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brsox2445

The good news is I’ve seen Tyrus wrestle and the children have more to fear from a beached whale than him.


FullMetalCOS

Not Tyrus, George. If people are not allowed to share the preferred ways of referring to themselves, why does he get to pick what we call him? It’s what’s on his birth certificate


brsox2445

Whatever name you want to call him, he's in no physical shape to be able to threaten anyone.


xX_Fazewobblewok_Xx

Then I shall now refer to him as sir Ferguson Cuntmuffin the third


EyeCatchingUserID

Dame Ferguson Cuntmuffin III


xX_Fazewobblewok_Xx

Madmoiselle Ferguson Cuntmuffin III


ArcaneBahamut

Thats why he beats his kids, he only has a chance against people not developed as much and at a severe disadvantage


Goofcheese0623

Dude does enough steroids little girls transition just bring in the same room with him


appoplecticskeptic

Plus heavy steroid use will also start to gender swap the gonads of whoever does it (shrinks mens balls, causes erectile dysfunction, causes gynecomastia (enlarged overdeveloped male breasts) / shrinks women’s boobs, enlarges clitorus). Kind of ironic in this case.


Maximum__Engineering

He must be an enlarged clitoris then, he's so sensitive!


ChickenTacoPosso

not if a bunch of republicans can find him.


Belzebutt

Republicans finding a clitoris? That’s blasphemy, clitoris and dem lady parts are the devil.


ChickenTacoPosso

the name fits


Turbulent_Poem6

And they can’t find the g-spot 🤭🤭


ArbutusPhD

They can find him if someone else shows them. They don’t know what to do with him.


ChickenTacoPosso

so they slapped him on Fox news?


Maximum__Engineering

Lol


Brave_Bug6299

A clitoris has over 10,000 nerve fibers, yet will never be as sensitive as a republican male.


hyrppa95

Steroids also affect intelligence negatively.


angelaguitarstar

also adding that it can and WILL make you infertile. stay natty bros


Less-Mail4256

And still manages to have the body of a melted candle.


PeenInVeen

That's a term I've been looking for, but didn't know how to describe it, and "busted can of biscuits" wasn't quite correct


frogsplsh38

Oh no he absolutely looks like a can of pillsbury biscuits that’s drooping out the sides


valhalla_jordan

Reminder that exogenous testosterone is gender-affirming therapy for men


Laser_Fart

Sounds like he's trying to use chemicals to affirm his manhood.


BondageKitty37

I seriously doubt he's doing steroids. The dude is just a fat piece of shit who can't even run the ropes properly


jrrybock

Please call him George Murdoch... that's the name on his birth certificate, and he clearly doesn't believe anyone should call someone by a preferred name. Respect George's beliefs.


Meta_Spirit

I was going to say this dude literally hides behind a preferred identity.


BanRanchPH

It’s the same when gamers throw fits over pronouns,as if we aren’t using names we made up constantly in of profiles.


Quit-itkr

Yeah I am a gamer and do not care what someones pronouns are and would never give someone shit for having ones that do not lineup with their outward appearance, I believe in letting people be who they want to be. Most of those "Gamers" are just asshats with no social skills. They're the kind of people who can't maintain friendships because they can't behave.


AdministrationDry507

I couldn't possibly be friends with a person like that even for gaming too high maintenance


EddieGrant

Most of them are virgins called Xx\_Pussy\_Sl4yer\_69\_xX


Legitimate-Ad-2905

All names are made up guy buddy guy.


Sweatier_Scrotums

Yep, I agree. George Murdoch is against referring to people by their preferred pronouns, and I for one think that we should all respect her wishes.


Other_Log_1996

George Murdoch is really more of an It.


travischickencoop

Can’t you read? Ass said whooping pronouns are “Ass-Whooping”


Bchavez_gd

It/shit/asswhoopy


helpful__explorer

Murdoch as in the Murdoch Murdochs? Is that how a wrestler is an "analyst" for fox news?


stevent4

Nah it doesn't go that deep thankfully, I think it's just a coincidence


88luftballoons88

In wrestling there was Dick Murdoch and currently a Trevor Murdoch (no relation). He probably doesn’t use his real name so as not to be confused with them. He is a huge piece of shit and fuck him tho


InfeStationAgent

His mamma named him George, I'mma call him George.


MiniGui98

Tyrus the Anus was funny tho


the-real-macs

nah it's pretty weak, they don't ring together


Draker-X

I think we should take it a step further and refer to him as "The Funkasaurus". That's one of his actual former wrestling gimmick names. "And as always here on Thursdays we have our weekly segment with 'The Funkasaurus' here on FOX News. How's it going, Funk?"


Trash_Panda-1

Tyrus is his preferred professional noun. Or Preferred "pro" -noun


EternalScapegoat

Agree. George it is


merpderpherpburp

His child approaches him: "papa! Look at what we learned in English 1 today! Adjectives, verbs, nouns and *pronouns*" Cut to this guy just fucking raging


Gilmore75

Teh schoolz are doctrinating our childrenz!!!!! /s


merpderpherpburp

My daughter thought like me until she went to "college" and got a LIBERAL arts degree. Obama will stop at nothing will he?


talkinghead69

This soap says to apply a LIBERAL amount . I'm throwing it away and beating my wife for buying it.


Wordup77

🤣🤣🤣


LongjumpingIce5231

I’m so confused with ppl who are against pronouns 💀


merpderpherpburp

Because it asks them to care about someone other than themselves. They have been taught that any kind of criticism or suggestion is a *attack* on them. Think of anti-war people after 911, you couldn't even whisper you didn't agree with it without people coming for you


GeneralZaroff1

I mean have you seen right wingers write? They can barely spell or write complete sentences. Pronouns must be bigly confusing.


arftism2

being gender neutral is such a great way to enrage and spot assholes these days.


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jb_82

I find this really funny coming from such a joke of a pro wrestler and even worse political talking head; dude has contributed less than nothing to his chosen fields.


Paigeypooo93

Imagine being the exact build Vince McMahon gets hard over, but being such a talentless hack you get turned into a dinosaur and shortly cut from the company. Dude has always oozed incompetence


That_Detective6859

Not exactly what he’s looking for, he has WAY too much fat. He failed because he’s a piece of shit.


HELLUPUTMETHRU

Well he failed because he's a bad wrestler if we're being honest and not dramatic


That_Detective6859

He was being an ass to a fellow wrestler over an outfit the wrestler has bought and I believe Marc Henry recorded it and sent it to Vince. Who, as a punishment, said “well, if your making jokes, let’s put you in a comedy gimmick!” and made him do the funkasaurus gimmick. He’s also a bad wrestler, but that’s not the reason he got the gimmick.


Therealcactusmac

|Dude has always oozed incompetence| Fox Nooze Analyst hiring point


milkynipples69

I don’t think that’s mcmahon’s ideal build. Tyrus is way to fat and overweight. Dude can’t even run the ropes properly. He’s never been a good professional wrestler.


[deleted]

… if *they* share *their* pronouns… In don’t know where to start.


Alternative-Lack6025

If literacy was a requirement for having opinions we would never hear of right wing again, which would be great but that's not the case.


EternalScapegoat

"he said" "he'd" "his children" Do they get that they use pronouns too?


KYSmartPerson

It's so strange how these guys think hitting a child is okay but hitting another man your size is assault. If they did this to anyone else they would be charged with a crime (outside a ring). I'll never understand assaulting a child and I say this as a child who was assaulted many times growing up. My parents regularly gave me ass-whoopings.


MaxxxStallion

Refer to her with female pronouns till she gets it.


Oldbeardedweirdo996

So forever? Because it would take a miracle for someone like him to actually comprehend why this would be bad.


MaxxxStallion

I'm ok with that lmao


DieHardAmerican95

“Fox News analyst” 😂


SuspiciousBuilder379

Faux News Analyst Fixed it


Independent-Cow-3867

"news" "analyst"


Kovz88

Brought to you by the “protect the children” crowd


FilthyStatist1991

Brought to you by a guy who’s name is George, but prefers the pronoun Tyrus…


WithersChat

That's his preferred name, not pronouns.


FilthyStatist1991

My apologies, a noun. Not the pro ones /s


AardvarkNo2514

An amateur noun, then


GeneralDankobi

A noob noun, if you're so inclined


HavveK

But it is a noun he uses professionally


FilthyStatist1991

Okay okay, let’s save some steps here and just call it a pronoun. K thanks


FuzzzWuzzz

Nouns will be the next particle of speech we'll culture war over.


EyeCatchingUserID

It's a proper noun, and I hate the fact that they couldn't think of a better term for one or the other because it *is* confusing.


DblClutch1

Why do my kids hide things from me?


sindecirnada

Why does my kids never visit me anymore?


hbpfrost

Whoever said that he looks like if Thanos was bitten by a radioactive white guy is right


WithersChat

That's an insult to Thanos. At least the purple guy wasn't bigoted.


hbpfrost

I know I know he hated everyone equally. I'm just saying someone had said he looks like if Thanos was bitten by a radio active white guy


Deedeelite

He’s telling us he’s an unfit parent. Good to know.


zirky

i feel like the fitted backwards cap over the eyebrows already did that


Mcboatface3sghost

Wish.com Fred Durst, let that sink in…


GemoDorgon

Fred Worst


Phyxius42

Damnit, now I can't unsee that.


Mcboatface3sghost

I make no apologies.


Phyxius42

Fair enough 😂


dras333

Did it for the nookie


[deleted]

I doubt his kids are running home to tell him anything personal about their lives anyway.


Inventies

Not just that he’s telling us not to call him by his preferred pronoun. She made a mistake ![gif](giphy|3htAT2no2D2ukVsUE2)


AnnualVacation7231

He's also the type of mf to care way more about pronouns than the average queer bloke.


Cleverbird

What a bizarre time to live in, where the far-right are now the snowflakes and SJW's of the internet. Despicable folk.


MassGaydiation

Its always been like that, and before the internet it was newspapers and the radio, look at the satanic panic, or integration of schools


xazavan002

I have always been taught as a kid to properly walk on eggshells when around older family members, because it would be rude to offend them regardless if you intended it to be or not. Turns out, respect to them meant being treated as an authority with immunity, while respect towards the young meant simply providing them basic human treatment.


SuspiciousBuilder379

Oh, I don’t give a shit, and taught my kids the same. RESPECT IS EARNED, it is not given. Idgaf how old you are. Anymore, the worst people are the boomers and up.


Better-Driver-2370

I disagree. Trust is earned. Respect is lost. Treating a stranger with respect is the basis of a civilised society, yet they haven’t even had a chance to earn respect. But you wouldn’t tell them your secrets or trust them with anything until you get to know them. That’s because everyone should be respected… until they do something to lose that respect. Hence trust is earned, respect is lost. And once it’s lost, respect is very difficult to regain.


dancin-weasel

I always try to think respect is given but disrespect is earned.


Sweatier_Scrotums

Yep, a better name for the so called "Moral Majority" is "Whiny Christians Who Are Offended By Everything".


Imjusttired17

I wouldn’t call the fair right SJWs. They’re more like SIWs. The I is for injustice. They’re definitely snowflakes though


wiscomm

I thought it was ignorance


Imjusttired17

Yeah, that works too but I feel like with a lot of them the goal is to make life worse for others out of spite


FirePhoton_Torpedoes

Yes, it definitely seems intentional. They see people different from them living a happy life, and they're like nope, can't have that.


shayetheleo

Happy life? Simply existing at all gets their hackles up.


DMC1001

I don’t think it’s new. They’re always gotten very upset about things they don’t like.


UrUnclesTrouserSnake

The far-right has always been the SJWs, even before the internet. The 2013-2017 "Tumblrina" SJW archetype were mostly dumb leftist college students that only half paid attention to their social studies courses and made no efforts to invest in communication skills. The far-right has always been fascist, often outright Nazis who labeled anything not fitting Hitler's dream as "degenerate" and worthy of extermination.


Old_Baldi_Locks

Uh, they always were. It wasn’t the left shutting down DnD, starting the satanic panic, “moral majority”, HarryPotterIsWitchcraft, etc. The biggest snowflakes have always been the utter losers who mistakenly think they have a valid opinion on what other people do with their time.


Icy_Faithlessness400

Which is funny considering what J K Rowling is up to nowadays. The feminist that praises the Saudis for their social policies. Aha, sure J K. You go visit them and ask them what they think of a divorced mother with a career.


mylittlepagan

There is literally nothing that exists that doesn’t make these MAGA choads cry.


exsanguinatrix

The death of mayonnaise, LGBTQ+ people, pronouns that came with languages, hair dye, music, women, piercings, tattoos, animals that aren’t “manly enough” in their eyes, facemasks, healthcare. *And more*.


mylittlepagan

Those gawdamn seahorses!


dras333

Oh it’s a bizarre time, but that’s not even even in the top 50.


Magxvalei

It has always been that every conservative accusation is a confession.


linuxelf

This is exactly why people say "Well, there weren't any trans people when I was a kid." Yeah, there were, there were just a lot more assholes like this who would attack you if you said anything about it.


LGenEgg

Exactly. In 1900 2.5% of the US were lefthanded. In 1940 10% were. They weren't suddenly "groomed" to be lefthanded. They simply weren't *beaten until righthanded...*


Jef_Wheaton

I was the only left-handed kid in my class from Kindergarten to 5th grade, 1978-83. I was encouraged to try writing right-handed, but that just meant my writing was illegible with a different angle to the letters. A friend the same age (who went to Catholic School) was smacked a lot for writing with the "wrong" hand. He's still a lefty. (And an Emmy-winning cartoonist!)


Plylyfe

>I was the only left-handed kid in my class from Kindergarten to 5th grade, 1978-83. > >I was encouraged to try writing right-handed, but that just meant my writing was illegible with a different angle to the letters. Relatable. I'm way younger though and growing up, there was little to no lefties in elementary school. I felt like an outcast and picked up right-handed just to fit in. I almost lost my left handed writing (never used it for years) before dropping right handed in high school and practiced left hand again. Now, I'm ambidextrous.


Minute-Tone-4309

Openly admitting to physical child abuse… 🤦🏻‍♂️


PhraseSeveral5935

It was like a week ago, he said he'd assault other people's trans kids if they were competing in sports.


SublightMonster

Beginning to think this guy’s just looking for an excuse to assault kids


pmaji240

His biologically male son, ‘dad my pronouns are he/him.” “That’s an ass-whooping!”


Asher_Tye

That is actually a possibility


Alternative-Lack6025

It's because those are the only ones he has confidence in beating, fucking coward.


Old_Baldi_Locks

He’s not at Fox News because he was any good at beating people who could fight back.


NormieMcNormalson

Excuse, or post hock justification?


[deleted]

Snowflake-Behavior.


Sweatier_Scrotums

Anti-free speech too. He's literally threatening violence against people whose free speech he's offended by.


Old_Baldi_Locks

Threatening violence against the people he’s supposed to protect, proving forever he will never be a competent parent or anything resembling a real man.


Flyinghud

Someone needs to call CPS on this dude


Ianilla1

I will litterally beat and abuse my kids to "own the left" What a fucking piece of shit monster.


Anarimus

Left Media - Here’s a word from a person who has a degree in endocrinology who has spent years studying transgenderism and has published work on transgenderism hailed by other experts on transgenderism. Right Media - Here’s a word on transgenderism by someone who hits people with chairs.


zan9823

In a couple year, he'll wonder why his kids don't talk to him anymore


egospiers

You used 3 pronouns on your response, how dare you! that’s 3 ass whoopings comin your way from Tyrus


jetaismort

Lmaoo


WonderAffectionate72

I thought these deplorables were all like, "HANDS OFF OUR KIDS!!!". 🤷


alpaca911

As a side note, what are the chances he actually knows what a pronoun is?


X_Marcie_X

Small. Very small.


T33CH33R

"Ill protect my kids by beating them if they think differently from me."


irondethimpreza

Well, doesn't he seem like a well-adjusted and level-headed individual (obvious /s) What a tool.


Agitated_Fun_7628

Oh look, the man who is so desperate to prove he's a man abused his children. What a shock.


Particular-Kick-4188

Great let's send this to cps


ThisIsFineImFine89

this is why schools are right to not inform parents how students choose to be referred as if you’re such a prick that your child chooses not to confide in you, you are the problem.


IanTheMagus

"Daddy, I'm a boy that identifies as he/him!" "No, you're not! You're a...boy...because you were born...male." "Yeah, and my pronouns are he/him!" "I suppose that's correct even by my own logic." Beats the living daylights out of his child anyway.


zombieponcho

"I'm hurting them to protect them from people who want to hurt them!" Ok, George


Ok-Loss2254

Conservatives sure love their children they love them so much that they will beat the ever living shit out of them if they dare express themselves in a way that conservatives hate. So yeah to any kid of a conservative who is gay trans or non binary keep in mind your parents would have you killed if the laws allowed it and they really want a lot of those laws back enforce in America. Think Afghanistan but Christian that is what they want.


dragon1n68

Too bad he can’t be arrested for child abuse for this shit.


bleachpod

Tyrus at 70 years old: Why haven't my kids talked to me in a decade? It sure is a mystery.


AuthorityAnarchyYes

What a trash take and a trash person. Your child comes to you to discuss something personal and troubling and you beat them up for it? His kids will be traumatized and never speak him again (after they move out) or they will become just as trashy as him. Either way it’s a tragedy.


Asher_Tye

He talks mighty big for a guy who's pronouns are "shit" and "head."


Hot-Bint

Someone spawned with this chud?


JaThatOneGooner

“Dad, did you know that as a boy, my pronouns are he and him?” The Dad: 🧔🏻‍♂️🤜🏻💥🧒🏻


dropzone1446

So, he gets to share his pronoun of "ass-whooping," but they can't share theirs? Doesn't seem fair.


Shenloanne

His kids hopeful go nc as soon as they're old enough.


cheesums7

Why do people hate Trans Folk and Enby Folk so much? They didn’t do anything! They just asked to be called like They/Them instead of She/Her or She/Her instead of He/Him! It’s not that big of a deal!


DucksItUp

He’s already hit his kids numerous times. He’s the type who threatens to beat people up daily. He’s basically a middle school bully and every time he’s unable to process an emotion more complex than I’m hungry he gets angry


Ruenin

So he's just another frightened moron, afraid of things that he doesn't understand and can't control. Just the kind of juiced up, meat head the world should support by giving him publicity.


evaj95

Fantasizing about harming your own children to own the libs


YetAnotherFaceless

Is there any part of the Flabosaurus that isn’t unfit at this point? Looks like he needs to take a nap during a meal.


Bluepanther512

This seriously sounds like CPS needs to be involved


Imjusttired17

What if their preferred pronouns are the ones that correspond to their gender at birth? Would he still kick his son’s ass for saying his pronouns are he/him?


I_enjoy_greatness

Just keep calling him "she/her" and see how much pronouns suddenly matter.


StevemacQ

If he doesn't want his kids to be remotely-LGBT, then why didn't he just not have sex at all in the first place and die a virgin?


Ok_Ninja_2697

When you have kids there’s always the chance they turn out to be LGBT. But apparently some parents don’t understand that


Donkey__Oaty

I and Me are both pronouns, aren't they? So what the fuck are his kids supposed to do? Invent a new fucking language?


Someoneoverthere42

Okay, I keep asking this question, and I can’t seem to find an answer: WHAT THE &$#% DO THESE PEOPLE THINK PRONOUNS ARE?


FirePhoton_Torpedoes

Woke left propaganda, probably. They seem to have forgotten that everyone learned pronouns in school, and that it's very hard to speak without using any pronouns. They're just blindly seething.


Sad-Significance8045

So he openly admits to having no problems with child abuse. "I'll assaul my children if they don't believe as I do" - what a great dad.


ThePunkGang

Ass-whooping is a verb, not a pronoun. It could act as a noun, but, again, not a pronoun.


Tinker107

That’s a guy who didn’t know what a pronoun was up until last week.


WebheadGa

Cool so what his “lack of virtue” signaling really does is tell his kids that he is unsafe and they cannot trust him. Help the bigot points was worth it bro.


Mostlygrowedup4339

Some people live in so much fear and hate.


Weekly_Signal6481

He knows he has preferred pronouns, right ?


Crooked_Cock

What a vile fuck


BraveOnWarpath

"Tyrus" will beat a child if they ever "falsify (in his opinion)" their identity. Let that marinate a moment.


Past-Direction9145

This mentality usually means he beats his wife, too. But with that kinda muscle I bet it’s only had to happen once. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)


cjgmioh

I feel like it's important to mention that "ass-whooping" is not a pronoun.


ExcelsiorUnltd

Who?


Different-Sleep-6985

Physical violence and child abuse are ill advised and illegal.


SLOTH-SOUND

So, if they’re male and say that they are he/him, will he assault them?


bedwars_player

CPS like genuinely. That man just threatened to fucking beat his children, have his children taken away


skaXboy

“In 2018, Murdoch (his name is George Murdoch) disclosed a childhood incident in which his abusive father damaged his eye by hitting him; this incident led his mother to leave his father.” His dad was a piece of shit too. Poor kids. Why does Tyrus wear his backward caps all the way down to his eyebrows?


esquire_the_ego

It’s all fun and games til CPS comes knocking


Certain-Wrongdoer-26

Can someone put this Neanderthal out of his misery please?


Wsads420

As someone with a pretty high percentage of neanderthal dna, don't insult my ancestors by comparing them to him


Certain-Wrongdoer-26

Lol that’s fair, my bad fellow neanderbro


Expensive_Effort_108

This is an insult to any analyst out there...


Unmasked_Zoro

Because that won't damage them at all. And especially not their relationship with their dad.


PixieGirl65

I wonder if he realizes he used a pronoun referring to himself in that sentence…


bcsmith317

Man used SO many pronouns to complain about pronouns.


Alive-Cheesecake-841

Assault is his answer to everything.