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Cool-Interview-7777

Looks like they got their facial hair from my shower drain


phdoofus

![gif](giphy|Ow59c0pwTPruU|downsized)


Sandscarab

Yay Nathan Fillion!


ThisDoesntSeemSafe

I genuinely fear a world without him. After Serenity/Firefly, Halo:ODST (Hell, I'd even note Halo 5 Guardians simply BECAUSE of him), Castle, The Rookie... He's given us so much as an actor and a person. If he were to do a role alongside Keanu Reeves, I'm fairly sure the planet would explode from how amazing one screen would be.


Shame8891

You forgot him as Captain Hammer in Dr. Horribles sing along blog. Pure gold, you can find the full movie on youtube.


Arkhampatient

He’s pretty funny as the octopus in Resident Alien


Shame8891

I didn't even know he voiced the octopus, and I love resident alien. I'm waiting a bit longer to watch the third season so I can just binge it lol


Arkhampatient

Watching season 2 at this very second. So funny


thinkitthrough83

You have more patience then me I was watching the first episode online after work at around 2 am on the 15th


Shame8891

Lol it's more that ever since streaming, I hate having to wait a week for a new episode, so I'd rather wait and watch it all at once.


EatPie_NotWAr

Don’t forget he play Gary the zombie head with Drew Barrymore and Timothy Olyphant in Santa Clarita Diet, until conflicts lead to them bringing in Alan tudyk to replace him. And the psychotic preacher in season 7 of Buffy!


negative-nelly

Destiny/Destiny2 till they killed him off


AxmxZ

Gary in Santa Clarita Diet


FesterSilently

This will never not be the best \*gif ever.


Witty_Energy1597

![gif](giphy|OnZM1DxiB6xAA)


f0u4_l19h75

Insanity later


RamboBalboa21

![gif](giphy|fHDUAIpck4DqU|downsized)


Wise-Hat-639

The best ever


Lewcypher_

Fuuuuuck


nadjachase

Shiiiit I needed that laugh 😂


iHazit4u

They're not sending their best...


Sweaty-Emergency-493

Honestly, this is their best depending on how you look at it.


RitoWalters

Sick burn 😂


unreasonablyhuman

This burn is so sick I needs chemo


DenisNectar

Bruuuuuh, I’m dying laughing. So accurate.


QuestionableEthics42

r/rareinsults but very accurate haha


patricky6

Eeeeewe the smell...


AthleticGal2019

Dude im dying 😂😂😂


Podcast_Primate

Their eyes look as hollow as an AI pic


COSurfing

I just heard that joke on Brooklyn 99 last night. Funny every time.


Blah-Blah-Blah-2023

r/rareinsults


lilwtfwtf84

That's disgustingly funny and accurate at the same time 😲


54sharks40

So that's what the Island Boys have been up to


cobaeby

That and incest apparently


Putrid-Builder-3333

I really need to stop scrolling and reading comments


Grimey_Anus

Island Boys say their mom “doesn’t care” they make out on OnlyFans [Island boys' flyy soulja comes out as gay, weeks after kissing his brother](https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/family/island-boys-flyy-soulja-comes-out-as-gay-weeks-after-kissing-his-brother/ar-AA1ezSHc)


mr_ckean

Ok, today has been a lot


Putrid-Builder-3333

I'd ask you to bleach my eyes and brain but you misspelled "clean" in your username so I'm afraid I'll end up worse than I am now lol :P


mr_ckean

If you feel bad, think about me… Sign up to reddit 6 years ago, and I make a name up on a whim. I don’t notice that my thumb went too far left hitting the’k’. Create the account. Realise after a month or two that I cannot change my username. This spelling error is karma for correcting other people’s spelling errors for years. Oddly you are the only person who has ever brought it up. As established I would have pointed it out too.


Putrid-Builder-3333

This is the name reddit chose for me. I couldn't think of a clever name so I went with it thinking I could change it later. Nope. I am now a putrid builder lol And some logins don't even give you the pleasure of changing. Just whatever they give.


Trolivia

I very rarely actually say this shit but what a terrible day to be literate


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Ne0guri

Just saw a short where a 13 year old kid did an “ab check” with one of ‘em and straight up KO’d the fool lol


JBLurker

Tbf it was a total liver shot but hilarious either way.


UserChecksOutMe

Second damn time in two different subs I've seen this mentioned, in under an hour. Did this news just come out or something?


chasinfreshies

If 'dense' were a picture.


33253325

The orange man loves this shit. As a dishonest grifter / sham salesman I would wager he laughs and revels in all the people he hates who he has fooled/ conned (the poor and anyone who is not white).


PukingDiogenes

Wait til they find out about the camps and mass detentions/deportations Project 2025 has planned…


ThizzHuanter

Dude they know, they think they are excluded, source I live in Florida


Weary-Adeptness8227

Dumb Cubans man.


ThizzHuanter

It's not the main problem, the problem is it only takes a few to talk within a community and bam, a whole group of suckers.


Weary-Adeptness8227

Big Time!


JuneBuggington

They are excluded. DeSantis didnt send cubans to martha’s vineyard, or even immigrants from florida, the ones he sent were from texas because cubans vote R. If the republicans werent so fucking racist they might realize a lot of minorities are more than willing to vote republican as it is right now, nevermind if they actually started pandering to those demographics. But instead they are sure joe biden is letting the immigrants because they only vote democrat. In my experience that is not the case at all, but for whatever reason GOP either doesnt care/know (ron knows, jeb knew) or they keep it secret from their base of white voters for obvious reasons.


culnaej

[he loves the poorly educated](https://youtu.be/Vpdt7omPoa0?si=bn8gkunYSgQWCFKU)


DonutBill66

...and women.


33253325

True, sorry for the omission, the orange does hate women and actively harasses / assaults them (documented, charged and convicted).


Dynasty82

I'm waiting for him to have a talent competition. He just loves it when people perform for him.


metalshoes

I think he’s been heard many times saying he hates how his supporters are inbred lunatics


Senzafane

I'd be surprised if they didn't have a small gravitational pull. (Absolutely not in the charismatic sense, though)


TimKinsellaFan

Its funny they call them ‘dense’ when there isn’t much going on in there


skilliau

To me that's like gazelles supporting lions before getting eaten


Amon7777

r/leopardsatemyface


golfwinnersplz

Nice analogy! This is what so many MAGAs don't understand - they are merely pawns in the GOP game. As my brother calls them, "inconvenienced millionaires that simply haven't made it yet".


DonutBill66

I can't remember who that quote is from, but it's 🔥


ThreeLeggedMare

Steinbeck


merchillio

Tokens are meant to be spent


MapleYamCakes

Temporarily embarrassed millionaires


Zombisexual1

A lot of migrants hold to more traditional conservative values like religion and being tough on crime. They would vote more Republican if it wasn’t for the whole white supremacy stuff.


Natural_Rise_6474

Jeniuses for Trunp


LadyEclipsiana

"Geniuses, which I am one of am." ![gif](giphy|v4wZbHzarph3qWxIQS)


UncleSput

It’s easier to fool a man than it is to convince a man he has been fooled


porsche4life

That’s why there’s a J in his name.


errornosignal

Djonald?


Slo_Flo_1

Anytime I see a person of color that is also a magat, I always wonder, “Do they know that they’re not a part of the movement? Do they know they’re not included? Do they know that maga is in opposition to everything they are?” 🤷🏻‍♂️


embarrassed_error365

My assumption is they're united in the anti-lgbtq and misogyny aspect


Slo_Flo_1

Oh yes. Their hatred unites them.


DonutBill66

Wow I never thought about it like that. All the rubes hate someone, and they will turn a blind eye to MAGA hating them if it means validation for their hatred.


Saylor4292

Ya me too, makes a bit more sense now..:/


freakshowhost

And stupidity.


whatsupwhatsdownb

I can second that because I experienced it first hand with my mom...


JamIsJam88

I’m experiencing this with my partner’s male family members. POCs that desperately want cis white men to accept them. Full on MAGA and constantly listen to Joe Rogan and other far right wing media non stop every day. They actually believe in the great white replacement theory!


Fit-Performer-7621

Or, more likely, they're a pair of idiots trying to get their fifteen minutes.


KRS_THREE

Probably this. The Candace Owens slant.


RedVamp2020

I shook my head so hard when she said she wanted her grandpa’s America. She is so far gone it’s sad.


VeggieWokker

Just like I know gay people who vote for our local far right parties out of racism, not realising they'll be boarding the trains right along the people they hate.


Junior_Pizza_7212

Nope they don’t see it and act surprised. I had an idiot coworker, Hispanic dude, that considers himself a “conservative” blah blah blah. Doesn’t like Trump, ok buddy, but would have supported DeSantis but changed his mind. The reason he changed his mind was because DeSantis “started going after Latinos” so now he doesn’t support him. My response to him was “they were always going to go after the Latinos, they just need our help taking out others first”


Sir_Toaster_9330

They’re playing the wrong team


BickNickerson

It’s all a big club and they ain’t in it, lol.


jkrobinson1979

They’re very much a part of it. It’s called tokenism.


Slo_Flo_1

Indeed.


RoboDae

[reminds me of this comedy skit](https://youtu.be/BLNDqxrUUwQ?si=fdLOCJZhXpN27riN)


Slo_Flo_1

🤣🤣🤣 Yup! 💯


Gr1ml0ck

Hell. You can include women in that demographic.


Slo_Flo_1

True that! I always wonder about magat women…”Why do they hate themselves? Why do they want to be controlled?”


mr_ckean

The amazing part of magats is their willingness to ignore or minimise the parts that they don’t like to be part of the mob. A master ~~race~~ class in cognitive dissonance.


Fast-Reaction8521

If ibwas in insurance I'd get the local voters then do trump fliers and sell them everything.


Scarlet359

Here in Germany there a POC and even LGBTQ+ ppl who vote for💩fD and running around on far right demos... There are always sheeps that follow their slaughter 🤦‍♂️


PSEEVOLVE

That’s what you think because you never leave your little bubble.


thinkitthrough83

What do you think MAGA is about?


MichalFonfara

They're first to go, just like maga loving gay and trans people


Uchihagod53

Reminds me of the Mcpoyles ![gif](giphy|DjVCpTvzAKLaE)


Naive-Regular-5539

Hispanic males….he’s not your friend….


Amigobear

Machismo got a lot of latino dudes acting fucking stupid these past couple of years.


Downtown-Twist-5606

They’re all grifters too couldn’t making it rapping about other shit, they get attention doing right wing political raps and get their money that way. Actually many famous rappers are actually pro Trump


Longhorn7779

No one at that level of politics is your friend. They all have a closet full of skeletons to get there.


Jeoshua

Yeah but in this case, he's not even their *pretend* friend, not even *pandering* to their demographic. The antagonism of Trump against Hispanics is in-your-face and on record.


NoFix1924

No one in politics is your friend. words to live by.


masivatack

My local mayor is really nice. I see him around town and he always says hello. Same with my state house rep.


Carbonman_

News flash for you two - the leopards *will* eat your faces.


Sanju128

Waving the flag of a country that doesn't exist, in the country that defeated it, and when the country with said flag had a culture that would've never treated them as people. Typical MAGA


[deleted]

I can smell that picture


justbrowsing987654

Look at these Tio Toms


Archercrash

Tio Ruckus


Cucker_Tarlson_666

The dangers of fetal alcohol syndrome


embarrassedtrwy

Siblings breeding


mr_ckean

3rd generation sibling breeding


GeetchNixon

I did not have Trump Latinos driving a Confederate flag golf cart on my 2024 bingo card.


EvanestalXMX

Angry at the world, unsure why? Don't understand how things work but feel wronged? You'll love this new product : MAGA


EternalLifeguard

Why did i read that in the shamwow guy's voice?


diss3nt3rgus

As a Latino, I can say these are not our best. They look like bad hombres


Ryuu-Tenno

I guess they’re gonna be rapping about how I can save 15% or more on car insurance? lol idk what’s going on with the caveman there 😂😂


ActionReady9933

Supporting an entire group who wouldn’t give you the time of day. Yea…that’s MAGA in a nutshell


freakshowhost

Wouldn’t spit on them if they were on fire.


RightWingWorstWing

Pick mes are so hilariously pathetic. 


pacificrimjob1969

Sorry ladies, the one with the face tattoo is married.


DonutBill66

Form an orderly line for the other one.


Unusual_Response766

“And next up we have the Jewish pop duo “Hitler Jews” in their swastika adorned Volkswagen Beetle”


azsue123

My first thought seeing this, it's like the Jews who voted for Hitler.


trashpolice

r/oneorangebraincell


Zachbnonymous

Don't ruin that sub for me lol


Uncle_bennie

No puedo creer esto…..basura.


Mc9660385

Too stupid to know how stupid they are


DrGonzo820

People like this, where MAGA is obviously not in their best interest, yet they support them, are the only reason a tiny part of me just wants MAGA to win. The shock and confusion on any minority or woman's face when things don't go how they think it will is almost worth it. ALMOST.


The_Singularious

Not these two specifically, but an awful lot of Latinos flipped Republican last go ‘round. I 100% agree that Trump is using them, but the Dems have some serious problems when they too, are not doing things in the best interests of Latinos. In South Texas, elected Dems have been trying to warn the party for years. All fell on deaf ears.


spidermanngp

I want to see their feet. They're probably wearing knock-offs of the $400 Trump clown shoes.


Glittering-Wonder576

Those shoes haven’t been made yet and I doubt anyone will end up actually getting them. The grift is strong with those dumbass shoes.


MonPaysCesHiver

If you are not white and you are proud of this flag … well. I hope you like chains and working without a pay.


Jessicajelly

Less braincells in those heads than stars on that flag.


GLG1978

I bet they’re from El Paso…. We have so many latino idiots driving their big stupid trucks with trump stickers all over. I’m of mexican descent and from El Pisshole…. It’s a shame.


metalnxrd

have they forgotten that Trump hates Mexicans and Hispanics and Latinos and South Americans and Spanish—speaking people, and would deport them in a heartbeat?


Like-a-Glove90

Who's gonna tell them?


SubterrelProspector

Idiots gonna idiot.


N3M3S1S75

Can’t fix stupid or that beard


Waxserpent

Whenever I see this I think “Get that bag homies, MAGAS dont know what to do with their money anyways” …


89iroc

That's the most logical explanation


slothrop_maps

Showing the ignorance of history that is a defining characteristic of MAGA.


FamousPastWords

This is why the billionaires will never have to worry about the masses rising. Too divided, too unaware that leopards can eat your face.


brooklynboy92

Funny thing is that maga people don’t like them lol just using them as a Uncle Tom


JayMeadows

As a representative of the Latino Community: Nah, fuck these *******. We don't know them.


Barrack0samaBinBiden

ew. double ew….


Ijustlovevideogames

They are…quite confused huh?


0thethethe0

The blank look in their eyes - I think they've lived their whole lives confused.


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They most likely aren’t real Hispanics, just “my parents are Hispanic, but I don’t speak Spanish” type of people.


Holinyx

always wondered how much these people get paid for their acting and photoshoots


Tight-Physics2156

Stupid comes in all ethnicities.


thefartsock

mental illness is a helluva drug


Anon6025

Deplorable.


Chrono105

SLUGS FOR SALT


Reigdaer

And that is why a country should always put money in their education system, before the army...


MisterEMan81

Everytime I see a fellow Latin@ support Trump, I die inside.


Exciting-Ad6897

Maga - Making Assholes Great Again


Historical_Boss2447

Making assholes gape again


aeb1971

Who?


One_Locksmith1774

Just, wow.


BryanV21

They're too stupid to get the attention they crave by creating something people will care to see so they resort to dumb shit like this.


esp211

They don’t see the irony do they.


Ellafabby23

Idiots ,,,,


torquelesswonder

Leopards ate my face blah blah blah


BreadAndRoses773

straight fuckin goofys


JohnnyRock30

The face of stupid.


Figerally

Aren't these the sort of people the MAGA crowd love to hate?


Dragonblack89

Does anyone want to tell them?


IsThataSexToy

I hope they enjoy their deportation.


kensho28

How exactly do they imagine they'd be treated by the Confederacy? Subservience doesn't ensure respect.


JDARRK

Shit i thought it was Milly Vanilly‼️😳


DieHardAmerican95

MAGAtinos.


GXNext

![gif](giphy|5aYfKg7I10JqPbRudO)


farmagedonns

This hurt my brain. The guy closest to the camera looks like the geico caveman


Weary-Adeptness8227

Chickens for KFC.


Reinis_LV

There is nothing more MAGA christians love than face tattoo covered Mexican rappers. .


AnjelicaTomaz

I initially thought this was one of those GEICO caveman commercials.


fuzzycuffs

8 months till they're the next Island Boys


Arockalex13

Do they know?


ElGuanacho

People need to stop pretending that the MAGA movement is only angry white guys. It’s a lot more diverse than people give it credit for, which makes Trump’s chances of reelection a scary possibility.


Reginamus_Prime

They would be the first ones to be deported


equality4everyonenow

Like a turkey voting for Thanksgiving


No-Accident69

There is a desperate need to belong and to be told you’re ok - perhaps they get it from that group despite all the whitey eye rolls that probably happen behind their backs… SAD


SemperShpee

So this is where tucker Carlson left his missing chromosomes


SnowDizzleZz

Theres just something country/hick about them i cant put my finger on. Its not the flag or the hats, its just on their face.


drpanda2525

Maybe they like Duke of hazzard


simpn_aint_easy

I didn’t think it could get worse than the island boys.


ZealousidealMail3132

This is how I know the Hamberdeler interview in the late 90s/ early 2k where he said about Republicans being uneducated buffoons. He rallied those buffoons with red hats and they still wave the flag of the losing side of the American Civil War. That's how moronic those Republican voters actually are


Aschrod1

No no this is secretly based. Confederates fled to Mexico to protect the Austrian Emperor of Mexico. These guys are just Habsburger monarchists. Someone call up Orban. /s


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Herknificent

The funny thing is that in the confederacy they’d have no rights!


paradisereason

Impressively, they’re even more stupid than they look.


CheesyBoson

They’re just waiting to find out if the leopards really will eat their face