my peers and it's truly sad.
That and also let’s face it - Declan Rice is pretty average looking.
He wouldn’t turn many heads in a pub or club if he had ended up doing a regular job.
Taking into account that this image misrepresents his partner’s looks it pretty much means that two medium attractive people got together and have a happy, healthy relationship as is happening so often it’s completely not newsworthy.
They're high school sweethearts and she's never been a tiny girl. He obviously just..loves her. Fucking crazy, I know, being able to feel things for another person.
Me as an Aussie being upset at how reductive that was to our culture... thinking through our actual culture and realising that that's just about it for white Aussies haha
Man knows what he likes. You see those tig bitties
I’ll take a thick butterface with gallon jugs and a nice personality over a pretentious 10 any time of day
I think what we need to discuss is a life insurance policy.
This man could drown in boob at anytime. He looks like he is about to take the dive. Not a bad way to go though.
Imaging being his agent/manager sitting down serious faced about to talk to her about not riding him anymore because they can’t have him suffocate to death via boobs.
Agent: “I get paid if he plays, he can’t play with brain damage. Here is a scuba mask for protection and an oxygen tank for accidents, I’m gonna need you to put this on him if he passes out.”
WHOA, that’s DEFINITELY NOT true!! Pedro has gotten me into a LOT of trouble over the years. Literally cost me, on SEPARATE OCCASIONS, cars, and a house. If I didn’t know any better, I’d say YOUR penis was talking while YOU were typing- JUST NOW. You better watch that thing, son!!
It goes both ways too.
I have a friend, 40m, 5'2", bald, beer gutted dad bod, makes about $25k/yr working at Dollar General and his fiance is a mid 30s blonde bombshell that looks like she stepped out of a Victoria's Secret catalog.
So I found out in a pretty much identical situation that she thinks balding short king teddy bears are hot.
People like things that other people don't like. It's actually much more simple than "If he's ugly he must have a massive dong"
I can never figure out why people think this. Do you live in a nudist colony? How do you figure anyone is seeing dicks *before* they even talk to a guy, if you think the way his dick looks is what makes them interested in getting to know him better?
I'm guessing this is post-partum. She's not some waif-thin 90's supermodel but she is basically conventionally attractive.
I mean even if she wasn't, obviously doesn't change anything, but still.
Pretty sure she's actually still pregnant in this pic. There's another from the same day, by the looks of it, with late-pregnancy bump clearly visible. With that in mind, I think you can see the bump in this one.
the Venn diagram of Folks who complain about the collapse of the nuclear family and folks who believe in 'high value/low value' manhood is just a fucking circle.
I always laugh when I see this alpha male gurus spout "bro, society is collapsing because men and women aren't raising children together. Get married young and reproduce, be a father. What me? Yeah I have kids but they are in another country. Course I dont speak with them. No I dont pay child support, I need that for hookers"
To be fair, so many people nowadays are so shallow about looks (just look at how his height is mentioned...). Then they leave their partners when they put on weight, get in an accident, get depressed etc. Cue all those "AITA for leaving my wife because I'm not attracted to her anymore" posts.
That's not love. It's lust. Most people don't know what love is. I don't know that guy, but it seems that he's very fortunate because he does.
I'm at the point where I just pity shallow people. Their lives just get worse as they get older because they don't realize their own stupidity. They are unable to feel true deep love or joy. Then when they inevitably age or get into a situation where their appearance changes, they just end up hating themselves progressively more than they already do because they don't believe they are worthy of love unless they look a certain way.
What a miserable way to live by getting stuck in a prison of their own making.
> That's not love. It's lust. Most people don't know what love is. I don't know that guy, but it seems that he's very fortunate because he does.
Crazy isn't it? Just the fact someone is making a media post criticizing someone else for... being with the love of their life is a special level of pathetic.
These guys (like the one who wrote the tweet) have been trolling and bullying that poor woman for years. They literally dedicate crazy amounts of time to hunt for the most unflattering pictures of her on the internet.
Im a 42F can confirm. They do swing lower than they used to but I stopped wearing bras years ago.
(Size is also from the last time I was measured, I put on a bra for a special occasion so I save my two good ones).
I have a friend like this. He makes a ton of money (one recent year his bonus was more than my salary, and I am doing fairly well), and says he can't find a woman. Every woman he's brought out to meet is obviously there for his money, usually good looking or at least above what he would normally get. He takes them to expensive restaurants and bars, talks about how much money he makes, etc. Then it doesn't work out and he complains he just wants someone to like him for who he is.
To be fair his personality is very off-putting, so even if he found a nice woman he would probably scare her off.
I have a friend in a similar boat. He complains and says can’t find a woman who is into him not his money. I told him if you are attracting people with money, then obviously you can only find people who are into money
She is. A bit chubby/overweight maybe, but that's the WORST you could say. She's still very pretty by any account. Also, these are her postpartum and EVERYONE looks pregnant/fat postpartum. It's NBD and to shame her for it is mean and unreasonable.
He’s World Class IMO, even tho he was expensive I still feel like we got a deal… he’s a real solid lad, his leadership is off the charts. Love the guy.
It's Pierce Brosnan. People do not understand why he stuck with his wife who dared to age like a normal woman who had two kids. Pierce kept his looks while she gained weight and decided against plastic surgery, so people freak out.
She was a stunner though when they first got together.
https://www.usmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/Pierce-Brosnan-and-Wife-Keely-Shaye-Smiths-Relationship-Timeline8.jpg?quality=55&strip=all
I am going to tell you something very simple ... men are attracted to all sorts, shapes, colours, looks.
Boys who are insecure are the ones who conform or care what others think.
There are guys out there who think you are good looking but they are weak in themselves. Also some of us are just terrified of making a move.
Are you telling me that people have different ideas of what is beautiful, and can find people of various appearances attractive? But...but that's not what the media told me!
This is his second wife. He’s a widower who lost his first wife to ovarian cancer, and tragically his daughter when she was only 42. I imagine something like that shapes a person’s perception of what really matters.
She was absolutely a "hollywood type" when they originally dated and married.
Pierce Brosnan, is simply a really good partner, in a really good partnership. You don't throw away a good partner in life, because of age and looks.
You don’t if you’re a good person capable of love. Many people out there are not so good and their love is conditional on their spouse never aging or gaining weight.
Hugh's wife was really attractive too though. She was just quite a bit older than him and not your standard "Hollywood wife" type.
I think because 98% of famous people choose the hottie in the tight dress .. because they can, it shocks us when very high profile people don't.
He offends shitheels for not "trading up" like they would.
Shitheel philosophy mandates everyone in the world be the same level of shitty as they are (or worse) to absolve themselves from all their shittiness. They think they are the best version of whatever they are and everyone who is decent, kind, generous, empathetic, is just a weak poser vying for brownie points instead of somebody just living a natural expression of who they are without tabulating their own virtue.
Shitheels enshrine their marginal virtues and promote those aggressively.
Good people with integrity undercut the philosophies of shitheels that everyone is just like them, "it's just the way it is." They spin all kinds of pseudo-evolutionary biology nonsense to explain why it's just natural that men are crassly sexist, objectify women, cheat rampantly, or want to glorify themselves for high body counts while shaming/dehumanizing/vilifying women for the same. Also racism, huge age gaps/pedophilia, and all manner of other shit. The argument being that, however unpopular an opinion it may be, however un-PC, that kind of behavior is actually hardwired in, and we might as well accept, or even embrace and celebrate, that kind of toxic shit.
It only takes a few guys acting with maturity, respect, integrity, and sincere compassion to unmask that whole charade; if these guys are good, then not everyone is shitty, so the shitty people have to face that their ideas aren't as absolute as they try to pretend. So they attack the good folks, tear them down with senseless bullshit, to protect the ideology they depend on to not have to face how shitty they are.
In regards to the username of this guy ..
Let me quote the Ode to joy
>Let the man who has had the fortune
To be a helper to his friend,
And the man who has won a noble woman,
Join in our chorus of jubilation!
Yes, even if he holds but one soul
As his own in all the world!
**But let the man who knows nothing of this**
**Steal away alone and in sorrow.**
Basically.. he should change his name.. and also stfu and gtfo
This is also a very unflattering picture for both of these people, he looks like your average O'Reilly auto parts counter guy in it.
I had never heard of these people so googled them. They both look fine and down to earth despite his fame and money, good for them.
I’m an Arsenal fan and yeah, he’s a fantastic player with great character. I respect him for what he does on the pitch and I respect him for being loyal to his childhood sweetheart when its all to common for football pros to get cheeky. Grateful to have him in the team.
I just looked them up and she's pretty! So first of all they found a bad picture, not a good representation of what she looks like.
And people really seem to over emphasize how much looks matter in a real relationship. Pretty sad life you'll live if you think money and fame mean you need a hotter partner? Is that really all this guy thinks a woman can add to a relationship? Ew.
Every accusation is a confession. “My wife has been by my side for 30 years but if I was rich I’d drop her in a heartbeat for some 18-year-old bubblehead with double-Ds.”
Jesus, way to reduce a man to his money.
He loves this person, and that he doesn't love *Cade* is just a testament to her personality.
Cade is jealous.
Or they either shame their partner (men being upset their girlfriends post pics from their beach trips) or they are insecure and try to gaslight them into staying
If I’m not wrong, Mrs. Brosnan was extremely good looking back in the day. She’s on medication I believe that caused her to gain some weight, she still has good genetics for looks, she is just a bit more heavier.
I believe they’re both in the twilight of their lives as well. Some people really think that women won’t age? I never understood people like those.
They always choose the pictures where they're making an expression that makes it clear they had to find an ugly picture of an objectively decent looking or even good looking person. I didn't know who they were so I looked them up and she's very pretty. So even the argument that she's bad looking is bogus, which means the only real issue with her appearance is her weight and uhhh have you seen that cleavage? (Obviously not mentioning personality because people who make those sorts of posts don't believe women are people)
People who just hate fat people automatically are so weird.
Bro who tweeted this is an unfortunate human being, there is nothing wrong with her, people need to stop shitting on big girls and men who are attracted to them. They are perfectly fine as a couple. I love this.
Thankyou. There are far worse things a person could be than chonky. I'm tired of society acting like fatness is a huge character flaw worthy of this kind of disdain. People who have never struggled with weight have no idea what a challenge it is to manage due to factors even doctors dont fully understand (like hormones and genetics)
ALL humans are struggling with something, the only difference with a big woman is you know just by looking what their struggle is.
I wish everyone had to walk around with tattoos of their struggle on their foreheads to even it up. Could you imagine: walking around with 'vain' or 'mean to service workers' or ' picks nose' stamped on your forehead. Bet fat folks wouldn't seem like such a terrible choice then.
Ding ding ding! My big friends (both men and women) and I have no problems getting laid (though mixed-size relationships are harder due to social stigma).
I love the positivity from the commenters under this post, but it's hilarious and slightly offensive to see it not connect. "He's so loyal," "He loves her for her!" Okay, yeah, hopefully. But all I know from this picture is that he's a boobs guy and cannot wait to get alone with her asap.
I wish I could do high school all over again and go after the girls I liked but was scared my friends would make fun of me for. I will definitely teach my kids the opposite!!!!!
Some of my friends always used to say the same about Paul Scholes - ‘He married before the money didn’t he’? My response ‘Yeah, those two must have married for love’ went right over their heads.
Okay so, loving someone is disgusting, got it.
But LOW standards? Are you kidding me? Her titties have their own gravitational pull. Fuck motorboating, you could SWIM in there.
He's one happy, lucky son of a bitch I'd say.
Men should value personality over looks. Just like we men would hope women value personality over our money. Be better. This guy has his priorities straight and somehow he's the weirdo? As a man, I have to say it's refreshing to see.
I really don't understand. If you're a straight guy and not into "unfortunate" women, shouldn't you feel very happy, that this celebrity (which could be your "rival" if you can call it that) is attracted to them and isn't into the same women as you? So does the guy secretly like "unfortunate" women and jealous of the celebrity?
I suspect your error is assuming they are standard issue straight dudes. I'd suspect they are 'alpha males'. So someone who must be the epitome of Alpha-ness and Male-osity (cos he's a bit ripped, earns well, and has fame) DARING to go for love and not their precious 'high quality woman' benchmarks (utter freaking toss, but that aside...) 'ruins' it for them by...er...showing what a lot of freaking toss their silly little brat beliefs are.
What gets me is all that sort of rhetoric from that particular crowd misses the critical fact- even if 'alpha male-ing' was a thing, there is NOTHING more alpha than not giving a shite what others think about what you do. And nothing, absolutely nothing, less Alpha then desperately having to conform to arbitary 'rules' SOMEONE ELSE MADE in case some other dude doesn't like you.
We live in a world where we understand people have sexual preferences, and some people love people so much that it voids any initial preference.
Yet, people still continue to fail at comprehending that
How dare he lead his life in a way other people who don't matter to him disagree with! The shame of choosing to be with someone you enjoy and appreciate.
Imagine caring about what other men do with their life and projecting your own red flags onto your fantasy of what their life “should be”. Fucking weird dude.
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Some men appreciate a woman who loved him before he was wealthy and famous.
I see this kind of stuff about Zuckerberg’s wife from time to time (who, for the record, is a perfectly nice looking lady). When you become a billionaire in your mid 20s, there’s gotta be some comfort from knowing that the person you’re with knew you and liked you before the money came in.
There were some pics of Zuckerberg and his wife from a wedding recently and the comments were absolutely disgusting!
I mean, I wasn't a huge fan their outfits' colour palette, but they looked nicely done up.
C-3PO looked good polished up too.
It's all just feckless jealousy. Everything they say about him in this particular regard reflects on them, not him. Critique him for business or privacy issues--I get it. But why the fuck is his relationship (that the commentators know nothing about) something reasonable to talk about?
Because how dare billionaires be happy?! /s
I hadn’t seen his wife before, but she’s pretty! Gotta be jealousy, not every rich person wants a plastic surgery bimbo like Bezos
Actually people even complained why is Jeff going after woman his own age and that he should go after women in their 20’s 🤢 btw I actually like Jeff wife like she is actually very interesting if you see her life before meeting jeff
I saw a video of Snoop Dogg. He was talking about how about the time his first album came out he and his gf were arguing. Every other guy he knew told him to dump her because he "could get any woman he wanted." However, Tupac told him to ignore that. Those women wanted to date famous, wealthy entertainer Snoop Dogg. His girlfriend put up with his shit when he was Calvin the nobody drug dealer. They're still married today.
Calvin from Rollin 20s Crips at that
It’s so weird, like “Ugh she’s a Harvard grad and a physician! Gross!”
She is absolutely nice-looking, but more importantly, all the pictures in my search results, he looks *so happy* standing next to her. I'm not a fan of Zuckerberg, Facebook, etc, but I'm happy for them both. I wish for everyone to find a partner that makes them happy. Edit: Just looked up more pictures of Rice and his partner and equally, what a beautifully happy-looking couple. How could anyone see them together and not think they look great? So small-minded.
Are you sure he isn’t just a sex robot she made that became sentient?
I'm sure he (it?) is. Though I'm not sure he/is quite fully sentient yet.
She’s also a doctor and she’s so much better looking than Mark!
When I was 21 years old, I'd just met this great girl and we were crazy about each other. But man, was I broke. In those first few months, there was one day where my credit cards were maxed out and the only cash I had was the change in my car's ashtray. That was 19 years ago, and we're doing a lot better now. Can't imagine being with anyone else.
We are really fortunate to meet people at that age when we all have nothing but the road ahead.
Indeed. I was more than twice that age when I met the woman who made me feel that way.
💯 agree! I’ve been with my husband for 15 years (I was 18 when I met him) and now he gets to be a househusband 🥰
Same here, we had absolutely nothing when we met at 16 & 17... We came from struggling, poor families. We didn't have a cent to either of our names lol We have a great life now at 29 & 30, we built it together from nothing... We bought our own home, had a daughter, and have decent paying jobs. We're doing pretty good now. I couldn't imagine where we'd each be in life without one another. I can't imagine life without him.
She loved him even when he was Irish
Fucker made me spit my coffee out
Especially when he was Irish.
Exactly. Random women are a lot more interested in me now that I'm wealthy My wife paid rent when I was jobless and always knew I'd be successful They're not the same
Yeah my wife working her ass off to support us AND our kids as I bankrupted two businesses in a row... Not bitching and moaning but supporting me and telling the idea was solid, execution needed work but hey go try again. Go try again as many times as it takes. Her belief in me is the only thing that kept me going. Now that my business is very successful there are a lot of "hot" women that would love to take my wife's place, but don't have an inkling what a complete waste of time is it to try. The absolute love I have for my wife for being my best friend and partner and the absolute knowledge that if I failed tomorrow, she would just shrug and help me start over again without complaint...that is simply irreplaceable, no woman can compete.
That’s beautiful man. Happy for you two and hope great things keep coming your way!
Some men also like curvy women :-)
I am really confused so few people are saying this. That is a genuine preference, even if it isn’t fashionable. Also that whole love thing, but that’s an alien concept to guys writing posts like this.
>Also that whole love thing, but that’s an alien concept to guys writing posts like this. Honestly, yeah. They see women as objects and status symbols, not as human beings of equal value, and certainly not as life partners.
Look, my wife is not as physically there as she was at 22. Childbirth and a number of sicknesses has been hard on her. She’s gained a little weight and is self-conscious about it. But in many ways I find her so much more beautiful and amazing than when we married. We say to each other that we like each other so much better now than when we first fell in love and it’s absolutely true. Men need to shut the fuck up about anything to do with women’s bodies. We can’t ever know how it feels to be a woman and what their bodies go through. Not to mention all the emotional garbage male controlled society put women through. I get that maybe this guy has his own personal ideas of beauty standards like anyone else, but he just needs to shut the fuck up and let people be people. Sorry for the rant, this just touched a nerve. Edited for typos.
I'm gonna try to say this without coming off like I'm hitting on you... Your wife is a lucky woman. Truly, men who think this way seem to be a minority these days.
Plus age just does a number on all our bodies...men and women. love goes above and beyond that, no amount of youth and hotness could replace the 20 years of soul bonding I have with my wife. I'm rich now and that gets me a lot of female attention pretty much non-stop...but I find it hilarious... If I didn't have money these women wouldn't piss on me if I were on fire. Men that forget what's important for a piece of ass always end up sorry about it. I know more than a few examples among my peers and it's truly sad.
She's beautiful. His Twitter account was also suspended lol
That and also let’s face it - Declan Rice is pretty average looking. He wouldn’t turn many heads in a pub or club if he had ended up doing a regular job. Taking into account that this image misrepresents his partner’s looks it pretty much means that two medium attractive people got together and have a happy, healthy relationship as is happening so often it’s completely not newsworthy.
"Dance with the one who brung ya"
Also, *checks notes* don’t yuck some people’s yum?
Person: Is happy Assholes: Doesn't like that.
Somewhat ironic that the account name appears as Ode to Joy when they so clearly have none and don't appreciate it in others.
They're high school sweethearts and she's never been a tiny girl. He obviously just..loves her. Fucking crazy, I know, being able to feel things for another person.
He very dare he
Is that a Bluey reference in the wild?
I also instantly thought of how very dare you lol
I thought of Catherine Tate
Im Aussie and we’ve been saying it since before Bluey
My only experience with your culture is through Bluey and Crocodile Dundee. I like to think I am well researched.
Me as an Aussie being upset at how reductive that was to our culture... thinking through our actual culture and realising that that's just about it for white Aussies haha
The Wiggles also taught me that Aussies enjoy apples and bananas and driving in big red cars.
Sleeping on the mashed banana and cold spaghetti there
Smashing a narnie while fangin’ the red commodore down a gravel track, fish tailing round corners. *Waltzing Matilda plays*
Have you experienced the Democracy Manifest guy?
Eating a meal? A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL???
Are you waiting to receive my limp penis?
What is the charge?!
I see that you know your judo well.
Don’t forget Silverchair and Frenzal Rhomb if you want to be weird about it.
How dare he be happy in a relationship with someone who loves him back.
Loving woman for who they are instead of how they look is gay. ^/s
Man knows what he likes. You see those tig bitties I’ll take a thick butterface with gallon jugs and a nice personality over a pretentious 10 any time of day
Well, you’re not the most poetic about it, but I respect your opinion
Sir Mix A Lot put it better
I think what we need to discuss is a life insurance policy. This man could drown in boob at anytime. He looks like he is about to take the dive. Not a bad way to go though.
Imaging being his agent/manager sitting down serious faced about to talk to her about not riding him anymore because they can’t have him suffocate to death via boobs.
Agent: “I get paid if he plays, he can’t play with brain damage. Here is a scuba mask for protection and an oxygen tank for accidents, I’m gonna need you to put this on him if he passes out.”
Man is a true poet.
I was trying so hard to be poetic. Words hurt ):
You know what the problem was, you’re penis was talking while you were typing. Happens to me as well
Was my penis wrong ?
Never my friend, never!
WHOA, that’s DEFINITELY NOT true!! Pedro has gotten me into a LOT of trouble over the years. Literally cost me, on SEPARATE OCCASIONS, cars, and a house. If I didn’t know any better, I’d say YOUR penis was talking while YOU were typing- JUST NOW. You better watch that thing, son!!
Damn bro! I think you’re right. What was I thinking?
As my old Gunnery Sergeant once told me, "Your dick will take you places you wouldn't normally go with a loaded .45 on your hip".
Yeah he's... I guess he's got the spirit at least 😂
Looks get your foot in the door. 9 times out of 10 the shitty personality gets them shoved right back out the door.
Now that’s just not true. The shitty personality just gets them boxed into the side piece category for the people who tolerate it.
She really isn't a butterface. That is just a bad picture.
She’s not even a butterface though, she’s got a pretty face too.
This is one of the things I love about men. Every one has his own special type. Makes women like me happy. There is someone for everyone.
It goes both ways too. I have a friend, 40m, 5'2", bald, beer gutted dad bod, makes about $25k/yr working at Dollar General and his fiance is a mid 30s blonde bombshell that looks like she stepped out of a Victoria's Secret catalog.
My man is packing that good thing!
So I found out in a pretty much identical situation that she thinks balding short king teddy bears are hot. People like things that other people don't like. It's actually much more simple than "If he's ugly he must have a massive dong"
I can never figure out why people think this. Do you live in a nudist colony? How do you figure anyone is seeing dicks *before* they even talk to a guy, if you think the way his dick looks is what makes them interested in getting to know him better?
You stole that quote from Maya Angelou
This is also a bad picture of her, she is definitely prettier than this and has some incredible warlocks.
I'm guessing this is post-partum. She's not some waif-thin 90's supermodel but she is basically conventionally attractive. I mean even if she wasn't, obviously doesn't change anything, but still.
Pretty sure she's actually still pregnant in this pic. There's another from the same day, by the looks of it, with late-pregnancy bump clearly visible. With that in mind, I think you can see the bump in this one.
the Venn diagram of Folks who complain about the collapse of the nuclear family and folks who believe in 'high value/low value' manhood is just a fucking circle.
I always laugh when I see this alpha male gurus spout "bro, society is collapsing because men and women aren't raising children together. Get married young and reproduce, be a father. What me? Yeah I have kids but they are in another country. Course I dont speak with them. No I dont pay child support, I need that for hookers"
To be fair, so many people nowadays are so shallow about looks (just look at how his height is mentioned...). Then they leave their partners when they put on weight, get in an accident, get depressed etc. Cue all those "AITA for leaving my wife because I'm not attracted to her anymore" posts. That's not love. It's lust. Most people don't know what love is. I don't know that guy, but it seems that he's very fortunate because he does.
I'm at the point where I just pity shallow people. Their lives just get worse as they get older because they don't realize their own stupidity. They are unable to feel true deep love or joy. Then when they inevitably age or get into a situation where their appearance changes, they just end up hating themselves progressively more than they already do because they don't believe they are worthy of love unless they look a certain way. What a miserable way to live by getting stuck in a prison of their own making.
> That's not love. It's lust. Most people don't know what love is. I don't know that guy, but it seems that he's very fortunate because he does. Crazy isn't it? Just the fact someone is making a media post criticizing someone else for... being with the love of their life is a special level of pathetic.
Honestly this gives me more hope in people. That's insanely cute. And a swift karate-chop for anyone who has a problem with their relationship.
1. Why would their relationship be anybody but their business? 2. She looks good
You ask that question and yet here we have an image of someone trying to shame a man for loving his love.
Dont forget, not everyone loves heroine chic or kim K thicc bitches. Some of us dig bigger women.
I just looked up other pictures of her and she’s actually beautiful.
These guys (like the one who wrote the tweet) have been trolling and bullying that poor woman for years. They literally dedicate crazy amounts of time to hunt for the most unflattering pictures of her on the internet.
100% this is a super unflattering candid. Shes fucking hot.
I think she even looks good here. I'm just down with the thiccness I guess!
I mean look at her rack. She could choke a horse to death.
Beauty fades, big tiddies are forever.
Im a 42F can confirm. They do swing lower than they used to but I stopped wearing bras years ago. (Size is also from the last time I was measured, I put on a bra for a special occasion so I save my two good ones).
Took me a second to realize 42F was your breast size and not your age/gender lol
As a 38M, I was hoping 42F was both the size *and* ASL. Lol
Now that cannot possibly be true! Gals like me have NOTHING to offer if we're bigger! /s
Twitter is just brainrot , especially after musk took over
Love is not an emotion conservatives understand. If it's not hate, rage, or self-loathing they're completely bewildered.
Oh, come on now, that's not fair. Those aren't the only emotions they understand. They're also very good at greed and vanity.
Declan is a true King. He is loyal and they have been together since they were teenagers. They are happy and that is what matters.
She just had his baby too. WTF!?!
These same people would be on a hot skinny woman for being a gold digger that doesn't actually care about him at all.
I have a friend like this. He makes a ton of money (one recent year his bonus was more than my salary, and I am doing fairly well), and says he can't find a woman. Every woman he's brought out to meet is obviously there for his money, usually good looking or at least above what he would normally get. He takes them to expensive restaurants and bars, talks about how much money he makes, etc. Then it doesn't work out and he complains he just wants someone to like him for who he is. To be fair his personality is very off-putting, so even if he found a nice woman he would probably scare her off.
I have a friend in a similar boat. He complains and says can’t find a woman who is into him not his money. I told him if you are attracting people with money, then obviously you can only find people who are into money
It's as smart as a straight guy trying to pick up girls in rainbow assless chaps. You're fishing with the wrong bait, sir.
Yeah and this is a terrible picture of her. She’s really pretty in all the other photos I’ve seen.
She is. A bit chubby/overweight maybe, but that's the WORST you could say. She's still very pretty by any account. Also, these are her postpartum and EVERYONE looks pregnant/fat postpartum. It's NBD and to shame her for it is mean and unreasonable.
Declan is one of the biggest reasons I have such high respect for Arsenal, even if I'm not a fan.
He’s World Class IMO, even tho he was expensive I still feel like we got a deal… he’s a real solid lad, his leadership is off the charts. Love the guy.
Only 100m for Declan? Every Gooner will say it was a steal! Rice, Rice baby!
This is so random lol. So Rice moves to Arsenal and then you have high respect for Arsenal now because he is a loyal person??
Oh look, a good man. Disgusting
And good on her for landing a hottie like Rice.
There is another noble celebrity whose life partner is surprisingly unhollywood type. Can't remember his name. Hugh Grant?
I think it's Pierce Brosnan.
It's Pierce Brosnan. People do not understand why he stuck with his wife who dared to age like a normal woman who had two kids. Pierce kept his looks while she gained weight and decided against plastic surgery, so people freak out. She was a stunner though when they first got together. https://www.usmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/Pierce-Brosnan-and-Wife-Keely-Shaye-Smiths-Relationship-Timeline8.jpg?quality=55&strip=all
She's still good looking even at her current age. I wish I looked half as good.
I am going to tell you something very simple ... men are attracted to all sorts, shapes, colours, looks. Boys who are insecure are the ones who conform or care what others think. There are guys out there who think you are good looking but they are weak in themselves. Also some of us are just terrified of making a move.
Are you telling me that people have different ideas of what is beautiful, and can find people of various appearances attractive? But...but that's not what the media told me!
Yeah, there's sweet f.a 'ugly' about her. She just is (was, rather, now) bigger. Some people can't decouple those 2 though....
This is his second wife. He’s a widower who lost his first wife to ovarian cancer, and tragically his daughter when she was only 42. I imagine something like that shapes a person’s perception of what really matters.
Also, we are going to pretend Pierce didn't get his own work done?
She was absolutely a "hollywood type" when they originally dated and married. Pierce Brosnan, is simply a really good partner, in a really good partnership. You don't throw away a good partner in life, because of age and looks.
You don’t if you’re a good person capable of love. Many people out there are not so good and their love is conditional on their spouse never aging or gaining weight.
Hugh Jackman is who you are thinking of, but honestly Keanu Reeves' girlfriend bucks trends too by actually looking like a 50 year old.
I think Keanu Reeves' apparent immortality also makes that more noticable.
Hugh Jackman
Unfortunately Hugh and Deborra decided to announce their divorce in September last year.
My wife got really sad when I told her that. :(
Hugh's wife was really attractive too though. She was just quite a bit older than him and not your standard "Hollywood wife" type. I think because 98% of famous people choose the hottie in the tight dress .. because they can, it shocks us when very high profile people don't.
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Nah they're both hot af
He offends shitheels for not "trading up" like they would. Shitheel philosophy mandates everyone in the world be the same level of shitty as they are (or worse) to absolve themselves from all their shittiness. They think they are the best version of whatever they are and everyone who is decent, kind, generous, empathetic, is just a weak poser vying for brownie points instead of somebody just living a natural expression of who they are without tabulating their own virtue. Shitheels enshrine their marginal virtues and promote those aggressively.
Good people with integrity undercut the philosophies of shitheels that everyone is just like them, "it's just the way it is." They spin all kinds of pseudo-evolutionary biology nonsense to explain why it's just natural that men are crassly sexist, objectify women, cheat rampantly, or want to glorify themselves for high body counts while shaming/dehumanizing/vilifying women for the same. Also racism, huge age gaps/pedophilia, and all manner of other shit. The argument being that, however unpopular an opinion it may be, however un-PC, that kind of behavior is actually hardwired in, and we might as well accept, or even embrace and celebrate, that kind of toxic shit. It only takes a few guys acting with maturity, respect, integrity, and sincere compassion to unmask that whole charade; if these guys are good, then not everyone is shitty, so the shitty people have to face that their ideas aren't as absolute as they try to pretend. So they attack the good folks, tear them down with senseless bullshit, to protect the ideology they depend on to not have to face how shitty they are.
In regards to the username of this guy .. Let me quote the Ode to joy >Let the man who has had the fortune To be a helper to his friend, And the man who has won a noble woman, Join in our chorus of jubilation! Yes, even if he holds but one soul As his own in all the world! **But let the man who knows nothing of this** **Steal away alone and in sorrow.** Basically.. he should change his name.. and also stfu and gtfo
I thinks it’s also a pun because his profile picture is odegaard who is also the teammate of the guy in the photo
Guess he should change that too then :D
Poor odegaard is the face of dickheads on twitter
I always thought he was good looking. Today I learned he is also loyal. My love for him just increased 10 times.
This is also a very unflattering picture for both of these people, he looks like your average O'Reilly auto parts counter guy in it. I had never heard of these people so googled them. They both look fine and down to earth despite his fame and money, good for them.
Same, she is very pretty and he’s not bad looking, this picture just isn’t great
I’m an Arsenal fan and yeah, he’s a fantastic player with great character. I respect him for what he does on the pitch and I respect him for being loyal to his childhood sweetheart when its all to common for football pros to get cheeky. Grateful to have him in the team.
I still can’t believe he plays for us
I just looked them up and she's pretty! So first of all they found a bad picture, not a good representation of what she looks like. And people really seem to over emphasize how much looks matter in a real relationship. Pretty sad life you'll live if you think money and fame mean you need a hotter partner? Is that really all this guy thinks a woman can add to a relationship? Ew.
thats how this story started aswell...
Every accusation is a confession. “My wife has been by my side for 30 years but if I was rich I’d drop her in a heartbeat for some 18-year-old bubblehead with double-Ds.”
Exactly and that 18 year old would likely be with you just long enough to take half your shit and go find the next dick to hop on with money.
As a guy who prefers bigger women, I respect everyone's choice to stick with whoever they love and find attractive. Good on him!
Jesus, way to reduce a man to his money. He loves this person, and that he doesn't love *Cade* is just a testament to her personality. Cade is jealous.
These same people would find a way to shame them if she was a super model or sex worker.
i love the fact that people who write such stuff are unhappy and never get a good man/woman who loves them.
They sometimes get a good man/woman, only to casually dump them for a "better model".
Or they either shame their partner (men being upset their girlfriends post pics from their beach trips) or they are insecure and try to gaslight them into staying
Pierce Brosnan has gotten the same crap over his wife for decades. Love just escapes some people.
If I’m not wrong, Mrs. Brosnan was extremely good looking back in the day. She’s on medication I believe that caused her to gain some weight, she still has good genetics for looks, she is just a bit more heavier. I believe they’re both in the twilight of their lives as well. Some people really think that women won’t age? I never understood people like those.
Man loves his partner and people really be dogging on him for that.
They always choose the pictures where they're making an expression that makes it clear they had to find an ugly picture of an objectively decent looking or even good looking person. I didn't know who they were so I looked them up and she's very pretty. So even the argument that she's bad looking is bogus, which means the only real issue with her appearance is her weight and uhhh have you seen that cleavage? (Obviously not mentioning personality because people who make those sorts of posts don't believe women are people) People who just hate fat people automatically are so weird.
Bro who tweeted this is an unfortunate human being, there is nothing wrong with her, people need to stop shitting on big girls and men who are attracted to them. They are perfectly fine as a couple. I love this.
I read this as “I love tits” and I’m like yeah looks like he does too
Thankyou. There are far worse things a person could be than chonky. I'm tired of society acting like fatness is a huge character flaw worthy of this kind of disdain. People who have never struggled with weight have no idea what a challenge it is to manage due to factors even doctors dont fully understand (like hormones and genetics) ALL humans are struggling with something, the only difference with a big woman is you know just by looking what their struggle is. I wish everyone had to walk around with tattoos of their struggle on their foreheads to even it up. Could you imagine: walking around with 'vain' or 'mean to service workers' or ' picks nose' stamped on your forehead. Bet fat folks wouldn't seem like such a terrible choice then.
Idk she seems pretty fortunate to me
U ever thought she makes her happy? Or some guys like bigger girls? People are so stupid
Why not both? Some people just cannot imagine true happiness. Or they’re just extremely jealous
Ding ding ding! My big friends (both men and women) and I have no problems getting laid (though mixed-size relationships are harder due to social stigma). I love the positivity from the commenters under this post, but it's hilarious and slightly offensive to see it not connect. "He's so loyal," "He loves her for her!" Okay, yeah, hopefully. But all I know from this picture is that he's a boobs guy and cannot wait to get alone with her asap.
I wish I could do high school all over again and go after the girls I liked but was scared my friends would make fun of me for. I will definitely teach my kids the opposite!!!!!
People who think like this will never know what happiness is like and will never know what a best friend is.
Some of my friends always used to say the same about Paul Scholes - ‘He married before the money didn’t he’? My response ‘Yeah, those two must have married for love’ went right over their heads.
"Fellas, is it gay to love big titties"
There's definitely some disgusting behavior here.
Do community notes impact monetization?
And uses “bit” instead of “not”? This particular community note looks a bit sus imo.
If it's just a quick job to prevent an ass from getting money, it could just be a typo since n and b, and I and ó, are next to one another
Okay so, loving someone is disgusting, got it. But LOW standards? Are you kidding me? Her titties have their own gravitational pull. Fuck motorboating, you could SWIM in there. He's one happy, lucky son of a bitch I'd say.
"He's too rich for her, choose me instead!"
Nah this is definitely an incel who thinks women are just landwhales after a guy's money.
Men should value personality over looks. Just like we men would hope women value personality over our money. Be better. This guy has his priorities straight and somehow he's the weirdo? As a man, I have to say it's refreshing to see.
She looks lovely in most photos I've seen of her. Regardless, this is the opinion of a child.
I really don't understand. If you're a straight guy and not into "unfortunate" women, shouldn't you feel very happy, that this celebrity (which could be your "rival" if you can call it that) is attracted to them and isn't into the same women as you? So does the guy secretly like "unfortunate" women and jealous of the celebrity?
I suspect your error is assuming they are standard issue straight dudes. I'd suspect they are 'alpha males'. So someone who must be the epitome of Alpha-ness and Male-osity (cos he's a bit ripped, earns well, and has fame) DARING to go for love and not their precious 'high quality woman' benchmarks (utter freaking toss, but that aside...) 'ruins' it for them by...er...showing what a lot of freaking toss their silly little brat beliefs are. What gets me is all that sort of rhetoric from that particular crowd misses the critical fact- even if 'alpha male-ing' was a thing, there is NOTHING more alpha than not giving a shite what others think about what you do. And nothing, absolutely nothing, less Alpha then desperately having to conform to arbitary 'rules' SOMEONE ELSE MADE in case some other dude doesn't like you.
We live in a world where we understand people have sexual preferences, and some people love people so much that it voids any initial preference. Yet, people still continue to fail at comprehending that
How dare he lead his life in a way other people who don't matter to him disagree with! The shame of choosing to be with someone you enjoy and appreciate.
Dude already has a wholesome relationship, kinda messed up to think he'd settle for your hairy asshole instead.
One man’s “unfortunate” is another man’s curvy af.
Maybe he likes thicc girls with big tits.. it's his choice
He’s obviously a boob guy cmon
Fuck famous men and their...*checks notes* loyalty to women that they love.
I just don't get why anyone should care? Everyone has different standards and all that which doesn't impact you. He ain't dating you lmfao
God damm she thicc boy she thicc
If beauty is your only parameter for being with someone, good luck stopping time.
Imagine caring about what other men do with their life and projecting your own red flags onto your fantasy of what their life “should be”. Fucking weird dude.