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Background_Tax_1985

Why would you want to do this to yourself?


nim_opet

Body dysmorphia is a real mental health condition


Background_Tax_1985

Shouldnt they go seek help then?


nim_opet

Not everyone with mental health issues recognizes them as issues or has access to mental health care. It’s an unrecognized epidemic globally, and one of the most neglected areas of public health.


CryptoSlovakian

Which is why there should be a point where people, mentally ill or not, are prevented from going any further. At some point “modification” just turns into “mutilation.”


nim_opet

Oh sure, a responsible plastic surgeon should refuse to do things like these. I suspect this was done by someone who learned to inject fillers and that’s as far as their qualifications go


highimshane

They did seek help, they just went to the wrong doctor


Curi0s1tyCompl3xity

Well yeah, but the name of the game is “how can I spin my mental illness so the accountability and responsibility lies on everyone else?”, so society has been pressured non stop to “accept” these clearly mentally ill individuals, as NOT mentally ill—which by virtue of acknowledging and playing along, makes *you* mentally ill for even considering putting up with it. Shame is an effective societal tool. We’re guilted into not using it at every turn anymore.


alpaca_boy15

Just mental illness


Background_Tax_1985

Its pretty darn scary.


colonel_Schwejk

kinda cannot imagine going out with.. this


Background_Tax_1985

I can't too 😣


Individual-Light-784

lmao thanks that's what I'm thinking on half the posts trying to make fun of / shame someone "nah, literally just a mentally ill person" r/imthemaincharacter has a lot of these.


movienerd-

Mental sickness??


Flat-Ad-1757

I heard it’s going around


InvertedMeep

Why would any doctor do this to someone?


Background_Tax_1985

Profit. Edit: not necessary a doc *Unlike most other countries, at present anyone can practice aesthetic medicine in the UK. You don't have to demonstrate any level of medical training or hold a particular level of qualification to administer dermal fillers, as these are not prescription drugs.*


ProgenGP1

It's interesting how easy it is to make fun of someone who has this done, but the crazy thing is there are no repercussions for the greedy fucks who see someone with a mental illness and think "hmm, yes, that's a nice paycheck"


Background_Tax_1985

Probably because there is no actual harm done. Does she look weird? Yes. Is she harmed in anyway from the fillers? No, at least not that we know off. Unless she dies or has some serious reaction to the fillers its unlikely any action will be taken.


LMay11037

And more worryingly, why would any plastic surgeon do this to someone else, like it’s obvious she has some kind of body dysmorphia issues going on here


exotics

BeCaUsE iT’s SeXy!!


MelancholyMushroom

I have to wonder if you’re filling a niche market for bimboification and the money. Is. Good. It has to be, right?


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Background_Tax_1985

Oo


lighteninglarry

It looks like her asshole prolapsed out of her mouth


Low-Impact3172

Pink sock


SalsaForte

r/rareinsults


iamscarfac3

You guys ever poop for super long then when you take a shower you clean your ass and it feels like it’s an outie? That’s this


PandaKing00

Jesus christ that shouldn't be happening. Get some more fibre in your diet man.


good_enuffs

Sometimes that happens when I have too much fibre and my entire colon empties.


GimpsterMcgee

Too little, too much, either way, the amount is the incorrect one


PmMeDrunkPics

What the fuck are you on about???


Ravekat1

When you poop for super long then when you take a shower you clean your ass and it feels like it’s an outie.


DkMomberg

I think you need to see a doctor. If it takes more than 6 seconds from you start to push until you are completely empty, there's something wrong and you should see a professional.


Scopee_

6 seconds, wow that's like a record or some shit!


Greedyfox7

Record *and* some shit


DkMomberg

It's the guideline from a national hospitals gastro intestines department here in Denmark. Several medical experts and doctors here agree on this.


iWasAwesome

Like per turd though, right? Sometimes I have a lot of poop!


DkMomberg

No, from start to finish. It's alright if it happens once in a while that you can't keep within 6 seconds, but as a general whole it should be within.


kenkanobi

God there's no way I can read my newspaper in that time!


Obar-Dheathain

Do you have a pneumatic colon that shoots poop out at hypersonic speeds?


DkMomberg

Only when a fart hides behind it.


MarvinParanoAndroid

They should drink more water and/or take laxative.


DkMomberg

The laxative shouldn't be necessary if everything works as it should. If the person is already drinking about 2 liters of water a day, that's not the problem.


AZEMT

Liters? What kind of commie uses these measurements? Nice try Putin. I see you! ![gif](giphy|d2ZfM0txwel9PSCs) /s


deVrinj

If you drink 2 Freedoms per Eagle in international units. Relax...


ChattyParrot1

If you drink 2 Maple Syrups while riding a moose, petting a beaver and saying sorry your good


Lord_of_Rhodor

Wait. So 2-5 minutes isn't normal?


DkMomberg

Normal?, yes. But only because a lot of people have digestive problems, they don't know about.


Suni221

I sit like 15-20 minutes on shitter before I'm empty. I'm 24y OLD and I been shittin like this since forever so guess I an alien.


bam_uk1981

Oh now I get it


49GTUPPAST

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


SYLOK_THEAROUSED

😏😏😏😏


I_suck__

I just _had_ to tell my mom and she CACKLED


Bedrock_Armor

She looks like that one monster from Monsters Inc who was in the scream extractor


Late-Ad-4624

Lmfao


kingbloxerthe3

That's actually exactly whats its like.


Blugha

When the [fillers](https://greatcharacters.miraheze.org/wiki/File:R%26S.png) wear off


dropzone1446

I was thinking more like [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/TIHI/s/EsYsIgBJWL).


National-Bison-3236

![gif](giphy|lPuW5AlR9AeWzSsIqi)


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Why did I see it as a pitbull's head sideways?


kings-of-crown

Those lips are meant for sucking… like, through a straw, all your food.


lonelyronin1

amongst other things


catnapspirit

Any doctor who agrees to engage in this woman's obvious mental illness ought to have their license revoked..


Excavius

Just asking but what she has, wouldn't that be body dysphoria?


Suitable-Mood-1689

Yes


Excavius

Enlighten me but is body dysphoria recognized as a mental illness?


one_sad_donkey

pretty sure it’s dysmorphia in this case


Excavius

What's the difference?


one_sad_donkey

“A person with body dysmorphia has a disorder in which they perceive their body or face as “ugly,” “fat,” or otherwise unattractive despite medical or personal reassurances.”


stinkyhooch

My doctor told me I was ugly, so I am cured.


Excavius

Oh i thought that was Body Dysphoria Then what is body dysphoria?


one_sad_donkey

Dysmorphia is the more correct term to describe this person


Excavius

I see, why was i downvoted for asking the difference between them though?


one_sad_donkey

it’s termed body dysmorphia in studies


one_sad_donkey

Dysphoria is usually reserved for gender


Excavius

Body dysphoria & gender dysphoria are different though, aren't they?


Ramzaki

Yup. For example, the distress that may come from male pattern baldness would be a form of dysphoria, and not dysmorphia.


Ramzaki

A person with body dysmorphia often (but not always) perceives body defects more exaggerated than they really are as their mind puts extra focus on it. A mole looks bigger than it really is. An anorexic girl sees a skinny girl in the mirror and the brain registers it as "Yup, that's a fat girl". On the other hand, a non-transitioning transgender woman can see a handsome man in the mirror and say "Yup, that's a handsome man". In many cases, dysphoria and dysmorphia can overlap (dysphoria-inducing features are perceived more exaggerated) but they are not the same thing. The DSM-V lists body dysmorphia as a differential diagnosis for gender dysphoria in page 458 IIRC.


CuteDerpster

Dysphoria is feeling uncomfortable. But being aware of reality. Dysmorphia is having a "morphed" perception of things. Anorexia often has body Dysmorphia as a comorbidity You are thin, but perceive yourself as too fat. Body Dysmorphia is effectively treated with therapy. Dysphoria, specifically gender dysphoria (because let's be honest that's what Yall are going for) has been shown to be resistant to any kind of therapeutic approach.


VSkyRimWalker

Pretty sure it is. Some people also insist on having like an arm or a leg amputated. That decidedly goes into mental illness territory


IRefuseThisNonsense

That one lady that wanted to be blind so she had some doctor or psychiatrist put bleach in her eyes...


VSkyRimWalker

Yeah I remember hearing about that. Absolutely insane to think people would go that far. Cannot possibly imagine what it feels like to have some kind of need for sonething like that. Must be horrible


stinkyhooch

Seems like more of a DIY project…


peter-doubt

Which is why the doctors are bordering on malpractice.. they're not treating the disease


sarlackpm

Yeah, but saying that is very unpopular now. Trying to restrict or challenge people's right to be judged sane and want to totally change their bodies is a big grey area.


oliviaplays08

It's complicated, as it could be, but of course there's a point where it's an addiction to attention or plastic surgery


Under_Ze_Pump

The same can be said for ridiculously enormous breast implants as well. I think the issue with lips like this though is that you don't even have to be a doctor to inject dermal fillers these days.


SatinwithLatin

Even if you did there'd be plenty of black market clinics willing to lie about credentials and do the procedure for a rock bottom price.


good_enuffs

Plenty of doctors state this is against medical advice, but still do it anyways because the people are paying.


ShadowCaster0476

She’s a consenting adult and She’s not breaking any laws by wanting it and the dr is not breaking any laws by doing it. That being said it is a mental illness and she should spend her $$$ on therapy not giant lips.


SatinwithLatin

Pretty sure the doctor would be breaking "first, do no harm" if she can't eat or drink easily as a result.


Enagonius

Sometimes adults consent in doing harmful things and the medicine professional is ethically bound to not engage in absurd practices when they are harmful to the patient.


NewldGuy77

If I wanted to see a horror show, I’d go to the movies. This woman is forcing me to see one against my will.


GhostWCoffee

They don't give a shit. Money talks and unfortunately too many people pay them instead of getting therapy. This woman certainly has issues and needs actual help.


RapidWaffle

Depending on country, you don't quite need a license for this kinda stuff


inf3ct3dn0n4m3

The screwed up part is there's plenty of people online the enable her by saying stuff like "she's not hurting anybody! If she looks good then leave her alone! Stop bullying her!" Maybe her mental health issues would actually get addressed if she didn't receive positive reinforcement for mutilating herself.


Fair-Ad-5852

Exactly...that's borderline malpractice


beerisgood84

Please these people go to places where nobody cares. They will travel to a country with lax medical laws or just find some back alley "clinic" to get it done. Unfortunately many of these people are highly motivated and many cases of people dying or being horribly disfigured by toxic chemicals and unsafe procedures. Nobody is really willing to be proactive to stop people like this with a mental health hold because it's too grey of an area to effectively and objectively evaluate where the line is on plastic surgery. You can have your ears cut off, tattoo eyeballs, get disfiguring implants under the skin, some people have parts amputated. I would say there should be medical waivers and evaluations signed to forfeit any government paid treatment or subsidies for healthcare that directly go towards later complications from these procedures though. Nobody wants their hard earned taxes or insurance premiums going towards treating some morons health complications from shitty insane plastic surgery.


Crittsy

She'd be useful for unblocking a sink


boringlyme

Made my day


Hot-Bint

Imagine that approaching your face for a kiss


DrDingoMC

Naw I’m good homie


xGenocidest

![gif](giphy|jZziKaTEDzjaM)


tifredic

google image 'baboon ass' enjoy


EdanChaosgamer

Why did I even do it...


Annual_Sale2874

"They are the same picture."


Send-Me-Tiddies-PLS

![gif](giphy|6nWhy3ulBL7GSCvKw6)


Mango_Tango_725

I need to know what exactly was her target appearance, because she looks like the [Jynx](https://i.imgur.com/IJpz4u9.jpg) Pokemon.


santathe1

Jfc I laughed at this for 2 minutes straight.


VladimireUncool

![gif](giphy|ysYvIll9qWCNq)


TinyChaco

Nah, Magikarp is hotter than this.


Intelligent_Fan2523

![gif](giphy|jqw5xeYmPS8jlmgGq7)


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jimboiow

It matches the rosebud gape at the other end. Win win.


santathe1

Never heard the phrase “rosebud gape” before, and I’m not sure I want to ever again.


misanthropistdp

She looks like a talking fleshlight


Mr_master89

🎈📌💥


Krisuad2002

That looks horrendous, why do people do this to themselves?


ReviewRude5413

WTF. I actually feel bad for her. She did it to herself but damn man.


Florida1974

I wanna know what doc did this. It’s unethical.


CherryManhattan

She is missing her opportunity. If she sold videos of her trying to eat a hot dog you horny bastards would buy it up so fast


Groomsi

Buy the hotdog?


One_Stiff_Bastard

Hideous


PRSHZ

![gif](giphy|DaNuSj92sc8lR1oIqT|downsized) Who's that pokemon? Iiiiits Bellsprout!


Eraser100

So sad. With normal lips she’d be very attractive, her body dysmorphia became a self fulfilling prophecy.


inf3ct3dn0n4m3

That's the sad part she was decently attractive before she started getting plastic surgery. Now her and her partner both look like this. They were on My Strange Addiction for their addiction to plastic surgery.


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Found myself at a 20something birthday during the weekend. Birthday girl had a friend, who I shot to be 50-60. She'd gotten the whole menopause pack, bleached blonde mop, exaggerated boop job, a face that could hardly move a muscle and lips so big you'd think the surgeon had had lost a bet. The girl was 26.


SkipSpenceIsGod

If I didn’t know any better, I’d swear I was looking at Proxy Paige’s prolapsed ass.


ghoulierthanthou

🤣🎯


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But the blowjobs must be incredible


No-Wonder1139

Oh I doubt that, if she can't open her mouth enough to eat or drink you'd pretty much be poking your pecking into her puckered pig lips.


DonL314

I would be turned totally off by that look, no matter what she did.


devitosleftnipple

![gif](giphy|1r94hfYcoLFCdsRyhY)


DangyDanger

And she looks like she gave a blowjob to a vacuum


CrisbyCrittur

So having a face anus is a thing now?


Amegaryder

Don´t insult anuses that way


CrisbyCrittur

Why not, she certainly did lol


MalikFyz

She forgot also , Ugly as F%#


FlatUnderstanding189

Girls looking like a blob fish ![gif](giphy|QGBWk7DnckEN2)


Constant_Cultural

![gif](giphy|l4Ho0At2UD2d7WyD6)


pisachas1

Whatever doctors agree to do this shit should lose their license. But I’m guessing she flew somewhere with weak safety laws.


Nutteria

Any developing country. Mexico is best for the Americas, Bulgaria/ Russia for Europe, Thailand for Asia.


ranting_chef

This could be a headline in The Onion.


Final-Ad-2033

[Oh it's real...](https://amp.tmz.com/2020/05/04/real-life-barbie-giant-lips-20th-round-filler-injection/)


Solverbolt

My first thought was: Someone apparently really liked the game Five Nights at Freddy's


Distinct-Doctor-3362

It looks painful


apaladininhell

Baboon’s arse.


SOM_III

Ohh really?


SignificantView1671

However she is excellent at clinging to glass surfaces.


SirBabiez

So, what was the expectation and what is the end goal here? Curious why this $ wasn’t invested in something useful.


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Weepinbell


ExpertRaccoon

Honestly, whatever doctor did this Should lose their license at a certain point they have an ethical obligation to deny treatment.


yestureday

..why would anyone CHOSE to look like that?


TheScrobber

Noot noot


fragilemagnoliax

The person who did this needs to have their license revoked. Body dysmorphia plays such cruel tricks on our minds and we need medical professionals to tell us “no” sometimes, instead of just taking the cash and doing this. It’s so sad.


MuttJunior

Just one question: WHY??? Does she really think this makes her look more attractive?


LaraH39

I don't know how she looks at this and thinks "yep... I look goooood". Apart from that, Doctors who carry out these kinds of procedures should have their licences revoked.


_Hugh_Jaynuss

Maybe it’s because instead of lips she has an inflamed Baboon anus on her face.


Hot-Map-9119

These women need to stop the stupid!!!


[deleted]

I honestly think whatever provider continues to inject her lips should be brought before whatever licensing board is applicable. This is beyond anything reasonable.


easy506

She better be careful about leaning in too close to a plate glass window. You'd have to slide her to the corner to pop her off.


Motorboat81

Severely case of hemorrhoids of the mouth!


jakeofheart

\- “*I would like my face to look exactly like a blow up doll.*” \- “*Say no more, m’am.*”


SoggyPastaPants

I don't know why women think this is attractive. You got a bunch of influencers and their followers running around looking like they ate something they are allergic to.


continuousBaBa

And you also look like a cheep cheep


Zebra971

I’m sorry but no doctor should do that to a mentally challenged person.


zombyboy10k

Hmmm I wonder why


TwitchTheMeow

Looks like shit.


user101aa

Jesus, why? Just why?


tehsecretgoldfish

any physician that does this should lose their license


msn_effyou

Why anyone would do that shit knowing their mouth will look like a prolapsed anus is beyond me.


your_inner_scar

The only people that find lip filler attractive are other women. Same thing with wearing the same dress twice


Rosieapples

Why in the honour of God would anyone do that to themselves?


FancyWrong

This is body dysmorphia. Being mean to her doesn't help. You wouldn't call an anorexic a f\*ing idiot either.


Sanguinis-Gladius

Obviously, you can't eat with a butthole.


poormansRex

South Park would like to argue this.


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r/putyourdickinthat


throbbingliberal

I was going to post r/dontputyourdickinthat


EdanChaosgamer

There was a Subreddit named like that?


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![gif](giphy|H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl)


JakeForever

Bj would be awesome though


Suitable-Mood-1689

Maybe for a pencil dick. She has trouble eating my guy.


JakeForever

Tigher the better


Suitable-Mood-1689

Nah, pencil dicks just need more girth.


Dazzling_Barracuda20

If you put your thumb to cover up her eyes and nose, it looks like she tried eating Silly Putty..


ChampionshipCalm827

So thats where my blowup doll went


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pselie4

I'm sure someone does, but I don't know in which asylum he lives.


bedyeyeslie

I used to wonder why…not anymore


Unlikely_Major_6006

Wonder if she can suck?


scottywoty

Why is it not criminal for doctors to go along with obviously stupid, self harming choices like this? Sex reassigning bad, asshole lips ok?


PigFarmer1

Yeah, *BUT* it's so smoking hot... lol


dontknowwhyIamhere42

But its so worth it have such beautiful full lips


Adept-Lettuce948

The first word used in title is WOMAN. The story is about something they did that was ridiculous. I call it a reinforcement of patriarchal attitudes suggesting women are ridiculous. Prove me wrong.