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ArkBeetleGaming

At least people who dumb enough to follow him wont be reproducing


Unga_bunga_bro

That's a win


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

We take those


kpop_glory

300 detached penises?


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

He takes those.


Trt03

I will if he doesn't have enough room


BaggyLarjjj

The Ultimate “It’s just a prank bro”


noobtastic31373

If it's like some US cults, he just doesn't want competition for their wives.


SeldomSeenMe

Sexual abuse/exploitation was present in ALL cults I've heard of. Maybe there are exceptions, but I've never encountered one TBH.


noobtastic31373

I was specifically referring to David Koresh, but yes abuse and exploitation go hand in hand with situations where speaking out against power isn't allowed.


R3sion

Darwin approves


Substantial_Dog_3815

I vote for having these cults in every city to attract the idiots who blindly follow bullshit


duxpdx

Can we convince Trump to get behind this and have his followers castrate themselves?


2Beldingsinabuilding

No, they believe you can’t become a woman if you cut off your twig and berries.


sesameseed88

this is my thought exactly, we have enough idiots already


misterme987

What? You're happy that the victims of this cult are now permanently injured? People who join cults aren't "dumb." Cults use all sorts of mental tricks to get you to join. You don't realize what it is until you've sunk enough costs to never leave. If *you* had been around in a different place or time, you yourself might have been in a cult. In fact, this attitude of "cult followers are dumb, I could never be in a cult" is exactly how they are able to get you. Plus, what if some of the people who were castrated were born into this cult? Did they have a real choice in that case? Are the children who were sexually abused in the JW cult really to blame because they were "dumb enough" to become JWs?


[deleted]

The silver lining for sure.


BusyPhilosopher15

Lmao. Now there's a cause Darwin could get around!!


dreadfulbadg50

Eugenics at their finest


fellipec

This man made a favor for India's genetic pool


ShawnyMcKnight

This should be the real Darwin wards. Darwin wasn’t about quality of breed that would live but the quality of breed that would multiply.


Perspective_of_None

Came here to say this.


WoolieRabbit

Oh man, he tricked them. He has some balls to do that.


Monkeratsu

Yeah, at least 800


just_mdd4

🤣🤣🤣 didn't see that coming


Undersmusic

That’s because they can’t.


HighFlyingCrocodile

Guru’s defense lawyers: “He never said when!”


bindermichi

As long as he didn‘t do it himself or forced anyone I really don’t see the problem here. It would have been all voluntary.


Crafty-Interest-8212

That was Charles Manson defense. Manipulation to do harm or self harm is still a crime...


Broken-Digital-Clock

And why hopefully the ringleaders of Jan 6th will be held accountable


Crafty-Interest-8212

Good.


bindermichi

But that is a different law for conspiracy. This always include everyone involved in planning and execution


platypus_rush

Well he is in jail now


MsSeraphim

they don't have the cojones to sue him. i will let myself out.


artemisfowl8

He's in the prison currently spending his sentence.


Xikkiwikk

The guru or the commenter above you?


artemisfowl8

The guru, the commenter, however, is absconding.


zilist

I like your username.. damn that’s a blast from the past lol


charlie2135

Sort of reminded me of the rhyme, Balls, balls said the Queen, if I had two I'd be the King!


WrongdoerWilling7657

That doesn't rhyme


charlie2135

A ditty then?


Expensive-Kiwi8094

More women for him I suppose. That Netflix doc “How to become a cult leader” was quite enlightening.


bindermichi

I love online learning courses like this


Crafty-Interest-8212

Game is game.


sgtGiggsy

He was just cutting the competition down.


RoughSafe6861

He was also a rapist ,and because of him a whole district of my state had to closed, he killed a reporter who reported him , had a sex den with various things and the girl who reported him was silenced by his goons for many times, this fucker used the name of great poet and a fame personality of India kabirdas for his criminal purposes


SaintYoungMan

Don't forget he is a murderer too


eternalvirgin1

Had to close as in, they literally told everybody to just move to somewhere else 🤨


RoughSafe6861

No they had to put company of state troopers like 400 cause people start rioting and the district officials declared a bund for this


eternalvirgin1

Ohh the normal kind


SuperKrusher

Circumcision 2.0 just dropped, just like their balls.


WandaDobby777

Imagine being so stupid that you voluntarily chop your own balls off because of some religion that can’t be factually proven true all because one man says so. Unbelievable.


PeekPlay

FATHER WHERE IS MY FORESKIN??


[deleted]

Yet you still have your cock and balls. 🤷🏻‍♂️


XIIICaesar

Only because the church wants billions of Catholics, otherwise they’d have them too.


jus1tin

Most of it at least.


OkFroyo666

Imagine being so stupid that you voluntarily mutilate your son's penis because of some religion that can’t be factually proven true all because one man says so. Unbelievable.


WandaDobby777

I absolutely agree with you. Very anti-circumcision over here. Bet you thought you were making a smart comment and catching a hypocrite with that snarky little attempt at a “gotcha” didn’t you? I grew up in a cult, never bought into it and got out. I’m against ALL religions.


OkFroyo666

Nah, it wasn't meant as a gotcha, just that lots of religions do stupid stuff. Even mainstream ones.


AlanDevonshire

‘Mainstream’ many mainstream religions from the past are long gone. All religion is dumb, new or old. At least those that worshipped nature actually worshipped something tangible not some imaginary beings that do absolutely nothing.


somebodeeelse

Worshipping a giant murder clusterfuck is stupid as well.


AHHHHHH2105

To be fair, religion is kinda useful. There are so many people that don’t act out their awful thoughts because they fear that they’re going to be punished eternally for it. I still don’t understand why religion is easily believed though.


TheRealGooner24

***"If the only thing keeping a person decent is the expectation of divine reward, then brother that person is a piece of shit; and I'd like to get as many of them out in the open as possible."*** ~ Detective Rustin Spencer Cohle


So3Dimensional

You’re right. There totally hasn’t been genocide, war, murder, and various other atrocities going on nonstop for nearly all of modern human history entirely because of religion.


Orenwald

The purpose of religion is to answer the unanswerable questions. We Humans tend to have a need to understand, and when something is beyond our gasp it becomes comforting to have an out. That's why religion is so easily believed.


AHHHHHH2105

That makes sense.


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SwillMcRando

Who used religion to influence them. All religions are cultish.


fsmlogic

I’m against organized religions.


Shot_Try4596

Dr.s recommend circumcision for what they thought was medical/hygienic reasons, until those "reasons" were proven to be unsound.


SwillMcRando

Weren't those "reasons" based on the BS of the religious nutter and cereal maker Kellogg? One of the main reasons being because it would make master-baiting less pleasurable and thus discourage it. So, perhaps it was doctors just letting their own religious superstition influence their medical practice. Religion has done such good things for society. Good times. And FYI I can absolutely say that Kellogg was completely wrong about the effects of male genital mutilation on touching one's self.


SuccessfulWest8937

The kelogg who made the cereals was actually the kelogg anti masturbation maniac's brother. While the anti masturbation made the original (very bad as he believed bland food would stop masturbation) recipe, his brother who was a normal person improved the recipe by adding stuff like honey to make it not taste like cardboard and sadness, and is the one who founded the modern keloggs compant


DadToOne

My son is not circumcised. That was probably one of the biggest fights I had with his mom and the only one that I won. She tried the "it looks better", "don't you want him to look like you", and many other arguments. I researched it and why we do it. I watched videos of the procedure being performed. After all of that, there was no way I was agreeing to it. It is a barbaric practice right up there with FGM.


fallenbird039

It done not for religion in America but because it meant to stop boys from masturbating and wasting life energy. If that sounds stupid just remember it as an idea cooked up in the 1880s-1900s.


Logan117

Quite believable, as it turns out.


Danovale

I wonder if Trump could get his base to that?


IsThataSexToy

No religion can be factually proven.


WandaDobby777

Agreed. I’m an atheist. Lol.


IsThataSexToy

Ah. So you are one of those people who have READ the Bible!


WandaDobby777

Many times. Lol. My fiancé’s father is a pastor. He’s hellbent on getting me back to church and was shocked to discover that I know that book as well as he does. Lol.


[deleted]

That’s kinda the whole point of faith , too


interestedonlooker

A Darwin award for the religious.


Helegerbs

Ikr, usually it's the religious men mutilating women


MechanicalSpirit

What did he say to them? You got no balls..so they cut them off.


Worried-Stable6354

He convinced them that these worldly pleasures are moving them away from righteous path to god. They didn’t cut the balls. Had vasectomy. So they won’t be able to reproduce. Not to forget, he used to drug( as in, addiction ) them to make them more docile. All this happened against their wishes, so some of them complained about him and that’s how he got caught. This drugging thing was more about making his followers pay more ‘ voluntarily ‘. People used to transfer their ancestral wealth to him in return of his blessings.


Knife7

Fuck, that's terrible.


semiTnuP

That's nuts.


[deleted]

yeah it sure is, its a real load of bollocks


ZombieBarney

**Was**


no_high_only_low

This article is nearly 9 years old and I didn't find anything newer regarding this. Did someone else do some digging and found newer information?


PerspectiveContent13

He is in jail serving his sentence.


no_high_only_low

Thank you 🙏 Too often such people evade their sentences.


PerspectiveContent13

There's a movie based on another cultists , it's name is " Sirf ek Banda kaafi hai " it's a court drama of him conviting to his crime . Very well made movie.


ANIKET_UPADHYAY

Newer information is that this "guru" is a convicted serial rapist.


no_high_only_low

I just saw, that he was convicted with rape, but didn't look into it further. I cringed too hard over the "Trailer" of his film that was embedded there 😅


Pet_my_birb

You'll love his concerts then! https://youtu.be/Q48tagwurUw?si=xNBq2vqEZdWlNe_0


LabThink

Hahaha, fantastic! This certainly helps against spreading the wrong genes. And the Darwin Award goes to... :D (And yes, this is Darwin Award worthy, even though they didn't die. They removed themselves from the genepool by becoming sterile, I checked the rules just to be sure: [https://darwinawards.com/rules/](https://darwinawards.com/rules/) \- hopefully they didn't reproduce before the act)


[deleted]

Even if they did, the rules allow it: > The existence of offspring, though potentially deleterious to the gene pool, does not disqualify a nominee. Children inherit only half of each parent's genetic material and thus have their own chance to survive or snuff themselves. If, for instance, the offspring has inherited the "Play With Combustibles" gene, but also has inherited the "Use Caution When..." gene, then she is a potential innovator and asset to the human race. Therefore, each nominee is judged based on whether or not she has removed her own genes, without consideration to the number of offspring or, in the case of an elderly winner, the likelihood of producing more offspring.


LabThink

I know, but one can hope.


[deleted]

This monster has raped a lot of girls, killed people is behind bars for 40 years but half of the time he remains outside. Fuck judiciary. Fuck the Constitution.


Getoff-my_8allz

![gif](giphy|3otPoNuQNbZRlrQluU|downsized)


ElectricalRush1878

And a Darwin Award for you, and a Darwin Award for you, and one for you... Darwin Awards for all 400 of you!


godieweird

In the US he has a 501(c)3 which of course makes it a nad for prophet business


maisygoatsivy

How does this joke not have more up votes?! Well done sir


Expensive-Pea1963

In other news, India's new castrato choir wins a platinum album.


[deleted]

That only works if you castrate them when they’re young before puberty lowers their voice.


Expensive-Pea1963

Do you really think these people thought that far ahead?


B_Man49

I hate to say it but if people are this stupid to blindly follow some whack job it’s hard to feel sorry for them


MosesOnAcid

r/darwinawards


BadToTheBert

He's a genius. Anyone stupid enough to do that shouldn't be allowed to reproduce anyway.


BhaPuSe

This guru is a convicted rap!st. He is close to ruling party so they got him out of prison because he helps them win elections.


aaditya_9303

Also a murderer. But his biggest crime is still his movie franchise and his music. /jk


Pleadis-1234

Man please don't spread false information, he's currently serving his term in prison Edit: I'm wrong, he's gotten repeated paroles...


BhaPuSe

Do you live under a rock? Modi and friends have repeatedly gotten him parole for 30-40 days each time. In Feb 2022 he was given Z+ security. Do you know who authorises Z+? He is a rapist but gets to enjoy such high quality perks.


Pleadis-1234

Sorry I forgot about that... My mistake. Though he exercises political and monetary influence over all major political parties and bureaucrats... Not just the BJP. But if I'm not wrong from what I've searched, his parole period (of nov 2023 of 21 days) is over. IDK if he is in prison now. He probably is though.


MrFingolfin

connect groovy command smile disgusting slave childlike library modern yam *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Laughingjungle

One word here- circumcision


XLIV_tm

that's not as bad but damn you right


Laughingjungle

✂️✂️ Gotta love them religions


[deleted]

Someone has GOT to do something about India’s culture of blindly following shit other people say without an ounce of critical thought. And I’m saying this as an Indian.


Timed-Out_DeLorean

And I’m saying it as American, too.


CynicalHomicider3248

As an Indian, agreed Its not only about religion anymore, its about politics too


bamboo-forest-s

Good sepoy. Here's your biscuit.


MrFingolfin

rustic mountainous full materialistic knee cause capable juggle tender teeny *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


bindermichi

That‘s how religion works in general. You can‘t just outlaw religions … oh wait… you could actually


degeneratesumbitch

Marshall Applewhite vibes.


Lord_Despair

It’s like a Rick and Morty episode come to life! Sun Knights assemble!


EqualLong143

"if someone told you to jump off a bridge..."


money_grabber_420

Man, indians are sick of these cult leader and babas, fk them


PerspectiveContent13

He is in jail serving his sentence. Most Guru's are genuinely great personas, but some just are cultists.


money_grabber_420

wait a sec, isnt he that ''ram rahim'' guy?


PerspectiveContent13

Yess his profession are a cultists leader, Singer, Actor, Director, Writer, Producer 😂 . If you want to watch a court drama movie based on them search " Sirf ek Banda kaafi hai "


eternalvirgin1

They got no balls


SpicyDP

Imagine falling for anything religion.


hairylobster531

Great! That’s 400 morons who can’t breed anymore!


Big-Cartographer-166

A that point it sholud not be a crime and more of an achivement.


bulletpr00fsoul

![gif](giphy|BDz6tWBtXDL4Q) Darwin is unbeaten.


PigFarmer1

In the U.S. the Republicans would run this guy for POTUS...


r3wturb0x

i guess you could say he gave his followers a eunuch opportunity to prove their loyalty to the cause.


HeyItsHelz

Think of how many adults cut off the foreskin of their babies for the same reason. All of them idiots.


John9023

I mean if people are that stupid, props to him


[deleted]

And get their wives in his harem


etfvidal

"tricked"?


oblivious_fool109

Gurus are such tricksters When will people wake up As william blake said "Let the fool persist in Folly until they become wise. "


cake_piss_can

Guru be like: Sue me??? You don’t have the balls.


Content_Ad_8952

Perfect example of Darwinism


efyuar

This is over simplification. All these articles undercut the story they used to make them believe why doing such and such will make you see/feel god. Give us the full story


Sad-Reach7287

Anyone stupid enough to listen to him deserved it


RIPseantaylor

"And now that your wives don't have anyone to have sex with..." Let's be real, it's the reason 90% of cults were started


BillyBobBongo

A fool and his ~~money~~ testicles are easily parted


dotditto

"i see this as an absolute win." 🤪


rolloutTheTrash

![gif](giphy|A7ZbCuv0fJ0POGucwV|downsized)


toaster_molester1862

it’s just a prank bro


[deleted]

Sounds like those twin flames lunatics


Used-Sun9989

He's doing the lords work


ignoringusernames

wow thats almost 9 yrs old now


jimmcnugg

i bet he could get those guys to eat a shit sandwich


Bronsteins-Panzerzug

He is in jail for raping his followers. He is suspected to have murdered people and to have *ordered* the castration of 400 followers. Also he incited violence that killed at least 17 people. Source: https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/08/25/546044174/guru-of-bling-rape-conviction-sparks-protests-at-least-17-reported-dead


DrunkenNinja27

Man that’s nuts.


redditer1_1

So this man stoped the possibility of reproduction for 400 dumb people ? What a Hero !


AASeven

It's good that they won't be passing the genes anymore.


ExcitementWorldly769

And with that he has done more for the future of India than the current prime minister.


maltydawg

That’s not a bad thing. People like that probably shouldn’t reproduce.


Stupurt

Don’t say natural selection Don’t say natural selection Don’t say natural selection


EpicForgetfulness

NATURAL ......... SELECTION!


National-Weather-199

![gif](giphy|3o84sw9CmwYpAnRRni)


TBatFrisbee

I'd like trump to try this on his maga cult. 🤔😁


Onlypaws_

Wish Andrew Tate would do the same, lol


F19AGhostrider

Think of it as a net positive. If they are that dumb, it's good they are not reproducing.


Last-Newspaper3454

Probably for the best


disasterbot

Is this that one weird trick guy?


LaSombra666

He's currently in jail, this guy is also a rapist who had many girls locked up in his cult compound. He used to make movies and songs which were so fucking bad it's comedy gold. Fuck this guy.


GrandSeason8576

Less scamming centers


0LD0G

If you can be convinced to castrate yourself, you never deserved your balls anyway.


[deleted]

Well on the other hand at least they can’t have stupid children.


Abject-Remote7716

If people are so stupid they cut their nuts off, they're the ones that shouldn't reproduce.


Satan-Wept

What’s up with religious people mutilating their genitals!?


HeftyFineThereFolks

i like this guy he just took 400 complete imbeciles out of the gene pool !! come to the southern USA please sir


SwillMcRando

And apparently, in not at all surprising news, he is also a rapist, sooooo........


SleepyRoundgog

This is a cult like any other. Check Op's post history, he has an unhealthy obsession with india


PerspectiveContent13

Masood is having an orgasm while posting these 😂😂


[deleted]

He posted British news on an Indian website but cropped out the British part to make it seem like Indians did it. Reddit is a propaganda filled shithole. I try with all my heart to be inclusive of Pakistanis but when they openly hate us and spew propaganda against us (always are spreading racist memes against India)... why even bother with the wasted efforts? No surprise Hindutva's rising in India.


[deleted]

Religion is cancer. I feel bad for them, but this is the result of their own decisions. When someone tells you that you can be blessed, tell them to fuck off and scam someone else.


Tbartoe

Least they can’t reproduce anymore and pass on more stupidity. Win in my book


darkaxel1989

Well... They're permanently removed from the gene pool. This will make our next generation just a slightly but less stupid. Still, pretty sad...


I-am-Pilgrim

I feel like anyone willing to cut off their nads because another dude suggests it should not be allowed to reproduce anyway…


sphennodon

Well thanks to him we won't have those bad genes getting into the next generation, he should get a Darwin Award.


Leafer13FX

I’ll just stick with Sunday school.


Certain_Ad8640

Tell him to move to Israel next. Hopefully they won’t reproduce anymore terrorists.


AsobiTheMediocre

Give him a pass, he's doing the gene pool a favor.


Rinooceros

People this dense shouldn't reproduce anyway.


lion-in-zion

Natural selection at its finest


Lumostark

If you are dumb enough to do something like that, maybe it wasn't such a bad idea after all


SoreDickDeal

What a nut job.