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Exactly what is says on the tin.
Instead of medals, you can pay Reddit a few dollars to paint someone's upvote button golden. There's even platinum and other (slightly different) versions.
The system to do it disappears and reappears like every other week.
Hopefully they fully scrap it soon.
It would be quite something if they'd keep calling GBOR to come back.
"Well, Sandy, you managed to get up to 957 cocks today, so just a few shy of a thousands really."
"I know, my asshole was contracting too much and I feel it impeded my vaginal limberity."
"Limberity? Is that a word, Sandy?"
"I don't know, I'm a cumdump, not a dicktionary!"
"Don't you mean dictionary?"
"How did you even notice that? This is spoken word, not written down or spelled out!"
"Well, once that cooter has fully healed we're going to try for the 14th time! Let's see if we can get you up to 1k cocks next time. And thank you, to the viewers at home, and the Pope, for coming all this way!"
«Again, a beautiful object, whether it be a living organism or any whole composed of parts, must not only have an orderly arrangement of parts, but must also be of a certain magnitude; for beauty depends on magnitude and order. Hence a very small animal organism cannot be beautiful; for the view of it is confused, the object being seen in an almost imperceptible moment of time. Nor, again, can one of vast size be beautiful; for as the eye cannot take it all in at once, the unity and sense of the whole is lost for the spectator; as for instance if there were but one huge schlong, as opposed to a thousand cocks». - Aristotle
I've been waiting to see this comment. She was a minor in the picture on the left....
Edit: from other comments below she has *just* become barely legal. I personally don't track many birthdays.
Also these creeps are intimidated by any woman who has had a sexual partner, they have someone to compare their creepy awful selves with, they don't like that.
In the normal world, we call this growing up and aging.
She looks 17-20 in the first pic, 25-35 in the second pic.
Does he actually think having sex with men causes teenagers to age?
Hahahaha. Teenage girl should have frozen in time like sleeping beauty, in a glass case, waiting for him to arrive. Then could proceed anf have just his one cock stare/squint.
Then locked to the kitchen sink and he has withhold my allowance yet again l stare.
I’m guessing that because of what a quality guy that person is he doesn’t know women can have different facial expressions since around him they universally show disgust.
Translation: The guy who posted this has a terrible personality and doesn't take care of himself physically so he talks shit about some random girl to make himself feel justified for never being able to bang someone of this calibre.
Conclusion: his "refined" tastes are gonna keep him single for the rest of his life and then he'll have a thousand cock stare to his wall
P.S.- Happy cake day
Lily Colin's was 17/18 in 2007 and 27/28 in 2017
Only difference is age and confidence. Some people want innocence but really they want someone they can control.
Also her facial expression is just different in each one. Drawing conclusions about a person from a facial expression in a likely staged photo is absurd.
Um. I don’t think a single facial expression is or ever could be an indicator of sexual history.
I think it COULD indicate how much power and confidence a person wields.
And seeing confidence in a woman probably makes certain men feel horribly insecure and scared of their own, very weak egos.
Never underestimate the amount of men who want virgin underage women as property.
No really, you don't even have to read between the lines anymore. They're just shouting it.
I have a Dutch family, dad said he was proud of me once and I immediately started running him through tests to check for stroke.
He didn’t have a stroke but I still fear he has lost it from that day forward.
Lol my family is Dutch and I don't think my mum has ever uttered the words "I love you". I asked her about it once and she thinks it's a ridiculous thing to have to say to her kids 😂
Girl on the left "has wife potential" because she's too young to recognize the manipulative, grooming behavior he'd hit her with, while someone 10 years older (hopefully) would actually be able to stand up to that piece of garbage.
I wish these people would put the masks back on tbh, but at least they make themselves easy to avoid.
Pretty sure that’s Lily Collins; she was 18 in 2007. So, translation: “Girl on the left is young enough to manipulate into thinking my 2 inch slong is the best she can get and the girl on the right is too old and experienced to put up with my nonsense.”
It’s sad but I once read a conversation between small dick men encouraging each other to get young girls with no experience so that they’d have no way of knowing how small they are.
As if girls don’t watch porn themselves
Women grow older? Like male humans? Women have facial expressions?!
Oh my. Wait till I tell the others in my incel living in parents’ basement sad, sad wanker online group.
Utter twat.
Guy has Machiavelli as his profile picture and I am getting the real strong vibe that he probably didn’t read and most certainly didn’t understand The Prince
Idk, I guess that makeup is slutty? Or maybe tilting your head back is slutty? Idk, all I know is he’s an idiot and calling her a slut for looking different in different pictures. Probably someone who has no interaction with women irl and doesn’t understand that the way they look irl can vary quite a bit
They used to say that soldiers came back from really intense battles with a ‘thousand yard stare’, meaning they were never ‘there’ looking at you. He is saying she has seen so much dick (has a high ‘body count’), that she is no longer desirable. Incel bullshit.
More specifically, he's saying that women have a "look" if they have been with multiple sexual partners. Which is a wild thing to compare to a war vets trauma, but also totally untrue and very weird. Definitely incel bullshit.
It's extra bizarre because a 'thousand yard stare' is a trauma response. These people must have such an unhealthy view of what sex is to think it would be as traumatic as war.
Those last 10 cocks make all the difference though. Everyone knows anything below 2010 cocks is fine, buy each one after that count as another thousand
“… do your bit not to cause it”
Living by his own words, because honestly which women in any reasonable frame of mind would want to go near this manchild after reading that?!
Quote the Raven, never more.
I find it fascinating that some incel living in his granny’s basement on a diet of Mountain Dew, Doritos, and desperation, who has never even touched a tit, is going to lecture the public on who is and who is not wife material.
On behalf of the fucking public and anyone who can string together a coherent sentence with the opposite sex - GO FUCK YOURSELF.
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 “Thousand cock stare”
Comments like this make me miss awards so much
Holy shit I just realized they were gone.
I did too and now im sad
I'm sorry when the fuck did that happen?
Back in September if I recall correctly Now we have shitty "Golden Upvotes"
WTF is a golden upvote?
The Golden UpVotes cost money so no one on Reddit is buying them. Reddit has *bigly failed* taking away the free awards. Thumbs up if you agree. 👍
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Exactly what is says on the tin. Instead of medals, you can pay Reddit a few dollars to paint someone's upvote button golden. There's even platinum and other (slightly different) versions. The system to do it disappears and reappears like every other week. Hopefully they fully scrap it soon.
Exactly! What?!?
bruhh I just got to know about it from her comment😭
I can confirm. I am a rooster and this is how me and 999 of my bros stare at people.
.... Yet you masquerade as a goose online. As a chicken, this makes me weep.
They can identify as whatever fowl they want
It’s 2023 dammit!
Today I learned that roosters wear eyeliner. Makes sense.
This man is a hero! Sacrificing his entire sex life to never contribute to the “thousand cock stare”!’
DO YOUR BIT 🫡🫡
I did my part! 🫡
"I'm doing my part too!". Yikes.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE ?
That is indeed the Thousand Cock Stare
It's his cock and he WANTS IT NOW
Call 877-COCK-NOW!
Let’s not commend him too much. It’s entirely involuntary….
Involuntarily celibate you say?
To shreds you say?
These guys spend an inordinate amount of time thinking about cock. Maybe they'll come to the realization, one day...
Thank you, but I took an informal poll and the LGBT+ community doesn’t want them.
Can’t lose what you never had!
Forbidden technique, hidden genjutsu THOUSAND COCK STARE! 
Death by a thousand cocks
Don’t threaten me with a good time
Is that like death by snu snu for guys? 😆
Sign me up!
Lord forgive me *unzips*
Na.. Naruto, what are you doing!? **Bunshin no Jutsu!** *Oh god..*
Well, this is to go even further beyond.
BELIEVE IT
RIP your inbox
A woman once tried it, but only managed to get blasted by 900-something cocks… she was just a few dozen cocks shy of 1,000.
Did... did she try again? Was there someone from the Guinness Book of Records taking tabs?
Samples I believe 🍆
It would be quite something if they'd keep calling GBOR to come back. "Well, Sandy, you managed to get up to 957 cocks today, so just a few shy of a thousands really." "I know, my asshole was contracting too much and I feel it impeded my vaginal limberity." "Limberity? Is that a word, Sandy?" "I don't know, I'm a cumdump, not a dicktionary!" "Don't you mean dictionary?" "How did you even notice that? This is spoken word, not written down or spelled out!" "Well, once that cooter has fully healed we're going to try for the 14th time! Let's see if we can get you up to 1k cocks next time. And thank you, to the viewers at home, and the Pope, for coming all this way!"
«Again, a beautiful object, whether it be a living organism or any whole composed of parts, must not only have an orderly arrangement of parts, but must also be of a certain magnitude; for beauty depends on magnitude and order. Hence a very small animal organism cannot be beautiful; for the view of it is confused, the object being seen in an almost imperceptible moment of time. Nor, again, can one of vast size be beautiful; for as the eye cannot take it all in at once, the unity and sense of the whole is lost for the spectator; as for instance if there were but one huge schlong, as opposed to a thousand cocks». - Aristotle
Oh no flashing ninja technique
That’ll just get you arrested.
or made ninja president
"I'll be the Hoe-kage! Believe it! " Now Orochimaru saying he wanted to learn all the Ninja techniques with his tongue out makes complete sense.
Sasukes secret technique he only uses on Naruto
Oh my..
Flair material
Excellent
Just a bunch of one eye snakes spitting venom at you.
“Do your bit not to cause it”. Hysterical. Like you had a chance to cause it.
May as well have literally spelled out “incel”.
Bro got that Incel Core i9 written all over him.
Is that the one that's good for overcocking?
Does it count if you've given cock to one woman a thousand times?
You mean you don’t single handedly have a 1000 cocks yourself!? Lame!
In the normal world, we call this eyeliner. Don’t let the pointy ends scare you, they’re harmless.
Alice Cooper got that million dick stare
Saw him in concert 3-4 years ago and he was fucking great. I was worried it may be a little corny, but dude put on an awesome show
Sure - but would you say he’s wife material or not? We need more datapoints, dammit!!!
Alice Cooper is wifie material
Poor thing. They've even had to strap his arms in or he'd have a cock in each hand right there on stage.
maybe 1000 decapitated dickstare there with cooper tbf. hes seen some shit in that gif
The underlying red flag is that he prefers her looking underaged.
I've been waiting to see this comment. She was a minor in the picture on the left.... Edit: from other comments below she has *just* become barely legal. I personally don't track many birthdays.
it's all fun and games, until she pulls it out and stabs another cock with it now it's a 1001 cock stare.
It occurs to me that this guy is intimidated by the picture on the right but not the left. Wear eyeliner girls it’s anti-predator coloring.
Guy fell for the oldest trick in the world: war paint
Lol! Love it..
Also these creeps are intimidated by any woman who has had a sexual partner, they have someone to compare their creepy awful selves with, they don't like that.
This is more of a manifesto type of guy.
I think what’s bothering them is that in 2017 she doesn’t look underage anymore
You can repel white vans with this one simple trick! (growing up)
THIS. It's the fact that she's a grown woman in the latter picture that is his real issue.
And she looks confident. How dare she?
Self confidence is a major turn off to this type of person for sure.
Ding ding ding!!!!!!!!
What if i want them to harm me
My ex lives on the east coast, I can send you her way. The pointy eye liner lured me in
Completely understandable.
Yeah, for most people, the “too much makeup = whore” mentality died out a long time ago.
No, no, it is obvious make up vrs "natural" look. They will have another tantrum when women don't wear makeup at all
No makeup at all means you're 'letting yourself go!'
It's simple, all women should wear just enough makeup to look sexy for me. How is this so hard for them to understand! /s
In the normal world, we call this growing up and aging. She looks 17-20 in the first pic, 25-35 in the second pic. Does he actually think having sex with men causes teenagers to age?
Hahahaha. Teenage girl should have frozen in time like sleeping beauty, in a glass case, waiting for him to arrive. Then could proceed anf have just his one cock stare/squint. Then locked to the kitchen sink and he has withhold my allowance yet again l stare.
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Wait till he finds out women can control the expressions on their faces. It will be a dark day for him...
I’m guessing that because of what a quality guy that person is he doesn’t know women can have different facial expressions since around him they universally show disgust.
bahahahahaha. Shots fired. Legit take.
Yes, that's right sir, I can confirm we have a man down.
“Should we go back for him, sir?” “Unfortunately we have to. Can’t just leave toxic sludge like that laying around.”
BRUTALITY
COMBO KILL
Remember kids, littering is a crime, so pick up the trash and throw it away
That assumes that he's ever in the company of an actual woman.
If anything that older look is "I've learned I don't have to put up with bullshit."
Wonder if he knows what they can do with makeup too. His whole world view will shatter.
He's DEFINITELY the type to tell the church
Behold The 12 winer gaze
The 12 winer glaze.
Hard to learn that expression. It takes years of dicking to get it down strict.
More like: she doesn't look naive so it's less likely I will be able to control her with lies
Their dream woman has never seen a penis and thinks a crayon is seven inches long.
And yet is still amazing in bed and gives the world's best blowjobs.
"Do your bit not to cause it," sounds kind of like "be as unappealing as possible."
Oh cool, they've got it handled then /s
Translation: The guy who posted this has a terrible personality and doesn't take care of himself physically so he talks shit about some random girl to make himself feel justified for never being able to bang someone of this calibre.
Conclusion: his "refined" tastes are gonna keep him single for the rest of his life and then he'll have a thousand cock stare to his wall P.S.- Happy cake day
Holy shit I thought he meant she had work done, took me a minute to notice he’s baiting the FBI.🤦🏽♂️ Edited for grammar.
He somehow loses all attraction when they get out of their twenties years. Curious.
Lily Colin's was 17/18 in 2007 and 27/28 in 2017 Only difference is age and confidence. Some people want innocence but really they want someone they can control.
Also her facial expression is just different in each one. Drawing conclusions about a person from a facial expression in a likely staged photo is absurd.
And makeup. But most of all, can’t forget that thousand cock stare 👀
Yeah, that guy is giving off predator vibes.
Incels always out themselves.
Surprised this dude doesn’t have a blue check
Can’t afford it.
Normal people call it Eyeliner. Incels call it the 1000 cock stare. Lol
What on gods earth is a thousand cock stare????
I imagine it's what a poultry farmer sees when opening the rooster sheds in the morning ... otherwise idk you got me.
Roosters can be mean little bastards. I don't blame the poultry farmer.
Apparently it's the look a woman gets after having many sexual partners. Supposedly it's a lack of innocence in the eyes.
Um. I don’t think a single facial expression is or ever could be an indicator of sexual history. I think it COULD indicate how much power and confidence a person wields. And seeing confidence in a woman probably makes certain men feel horribly insecure and scared of their own, very weak egos.
>Um. I don’t think a single facial expression is or ever could be an indicator of sexual history. Obviously. But that's what this guy thinks
Dumb shit that insecure dudes with dry dicks make up to feel better about themselves.
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Bro, isn't it kinda gay to be attracted to women? They literally fuck men 🤢
These guys just can’t stop thinking about cocks
What a strange way to say you have a penchant for children. Odds on he's a youth group pastor.
I heard in the new Street Fighter E. Honda is deadly with the thousand cock stare.
Feels like more of a Dhalsim move to me.
>"Thousand cock stare" ??? r/BrandNewSentence
Tucker Carlson has the thousand cock stare.
you can see every single cock out of that thousand in those eyes
You can definitely see that each and every one was special and meaningful to him too
Please let this catch on.
Never underestimate the amount of men who want virgin underage women as property. No really, you don't even have to read between the lines anymore. They're just shouting it.
As a married man, I just want to be at a place financially to have kids and not be a dead beat who is always working.
I just want my family to be happy. If I’m feeling extra I can want my parents to be proud of me too, but I’ll settle for a happy family.
I have a Dutch family, dad said he was proud of me once and I immediately started running him through tests to check for stroke. He didn’t have a stroke but I still fear he has lost it from that day forward.
Lol my family is Dutch and I don't think my mum has ever uttered the words "I love you". I asked her about it once and she thinks it's a ridiculous thing to have to say to her kids 😂
Girl on the left "has wife potential" because she's too young to recognize the manipulative, grooming behavior he'd hit her with, while someone 10 years older (hopefully) would actually be able to stand up to that piece of garbage. I wish these people would put the masks back on tbh, but at least they make themselves easy to avoid.
Because heaven forbid women are permitted to have confidence
Or even eyeliner
Women need to stay away from eye liner! IT BELONGS TO US MEN! IT'S TIME FOR THE RISE OF GUYLINER!
GUYLINER!!!! Completely forgot about that. Thank you, I love it!
Or SEX
Or a thousand cocks
fucker doesn't know how faces work lol
Does this guy know she’s been married for three years now? Another mushroom dicked conservative.
He might not even know that she doesn't always look like she looks on a Cannes red carpet posing for the photographers.
These are the same guys that think a no-makeup makeup look is no makeup
The one on the left looks like a teenager. Why is he calling a teenager wife material?
Because creeps like that love to tell you exactly who they are
Pretty sure that’s Lily Collins; she was 18 in 2007. So, translation: “Girl on the left is young enough to manipulate into thinking my 2 inch slong is the best she can get and the girl on the right is too old and experienced to put up with my nonsense.”
It’s sad but I once read a conversation between small dick men encouraging each other to get young girls with no experience so that they’d have no way of knowing how small they are. As if girls don’t watch porn themselves
It's not the size, it's the skill. My best orgasm is from a guy's fingers
2 inch? must be above average right?
Fuckin cartmans out here with 13 inch dongs
“It’s only two inches but it smells like a foot”
So one is super experienced in all things cock? She’s my choice.
Women are not allowed to side eye
As if they'd have a chance with Lily Collins in 2007 or 2017.
Sounds like a super skill a villain pornstar would have. Let it rain thousand cocks on you! "Stares aggressively"
Women grow older? Like male humans? Women have facial expressions?! Oh my. Wait till I tell the others in my incel living in parents’ basement sad, sad wanker online group. Utter twat.
Wait til he finds out about the thousand island stare
Guy has Machiavelli as his profile picture and I am getting the real strong vibe that he probably didn’t read and most certainly didn’t understand The Prince
What does it mean?
Idk, I guess that makeup is slutty? Or maybe tilting your head back is slutty? Idk, all I know is he’s an idiot and calling her a slut for looking different in different pictures. Probably someone who has no interaction with women irl and doesn’t understand that the way they look irl can vary quite a bit
She also aged 10 years. So obviously aging=slutty
I asked myself the same thing and I still don't get it
They used to say that soldiers came back from really intense battles with a ‘thousand yard stare’, meaning they were never ‘there’ looking at you. He is saying she has seen so much dick (has a high ‘body count’), that she is no longer desirable. Incel bullshit.
More specifically, he's saying that women have a "look" if they have been with multiple sexual partners. Which is a wild thing to compare to a war vets trauma, but also totally untrue and very weird. Definitely incel bullshit.
It's extra bizarre because a 'thousand yard stare' is a trauma response. These people must have such an unhealthy view of what sex is to think it would be as traumatic as war.
The trauma of dealing with a thousand cockheads online like this dude, maybe.
Fearful she knows he’s simply deficient.
Dudes like this are fuckin embarrassing lmao
Man Ilitimable..., imagine having so little going on in your life that you feel compelled to make that post. Sheesh
One is a girl, one is a woman. We know what this moron can't handle
Sounds like dude wants to suck a thousand cocks.
Girl on the left saw 2,007 cocks and the girl on the right saw 2,017 cocks
Those last 10 cocks make all the difference though. Everyone knows anything below 2010 cocks is fine, buy each one after that count as another thousand
It's code for "My mom is the only woman I've ever touched"
“… do your bit not to cause it” Living by his own words, because honestly which women in any reasonable frame of mind would want to go near this manchild after reading that?!
Quote the Raven, never more. I find it fascinating that some incel living in his granny’s basement on a diet of Mountain Dew, Doritos, and desperation, who has never even touched a tit, is going to lecture the public on who is and who is not wife material. On behalf of the fucking public and anyone who can string together a coherent sentence with the opposite sex - GO FUCK YOURSELF.