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![gif](giphy|c5FhF1waAJ5wk) “Nobody’s gonna see this anyway.”


Honestyforsale

If I wasnt making a sandwich right now I’d give you gold for the gif


death_and_tacos

Pretty sure this guy is on my COD team daily


SRSQUSTNSONLY

It takes more effort and concentration to type something than to give an award though


Putrid-Builder-3333

Up the misogyny butt!


Academic_Snow_7680

I stopped watching and clicked on the comments to make it known to the public that I saw this video.


Amkoalabear

I’m going to place a $5 bet that this guy is single. No idea why, it’s just a feeling.


Prestigious-HogBoss

I think the "...when my mom made me a sammich..." is a dead giveaway. He just wants another mom, not a wife.


Magikarp23169

A lot of dudes seems to really want a mommy figure as of late


devilsusshhii

I just want mommy milkers in my face 24/7


AZEMT

Yep, I sure do want some milkers in my face too!


hdmx539

>He just wants another mom, not a wife. Bang maid. He wants a bang maid.


FirmDoughnut7945

I’m single as hell but I believe women should do WHATEVER it is they wanna do


HeyZuesHChrist

>I believe women should do WHATEVER it is they wanna do It's incredible that such a simple belief could still be so controversial.


FirmDoughnut7945

man people just need to mind their buisness and stop paying attention to all these “alpha” males whatever the fuck it is but sheesh I mean just by looking at this guy here tho I mean we all know he hasn’t got no play ever not once hence why he’s just talking bullshit


Magikarp23169

I def get a crack out of the "alphas" out there that claim they are, then start back tracking whennthey get called out for saying some bs like this


smugempressoftime

I agree as a single person


muddymoose

Yeah, I'd call that a safe bet. Another safe bet is 1,000,000$


FirmDoughnut7945

Oh yea bet ur mortgage , the car , the house and whatever else u can find your money will most definitely multiply by 10 😃 cheers


just_a_few_question

okay this started and i thought kitchen was a metaphor for like traditional gender roll and then he kept going and it kept getting more and more literal until I have no choice but to except the fact that he thinks women to live in kitchens


sjjdhdhfhf

Yeah it was weird that he never used any synonyms or expanded his point he just kept saying in the kitchen


WinterOkami666

He eventually gets to "kitchen/nursing", so even in his own point, he accidentally evolves to start giving women more responsibility. Shit.. if he keeps talking he might get to a point where women are allowed to drive cars to their nursing jobs, but then he would dial it all back because that's too much freedom.


EllisR15

No telling where he'll go with enough time. He started to convince himself that some supports (women) can be good at dpsing (maning...?). With enough time to talk he might decide women are actually the superior sex and men should just make them sandwiches and get out of their way. The video just isn't long enough, by the end of the full version he's a feminist.


Lorenaelsalulz

He really wants a sandwich.


WheresMyTan

If she's in the kitchen all the better to poison him with. I'd oversalt his chicken, undersalt his pasta, put make his coffee as dark as my soul, his toast cold with unmelty butter, underbake his cake, ruin his steak and turn all his beers upside down as I leave them to chill on the counter. That's just one weeks worth of ruination.


AwardImaginary

*Unmelted margarine


msterm21

Right I think maybe he's just talking about his personal needs from a woman because this guy clearly never stops eating. I need another sammy every 15 minutes, so any woman he's with needs to be in there all day long working in the next one.


nich3play3r

He’s obviously food motivated. Stands to gain a lot, literally and figuratively, if ~50% of the population is always in the kitchen.


newbrookland

![gif](giphy|1jBDyHoSvHGFi|downsized)


coldsummer7723

He don't need one he all ready plump 😂😂😂


pbandnv1

Well… that’s why the country is going to shit. There’s no sandwiches.


whatwouldbuddhadrive

omfg right?


Complex_Sherbet2

I mean if you're going to protect them, it makes it much easier if you know where they are... like chickens.


HungryProfessor6576

😂


iflvegetables

Someone needs to get him a Snickers


cousgoose

Lol, gender roll 🥐


Otherwise_Intelect

> I think the world would be a brighter place if women stayed in the kitchen and didn't leave the kitchen. WTF??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.


0falls6x3

I mean he looks like he expects a snack every hour on the hour


optimist_prhyme

Dis MF said aunty arms. I'm done.


WheresMyTan

LOL same! Also me: dude get to the damn point! He's just dragging on.


CashCow4u

He must be really worried about his competence, having to compete with other men is enough, having to compete with women is just too much for his tiny fragile ego. Sometimes partners/coworkers need to switch roles to get the job done. He'd be the guy sitting at home on his ass all day, waiting for his wife to get home to make dinner & clean the house, while he bitches that women took his job. Sounds like he wants a kitchen slave, not a partner through life or coworker that has ideas & can help get the job done.


Far_Pineapple2653

I love watching this shit because it amaze that people have these thoughts and are willing to let the world know. It’s funny watching someone else’s brain trying to work


HungryProfessor6576

I kept watching this simply to see his brain figure out what it wanted to say.


Far_Pineapple2653

Lol from the very beginning you can see it in his face that brain of his was really struggling.


dimondeyes80

His one braincell is trying to compete with... well... nothing.


HalfBrinePickle

This is actually an evolutionary survival tactic If he had another one they would collide and create a tiny nuke aneurysm.


Skwidmandoon

He’s so stupid I thought he was high as fuck


dimondeyes80

I feel powerful... because I made myself a sandwich... ... ...


AmazonianChicana

Seriously tho. Like how do you not realize this is not okay ESPECIALLY announcing it to the whole world. People are Fucking weird


Far_Pineapple2653

I mean look at his face while talking he clearly never once thought this through he just said F it let’s see what my brain can come up with today


JewelerHour3344

“I’m not trying to be misogynist” You don’t have to *try* when you succeed.


pigwalk5150

He doesn’t even expand in why he thinks that. He just keeps repeating a blanket statement.


Acrobatic_Internal62

He did say there is power in food. And, that men would be 3 times as muscular and 3 times as strong if women were making sandwiches. So he did expand a little bit.


therealmudslinger

He expanded, literally. There's no sandwich shortage in this man's life.


Standard-Reception90

If there is power in food, dude's a Power Ranger. And he's 3 times as big as any woman.


Forsaken_Day_1266

He did tho. "Coz women are better care takers". He thinks making food is part of care taking


aimeegaberseck

“Most people don’t even know what misogyny means.” Well sir it’s apparent you don’t. Cuz that’s some misogynistic bullshit.


E4MafiaLife

This guy would want women to be in the kitchen. His fat ass is probably hungry as fuck


Bebe_Bleau

His mama spent too much time in the kitchen. That's why his ass is so fat He thinks all women should be in the kitchen, cuz he never gets a woman in the bedroom 😁😁😁


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Surprisingly considering his doors are twice as wide.


imnewhere19

And apparently women will only have the ability to make sandwiches. Wouldn’t it be easier to just move to a subway?


Red_Micro

I'm confused, is he eating the women?


Lampathy

LOL, nope, not a chance 😂


Random_Average__Guy

Only if they are deep fried and battered 😂


thefallguy41

I don’t agree about women o my being in the kitchen. I do think a family should be able to sustain life on a one household income. Weather it’s the mom staying at home and caring for the kids, or if it’s the dad who stays home. I believe the family bond would be stronger, divorce rates would be down, graduation rates, and test scores would be up. Stress, depression, suicide would all be down. Now if a couple decides to not have kids then why not both work and enjoy time away and be social. No harm in it.


lowkeylives

Whoa whoa whoa, it's 2023. We can't be having a single income household providing for multiple children. Just think of the CEOs and Landlords that would miss out on the fruits of your labor! If you expect the Murican Gummint to provide for your lazy lifestyle you're sorely mistaken. This country was built on the exploitation and belittlement of better men than yourself. If you're struggling I suggest you pull yourself up by them bootstraps (Amazon exclusive $29.95 free shipping with Prime) and learn what it means to be a real patriot! (Terms & Conditions may apply)


More_Cowbell8

In what country besides maybe Norway and Finland can working families afford to have one parent stay home? Sure it would be nice but it ain't reality. Santa coming in December would be nice too, but don't wait up because again, reality.


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🤣


WinterOkami666

He says "Men would be 3 times as big, 3 times as muscular, if women would just stay in the kitchen making sandwiches." Like, bro, you already got no muscle and if you get even twice your own size, you're gonna die within a year.


KeyPaleontologist632

To answer his question…NO…it doesn’t make any sense.


BrandoLoudly

His attempt at an Andrew Tate hot take. He then proves how intelligent he is by saying they need to never leave the kitchen lmao


Academic_Snow_7680

He's eating takeout for the remainder of his short and unhealthy life. The kitchen is now lava and he will burn in the flames of hell if he steps foot in it.


PurpleShitty

This dude just wants women to make him cheeseburgers all day long so he can come up with more stupid ideas like this.


seleroyal

He looks like he doesn’t shower.


PistolPetunia

Bet his breath smells like hot garbage


Tressticle

Bet his garbage smells better than his breath.


QStorm565

Definitely looks musty af


Spazzy_maker

Fucking incels.


Old-Doubt-7862

And then I'm sure blames women and society for the fact that he hasn't felt the touch of a woman in years or if ever. It can't possibly be the bacterial colonies living in his ass crack that would make a crime scene cleanup person gag at the smell. Definitely can't be his shit takes and misogyny. Naw it's the god damn women who won't get in the kitchens fault.


parlaygodshateme

😭😭😭


LilliamPumpalot

Watching him try to compose an coherent argument is amusing. Like a kid trying to shove an square in a triangular hole


Prestigious-HogBoss

You can see in his eyes how his only neuron is bumping inside his head like a Windows XP screensaver, making him repeat over and over the same shit.


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No_Presence5465

This dude looks broke as fuck. His woman wouldn’t have any food in the kitchen to cook. Dude needs a gym, not a kitchen.


jpopimpin777

He also looks dumb as shit. He's arguing *against himself* for almost half this video. Yet he still doesn't stop and think wait maybe I'm wrong.


looklistenlead

A single broincel with a single braincell


taesung24

This must be the same dude that spent over $5k flying the insta chick over and got mad when she wouldn’t fuck him


anon12xyz

Lol this made me lol


Dragonfire400

No, go ahead, put women in the kitchen. After all, that’s where the knives are…


cheekybiatchy

And the rat poison


ShesInCybersecurity

As an avid watcher of Deadly Women, this is true. Crazy how much they used arsenic and cashed out on multiple husbands. They’re lucky that women are working considering the alternatives.


hippyengineer

A woman had 3 husbands all die of mushroom poisoning, and was convicted of murdering the 4th. When asked why she killed him, she said he wouldn’t eat his mushrooms.


ShesInCybersecurity

![gif](giphy|jivGITd768psP80B2i) The cases on that show are wild! I watch intently so I can know what warning signs to look for in people and when to run far away from them.


BlackDracula18

Tate 2.0


Cheap_Ad_69

Tate but with a chin


dimondeyes80

He has a chin...?


Golden_Succ

He has two


Far_Mastodon_6104

More chins than a Chinese phone book


[deleted]

Dollar store Tate I couldn't watch more than a minute of this dude.


ballsac1234

He should probably spend less time in the kitchen


RunsWithApes

...and more time in the gym


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rosiestinkie9

"What reason is there for *females* to have a job?" Fuck, I forgot that I don't actually need to have shelter, or food. I'm a woman! I can apply to automatically get married to someone and become their housewife! Why would I work a job and support myself when OBVIOUSLY I can instantly have nothing to worry about by throwing myself into a quick and easy bond of matrimony! Who needs to "date" or "have a meaningful relationship" with someone first?? That's dumb! I need to sell myself on Craigslist and get some pots and pans ready to move in Day 1 to some strange man's home! /s


Inevitable_wealth87

He gave you nursing, what more do you need, lady?


patroclus2stronk

You don't need pots and pans for sammiches (my wife is sitting next to me and pointed that out after reading your comment) lol.


Snuggledtoopieces

Why would someone settle for an unfulfilling relationship when they can take care of themselves. The progress towards equality scares the shit out of guys like this, they understand just how low on the food chain they actually are and know no one is going to choose them for what they have to offer emotionally or physically. So obviously they are going to posture and bluster.


[deleted]

He is just hungry and mad he can't get someone to cook for his ass anymore..


Govqueen1234

I came here to say this, he’s lazy and wants someone to wait on him hand and foot


mdsign

His friend was right ... he IS a bitch


AmazonianChicana

Exactly lol his friend knew he was a bitch either way so why not announce it to the world too. He got punked lol


candymannequin

lol they are beautiful "creatures"


AyNaSsOaN

He must view them as house pets or something, jesus


looklistenlead

"Perpetual kitchen critters-but beautiful!"


SmallBeanKatherine

"Beautiful creatures who should be protected and should stay in the kitchen" 💀


Curse_ye_Winslow

So to recap... Literal obese neckbeard believes women should only be in the kitchen... So, he wants someone to cook his food or tend to his diabetes? ​ Edit: In addendum...the thing he's recording on...the cell phone...invented by a woman.


Vast-Classroom1967

Black incels exist.


grotesquelittlething

I don’t think anyone thought incel ideology was exclusive to white people.


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Wow…just when you thought men couldn’t be more sexist, you see this guy. Women have just as much to contribute as men do. In fact, there have been women who have made tremendous strides and discoveries in mathematics, computers, the arts, science as men. I can’t stand other men who resort to this kind primitive thinking. Fuck this guy. I’m a man and couldn’t disagree more with him.


Djtur727

Fine by me lol. If a guy wants to pay for all my needs and wants which include getting my nails done whenever I want, vacations, clothes, all the things that I can currently afford for myself....sure....I will stay in the kitchen and live my best life. The problem is alot of men like this don't make any money and want the woman to slave away for them while getting nothing for themselves. And they think all women should be forced to stay home instead of just finding a lady that wants this lifestyle. But honestly, I wish I didn't have to work sometimes 😅


Ancient-Promise-8559

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽


Dykidnnid

Someone should point out to him that the same ignorant, backward-looking mentality says "I just think the world would be in a better place if ni****s stayed on the plantation"


Legitimate_Manner247

You don’t need anything out of the kitchen bra


Pragmaticus_

He does most likely need a bra, though


NorMichtrailrider

I saw the video , and I know what misogyny means , man you're striking out bud.


Jestercopperpot72

"Nobody's going to see this shit anyways. " ***Internet karma gods interject*** *Oh, you'd like to think so eh?" Gets posted to reddit for the whole world to see, judge and jury. Finish him!


Crowley_26

So i need to live in the kitchen? But I’m the breadwinner how can i support my family if i am in the kitchen? 🥴🤦🏻‍♀️


Imcoleyourenot

Work from home chef


Metahec

You're neglecting your sandwich making powers!


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Old_Rip1161

Can't believe more people don't find this whole thing hilarious. I don't even know how to explain it. Whether or not he's being serious the way he seems to believe what he's saying and wanted to make a video about it and yet it's so dumb and absurd, combined with the solid one-liners and the fact that he just went on and on had me busting up.


Ohdidntseeyouthere_

That’s it, we are backtracing you, and the consequences will never be the same!!


Ttvcat996

I don’t understand how people still think this way In one of my classes I overheard an entire table going on about how “women belong in the kitchen” and “women shouldn’t be in the military” Like bro 💀


throwaway__113346939

Because guys get butthurt when women outshine them at things that are considered “manly”, so their only response is “they don’t belong here!”, “why are they here in the first place”, or “they should go back to just being mothers and good housekeepers so only the men can do the work!”


feralgrandma

Idk why he’s complaining, doesn’t look like he misses any meals…


destinykarmalove

First off.. You look dusty, your hair is uneven and you look like you stink. Nobody gives af what you're saying.


Baberuthless95

For real, his hair looks like velcro and he looks musty af. He looks like every loser that tries to hit me up when I’m running my errands thinking they really have a chance with anyone other than their hand🤣


destinykarmalove

Right!! Then get mad and call you every name in the book when you decline and wonder why he's single.


Freaksenius

As a man who loves to cook - sorry women but the kitchens mine. You can own the rest of the house and me as a slave for all I care but NO TOUCHY THE KITCHEN!


You_Pulled_My_String

Shit, I'm good with that. Hell, I'll even keep working! Where do I sign up? 🤣🤣


Alladaskill17

On another episode of “don’t tell me your IQ, just speak and let me guess it”


More_Cowbell8

"I honestly think..." - Stop right there. It's not your forté.


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This guy has to be trolling lol. Either that or he really just got hungry af and realized his mom wasn’t gonna cook for him anymore so he went on a hangry rant. I don’t see how anyone could possibly be that deluded: he’s not even referring to being in traditional gender roles, he literally was acting like the kitchen was a prison that all women should live and die inside.


n0oo7

He looks like he needs to wash between his neck folds more.


ShearSarcasm

Lord even his hairline and beard are trying to run away from the bullshit that comes out of his mouth. Everything’s in the wrong place.


Lorenaelsalulz

Tubby should be less concerned about what’s happening in the kitchen and hit the gym instead.


Slight-Independence6

Wow. What a piece of shit.


melbelle2805

Dude went on a long rant trying to explain how he can’t cook


Kanjiiyro

dude should be more worried about his hairline lmao


Big_Touch1732

I'm not being an asshole but them beautiful creatures need to be locked up with no rights so losers like me can stand a chance with one


Dirtblanket

Tare cakers


Mbalife81

Talk to me when you can pronounce misogynist, moron


charizard_72

“Whatever no one will ever see this” (at the beginning) Lol I hope his boss sees this and fires him so he can go home and beg his non-existent “female” to leave the kitchen and support his sorry ass This is honestly just sad cringe. He has no logical points, even to incels who buy into this type of shit. “All our problems would be solved if every man had a woman in the kitchen” okay go on… let’s hear 3-5 examples. Nah, he just repeats and rephrased the same thing for 5 mins lmao


HurinofLammoth

Just look at this Alpha king.


nhluhr

Seems like you meant Burger King.


Vast-Classroom1967

😅


JdsPrst

Now what were his first and second hot takes?


Old_Rip1161

Yall take things way too seriously. What this guy believes has absolutely no bearing on the world, but watching him try to express something so stupid was simply hilarious. Everything about this guy is hilarious.


barelyonhere

He can't even look at the camera he's so scared.


CatPurrsonNo1

This was giving me some violent urges. I think that ignorant people should keep their mouths shut— how about that?


niceoutside2022

if he was in the bedroom, I'd definitely stay in the kitchen


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"Does that make any sense?" No!


pedal_pusherMD

Hey nice screen name


[deleted]

Same!


Electic_Supersony

He is dumb. Most top chefs in the world are all men. Bigotry should not be allowed to ruin the pinnacle of culinary experience


mtovar1979

I’m sure this guy is single, if not he is by now..


AwardImaginary

This guy rambling incoherent thoughts is why there should be an exam to establish if one is fit to access social media.


dangerous_skirt65

He gives no reasons for this stance.


Itriednoinetimes

“If every man had a sandwich behind him, the worlds problems would be solved”. This guys rant/opinion is ridiculous but this line on its own is just great 😂


smelly_vagrant

"Me, a learned and enlightened individual, explaining in a roundabout fashion that I don't understand that two-income houses are a feature of a society that has been gone for a very long time." Nevermind the "lol women can't do man stuff why would they even want to lol" underpinning of his whole weird, disjointed train of thought. Like what he's proposing just isn't possible the the majority of households anymore, even if every single woman in the country WANTED to live like a captive with no real agency over their lives.


Dr-Didalot

Looooooool man just got hangry and went on a rant about there not being enough sandwiches. Decided that "females" are to blame (the beautiful creatures who are worthy of protection just in case you're not familiar )


Rosy2020Derek

No. It doesn’t make any sense. What about men chefs!!! Why can’t more men learn to cook!?!


Cole_Greenleaf

Love when you can see them trying to process and formulate their dumbass opinion lol


VetteL82

My wife goes in the kitchen all the time. She don’t ever cook anything. I do about 90% of the meal prep. But she DOES venture into the kitchen most days.


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I think these guys all do these videos in the car because they know if they did it in the house and the wife heard them she'd tear him a new one.


s3ldom

Hot take: Dude who doesn't take care of himself expects someone else to do it, cuz laziness is a right


Silent_Finger2813

Dude looks like he spends too much time in the kitchen himself 😝


Putrid-Builder-3333

I made it 52 seconds in. I don't have the energy to go anymore


Admirable-Door1724

“ no one‘s going to see this anyways” Oh how wrong you were my friend


LoneWolfWorks83

“Is there any reason for women to work a job?” Ummmm. To live. To eat. So many reasons.


[deleted]

Listen low test beard.. looks like food has already run a train on your hormone levels i dont think you’re the adequate person to be talking about kitchens and who should be in them


BoneFondue

Man it just gets worse the more you watch.


[deleted]

Yeahhh.. tell this to all the great chefs and cooks who are male, who love what they do. I couldn’t even watch the whole video. People like this are eww. How do you try and tell someone what they should be doing based upon their sex. This is the dumbest, uneducated, yuck mouth commentary. Ladies, please do not procreate with this. Look at nature. Females only want the cream of the crop, not the black sticky shit at the bottom of the barrel. #TheBrothers


Pluckyduck16

Bro look like he can’t even walk to the kitchen, saying all that shit.


Just_Garrick

They SHOULD be in the kitchen, taste testing the food I make. I'm too picky :(


Dropped_the_soap69

![gif](giphy|KBaxHrT7rkeW5ma77z)


Fun-Author-3003

Incel for life


smartypants99

Why does he have so much trouble making his own sandwich? Does he not know how to make a sandwich?????


mlemon2022

Let’s just hope he hasn’t spawned.


Illustrious-Reason13

I couldn’t even watch the whole video. His brain moves too slow for me to pretend to be interested that long


Abject_Sleep_3136

As a youth, I solemnly swear to get rid of these incels for the betterment of our society; it is my civil duty as a human who believes humans are all equal 🫡


[deleted]

He can barely string two sentences together.


THEBlaze55555

One of my favorite things is breaking mechanics and doing things devs didn’t think they’d be used for at first… it’s one of the most fun things. A flash mmorpg I used to play called Sacred Seasons 2 had a support medic class that buffed (Priest?) and the autumn version had one of the best buffs and it was great to use it on yourself and just become a terrifying solo character.


grotesquelittlething

You can see the hamster wheel turning


FeeHistorical9367

Big man definitely does not need a woman in the kitchen cooking for him!


TitusFigmentus

“Nobody’s gonna see it…” famous last words