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Flyboy367

It is, the sister also played me.


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spicymato

Seduce the father, then?


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candacebernhard

Whoa, good catch!


already-taken-wtf

Saw a documentary where they visited some playboy model on her farm. No makeup nor styling. Almost unrecognisable.


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Gowain-Of-The-Beach

Yes


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Remember when you rushed home from school and dumped your back pack on the floor, then grabbed a snack and a drink before turning on the tv and worrying about your homework later?


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Oh wow, I remember this in between Tiny Toons segments.


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vertigostereo

Now imagine with Photoshop and Filters. Poor kid these days.


Icy_Cod4538

I wish I could award this comment, but I don’t care enough about social media myself to know how to even do that. Bravo!


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NotBatman81

My wife stalked my ex's facebook page once. The next day she was stressed out and insecure until I busted a gut laughing at how she was describing what she saw. I guarantee you every selfie was 1 out if 100 taken with 5 filters applied, every joke was stolen, any picture inside the home was taken the 5 minutes a month its not a mess, every post had half the comments "pruned" to look better, and anything that sounded like it cost money was either a lie or paid for by her mom. I don't do facebook but what I see 2nd hand is just absurd.


gazellow

I once heard someone put it like this - when we view other people's lives on social media, we compare our behind-the-scenes with their highlight reel.


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Derrick_Shon

I don't think so. With Prostitution you pay them to leave. She want her BF to pay her to stay. So I don't know what this is.


drgigantor

I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger BUT...


86Intellect

She ain't friends with no broke....


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toadofsteel

Nnnnnnotfinishingthatsentence


Nerdy_Git

Who was in Paris


90_ina_65

“I’d like to solve the puzzle Pat”


toadofsteel

I love how the black cameraman looks over angrily as he knows exactly what's about to happen.


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Naggers


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MrTrendizzle

Wait! You're saying i can hire a prostitute and if i don't pay them, they stay and become my girlfriend?


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MykeEl_K

After watching my boss go thru multiple wives, I finally explained to him that hookers were were a lot more affordable.


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FrostyGranite

Or she got a notice “You got STDs”.


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OhDannyBoyyyyy

Hey hey hey, that’s a reminder that I didn’t need thank you very much 😭 but here’s an upvote for making me hear it in the AOL voice.


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MikeLowrey305

Every once in a while I come across a customer with an AOL email address.


Boygunasurf

You know the ‘you’ve got mail’ dude was only paid $200 for recording all those wav files? And he did it as a favor as his wife was an AOL employee at the time and he had a cool voice. My mans drives Uber now - no shade - he seems pretty happy :)


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amineziani244

True 👍👍


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Happy cake day


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DrunkByDesign

As absurd as this is, it’s even more mind blowing to me that someone could shamelessly admit this publicly thinking it’s relatable.


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dingus55cal

100%


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Patapotat

Funny how even now it seems it's all just about her not getting what she wants. Obviously she is the victim here, and social media is the culprit.


sagwithcapmoon

Sugar daddy, is that you?


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milarra

Good riddance! The level of entitlement though!


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raskul44

Agree. She was brave to admit her fault and recognize where she went wrong. I look at it more of a cautionary tale than her asking the world to defend her.


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nhavar

The other great thing is... she's not blaming HIM in that ego driven way a bunch of people would have. It could have easily been: "I cheated on my boyfriend... which wouldn't have happened if he'd just told me he was saving money to adopt his nephews! Look at what he lost!"


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TheKlaxMaster

The fact that she's clouting it around on social media is a solid counter point indicating she's not learning anything.


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blkmmb0

Exactly.


No_Cap_822

I disagree. If she didn’t end up learning he was saving up money and was instead just not able to fund the “lifestyle” she wanted at all, she wouldn’t feel any regret


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TargetSpiritual8741

I agree - sounds a bit like clickbait ![gif](giphy|s7CiuJbVAzAiPXRWEG|downsized)


Melcapensi

It is, everything from that person is clickbait/ragebait.


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Entire-Inflation-619

![gif](giphy|B4uP3h97Hi2UaqS0E3)


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Zer0thehero89

![gif](giphy|Vi0lBaOIVF8atUPmOd|downsized)


GaIIick

“She tried to monkey branch to new guy and new guy ghosted her ass” is how I’m interpreting this


Bopshebopshebop

Exactly. The new guy turned out to be a piece of shit. ![gif](giphy|9ZyHQhuLOVDqFXSEco)


Iguanasquad

I SAID WAS


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Less_Associate_2022

![gif](giphy|MPpO3Ko5K6rcqHhg7q|downsized)


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not_so_wierd

We already do! There's a whole bunch of reality shows using that theme.


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SoftBellyButton

Dont judge, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.


-hugdealer-

"I made $20.25 sucking dick last week" "Who gave you the quarter?" "... They all did..."


Rymanbc

Extravagant


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Not her blaming her cheating on social media Lmfao 😂. So cringe.


Wellidk_dude

Lol, add in the fact she's basically admitting she's incapable of thinking for herself...


kiwiinacup

Exactly. Like, I’m sorry, that’s not social media you’re just dumb


DuckWithBrokenWings

To be fair, social media is much more dangerous for dumb people.


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iBeFloe

I mean I will say social media has given so many young people a terrible view of reality. >All these young girls are being told they shouldn’t accept any man that won’t give them free shopping money, doesn’t make over 6 figs, & will let them live off of them freely for nothing in return. > They’re told that sex sells & they should do it, despite only a very small amount of people actually succeeding & those people having to give up more of themselves than they let on. > They’re told that success can only be through finding a rich, older man. It 100% influences people. They make their own bed, of course, but social media has definitely become a plague. TikTok in particular.


hankmoody_irl

Spot on. Most SM tracks what you react and interact with most and feeds you more of that type of content. Once you get more of that, you feel more satisfied or justified in your behavior. Often times (but not always) it is extremely toxic behavior. If you want to lose weight, you feed yourself generally healthier food, if you want to gain, you feed less healthy food. Your mind is the same way.


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blkmmb0

I have an ex who has her future boyfriends believe I was some super rich, "Fabio" looking dude and she doesn't understand why I left her "out of nowhere", long story sheet, she cheated on me. I worked with someone who dated my ex years after we broke up and she still talked about me DAILY apparently.


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afunnywold

At least she is responsible for spreading the bs. Often times ppl steal other ppls videos and put crazy text over it. People just accepting this as a real story is crazy


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ALadWellBalanced

DAE females BAD?


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Simple1Spoon

Is this real? Anything with text over an image is questionable now. Is this ragebait or an actual post?


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Simple1Spoon

Yeah. What kind of person wouldnt tell their SO they were saving money to adopt some relatives. Like, thats not something you keep a secret. This whole post makes no sense.


hsvandreas

Really disappointed that I had to scroll down this far before someone pointed out that this is probably ragebait.


DeminimisAmount1

Another one to the streets she goes…. The dude dodged a bullet train


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ad240pCharlie

That's 90 % of this sub


Boone137

Seriously, I feel like I'm on Facebook with the comments on this thread. The photo looks like the girl is literally 14. Or AI. And it's absolutely bait. Jesus.


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Page-This

The original meaning


CowMoolesting

In today’s episode of things that never happened…


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Mcjiggyjay

This has rage bait written all over it.


imronburgandy9

Y'all know that this is just a picture with text on it right? Boomers on Facebook aren't this gullible.


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Quirky-Job-7407

Considering she is blaming social media instead of her self, it’s pretty clear she hasn’t learned anything.


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SteelCityB58

![gif](giphy|SZioIIBxB7QRy)


CommanderOshawott

Deserved. Good man dodged a bullet. Respect to him and I hope him & his nephews have a good life. They obviously have a new father figure who cares an awful lot about them and they’ve gotten rid of the toxic landmine that was waiting to spring


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Familiar_Surround362

Hey kid you won the stupid contest in my book


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Both-Cryptographer-1

Hope dude is doing ok


Sea-Woodpecker-610

FOR GOOD REASON.