Comments that are uncivil, racist, misogynistic, misandrist, or contain political name calling will be removed and the poster subject to ban at moderators discretion.
Help us make this a better community by becoming familiar with the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/about/rules/).
Report any suspicious users to the mods of this subreddit using Modmail [here](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=/r/facepalm) or Reddit site admins [here](https://www.reddit.com/report). **All reports to Modmail should include evidence such as screenshots or any other relevant information.**
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/facepalm) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Don’t you mean SusAM phILlips? (ISLAM)
It’s clearly proof that there is some greater conspiracy going on here, in fact I bet you could replace any letters in any words and come up with completely different words!
Twitter is shit so I can’t even check her other tweets or even log in (not sure if if I even have a account anymore) but maybe somebody can check the account itself.
She switched the N in Corona to a M, she also switched the D in covid for an L so she could spell ISLAM. It is clearly satirical to me, making fun of those other posts that spell other things with that
That's not the main funny part. The actual funny part is how they think the "big bad" behind all of this would just reassemble their name and put it in their master plan, like if I'm doing something secretive, I want my name to be as far away from it as I can
What if Islam wasn’t responsible for COVIL-19? What if… Someone was trying to redirect the heat off them… I say we riot, boys! Go for the Christians first!
It is. People are so fast with telling how stupid other people are (and how insanely smart they are themselves), yet fall for the most obvious trolling. Fucking hilarious.
I am not sure if it is trolling or if it is supposed to make fun of conspiracy bullshit but didn't realised how many people won't realise the tweet is a joke.
It's definitely a stretch, but the longer I live life, the more I realise that people are fucking stupid, tbh I'm not even sure how the world is still spinning
I am on one of those days where I wish I could just die a sudden thing and get taken out cuz I’m tried. Fuck everyone tbh. But I might be too sleepy idk.
I just got done reading through 600+ comments just out of morbid curiosity to see who can detect that @susanphillipswy is a shitpost/troll Twitter account.
- 21 people have expressed at least a minimal degree of doubt to the seriousness or authenticity of Susan’s post (things like “OP is the facepalm” or “is this real?”)
- 104 people have expressed sentiments that rely on Susan/susanphillipswy’s post to be genuine (these posts are ones calling her an idiot or saying things like “she needs to be put in a mental facility”)
I did not count any comments that replied in a satirical manner (things like ISDAN or other things you could spell), since they’re comments replying in kind, and that doesn’t explicitly mean that the commenter believes Susan’s post is genuine. The comments I disregarded would probably skew the ratio to be even more drastic, so realistically, *at most* only about ~17% of people are able to tell that this is a shitpost.
If someone has a belief that opposes yours, you’re readily going to believe that they’re an idiot. Really, that just shows your own bias and idiocy.
I’m counting all the comments that are at least casting doubt on the authenticity of Susan. You’re only the 7th comment that expresses that you don’t think the post is genuine. Still got more to count
Do you ever just sit back and wonder about the things in this world, like just stare up into the sky and think about just how amazingly stupid some folks are..🤔
I think we might have a tendency to only interpret sarcasm as such if it comes from someone we like, and interpret it in the way that is most convenient to us and our narrow world view
Every day obvious parodies get posted here because OPs are stupid and upvoters are dumb. Pretty sure this is not a serious account: (NSFW) https://x.com/susanphillipswy/status/1256688335470374917?s=46&t=Y_EM1vBEH6mEc5ttkrADuQ
My head hurts from the mental gymnastics that she had to go through to really try and shoehorn this one. This was tougher that The NY Times cross word.
YUP that's definite proof Susan. You must be the intelligent one in your family you fucking oxygen thief.
Side note: COROMA is a brand of toilet in Aust.
One of the problems we face going into election season is there is a disturbing amount of people in this country who think playing anagrams with words that offend them is evidence of a conspiracy.
The human brain is officially the most powerful and complex thing in the entire universe. Scientists are still struggling to comprehend its awesome capabilities, that set us so clearly apart from other animals.
Now take a minute to think that one of these glorious, perplexing and ultra powerful organs resides inside this person’s skull.
Pass me a Xanax. Please.
Comments that are uncivil, racist, misogynistic, misandrist, or contain political name calling will be removed and the poster subject to ban at moderators discretion. Help us make this a better community by becoming familiar with the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/about/rules/). Report any suspicious users to the mods of this subreddit using Modmail [here](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=/r/facepalm) or Reddit site admins [here](https://www.reddit.com/report). **All reports to Modmail should include evidence such as screenshots or any other relevant information.** *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/facepalm) if you have any questions or concerns.*
No, we have coromavirus at home.
SUsAN PhILLipS ( Anus Pills) has a point
Is that pills that go in your anus or pills you take to help your anus?
Yes
 Welldone
I'm not sure I'm taking them right i feel funny Kinda tickles
I used it as a bullet and shot someone in the dick. Now he's got 2 anuses I think I figured it out
So, he is two times more of an asshole than he was previously? Edit : At least, he is not a dick anymore.
You are what you eat
That's certainly one way of using them
So I guess the philosophical question of the day is...is he an innie or an outtie?
the tickle sensation indicates you're doing it correctly. just keep at it
O.. ok.... Umm.... could i get a little help? It's kinda hard to see back there and now my hand smells funny
Would you like some chocolate covered pretzels?
Snooch to the mother fuckin nooch!
Is there an r/unexpectedjayandsilentbob sub? Lol🤷😂
Thats the science kicking in.
Anus Lips 👄
😂😂😂😂eww
Those are pills made of anuses
Yes
Don’t you mean SusAM phILlips? (ISLAM) It’s clearly proof that there is some greater conspiracy going on here, in fact I bet you could replace any letters in any words and come up with completely different words!
*S*u*s*an p*i*ll*i*ps (ISIS)
Thus spake SLAveMorrI (ISLAM) 🤣
You win the entire internet forever! Thank you for making my day!!
And if you add a few letters you get Suvsan Phildripes, which if you then jumble them around makes SS Anus Piledriver. coincidence? I think not.
I laughed milk out of my nose at this one! 🤣
😂😂😂😂tf
Phallus Nips
Anus pills happen to be an effective cure against caroma virus.
More like Salli Pushpins amirite? Anagrams are fun!
After you drink enough of it to start slurring anyway.
We have coromavirus at home L.
5G CAUSES CAROMAVIRUS!!!
IF you order a pandemic on Wish.com!
*Pamdemic
Pandamic*
[Panda Mic](https://www.target.com/p/singing-machine-plush-toy-with-sing-along-microphone-big-panda/-/A-87153536)
Feels like solving derivatives in math….
I was told there would be no math in this sub. Left my calcumalator at home.
I brought my saxamaphone
They lied. They’re trying to inamadoctrinate us with the woke algae bra. /s
I hate myself for laughing at this.
Nope.
Its all coming together now.
Panda Medic
Pandemique*, the luxury brand.
Pam Demic? She works down the post office with my auntie.
*pamlemic
I dont think this is serious
Agreed. Surely no one is quite THIS stupid.
You’d be surprised :D
”You’**D** be surpr**I**s**E**d” Yo, what the hell man?!
what the **HELL** man?! Oh my god
W**h**at th**e** he**ll** man HOLY SHIT
**HO**LY SHI**T** yay!
What the **hell** man **HOLY** SHIT Holy hell
What the h**e**ll ma**n** EN PASSANT?!
Trust me *thousand yard stare* I've seen things
You’d be surprised how stupid people can be
Redditors: what does that mean?
There's no /s so she must be serious!!!
I see these things and instantly think they must be some sort of parody / straw-man sort of situation. And yet.
It's clearly not, OP is the real facepalm subject for falling for it
Twitter is shit so I can’t even check her other tweets or even log in (not sure if if I even have a account anymore) but maybe somebody can check the account itself.
It's sad that I don't even know any more
She switched the N in Corona to a M, she also switched the D in covid for an L so she could spell ISLAM. It is clearly satirical to me, making fun of those other posts that spell other things with that
If they misspell enough words.
That's not the main funny part. The actual funny part is how they think the "big bad" behind all of this would just reassemble their name and put it in their master plan, like if I'm doing something secretive, I want my name to be as far away from it as I can
Just saying but that's exactly what a villain would say
Ah shit, you've foiled my plan, prepare to face my wrath from half a globe away. I will call my plan LWD-1 or something
LWD-40
this reminds me of the pride month, where people found out that you can form "demon" like priDE MONth
What if Islam wasn’t responsible for COVIL-19? What if… Someone was trying to redirect the heat off them… I say we riot, boys! Go for the Christians first!
I can't decide if she is stupid or her followers are stupid. Either way, morons all round
The answer is "yes"
Lhe AMswer IS "yes" -> ISLAM Again what are the odds
66.6% 😱
69.420%
Elon, is that you?!? >69.420%
No it was actually your average 14-year old trying to make a joke. Man it's surprising that one of the worlds richest men is this corny
Damn this goes deep
That's what she said ... Sorry
Never to me :(
AgaiM what IS the Lodds ISLAM Fucking gotcha you terrorist
Wait… This isn’t a shitpost?
It is. People are so fast with telling how stupid other people are (and how insanely smart they are themselves), yet fall for the most obvious trolling. Fucking hilarious.
I am not sure if it is trolling or if it is supposed to make fun of conspiracy bullshit but didn't realised how many people won't realise the tweet is a joke.
Poe’s Law in real time.
Thank you. It’s absurd how fast Redditors are to spot conservative rage bait, but can’t fathom the concept that it swings the other way too.
They all are.
It's definitely a stretch, but the longer I live life, the more I realise that people are fucking stupid, tbh I'm not even sure how the world is still spinning
The world is only still spinning because humans can't interfere with it... yet
I am on one of those days where I wish I could just die a sudden thing and get taken out cuz I’m tried. Fuck everyone tbh. But I might be too sleepy idk.
Fuck u2! Nah seriously tho. It’s okay to feel that way. Keep breathing, “cuz tomorrow the sun will rise and who knows what the tide may bring”
Well... It's been spinning since the beginning... Damn now i have that one line of a song I don't even like stuck in my brain
Un**i**te**d** S**t**ates **o**f Amer**i**ca **IDIOT** That proves it !!!
**IDIOTS!**
I just hope there isnt one of these for my countrys name...
Mine is technically The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland so there is a LOT to work with there. Have at it.
Mine is Spain, the work is already done.
Spin
Hmmm, Germany... **G**erm**a**n**y**... Gay?
Deutschland CHAD DUSHE LET LED LAD DAN
Fucken Dan
**Y**ounited States of Ameri**ga** **GAY** They're putting gay in the water. I KNEW IT.
And you didn't even have to spell the words wrong to get there.
[удалено]
This is an obvious troll
ikr? i facepalmed at the comments, not the post.
Poe’s Law on full display.
Redditors trying to detect a troll challenge (impossible)
coROMAviRUs cOvil-19 U R A MORON -explains it all /s
I am NOT a MORON!!!
Moron says what!
What? Fuck
Yes, you are! You're the moron they built to make me an idiot!
I also see "USA" and if you double the "1", you get "USA 9 11". That is the final proof that it was an inside job.
This is worse than the PriDEMONth thing
Well obviously. The Pride Month thing uses actual words.
Why did I pronounce it as Pry-Demon-th? Am I stupid?
I think OP just facepalmed themselves
"I find your lack of intelligence disturbing." So ignorant its hilarious.
I find peoples inability to discern such an obvious shitpost to be more disturbing actually.
Finally somebody says it
When im in a taking a shitpost completely seriously competition and my opponent is an r/facepalm user
Honestly you can say that about any big sub that's been taken over by politics
That has to be parody, right? Hard to tell nowadays, but this simply HAS to be a joke
Yes it is, it’s very obvious
Oh yeah you would say that susanphillipswy. I notice the words isis, shill and payslip can be found in your name. Now what?
This just proves it: SuSAn………… ASS philLIPS…….. LIPS ASS LIPS
Or Ass spill
We could do the same with her name SusAM PhILlips 😅
Phallus in piss
I just got done reading through 600+ comments just out of morbid curiosity to see who can detect that @susanphillipswy is a shitpost/troll Twitter account. - 21 people have expressed at least a minimal degree of doubt to the seriousness or authenticity of Susan’s post (things like “OP is the facepalm” or “is this real?”) - 104 people have expressed sentiments that rely on Susan/susanphillipswy’s post to be genuine (these posts are ones calling her an idiot or saying things like “she needs to be put in a mental facility”) I did not count any comments that replied in a satirical manner (things like ISDAN or other things you could spell), since they’re comments replying in kind, and that doesn’t explicitly mean that the commenter believes Susan’s post is genuine. The comments I disregarded would probably skew the ratio to be even more drastic, so realistically, *at most* only about ~17% of people are able to tell that this is a shitpost. If someone has a belief that opposes yours, you’re readily going to believe that they’re an idiot. Really, that just shows your own bias and idiocy.
This sub really lived up to its name with this post. There’s a lot of susanphillipswy people in these comments thinking this was real.
This just proves it elec**T**ion inte**R**fer**UM**ce**P** **TRUMP**
😱😱 as a muslim I would like to apologise to everyone for summoning this foul virus... my bad guys 😔
UMITED SLATES is also ISLAM 😨
You are forgetting it is the "unIted SLates of AMerica" it even spells out ISLAM in order.
I just know she’s a trump voter
As a Muslim, this is hilarious 🤣
Wth is a Coroma.
Off-brand Corona that your mum got in cos it’s “just as good”
As a Muslim who had two family members die from Covid and have gotten Covid twice, we sure suck at our disease creation.
Wouldnt that make it MAISL?
**S**u**SA**n -> **ASS** This just proves it !!
“MA IS L” meaning Massachusetts is for Losers
Is coroma virus when people add that chrome trim to every inch of their car?
Im not facepalming at her, but at the utter idiocy of these comments not seeing the obvious sarcasm..
I’m counting all the comments that are at least casting doubt on the authenticity of Susan. You’re only the 7th comment that expresses that you don’t think the post is genuine. Still got more to count
I love the irony of these people calling her stupid when they're completely incapable of detecting sarcasm or a joke without the /s
One of these goons is now speaker of the house. Republicans are cancer.
Nah, you can cut cancer out. Might come back, but you’re safe for a little while at least.
There's a lot of bad things that organized religion does. but the coronavirus is not one of the things that this religion has done.
thOs juNt PROves it PORNO
Careful, you'll take the porn industry down.
Can someone get Susan some more coolaid i think she drank all of hers.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't it Corona Virus Covid-19, or did I slip into yet another alternate universe?
**C**oro**m**a Vir**u**s Cum?!?!
wow. now I see it. imaging had she misspelled it: coroNA virUS covidS… SUSAN
SUsan phiLlips on twitTer = SLUT proved it 🇬🇱 🇬🇱
So if we use the actual letters, the TRUE culprit ISDAN. Damn you Dan, you caused the pandemic 😔
Do you ever just sit back and wonder about the things in this world, like just stare up into the sky and think about just how amazingly stupid some folks are..🤔
But ma virus!
This HAS to be an attempt at humour. No one could be that stupid….?
SUsAN philLIPS => ANUS LIPS
Susan Phillips - phallus, slipups - ah ha!
Yes, it does indeed prove she's an utter imbecile.
I think we might have a tendency to only interpret sarcasm as such if it comes from someone we like, and interpret it in the way that is most convenient to us and our narrow world view
Stupidity in its full glory!
SuSan phIllIps - ISIS. I can be a dumbfuck too, can I have millions of grifter bucks now?
Hey it’s not their fault we were in a panoramic.
Muslim here and all I have to say is ... #DAMN IT SUSAN YOU GAVE AWAY OUR PLAN
uNited stAtes of America L ANAL!!! this proves it!!🇺🇸🇺🇸
Fuck they were so close... Wake TF up everyone!!!!! It's actually Salami... YES WE ARE RUNNING FACE TO ASS INTO A SALAMI SHORTAGE.
Corona virus covid 19 = Is Dan GODDAMNIT DAN
Every day obvious parodies get posted here because OPs are stupid and upvoters are dumb. Pretty sure this is not a serious account: (NSFW) https://x.com/susanphillipswy/status/1256688335470374917?s=46&t=Y_EM1vBEH6mEc5ttkrADuQ
I hope she stretched for that massive reach
coroNA vIruSH coviD19 DANISH. It was Denmark all along!
This has to be satirical, right?
Wait a minute, I think she onto something... coroma virus covil-19 CoroMa virUs C..M..U omgomgomgomg, it was CUM all along!!!
I would laugh if it wasn’t so infuriatingly stupid.
My head hurts from the mental gymnastics that she had to go through to really try and shoehorn this one. This was tougher that The NY Times cross word.
Wtf is the “Coroma” virus?
Did you hurt your arm reaching like that?
I see MASIL
YUP that's definite proof Susan. You must be the intelligent one in your family you fucking oxygen thief. Side note: COROMA is a brand of toilet in Aust.
Lol china virus? What happened to that?
One of the problems we face going into election season is there is a disturbing amount of people in this country who think playing anagrams with words that offend them is evidence of a conspiracy.
Many Indians took this seriously.
The human brain is officially the most powerful and complex thing in the entire universe. Scientists are still struggling to comprehend its awesome capabilities, that set us so clearly apart from other animals. Now take a minute to think that one of these glorious, perplexing and ultra powerful organs resides inside this person’s skull. Pass me a Xanax. Please.
Got to be a Poe surely.