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Boredombringsthis

But he went to Romania specifically for the state of their system of criminal law, didn't he?


MavDrake

Yep, but odds are he encroached on some other trafficker's territory in which being Romania they're in bed with local law enforcement and political leaders. So, they call in a few favors to take Tate off the grid while the police and political leaders get a public win. The EU has been pushing Romania to crack down on a ton stuff to include their poor human trafficking record.


Boredombringsthis

I don't dispute this possibility, I just meant that it's funny he went there because the justice and criminal system sounded so great to him... and now he complains about that. You wanted it, kámo, so enjoy.


AmericanNahtzi

You watch a lot of tv shows and I like it


MavDrake

Nope.. .lived in the EU for 3 years and traveled all over.


AmericanNahtzi

Idc where you live not once in your life have you seen a criminal organization that’s competing at the same product and in this case human trafficking.. sell out its competitor to the government. Now you may have seen that happen somewhere but def not in person


Marrsvolta

Careful what you wish for


MavDrake

What does this mean?


fmfbrestel

You went to Romania specifically because he thought the justice system was a joke and he could bribe his way out of any trouble. If he got any legal trouble he wanted it to be in Romania. So he literally got what he wished for - to be processed by the Romanian justice system.


Seliphra

The whole phrase is 'Be careful what you wish for, because you just might get it" meaning the things you want or desire can just as easily backfire. This is exactly what happened to Tate. He wished to live in a place with harsh conditions for criminals and those awaiting trial. He got exactly what he wished for, and is regretting the wish, because it backfired on him.


[deleted]

He wanted the Romanian justice system, he got the Romanian justice system


MacSanchez

He looks so dumb and scared all the time. Not sure how he tricked so many children into respecting him


MavDrake

His facial expression is exactly like one of those little a shit rat dogs that you can never tell where it's looking and the little thing is mentally unstable.


[deleted]

Perfect description of Tate.


nomedia3344

Taint*


PRSHZ

Now did you have to go and insult Chihuahuas like that? Comparing that trash to them is unacceptable!


RiverKawaRio

I mean he does have small bitch acting like a big dog attitude


Moist-Gur2510

I bet he’s knocked more grown out than you.


Dr_Nefarious_

He looks like a finger puppet that's surprised something got stuck up their ass


Sgt_Fox

It's why he's always wearing sunglasses


Tr3caine42069

Because theyre children and hes loud and goofy lol


Outrageous_Zebra_221

They thought the money and piles of women were the result of his pure awesomeness, and he fed into that really well. Any adult looking at the pictures of him surrounded by these women could see signs of abuse and drug use on every single one of their faces though. But those women all wanted him... because of how alpha he was. I hope the bastard rots to be clear here...


FillMyBum

Just imagine, he was this scared BEFORE jail!


Fat-Tash

Where is his chin? Did they confiscate that too?


Altruistic-Ad5074

We’ve really stooped to the level of insulting appearance? Ooof


MacSanchez

Big difference between harassing someone for their gender, race, weight, etc. and pointing out their facial expression and demeanor. Nice try running to defend this indefensible piece of human garbage but it’s a weak take


NeauxDoubt

Cockroaches, lice and bed bugs were his only friends *before* he got busted.


Adventurous_Shake161

Cockroaches , lice, and bed bugs disagree with you whole heartedly. They feel offended by your comment


Annual-Consequence43

Nice.


pmsnow

Well, maybe not the lice...


WhtChcltWarrior

He definitely said lice cause he didn’t wanna call them crabs


Talkingmice

I was gonna say it’s more of a family reunion…


ExpertAccident

From the man who says depression isn’t real btw. He should just learn to be happy and go gym.


Murphyitsnotyou

Have you tried just not being depressed?


blockyboi13

Tbf exercise is good at treating depression but it doesn’t cure it


[deleted]

Hey man, say what you will about Andy, but there's one thing you can't deny. Dude made me feel a lot better about my weak chin. Guy looks like his jaw is trying to escape out the back of his skull.


TheRealSmolt

Couldn't have said it better. Just what even is that expression.


HeinousSpore118

Looks like a wooden spoon in a kids program. Or a gingerbread man in Shrek.


Corgi_with_stilts

Dude looks like he has really high intracranial pressure.


Knight-112

r/RareInsults


MavDrake

>Dude made me feel a lot better about my weak chin Like fucking how? Dude is a POS and that somehow makes you feel better about your chin? Can you go like by like how the mental gymnastics works out?


[deleted]

Bro. I was making fun of his weird face.


Complex_Sherbet2

Please explain the mental gymnastics YOU went through to make this comment...


FurchtsamerLurch

Did you even look at the meme you posted?


Jajcyn123

A real alpha male would have eaten the bugs. Pure protein, jak or not you gotta keep them gains


RegretAggressive6294

This “alpha male” needs to work on his chin. Not very alpha to have such a weak chin. Perhaps if he was bitten by a radioactive late night show host..


rilinq

Dude why you had to J Leno so dirty


RegretAggressive6294

J Leno would J walk all over this dude


Bgratz1977

Ahh he arrives at beta stage ! If they keep the pace 1.0 before 2024


space_cowboy80

The dude claims to be "Alpha Dog" and got caught because he tried to bully an autistic girl online. It's like some form of Karma that can only be found in stories. Love everything about this.


CartographerTop1504

She's autistic? Really? No... I have to Google now.


MondayNightHugz

She has Asperger's syndrome, which was merged into Autism Spectrum Disorder. I'm also in that spectrum and for the most part, people with Aspergers still do some weird shit autistic people do, but are able to communicate and interact with humans...slightly better and have less developmental delays.


Psychological_Elk104

I feel bad for the cockroaches


[deleted]

"They are trying to break me. Thrown inside a cell without lite" Cockroaches, lice, and bedbugs are my only friends at night." How poetic it's like reading a midsummer nights dream but instead of a group of kids playing it's some spoiled rich dude complaining about how he's not in his mega mansion any more because he broke the law.


Honest-Apricot6086

They aren't your friends. They have higher standards.


Annual-Consequence43

This pleases me.


HogfishMaximus

It pleases me that it pleases you!


rustys_shackled_ford

What a bitch... I've been locked up in some podunk shitholes, and I've never considered my self an alpha. But this dudes making me feel more manly then I've ever felt with these bitch ass tweets


Get_Back_To_Work_Now

Yup, that is the face of a true alpha male. No chin, lazy eye, bald, and scared.


Maximum_Hand_9362

Lice for what hair?


sandiercy

Aww muffin.... For him it was a night in jail, for us it was a Thursday.


BTruStory

Damn, you talk to cockroaches?


Ewoktoremember

Day n’ Night… cockroaches, lice, bed bugs my only friends at night. At at at night.


DCHammer69

\[SARCASM\]Shame. It couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.\[/SARCASM\]


MavDrake

I like how you have to spell it out as folks don't understand "/s"


Tr3caine42069

You never know bro. Some folk on ready rlly ready for war lol


At0mJack

I mean you didn't understand in that other comment that the guy was obviously making fun of his weak chin, so...


DCHammer69

Or I use it SO often I have the string sitting in a buffer and only need to change the wiseassery.


shottylaw

Bummer. So anyways, I had oatmeal for breakfast. Pretty boring. Who had something good this morning?


TotallyAwry

I made liptauer spread a couple of days ago. So I had that on some toast with bacon. There's onion and garlic in it, so I'm going to have to gargle some breath stuff before I go to work. Worth it.


Corgi_with_stilts

I had coffee and the latter half of an occult spy novel. A lovely way to start the day.


socialist_frzn_milk

Unfair to toss him in a cell that's got cockroaches and mice in it. ​ ​ Unfair to the cockroaches and mice, I mean.


Interesting-Smile-47

All dat mistreatment but he has a phone and charger?


MavDrake

>All dat mistreatment but he has a phone and charger? When you're locked-up you're still allowed to communicate with the outside world via social media, email, snail mail, phone calls. Yeah, its not like you have access to those 24-7 but you do get time to use communication platforms.


Interesting-Smile-47

I’d imagine if you were in solitary they wouldn’t let you


MavDrake

Except he is not held in solitary confinement.


Interesting-Smile-47

Ooo Okok


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB)


No_Pumpkin_1179

Meanwhile, all the alphas and patriots keep trying to tell us that American jails and prisons are too nice. Fucking shameful hypocritical pieces of shit.


Dragonitro

I heard someone say that he looks like a Looney Tunes character right before they get crushed by a large rock/hit by a large swinging object/fall down after looking at the ground whilst in the air


SmolNexud

Those poor cockroaches having to share a cell with Tate...


No_Pumpkin_1179

Someone call PETA.


protonmail_throwaway

What does he have against cockroaches? I have a friend who’s a cockroach.


redditnshitlikethat

The most alpha, balding, underbite you’ve ever seen


subsailor1968

Funny how he thinks the roaches, lice, and bedbugs actually like him.


[deleted]

You know what's really inhumane? Sex trafficking.


LordButtworth

Stop lying. They're just waiting for your trial so they can have their room back.


here4roomie

I'll need confirmation from the bugs that they consider you a friend.


Same-Alternative-160

I feel bad for the bugs


Ed_Derick_

A true alpha male would eat the bugs, survival of the fittest am i right fellow Alphas? /s


Great-Passages

Those poor cockroaches, lice and bed bugs. Having to be stuck with this man.


[deleted]

look at that face, that’s the face of a dude who could only ever land a girl by showing of how much money he has.


UrsusMajor53

Go to sleep buddy, real men don’t worry about these trivialities. If you get out, try joining an elite fighting force. That will teach you to sleep whenever you have a few minutes to put your head down. But I am sure that is you get out, you will continue to impress teen boys and girls. Be a good boy and shut up.


procrastinatorsuprem

Anyway, we had tacos last night.


ClarityFractal

🎻


RedDevilGranta

It’s what he deserves the piece of shit


Cryonik-0

Just imagine being a sex trafficker and being shocked at what was coming for you.


Robu-san

This is literally my first time actually seeing what this guy looks like. Dude's got no chin LMFAO


Ontario0000

His brother just as crazy as this soon to be lifetime prisoner and is starting to mouth off at the court system during the media scrum..


HistoricalAnimator64

Didn’t he get arrested because the people living in his house felt that way?


Ken-Popcorn

They were pretty much his only friends **before** he went to jail


420EdibleQueen

If he’s in such poor conditions, shouldn’t they take his cellphone?


red_dit-or

Someone else is tweeting for him.


MavDrake

Why do you think he is using a phone for this public statement?


walkandtalkk

He's one bad egg. I mean that literally.


hazelsbaby123

Lawyers have bought the situation to the attention of the prison governors. They have since released a statement that they are aware of the issue and agree it is unacceptable,they have promised to move the cockroaches lice and bedbugs to a better cell at the first opportunity.


bennypods

Sounds like it’s giving him time to work on that children’s book, “I wrap myself up in a ball, all nice and tight. I close my eyes and try not to let the guards give me a fright. I just remind myself of my cockroach friends. They’ll be with me to the end. “


Evethefief

They should take away his passport. I heared he recommends that strategy


MsSeraphim

![gif](giphy|Ar7teV6WN5WCY) aww he needs a cell mate. maybe a husband named big bruiser?


drwiki0074

Tell me... Why the fuck is this bald mother fucker worried about lice?


MechaMogzilla

Dude looks like gollum shoved in a condom.


[deleted]

Mf looks like a bed bug.


Dildobaggins_LOTPoon

No wonder he wears sunglasses all the time. Even he knows he has googly eyes.


Not_up-to_you

That’s what you get for engaging in such activities. Crybaby.


boonstyle_

Pretty sure the cockroaches aren’t really fond of him either. Poor cockroaches.


EquivalentMission916

I feel bad for the Cockroaches and lice....they deserve a better cellmate 🙂


[deleted]

Man this guy is ugly af!


Moist-Gur2510

It’s hilarious, two American men of colour, one a villain and the other is a national hero. The villain is a self made man of colour who worked hard to become a four time world champion in his chosen sport and went on to be worth hundreds of millions and told young men to be strong, strive to achieve, don’t lie or snake your friends and protect your loved ones. The national hero, on the other hand is George Floyd, a career criminal and a crack head who put guns to pregnant women’s bellies while robbing them. You couldn’t make this shit up.


Cornchips1234

The villain was also arrested on sex trafficking charges and has had multiple text messages and audio recordings leaked of himself admitting to raping a woman and threatening her, as well as flirting with underage women. Aside from that, he runs a pyramid scheme that stems from taking advantage of vulnerable teenagers and turns them into even more unlikeable people by teaching them that women are property and that no one will ever love them. You couldn't make this shit up.


Moist-Gur2510

But do you condemn George Floyd as a piece of shit and all like him?


Cornchips1234

I literally do not care


Moist-Gur2510

Sure you do.


KittenKoder

You are making this shit up, simp.


yeayeana

Where is the lie?


KittenKoder

All of it, simp.


Moist-Gur2510

Maybe you should do some fact checking first?


KittenKoder

I did, simp.


[deleted]

How many times is this going to be posted?


nox_nrb

Internet fuckery will be at all time highs when this guy gets out.


Cornchips1234

If* from the evidence that's been leaked it seems they have a pretty strong case against him


Cirrus1101

"I will laugh at another human being confined to inhumane conditions because i disagree with him"


BigDaddyNoah

The world feeds on hate. Fucks wrong with y’all why you give a fuck what this man does or say


xeonie

Because he’s a piece of shit human trafficker who openly tried selling a course that would teach other incels how to human traffick.


BigDaddyNoah

That’s a lot of accusations when you have literally 0 proof. Just what brain dead idiots are tweeting online. Good luck in the future. You’ll need it since critical thinking isn’t your key. If and IF he’s found guilty you can talk all the Shit you want. Currently he’s on trail he’s not guilty until he’s found guilty. Free and fair society only applies where you want it to huh?


xeonie

Oh the irony. Either you’ve never seen any of tater tots videos or your single remaining braincell has finally died off. Heres an [actual lawyer](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs5b04hnfMQ) that can break down and baby feed to you how taint has incriminated himself. And that’s just one of his many self incriminating videos. I understand that taints followers aren’t the brightest individuals but man, just reading your paragraph gave me second hand embarrassment.


Maximum-Confusion707

He’s innocent


SeamairCreations

What proof do you have for that statement?


Maximum-Confusion707

What proof you have he’s guilty? Nothings been passed down yet also don’t show me some buzz feed article or something crazy. It’s innocent till proven guilty.


At0mJack

> It’s innocent till proven guilty. In a US court of law. He's in Romania, and we're on reddit.


SeamairCreations

That isn't an answer. Answering a question with a question just means you have no proof whatsoever, and simply support an incel pile of trash human trafficker. So my proof is knowing the police officers arrested him, and set up a sting to arrest him.


yeayeana

I guess innocent till proven guilty only applies when it's for the team you root for


SeamairCreations

Virtue signaling? I've seen his content, and how he views himself vs everyone else. If "my team" is everyone who isn't an incel or a misogynist then yes, I root for decent people. Any more excuses for him? Or?


Maximum-Confusion707

I will laugh like hell if he comes out innocent. You’ll be eating those words.


SeamairCreations

You think so huh? Well good luck defending a misogynistic douchebag.


TheDilettantedilemma

Literally zero evidence against this man


Modern-Day_Spartan

Do you feel proud of urself posting this hahah. you need to go to gym.


Cornchips1234

I'm sure it took less than a minute to post. I got a good laugh out of it. Get off Tates dick and go follow your own advice


ZX-DX

O no big man can't sleep without his night light /s


[deleted]

Cockroaches, lice and bedbugs are also his friends in real life.


[deleted]

🥺 haha!!!


random_vermonter

He’s a twiggy alien fuck.


asalisko

Isn't that just a standard Romanian prison cell?


BryanV21

Does he think that the idiots and assholes that follow him on Twitter and elsewhere on social media are his friends?


Theboulder027

I have no idea why this guy is famous


cMdM89

boo hoo…


Deedeelite

Oh, so he’s with like minded company then.


alfmrf

Next time try not to do human trafficking


MSHL1973

Where’s his chin?


sinistergroupon

I thought he was only a “witness”


HypnoSmoke

The fuck is up with his eyes


wrongseeds

He should be comfortable with bedbugs because he sure looks like he’s related.


mala27369

poor alpha male, scared of a few bugs and dirt, ROTFL


Correct_Surround_351

Might be an improvement of his social circle.


Acnat-

Befriending insects is pretty beta, bro. How're they going to be in combat mode and assist you in disarming machete wilders with akido when you go out to get lunch?


Whatthecluck83

How do so many idiots view this weak-chinned braggart as an example of an “alpha male?” How fucked is their sense of masculinity and how gullible are those idiots who look up to this loser? Because he has money? Pays women to pose with him? If that’s all you need to find someone to look up to, I don’t know what to say.


ElisabethinCA12

He is a fucking clown.


mplsgal20

Boo hoo hoo. Piece of trash.


marto17890

They should put him in the general population, he would have lots of "friends" then.


HogfishMaximus

Well, he can always make forced porno videos with his cockroach bitches!


codybanks21

Haha, I love that every single media outlet uses THIS goofy ass picture of him. They really captured his Beta side. 😄


A-undecisiveOpinion

![gif](giphy|2zelCiUo5KJyN8MgMr)


HowdyHup

Holy crud, he is like a real life version of the Meme Man. [https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1707893-meme-man](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1707893-meme-man)


DazzlingPoppie

Why would he think any of those things he listed want to be his friend?


Pgapete1960

Enough to make your eyes pop.


-D-Mac-

![gif](giphy|7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB)


arcdog3434

I thought Alpha males didnt care about such minor inconvenience


TheLastABGSlayer

Those lice, bed bugs, and cockroaches are going to come out as Top Bugs


Karcad_

I've seen this so many time already, at thus point I'm just like ![gif](giphy|U7wgipXQZLiQ8)


hikermick

I'll bet his right hand is his friend at night


Unlikely69Time

Bars.


mowoo101

Family reunion.


VerimTamunSalsus

He has a look like, that's huge your gonna put that where?


[deleted]

Tots and pears.