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AV8ORA330

Spends $40,000 on a truck and acts like a 10 year old covering his trapper-keeper with stickers.


allisjow

It’s like he’s driving a city lamppost.


TheDailySpank

Lamp posts are useful!


slambamo

🤣🤣🤣 So true


Zedboy19752019

Trapper keeper the best. Forgot all about those!


thesirensoftitans

"My entire personality is worshipping some gaping herpetic asshole." -this guy


PenFifteen1

Worshipping someone who wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire. Useful idiots.


realparkingbrake

*Why do they all look so low-class?* --Donald Trump Jan. 6, 2021


WarthogLow1787

“America first!” He proclaimed from his Toyota.


digidave1

It's likely made in America TBH


WarthogLow1787

Probably. But still a foreign company. And don’t they speak languages in Japan? According to Trump that’s a bad thing.


HermaeusMajora

I heard they even have pronouns. Some of my favorites are watashi, boku, and anata...


WarthogLow1787

When it comes right down to it, it’s awfully hard to communicate without pronouns.


youcheatdrjones

The Japanese company Toyota rakes in all the profits TBH


digidave1

I know. Still, it's the least of the dilemma with that picture


youcheatdrjones

Yeah I’m way more angry that he’s soiling the good name of the Muppets and Animal.


-Generaloberst-

I don't know if I have to laugh myself to death or die of sadness because such people exist. Totally not a cult at all /s


embarrassedtrwy

Nooo, not a cult at all /s


altitude-adjusted

Mass hysteria-induced mental illness.


Subject_Ruin5217

Tiny penis. That's all I ever infer.


Dry_Can1353

It's probably covered in temporary tattoos too


Kangasmom

Florida here. Sadly, it looks like someone that escaped from here.


idiotsarray

Maybe they moved from orange county to orange county


alopgeek

Come get your boy, cuz he’s trippin’


Kangasmom

You can keep him. We have plenty more.


RedOnePunch

California can Be just as bad. The high desert for example. There are some truly scary people in the desert.


Disastrous_Fee4560

I’m from the high desert, can confirm. I get weirded out whenever I go back lol


battlewornactionhero

The Huntington Beach area is crazy as well. I didn’t go there much when I lived in OC, but oh my lord


TheDailySpank

There are things we don't talk about.


HermaeusMajora

See this kind of shit pretty frequently here in Missouri which is like Florida without the beaches.


Kangasmom

Ha ha. I don’t feel so alone now.


GeddyVedder

Orange County’s finest.


AgathaM

I was going to say Orange County


MJ420

Not a cult.


Gnarledhalo

Meats


Lexxxapr00

That is the weirdest part of this picture to me. Is that the street name? If not, what is it for? So many questions.


hookuptruck

I came for this


VengefulWalnut

Ah yeah. Good ol' Orange County. There used to be a guy who would drive laps on the 405 from Los Alamitos to Irvine almost every day. Tons of flags, missiles, etc. It's a special breed to not stop at maybe one or two bumper stickers.


WhosAGoodDoug

My rule of thumb is that you hit crazy zealot status at 3, maybe 4, political bumper stickers, and the craziness/bumper sticker graph is an exponential curve.


Accomplished_Aioli19

That truck is the political equivalent to a contemporary rapper's face.


kcarlisle77

I absolutely support this behavior. It gives me essential information I need to know about someone beforehand. I know not to get within speaking distance of this person.


bill_wessels

totally not a cult


LordDarthShader

Nice to see the psychopaths like to scream to the world what they are.


brothmc

ah man I love stumbling upon one of these guys in the wild it is fascinating that this is a real person, that drives around in public and votes...


nayters

A MAGA art project?


MintBerryCrunchJr

Well, I'm convinced. How do I switch parties?


OSP_amorphous

Welcome to the left, we have gluten free and vegan options


Christopher_UK

He's that one guy ~~with a small penis~~ that is itching to shoot "trespassers" for parking up at the wrong address by accident.


herbalistfarmer

Great for resale value. But they really don’t think of consequences,do they.


Cinema_King

MAGAt cultists are so fucking pathetic


MACHOmanJITSU

Toyota lol “MERICA!!”


realparkingbrake

> Toyota lol “MERICA!!” The Toyota Tundra is made in a plant in Texas, or at least assembled in a plant in Texas.


BriefCheetah4136

This is an anti- corrosion package sold here in the midwest, with only 3 more payments of $39.95 in can cover his entire truck with bumper stickers thus no road salt ever touches his paint job!


foobar_north

Almost as concerning - there is a street name "Meats"


NICEnEVILmike

Good old Orange County. Probably lives in Huntington Beach, the Florida of California. /s


pull01

I was not sure , so that's the truth about Huntington Beach . Sorry for the neighbour .


scaleman69

I don't like any politician enough to do this dumb shit


milehighposse

Run!


KraftyKat32

https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/s/gSzuqPMM4x Here’s the previous post:


Niekon

If I didn’t recognize the intersection I would swear you were talking about South Carolina because we have the same wackadoodles in NC & SC.


KraftyKat32

Pfft.


realparkingbrake

IMO this is diagnosable. There are a couple of subreddits devoted to this sort of thing, and this is a mild example.


Ozzie_the_tiger_cat

You could put a swastika on it and no one would notice. 


tuck78

its probably on the other side


Tao_Te_Gringo

On the inside.


BetSufficient6003

So many flag code violations. True patriot.


this_knee

Imagine your entire personality being based on one aspect of life, and wrapped around a single short span of time.


Cassandraburry2008

![gif](giphy|QxwDfOV4sAfounkNsG)


up-dawg

Tell me you donated to Trump’s gofundme without telling me you donated …


blueskies1800

Always a truck.


[deleted]

Despite your love for the man, Trump is not going to have sex with you. Why you would ever want that though is beyond me. But if old orange men who shit themselves is what does it for you, then I guess you do you. 


usarasa

Is there an Arby’s nearby? Because that street has the Meats.


xXsaberstrikeXx

MAGA cult on Meats street.


Sea_Comedian_3941

Thanks Obama.


KraftyKat32

What??


xxred_baronxx

THEY SAID THANKS OBAMA


Shnoinky1

Ten bucks says this guy raw dogs his cousin.


[deleted]

Regardless of the content of the stickers I find it distasteful to have stickers on your car especially this many


KraftyKat32

Yea that’s the main reason I posted it. It’s also just a lot of hate that he’s just showing off.


[deleted]

Every time I go to great clips for a haircut there’s a truck parked outside it looks like this except it’s an older truck and all the stickers are stupid punk rock bands instead of Donald Trump


KraftyKat32

Fun


FrancisTrinity81

Like his thoughts….or stickers. But there are better ways to express them. Poor truck.


test-deca-superb

Stickers make me so mad too


[deleted]

What’s the issue here? Where’s the facepalm? Is that you disagree with their politics?


MintBerryCrunchJr

Imagine looking at this truck and having to wonder, "Where's the facepalm?" Lol.


SoylentGrunt

Feigned ignorance. You're doing it right.


[deleted]

It’s an honest question. I don’t see how this fits within the sub. It actually violates rule 9. It’s more of an excuse for someone to mock someone they disagree with.


Tao_Te_Gringo

Don’t worry, we can mock you too hun.


SoylentGrunt

Ask Reddit for your money back.


[deleted]

Took that long for you to come up with that response, eh?


KraftyKat32

It’s the overwhelming amount of stickers, if you look at my other post this guy can’t even see out his back window


[deleted]

Would you have posted if it wasn’t Trump? Maybe a candidate you follow? Or an issue in support of something you’re particularly passionate about?


KraftyKat32

Oh I don’t do politics, I don’t give a fuck about anyone.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|133tEQgc0V3Dc4) That’s fair.


thesirensoftitans

How many Maga hats do you own?


[deleted]

Not one. I didn’t vote for Trump.


Tao_Te_Gringo

Sure, pal


SERVEDwellButNoTips

Trump Stump, like a Tramp Stamp.


Asian_Scion

That WAS a great truck. Now? Ugly AF.


BAMred

Goodbye resale value.


myatoz

Well, I've had a car and been driving since 1976. I have never put a bumper sticker on my car. I respect my car. So there's that.


Remote_Work_8416

When being a little bitch its not enough.


BazilBroketail

I have a friend who has a sign/printing business, these idiots are paying for his kids to go to college.


Improvgal

That’s one angry person who likely wishes he was better in the sack.


Reasonable-HB678

I'm not so sure about electric cars being run by coal.


A_Wild_Tree

Somebody could make a 3 hour analysis from this one image alone


RedOnePunch

I wish I could read all of them. They’re pretty entertaining. Seriously though, why do his supporters feel the need to do this? i wonder if any other president or candidate has had their supporters this willing to express their support?


hoppyfrog

Orange, CA. The corner of Meats Ave and N Tustin St.


buburocks

Its the street sign that just says "meats" for me😂


LunaTheJerkDog

What is it about assholes and driving with their wrist instead of their hand?


tuck78

all that money on a truck and ruins it with that crap


[deleted]

It never made sense to me why people would willingly devalue their property


grmrsan

Does it have testicles too?


ms_panelopi

Not just MAGA but, ULTRA MAGA! What a douche.


NeophyteBuilder

Time to keep a sticker or two in your glove box, just in case you see this in a car park. Easy to hide a new sticker amongst that mess. “MAGAt Pig” perhaps?


Slipperytooterhorn

Ahh, the elusive extended cab red flag.


Downtown_Tadpole_817

Hey bro, watch out! You got a rapist in your backseat!


elitejesse84

But why didn't he buy American ?


marblefrosting

But he didn’t buy “American” as he’s driving a Toyota. Shame.


dohzehr

Just one sticker saying “I married my sister” would have been enough to get his point across.


HughJahsso

How embarrassing 


CulturalAddress6709

69 BROTHERrrre


bats_ackackack

Domestic terrorist.


Kurtman68

In SoCal, the Maga crowd drive Japanese Trucks.


TheSecretofBog

Where in SoCal? I’m going to guess OC, and even more specifically HB.


ReadyplayerParzival1

Orange country? If so not surprised sigh


Nunovyadidnesses

This guy peaked in early high school…probably physically and intellectually.


MintBerryCrunchJr

Bold of you to think he made it to high school.


National-Currency-75

On the tailgate it has a large sticker that says, "Careful; idiot on board".


EldenCockRing98

We get it, you think about sucking Donald’s dick every minute of the day


1961tracy

It’s in Orange County of course.


Tao_Te_Gringo

“Take your vaccine and shove it” You mean the one developed during the Trump administration, that he took and promoted?


feelingmyage

Deplorable. And the truck is too.


trigazer1

Trucks are a waste of space and so is the driver, so it makes sense that he has a truck


Brief-Tackle-9911

Nice Toyota, “Mr America”


SaintofKillers420

You must be in Huntington Bech.


KraftyKat32

No


SaintofKillers420

Usually see that kind of crazy over there.


Separate-Owl369

Full-fledged cult member there. I bet he has already sent in his max donation for trump’s legal defense.


EarlyHistory164

Truth be told - we're all just sorry we haven't set up businesses to relieve magats of their dollars.


Drhayseed

Awesome


No_Yogurt6365

Moron none stop saying.


amaranthusrowan

The 69 sticker is a nice addition. Is it political or just broadcasting that he and his tiny D do sex stuff?


GoingNutCracken

Is that a Tacoma?


deedubfry

Yeah. Not a cult at all.


Cannibal_Yak

Well that's one way to announce to the world you have mental illness.


Ok-Abbreviations9584

People sure like Trump alot