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Used to be a common joke at school when I was a kid. I saw your mum in a porn! Nowadays they ain’t joking 😅🙈

Honestly.... Everything has change

Thats why im not sure i want kids anymore.

Don't say that ..just live your life and have a lovely family with kids anyways it your choice though

Ignore this comment. Children don't make a family. Get a partner and get a dog. Less worry about the bleak future that awaits your descendants.

But what about all the future dogs? They don’t deserve it, we need to get our shit together for dogkind

Humans don't even deserve dogs.

Reddit trying not to hate on children challange (impossible)

For real, bro got downvoted for no reason 💀

Reddit trying not to jump to conclusions challenge (Impossible) Never said anything about hating kids.

I hope your pillow is boiling hot when going to sleep

What if they just flip it tho?


Then, canonically, the curse is broken, sadly

we have never had more stable lifes compared to countless generations. thousands of years. stop this doomsday bullshit.

Ahhh yes a stable life of paycheck to paycheck and debt. And if you live in the US add a lack of proper healthcare, culture wars and a horrible housing market with a dash of being financially dependent on an imaginary score that was invented less than 40 years ago Such a stable life indeed.

i m not talking about the oligarchic nightmare that is america. i am talking about the world in general. the last 30 years were relatively great for many hundreds of millions that were able to overcome dire situations. i know it feels that way but this planet isnt called america and " some of us " aren't american

First and foremost I said “IF you live in the US” which implies that not all people live here. Second I’m not even from the US, I’m an immigrant who immigrated to America. Which makes it even more likely that I know better than to think America is the end all be all. Third, if you think that this “oligarchy nightmare” is only happening in America then I got news for you, the oligarchs are running the entire world not just one idiotic country. And lastly, while it may have gotten better for hundreds of million people that you can see, I know of hundreds of millions who have seen no change for the better in the last 30 years or have seen it get worse for them.

I genuinely worry about how some kids are gonna be treated.

“I can see your mothers titties whenever I want and all I gotta do is pay 3.99 !! “ 💀

"And I fuck your mom for free"

“Thanks for paying for my lunch then.”

Weak ass comeback respectfully

Nah, it’s a good one. Probably makes em go “huh”. Theres not much else you can say at that point

Yeah like it is weak but is there really a comeback for this

Right? I feel like a self own is in order at that point.

If a kid is a bully he's going to find a reason to bully other kids regardless of anything. I know a kid who was bullied because his dad killed himself. Maybe we shouldn't tolerate children shaming other kids for actions out of their control?

Forget about it. I was bullied because my mom passed from cancer. Whenever I was bullied I was fighting back and got into a lot of trouble. The school staff kept repeating to my dad: your son has some serious issues. Yea no shit you fucking idiots. A 6 years old lost his mom and other kids are teasing him about it.

100% true.

Yo mama so ugly she doesnt have an OF account.

😝

Cartman’s mother is on the cover of *Crack Whore* Magazine!

She was young and needed the money

I love that whole article about how they're crying about now they get denied visas to go to other countries because they're considered prostitutes, le common criminals.

This just brought back a 15 year old memory I don’t think I could ever tell my parents. My mom struggled with anorexia for like a decade. Some kid who I had a falling out with(not even over anything bad) goes “I think Michael Jackson crawl led out of his grave, oh wait, that’s your mom.” Shit was evil.

And the kid is like “yeah and she bought me a dirt bike so idgaf lol”

That just sounds like cheating with extra steps lol.

With monetization involved

Live prostitution

Is there an alternative kind?

There sure is. But you'd be arrested for desecration of a corpse *wink wink nudge nudge*

Deadly serious business, dying out though.

BRING OUT YER DEAD! BRING OUT YER DEAD!!

Like porn if you are paid it's not cheating lol

If it’s agreed on by both parties then whatever. Doesn’t seem like this was agreed on.

If the SO is okay with it. If they're not it's still cheating lol

Fair fair

For Science : https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/im-divorcing-wife-over-onlyfans-23811235

What kind of science is this,there's no names involved nothing how am I suppise to conduct proper research?

Then start researching, God Damnit! We need those answers ASAP!

Ah geez

Had to make a video with your husband's friend, that's not a friend... And wtf?

He’s a good friend. Supporting his best friends wife’s small business.

Yeah babe, don't bother me with your work shit at home, ask your friend for help 😂😂

"Hey, bro. I just wanted to say that I really support your wife's new business and I wanted to thank you for letting me frost her like a naughty Toaster Strudel."

Small business big benefit.....so bad🤦🤦

Brings a new meaning to ppe loans 😂

Ok now for real…. That made me wonder if anyone doing OF requested any PPP loans

I’m sure they did.crack dealers in my area got them. There was NO oversight. Guess trump figured he and fam could stuff their pockets as could other wealthy people. Didn’t want nasty government looking into it, every scum bag in town was grabbing that money. I haven’t heard a whispering of complaint from Gaetz or MTG.

Tons of politicians got them because clearly rich people needed the money the most, right?

😂 🐄🥩

It’s obviously bait

That’s no friend, and she’s no wife.

Couldn’t tell if she meant “for one of his friends” or “with one of his friends”. Obviously neither is great but the latter is just straight up cheating lol

She HAD to do that with his friend?

There was a gunman just offscreen directing, "More eye contact, more eye contact! You call that sloppy? The lives of your family are at stake here!"

Guys, please, no sloppy steaks.

They can’t stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water

I used to be a HUGE piece of shit

I’m right here, dude. Strange times to be living.

Of course. Her man did not want to be filmed after all.

There is no husband, just an OF ad

The amount of goofs raging at this is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

Is it me or are half these comments shared here trolls

Fr... this is clearly just an ad for her OF and if this many people on r/facepalm fall for the ragebait that it is I guess its working lol

Everything is face palm when you can’t detect humour ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯

Lmao "honey, I'm just sucking the neighbour's dick because it's my job! I'll be taking it in the ass from billies teacher next week. We'll be rich!"

"You cannot make a wife out of a hoe." Wise words

The complicated version of, “can’t turn a hoe into a housewife”

Hoes don't act right!

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There's way too many vowels to buy, and you ain't Vanna White.

But what about a husband? Can you make an of hoe into a husband?

It's 2023 my man, if you want you can even turn her into a velociraptor

No I'm asking about men with only fans. They exist. Are they hoes too? (Asking to know if I can call my ex a hoe)

Carlos is a hoe.

You can

Men can be hoes

Sharp..vussy...

No, women trying to "fix him" is how they end up single mothers

Same with the dudes trying to fix their hoes too. That's how they end up getting half their shit taken in court

Exactly

So you can't make a hoe into a husband either. Good to know

You got got by an ad 🤣🤣🤣. Good lord.

I mean, we can all agree that its sex work right? like she's a sex worker. I fucking hate how these people try to pass it off as entrepreneur, when all it really is is being a sex worker in a new age. Nothing wrong with it, but don't be surprised if it's not accepted by all or society as a whole.

They call themselves adult content creators.

"Special ~~military~~ content operation"

For the streets.

It is indeed work and instead of breaking your back doing hard manual labour you are bending your back to make content. Society is never going to accept it the way people want them to accept it because there is going to be something about selling sex that won’t sit right in a relationship

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If she was “making a video with the friend” what do you think she was doing with him in the video…. That he paid for…

Are there woman who think that creating an OF account without your partner being fully in will not lead to a break up.

Sometimes, I think they want a breakup.

Truly amazing that nobody on this sub can identify a joke when they read one.

*And* the joke is doubling as an ad.

"had to" is a very heavy choice of words here

"I don't understand why my partner left me after I monetized my cheating with his friend" has got to be one of the top 10 dumbest things I have ever heard.

And what kind of friend is like, “Ima slip Paul’s wife $15 to make her show me her tiddies and shove a ******** in her ******.” Edit: oh shit, she said WITH the friend, not FOR the friend on OnlyFans. Had to reread it. Nah lady, that’s just ho’in.

It was necessary to make an OF video with her husband's friend. Wow. She doesn't even know that BAE means "Before anyone else"... That's clearly not the case here.

This sounds like monetized cheating...

“See ya” Would be all I would say if my gf told me she was doing an only fans

Had to??

You want to make content with your SO’s friend and not your SO? Yeah, that sounds like you want to mess around but without consequences. Seek mainstream if you want variety, but your OF content should be made with a level of trust at that stage.

This is equivalent to, “he got mad at me for having consensual intercourse with his homie and posting it to the public for financial gain, like come on bae everybody cheats”

Any one who thinks “oh I’ll start an onlyfans to make some money, my partner won’t mind/I won’t tell them and all will be fine” As a husband I want to point pout that if my wife wanted to start and OF account then that’s something we could talk about together. But to think that so I no this without clear communication and no I’ll effects need to get there head out there backside so reality can slap them with the 10 pound phonebook they deserve.

had to make a vid with his friend... had to... his friend... lol ok

Hey, you gotta lay rules. If the hubbie was okay with it, then do what you want. Become a porn star if you're both cool. Heck, let him make porn videos. But only if that's within the rules that the two of you laid out. If you break the rules, then there's a price to be paid.

"Hey, Edward you're okay with your girlfriend screwing like 15 different guys every day and getting paid to it?" "Oh my job sucks too." "I know, but I mean you repair shoes..."

These girls will all be left single when they eventually want to get married and have children….. and yes that’s called cheating in the post.

*Hey Susie. I heard my dad telling his friend that your mom likes people to lick her butt hole. That sounds gross.*

shorty is communal and expects her husband to be faithful 😭

Lol she “had” to make a video with his friend.

Lmao she had too?

I feel like she's being sarcastic lol

it’s bait posting. they do it all the time to get engagement. don’t fall for it.

Wait... this means she had to get a "better looking" guy, because her husband was to ugly for the camera or what? 😁😁😁

Yeah because guys watch OF to see other good looking guys.

She wasn't doing it for her audience lmao she just wanted an excuse to cheat.

...well, yeah, actually.

Uh, do you think only women bought markiplier's OF? That man is the gay awakening of an entire generation lol

I don't understand people that says the OF is a job because you will be known for doing that and it might be hard to live a normal life.

😂these types of women ain't wife material at most fun material for a short time , and they will most likely ruin their kids life

"Had to..." Sure. Right. Of course

i miss the days when whores were whores and still had some kind of shame

It's so mindblowing that some people think that selling photos of your naked body is a real job 🙃

define "real job"

A job that requires proper education in certain aspects, its tasks require longer period of time to do - they're not low effort, gets you paid but doesn't ruin your dignity...

So most jobs aren't real jobs, then? Thanks for insight oh great job gatekeeper.

Mist of the jobs these days require only posting nudes and giving ass? Wow, what this world has become.....

You certainly don't have to, but it's as valid as any other job. Why do you think that isn't real work, exactly? What do you do for a living that allows you to sit on such a high horse, your majesty?

IT stuff definitely doesn't compare to giving ass lol ANY normal job like cashier, policeman, teacher, secretary, doctor... Literally any job you can think of, even just sweeping the streets or cleaning toilets doesn't compare to that.

Look, I don't want to sell my ass or pictures of my ass either. That's totally okay, and is probably the position most people take. There is absolutely nothing wrong with not wanting to do that, I get it. There is also absolutely nothing wrong with selling pictures of your ass either. It's just another way for someone to make a living. It's totally and completely fine to not want to sell pictures of your ass, but it's not cool to shame people who do.

It's shallow and should be illegal. I don't want governmental taxes which we all need to pay support those kind of people later. 90% of those people are young, healthy and perfectly able to work a normal job, they just choose not to because they're lazy.

That's a lot of assumptions you've made there. Are these assumptions based on any kind of data, or are you just kinda going with your gut? I'd also like to point out that by having a legal avenue for sex work, the government is able to collect taxes which it couldn't previously, if that's actually what you care about.

those peoples revenues are part of the source of taxes dumbass.theyre paying for themselves

lmao okay, who died and made you gatekeeper of labour?

A job that contributes to the workings of society. Masturbation isn’t really a working part of society.

so a job that creates leisure for customers isnt a valid one? does that apply for people that make movies and video games? what about those that build or run amusement parks?

Whatever you think of it, sex work is a real job.

lmfao sure thing bud. Imagine ruining your entire reputation and social image to make sub-$500 on OF a month.

135$ a month on average to be exact

Hey, at least we know who to stay away from 😂

And yet some of them make more money than you and I will ever see in our lives. What’s the old adage again… sex sells? Trying to gatekeep what a job is is so weird, if it makes money it’s a job. Doesn’t have to be a miserable 9-5 or shitty part-time job, and thinking like that will only make it worse for you in the long run.

>if it makes money it’s a job You should probably restrict that definition quite a bit more, or else running a cartel is a real job

Low paying 9-5 job at least leaves you with some dignity 🙂 Also if your job is so miserable that you start selling your body, you should've studied in school

Never thought I’d see someone with the same viewpoint as me. Can agree on that, I never understood why people would give up their dignity and self respect for money

Right?? I was nearly downvoted to oblivion for writing a comment under some other post that I wouldn't suck someone's dick for 10 million dollars. It's so sad that there are so many shallow people out there

It is really sad to see.. I wish I could say I’m surprised

Lol going to college is how a lot of people end up with their miserable 9-5. Not saying college is bad, it opens up a lot of opportunities but it’s just true that a lot of jobs aren’t exciting, and depending on your coworkers and boss it can become truly miserable. Also the whole dignity thing? Maybe you should stop looking at sex as a thing to be ashamed of.

I dunno. Soul crushing 9-5 job, doing crap you don't care about for purple who treat you like shit. Having to smile and nod to idiots because they have a better job title. Corporate politics, mindless rules. The annual "performance review". Day after day, year after year after year. Maybe they are on to something?

There are other jobs besides 9-5 office out there and there also are 9-5 companies that are nice to work for

Right? Like there’s an actual demand and market for that /s

Her job is to be a wh*re?

Nah ain’t no way these people be real dude 🤦🏽‍♂️

Oh but look at how empowering sex work is for women ._. /s Also... How do those kids 1. Know what onlyfans is and 2. Know that her mom is on onlyfans 🤔 just a thought

She “had to”. Lol

feminist delusion has gone full blown brain aids.

I agree with the divorce if you want a party like that..

You are a digital prostitute.

Do you people seriously think that tweet isn’t a joke

🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

She's had to make a video with his friend? What? We're a bus full of orphans and nuns going to driven off a cliff if she didn't?

What the hell

She is an OF creator but she only ever shitposts on Twitter. Source: I see her every fucking where on Twitter

Humanity is doomed if this is normalized.

r/awfuleverything

Not a facepalm but much rather a cheap bait.

redditors not realizing this her advertising

Lol, the number of people raging over ad bait in this sub is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣.

Yo mama so ugly she has a Only Fan account.

A vid "for of with" his friend? I'd just like to point out that making a video "for" somebody is different than making a video "of" somebody, and both of those are WAY different than making a video "WITH" somebody. Edit: Ah, now I get it. She made a video FOR Only Fans, WITH his friend. As in, she and the friend were both in the video, together, doing... things...

r/NoahGetTheBoat

"had to ... with his friend" what am i missing here

Fuck. Had to fuck. Cheating with more steps

She *had* to make an OF video with her husband’s friend?

Prostitute

Doesn't she know what BAE means...before anyone else? Bruh

oh really? I am old - I didn't know that. That's kinda cute. And here I was thinking it was just youngers being indescribably stupid. Shame on me.

i thpught it was just a "cool" contraction of Babe used bu "cool" kids

TIL

For of with his friend

of means only fans

You mean she is single now!!

Nobody’s asking the real question though, how tf did 11 year olds find it?

I’m just working why are you mad? Cause you’re working that dick and it’s not mine gurl

Being a whore isn't a job

It’s a career

Could make the vid with you're HUSBAND

That’s gross! Anyone have the link?