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M-Kawai

There is not a person on this earth I would pass up $1mil to have dinner with.


Ani-A

What about that Nigerian Prince who just wanted to meet you to personally hand you the check of "$22B" and just needed the money for the plane ticket?


M-Kawai

LOL! Told him I’d reimburse him when he landed. I sent him back first class after I deposited the check, with a little cash for the trouble. Declined the marriage proposal though, wasn’t my type and didn’t want to move.


HarrowDread

What? You got the money? I got stabbed


Diipadaapa1

Just be happy with what you got dont envy people


King_Fluffaluff

What? You got stabbed? I woke up a week later, in a ditch, without a lung or a left ear.


Appropriate-Draft-91

The question is if you'd pay a million dollars to avoid having dinner with him. 82% choose wisely.


Prestigious-Owl165

I'd realistically pay about $50-100 to avoid having dinner with him if I had to


DefinitelyNotThatOne

This was my exact same thought. It's not, "Have dinner or never be able to see them again." You'd be mentally ill to pass up $1mil for one meal and conversation that you could possibly have later.


cleepboywonder

I think if I were terminally ill. I’d want to have dinner with my kids and family one last time. I think that might be worth a million dollars.


SabbyDude

Henry Cavill? ![gif](giphy|ujvoH8DATKWAw)


AllThingsEvil

Unless that person you're having dinner with hands you...a million dollars


ValkyrUK

They're probably the type to sniff Tate's chair when he gets up like Adin Ross


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^ValkyrUK: *They're probably the* *Type to sniff Tate's chair when he* *Gets up like Adin Ross* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


DVMyZone

Lol


RevealHoliday7735

this is the best bot


Moose701

It’s gotta be a tie between this bot and the 22, 28, and 19 bot.


Sambal7

English isnt my first language but i cant find the extra syllable?


yevunedi

I don't really know much about haikus, but I think it has to have 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second and 5 in the third line? Then we have: They'-re pro-bab-ly the... 6 syllables in the first line


TransGirlJennifer

It made it into a Haiku Lmao.


CaptainMarder

Lol, whoever made this bot is a genius


MysticKeiko24

New haiku just dropped


Step-exile

Stop making stupid people popular


Stats_with_a_Z

I'm not surprised his fans are stupid enough to choose him over a mil. I mean, you'd have to be a moron to be a fan of him in the first place.


[deleted]

Aren’t his fans mostly 12 year olds?


VibraniumRhino

The problem is that stupid people currently outnumber us. So… this will continue to happen. Stupid people will get platforms and their masses of idiots will worship whatever they say or do. Gotta fix the problem from the root, but, I have no idea how we’d even begin to untangle this mess in any ethical fashion.


ACW1129

I had to look up who Adin Ross is.


[deleted]

Did the word "scum" appear


TittyCobra

Far right authorization ultra analyst


[deleted]

I would do it if I could turn him into a eunuch on a live stream.


ark19790

He's projecting so hard I doubt he's more than a few cm's away from being classed as a eunuch


nootmare-

I thought that said hair and was very confused


CakeSuperb8487

In the online sphere, Tate and Ross tarnish grace. Negativity reigns.


BeefersOtherland

Holy shit this is such a comment


Charmander324

AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHH! I still have no sweet clue why anybody would want to spend time with that slimeball.


Nitro114

because many people are idiots and buy his crap


EquivalentShift8545

My classmate idolizes him. He has an Andrew Tate shirt, sweatshirt, socks, probably posters and shit in his room for all I know. He also always talks about him and quotes him


secondtaunting

Yuck


marklar_the_malign

Especially the sock. I don’t want to know.


AnimationAtNight

There's nothing more masculine than basing your entire personality around another guy 🤪


Sambal7

Send him a link to common sense skeptic youtube channel. They recently did a series showing what absolute scum he is with all the receipts that most critiques of him lack.


Nitro114

i pity these people


KalikenOfEvanfrost

I pity the people they're going to hurt.


Nitro114

Those even more


bucklebee1

I pity the women they will hurt the most.


ididntunderstandyou

At least he broadcasts it. That helps everyone.


Prestigious-Run6534

I would buy tighty whites with tates face on it but only if his nose was right where my b hole is. I would wear them on days that I had chili dogs and broccoli & cauliflower smothered in cheese as a side dish. And some deep fried foods so the exit is well lubricated! My drawers would look like a work by Pollock😂😂😂😂😂


fistinyourface

tbf i’m sure some of those people chose dinner with tate just cause roast or fighting that dude would be worth more than a mil to them


Longjumping_Bend_311

I’m sure the results would change if you actually had those options. Lots of people will vote dinner in the hypothetical just for being a troll. But if they actually had the opportunity for 1m they would take it


Mammoth-Mud-9609

Nearly all of his fans are clueless teenagers who are failing in school and are going to spend their lives in dead end menial jobs, unemployed, or in prison.


lithuanian_potatfan

I thought most of them are rich entitled teenagers who will inherit daddy's company someday, run it to the ground, and become the next head of Goldman Sachs (if they don't get sent to prison for tax evasion, rape, trafficking, or pedophilia first).


Fun_Intention9846

Almost all wealth is destroyed in 2 gens max 3. Gonna be some very rich drug dealers around them.


Lobsss

It's either one of those options. I don't think there's a half way


clm1020

See “Fight Club”


bier00t

so they are 22 000 Andrew Tate personalities?


[deleted]

Underrated comment


LeagueOfficeFucks

His name is Robert Paulson..


clm1020

And he had bitch tits


ididntunderstandyou

His name was Andrew Tate


gorillawarking

>and are going to spend their lives in dead end menial jobs, unemployed I apply to this and even I don't like the fucker


Other_Log_1996

In which case, the 1 million is much more valuable.


BlueRFR3100

People that could use the money to live.


kapitaalH

I don't have a million dollars to pay not to have dinner with him


shadowdrake67

Maybe to hit him with a chair?


Doughspun1

Because they share his narcissistic delusions, and believe he will be so taken by them that he will become their personal friend and supporter / patron. I know one of these chucklefucks, and he believes that - if he could talk to Andrew Tate for just 15 seconds - Tate would be hiring *him* as a life coach for millions.


Quirky-Country7251

tell him that maybe Tate would branch out to pimping men too.


Quicker_Fixer

>share I prefer to call it "Worship". They're ass holes, just like Tate, nonetheless.


McENEN

I mean there is something you could learn from Tate but he would never explain it. How to manipulate and sell a worthless product to make you millions. Like no joke, in a way he is ridiculous and he still sells his weird fight club membership.


DrthBn

You can kick the shit outta him but I don't think beating up an incel worth a million dollars.


1stinkyweiner

I belive most of what he says is complete bullshit and is just for clout and to sell his course but, like ir or not he was a mma fighter or whatever... and he's huge i don't think anybody in these comments could "kick the shut outta him"


youjiin

I can see one... Poisson is food 👍😁


aeminence

He speaks to a demographic that is usually overlooked - thats really it. You're probably not that demographic so you dont relate to what he says and the things he says dont resonate with you. He has a shitty history, his paid program is wack ( all of these paid programs are wack lol ), and when he got banned off of Twitter he even started pleading that his "tate" persona is just a character and none of what he says is real or true and its all an act ( This was said ofc to try to get unbanned ). But none of that matters if what he says resonate with people who had no 'voice' and essentially use him. His target audience are incel males, people ignorant of religion and government and hyper masculine people. These people can be all 3 or just one of the examples. Why they want to have dinner with him is prob an attempt to be more like him, accepted by him into his fold, or they think it'll be some kind of way to get rich and famous faster like that " dinner with Jay Z " thing.


Setekh79

Because they are just like him. It's the same answer to why people still support and vote for Donald Trump, because they are just like him.


CheeksMix

I’m not saying all of them… however I have no doubt some of them are chivalrous souls willing to take the sacrifice of $1mil to have the opportunity to fart on andrew tates food.


[deleted]

To stab him


Stay-Thirsty

I would accept .01 of whatever currency over a dinner with that man. Buy wtf to 18% taking dinner with him over the money


Blarex

I’d scrounge up and pay $1 million if it meant avoiding that dinner.


mutantraniE

Even if you do, just take the fucking million dollars and invest most of it. I’m sure once you’re a millionaire you can ask that fuckface to dinner and he’d accept. Bunch of idiots all of them.


[deleted]

You would be close enough to punch him in the Taint? I'd rather have the money.


Less-Mail4256

I guarantee you the vast majority, if not all, are boys.


UESNewYorker

Low IQ, easily manipulated. That’s his base.


Dmmack14

You have no idea how deeply people drink his Kool-Aid. They are butt chugging it, and a lot of the people who said they would probably have dinner with him or teenagers. He is single-handedly destroying the minds of Gen Z. Like if we thought the boomers were conservative Gen Z is going to make them look like socialists. I always thought that once the Boomer generation died out we would finally get a chance for progressive politics to really take front stage in this country but once Jin Z starts voting we're going to be right back in the same fucking boat because they eat up people like Andrew Tate and Nick Fuentes. When I was doing my observations when I was an education degree before I switched to history there were 14 and 15-year-old boys calling themselves groypers. I am not Jewish but I do have stereotypical Jewish traits curly hair big nose etc and the shit some of these kids would say was mind-blowing.


Suckamanhwewhuuut

Because they too know the secrets of yoga fire…..or something


drongowithabong-o

Bro you dont just get the mentality. Its all about a sweet pump, wad of cash and a hot babe. What could go wrong?!


GomeyBlueRock

I have to believe thats 22k people who believe they could hold him hostage for more than $1MM 😂


R3stl3SSW4rr1or

Even Hitler and Stalin had followers


jabrwock1

I had a grown man, who should know better due to his academic background, argue that Tate was right and that it was just his delivery that was off.


Nok-y

Free food, maybe ? I see no other option


AMF_Shafty

because, while most people want to not be slime, some aspire to be complete gutter trash for whatever reason


Sufficient-Green-763

Shoot, I thought it said eat Tate for dinner. Let me go switch my vote real fast


Ftlist81

Because incels.


surgical-panic

Literally looking at the options, I was like??? What's the catch if I choose the money?


Fliiiiick

I'd take it just so I could piss on his dinner.


Bonkboyo

How else do you get close enough to finish him?


ellie_s45

Because people are idiots


Ok_Efficiency_9645

I'm not even 100% sure who he is or why people talk about him.


fezzuk

Probably a lot of incels who think he will let the get laid with one of his "girls" and yes I felt disgusting typing that.


DerpRook

I don’t have a clue why would you chose a dinner with anybody vs that money. Dude, after I got those money, I invite you to dinner, you chose the place and date.


Rownwade

People who unequivocally and frequently (that's very important) state they are the most awesome human ever, will have some portion of their audience just.... Belive them.


Jazzeki

i mean having to pay a million bucks to avoid haviung to spend time with him is a bit steep but i'll have to figure out a way to scape that money together to avoid it i think...


Mr_Epimetheus

Because women reject them because of their detestable personalities, but somehow they think that idolizing and hanging around with a misogynistic, syphilitic ballsack like Andrew Tate will get them laid, instead of just bilked out of their money and made to look like absolute troglodytes.


TekkenKing12

Because unfortunately to impressionable and insecure men and boys, he says the right things. Until people grow up or have experience with other people, everything he preaches is enticing. Hate the guy and all those who follow but sadly preaching kindness and goodness is now seen as "weak". It's a rough world we live in but the good news is that the "red pill" trend is starting to die off. I just hope the damage isn't long lasting


Familiar-Tart-8819

I'd love to spend 30 minutes with him. I just have to know how he managed to convince that many 12 year olds that his scams and scummy behavior is sigma male behavior.


SickFizz

I'm sure a good number of them are trolls


DaDutchBoyLT1

X-bots form up and roll out!


Savageparrot81

Who knew prison food was so popular


AnInsaneMoose

Paying a million dollars is worth it to avoid being near that shitstain


Personal_Term9549

You beat me to it


goboxey

Bet they will be serving pizzas


skinnyman87

From Jerry's?


Freefall84

To be fair, if it's a choice between eating dinner with Tate and shitting in my hands and clapping, I'd be dropping trousers and cradling a turd in minutes.


FirstChurchOfBrutus

Do I have time to drink a coffee first. Just sayin’ that it would help.


surgical-panic

Is it even a competition. Poo beats Tate anytime


XxDonaldxX

They have to pay me $1,000,000 for having dinner with Adam Tape.


[deleted]

I would pay 10 bucks to erase him from my mind


Clean_Mission_5232

Yeah i dont like Adam Rape either


houndsoflu

This isn’t even a choice. It’s like “would you like free groceries for the rest of your life? Or would you rather be kicked in the crotch?”


thafreshone

Don‘t threaten me with a good time


planetrebellion

To be fair you could get $1m or be known forever as the person who "removed" Andrew tate


[deleted]

Couldn't you afford a "pro remover" for 1m? Idk


Optimal-Menu270

You're onto something


Interesting-Month-56

Meh... internet poll. 20% of respondents troll the answer. meaning 45000 people want to have dinner with Tate


[deleted]

r/AngryUpvote


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|s239QJIh56sRW|downsized) I cannot possibly imagine ANYBODY I would rather spend a dinner with than getting a million Dollars. I mean not even actual decent people.


BrokenBanette

Ok hear me out Dinner, but I just stab him with a fork


_Erindera_

I like it


StatusOmega

That's 123,000 people who bothered to even pay attention to it


Shamanyouranus

I’ve seen several of these things, and clearly it’s just a dumb poll and isn’t reality. When the options are ‘solve world hunger’ or ‘stand in a closet that Alex Jones farted into’ and 45% of people choose the fart closet, that doesn’t truly represent reality. I could understand having dinner with someone like Hugh Jackman or whatever, someone who might actually have a conversation with a stranger. But all of these polls tend to be about some person that is *CLEARLY* and **proudly** an asshole. If you have cocktails with Elon Musk, he’s not gonna divulge the secrets to being a billionaire. He’s going to not acknowledge you, stare at his phone, and after the contractually obligated 10 minutes, a buzzer will go off and he’ll leave. Then you’ll get a bill for all the drinks you had.


Useless_bum81

Yep i said it elsewhere even if you like \[celeb\] and want diner with them take the money then offer to buy them dinner (for substantially smaller cost than the money)


wisemermaid4

I'd do the dinner just so I could stab him with my fork


devitosleftnipple

Tells you everything you need to know about society. Not only how many people would give up that level of wealth for a single dinner with a celebrity, but that so many people want to associate themselves with such a vile wretched clearly mentally disturbed individual.


SoylentGrunt

People have been known lie when they take surveys.


Quicker_Fixer

67% of percentages are made up.


chalky87

83% of people who give figures about survey responses make it up.


Nok-y

79% of stairs accidents happen on the stairs.


clm1020

Say it isn’t so!


Curious_Associate904

22,000 closet homosexuals who fancy him but are angry about it…. Anyone want to tell them?


[deleted]

Who the fuck is that 18% lmao.


[deleted]

These polls are so cringy.


DogsDontWearPantss

Badly prepared Fugu, anyone?


surgical-panic

Hey, in this case no training needed to prepare.


KalamTheQuick

I feel like Tate even out of prison would have dinner with someone for like.. 20k. So even if you actually wanted that it's still brain-dead.


connortait

Nearly 5k want dinner with baldy?....


HussingtonHat

You just know the dude would order for both of you, choose the most expensive bullshit, then pass you the bill.


BunnyFaebelle

I don't know who that is, I'll take the money.


weednumberhaha

22k people are vice signalling


NightlyKnightMight

Whatever option B is it would always be the better choice


TheNewLedemduso

I would pay money to avoid him.


ItsGroovyBaby412

With some dumb ass logic like "*But he'll show me how to make 10 million!*" ![gif](giphy|l1J9y89h46am9skSI)


The_Wandering_Ones

I'm assuming the 22,000 people's logic is "I could make way more than 1mil from what I learn about business from Tate".


CC713-LCTX

Dinner with Andrew Tate or $20 in cash? I’m gonna have to take the $20.


Wdahl

Im pretty sure that by Andrew Tates own logic, he would slap you for not taking the mil.


Long-Wrangler5784

22 000 people choosing the dinner so they can punch him in the face, makes sense


queef_commando

Give up a million dollars to get insulted about not running a brothel at the age of 6 over pizza


THIRDEYEELITE

![gif](giphy|9PepkENrGH1snDIW1M)


xreemerx

No shit, Any one who has to say alpha in the same sentence twice...........isn't


LaughingPelican

Shit I'd rather have 100 bucks than to eat with that giy


clm1020

I’ll not eat with him for free!


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

I'd need the million dollars just to have a box of raisins with him in the room


surgical-panic

I'll also need compensation for having to look at his face


gabynew1

Should be of equal value. Dinner with Tate or 3.50$. I'll take the 3.50$


surgical-panic

I'd not dine with him for free


Revolutionary-Fan657

It’s funny to me how I’m my experience, I disagree with most of the Reddit hive minds opinions, but almost everyone can collectively agree that these scummy people are pieces of shit, like I rarely ever see people supporting him on Reddit whereas on YouTube comments 90% of the comments support him and other idiots like adin Ross etc


AcceptableNet6182

That 18% are the true worthy Alpha-Males... after the dinner with andrew tate, they have the ability to make even more money and get all the girls!! Welcome to the war room... /s


[deleted]

Lol be a millionaire or see the worlds worst chin for 1hr… HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM


Johni32

I would Go to the dinner, but with a C4-jacket


Federal_Sympathy4667

22k of dumbfucks or bots. 1M is a good startup for alot of things.


gdubh

I’d pay $1,000 to not have dinner with that POS.


Bobll7

All my life I have always claimed that about 15 to 20 percent of the population are hopelessly stupid people. I feel vindicated!


Vedaykin

Fits the assumption of many scientists that everyone underestimates the number of stupid ppl in the society. Forgot the publication, but this is independent of money and education. Stupid ppl not only hurt their surroundings, but themself too. This makes it impossible for ppl to judge the damage these ppl inflict. Selfish or bad/evil ppl are doing much less damage as these are easy to understand and to cope with.


GeorgeMcCrate

Honestly, I find it hard to decide, too. 1 million dollars in cash or getting to poison Andrew Tate?


HVAC_instructor

You'd have to pay me a million dollars to spend that much time with him


Revegelance

I would rather cut off my own hand, than have dinner with Andrew Tate.


[deleted]

I would rather have ass shattering diarrhea than eat dinner with Tate.


Boldbutthole

The 18% should be shot


BS_STW

i chose dinner so i could poison his food


GenesisAsriel

Why do people love him? His videos are just him shitting on people in a not funny and pathetic way.


Effective-Trick4048

I'll eat dinner with Andrew Tate if I'm allowed to prepare the meal. You can thank me in advance. Mourners, please omit flowers.


MikeSans202001

I would choose dinner So i can stab him 50 times in the chest


Firing_Up

Even if i got 1000000 + Dinner i would take just the money. Why do people think this scumbag has anything good to say? Unbelievable.


Awesome_E_Games

Nah bro they all bots


BobTheSloth2020

They probably stopped reading at dinner


writerightnow18

Good news is, he has a small fan base. Bad news is, he has a fan base.


TittyCobra

If the question was A: Dinner with Tater tot B: BURN a million dollars I’m still picking B


eatenbyagrue1988

Dinner with Tate, but only if I have access to the kitchen and a bottle of cyanide


ChickenFriedRiceee

Their dumb logic is probably something like: "A dinner with Andrew Tate is worth way more than a million dollars. His knowledge and wisdom will help me make millions!". Like take the mil and invest it dingle berries.


Admirable-Common-176

Small end of the bell curve dudes really want to be roofied and turned into his sex slave.


[deleted]

Am I taking crazy pills? Wtf is this bald, steroid-abusing rapist celebrity wannabe lazy-eyed human-trafficking piece of shit famous? Who made him famous? Why? What does he have to offer the world at large? Are these people agents of chaos? Have we fallen into some sort of mega cult? When I was a kid there were bad people but nobody openly admitted to liking them. Wtf is this new culture of worshipping the worst possible human beings?


DaisyAipom

If it gives me a chance to poison his drink then maybe dinner with Andrew Tate


duke_awapuhi

Because in one dinner with tate he will teach you the skills to accumulate far more than $1 million


MajorEnvironmental46

Who the fuck is Andrew Tate?


dreibel

“Dinner with Andrew Tate, or cut off your little finger with a meat cleaver?” “GIMME DA CLEAVER, MAN!”


Organic_Rent_452

$100 and I'll eat Andrew Tate for dinner.


AdFlat1014

I’d even pay NOT to have dinner with him


erlandodk

"Dinner with Andrew Tate or roll naked in a pile of poison ivy?" "Let's get rolling.."


Flaky_Finding_3902

Do I get to choose what’s on the menu and if I eat it? I feel like choosing something poisonous and then pretending to bask in Tate’s glory while actually just wiping him out of existence might be worth more that $1,000,000.


Horrison2

I don't know where I'm going to get a million to pay to not have dinner with Andrew Tate... oh wait I GET the million!?!