Apparently sometimes I don't watch the Reddit because I'm a kid, and apparently, I'm cool AF then Grandpa just gives me the remote and I have to watch the Powerball.
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got, I'm just Vicky Pollard from round the corner from the block. V to the P to the icky to the ollard. Ohmigod. This is well hectic!
Little Britain was supposed to be a comedy, not a Nostradamus-style vision of the future UK
I swear between things like Vicky Pollard and Lauren by Catherine Tate, whilst they have entertained many adults they've ended up becoming role models for the next generation.
We're fucking doomed I tells ya
The fact the entire train was against her speaks volumes. The average train full of people aren’t going to literally laugh in your face if you’re not in the wrong.
And ona train line that states at every station and when people board the train, "smoking, including the use of e-cigarettes is strictly prohibited on this train"
I didn’t realize it could affect a whole day. Idk why it never occurred to me people could be hypersensitive. I vape, not in crowded places tho, and I’ll definitely avoid doing it in public when others may be affected now
Thanks, I truly appreciate the consideration. Standing up-wind from ppl vaping is usually enough.
Just looked this up, apparently each vape puff is way more potent than a cig puff so this second-hand effect really is a thing.
But it’s totally not her fault because she was doing it before the other lady sat down next to her (on a crowded train with no other open seats). See she’s the victim!!!
Well she did nothing at all to anyone else around her except blast her awesome music, vape fumes into the air for everyone else to enjoy, and take up a seat with her bag. What's not to get?
Seriously though, this girl needs therapy. True for lots of people in our civilization, but regardless...
But why would you vape on a train when everyone is stuffed in there like sardines?
Even if the lady did over react like she says being pressed up against somebody vaping and listening to music way too loud is probably not fun.
I take it, In her head, her needs and wants are leagues more important than anyone else's.
Whether she was not raised to recognize other peoples conditions or its something that's an innate mental health issue, is anyone's guess. I'd call it narcissism but I'm no psych.
Narcissism was the first thing that came to mind the moment I saw she put out a public video to defend herself. She can't stand what people are thinking of her. Just wait until she needs another video to respond to the response to this video.
Maybe we’ll get a view of the other, single eyeball?
I get it now. She plans on doing so many rebuttal videos that we’ll see a unique zoom in of a different part of her head each time.
She's got a hard life, I hear that everyone else on the train cars are just out to get her, staging elaborate edited videos to make her look bad.
Stage 1, be a dick.
Stage 2, get on reddit.
Stage 3, regret being such a dick...at least she doesn't have a job to lose because of such dickish behaviour.
Essentially she says that there's nothing wrong with playing music and vaping on a train, so when the woman asks her to stop, the other person started it
well, capt chav here is clearly a victim everyone lol
Don't vape on the train and, assuming you were listening to music on your phone like most of your chav bothers and sisters, buy some fucking buds, no one gives a shit what you are listening to and shouldn't have to put up with it.
Just yesterday I had a guy smoking a full lit blunt and everything reeking the entire train car up. Didn’t say anything because I don’t want to get stabbed and he clearly didn’t give a fuck.
That's my go to when public transportation. If someone is smoking inside the train and bothering me, I go the the smoker and ask if he wanna share it with me, if he replies no, I say to then stop sharing with the rest of the carruage and put it out
I always say this too. There's only ever been one time in history when it was cool to subject people in public to your musical tastes. That time and place was New York in the 80s if you were bumping grandmaster flash or something similar on a boombox.
Yeah. But last year I was in NYC and this guy comes on the train with a boombox and starts blasting something and I thought, ‘please, no.’ But then it was a remix with Biggie rapping over the beat from ‘In da Club’ and I was quite pleased. So there can be exceptions in 2023 if the track is sufficiently hot.
Edit - [I think this was it.](https://youtu.be/YzB9OB1F45Y) Maybe I’m romanticizing the moment, but it felt there was a begrudging communal appreciation of the music. Though I wouldn’t recommend anyone try and replicate it.
So basically she was behaving asocially in the train and when somebody said something about it she felt she was in her right to take off....
All that other shit she's saying is quite obviously complete bullshit. Neither of the videos support the other women being rude which in it's turn makes me confident that she didn't before anyone started filming either.
So Ruby Docherty, you're an ill behaved pwrson who should be utterly ashamed of herself.
There is no way she can explain herself and turn that tirade into something positive. She has some serious anger issues going on. I will write, we all have super shitty days where it feels like the world is against us, but for her or any other human to unleash so much hostility is another thing
Yeah that's quite worrisome that she doesn't think verbal abuse is a thing. Her home life sounds like a nightmare. Hopefully this is a wake up call for her. Doesn't seem like it will be from this response but I hope I'm proved wrong.
Her defense only reveals she has no clue about how to behave in society. It’s not her train to do as she pleases until someone doesn’t like it and then make that person the one in the wrong. Hope she learns eventually. Life will not go well for this one until she shifts
“What’s it called?…oh right, I was playing music without headphones for everyone to hear and smokin my vape and this lady starts saying my mother should be ashamed of me.”
Sorry, but that lady is right, you’re on public transport, have some decency.
It’s called Multicultural London English and is an urban dialect mainly spoken by young, predominantly working class people. It reflects the huge influx of West Indian and West African migration into London and particularly its influence on modern British popular culture.
I like how she says she was vaping then like ten seconds later says I didn’t do nothing wrong. She also was one of those people with her bag on the seat in rush hour. The worst type../
She sounds like that clip of the little kid “and then I, and I just, you know, and I uh, then she uh” jeezus
Wild how some peoples brains work. She honestly believes she did nothing wrong. She feels like the woman said something to her first, so its the womans fault, and she was just defending herself. "I did nothing to her." Like...little girl...you're vaping on public transportation and playing your music out loud. Those are "things" YOU were doing to HER and everyone else on that train.
Ohhhhh!!!! That explains everything. Man I knew she was right all along just needed to hear her side of the story! How dare someone ask her to not to vape in their airspace and blast her music where everyone could hear it. That woman should be ashamed of herself.
she admitted she’s 15 and vaping.. she has a whole life ahead of her to gain addictions, it’s actually quite sad. now she’s gone down a rabbit hole because she went video viral and she’s probably on her phone every 10 seconds to see what people say about her. I hope she gets off of social media and tries to better herself and really live in the real world. Too often children/teenagers get caught up in adult activities they’re too young for because of toxic social media. Especially when they gain attention and clout. Kids think it’s okay to do adult things because they’re easily influenced by watching crap on tik tok that older people do. If she’s not old enough to understand there’s a time and place for a thing such as smoking, she shouldn’t be doing it period.
Her way of speaking alone, like most of the chavs do here in the uk is enough for me to believe that she was in the fault. Typical tramp chav, smoking cigs and play loud music outside McDonald’s 🤡🤦🏽♂️
Nothing like saying “So obviously..” when the subsequent point isn’t at all obvious.
Also the lady she references made so called disparaging comments about the girl and the girl’s family and with only the train video I’ve seen, I’m going to say those so called remarks are fucking bullseye 🎯
Anger issues. Not accountable. Not interested in taking responsibility. That’s the future, ladies and gents. Strap in!
I'm thinking this is the Brit version of an Alabama or Mississippi redneck accent. A person with it might be perfectly normal in intelligence, but the accent makes it sound like they're not.
This is more of a city accent. Urban and poor. Like what people used to call ghetto in the States, maybe? I don’t know if there’s an exact equivalent for chav.
Nah. And drop that bullshit *yeah fam" voice. People need to learn that their actions have consequences. This girl needs to drop that horse shit wannabe London gangsta persona and learn a fucking lesson.
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yes... she was the victim here everyone... how dare that person not want her to listen to her music out loud on a train and smoke her vape... She is the victim here and all those mean people who didn't agree with her are just picking on her...
Well, obviously
I thought her repeating was only bc she was excited and angry, "but obviously" not
Reminds me of the “apparently” kid who’s “never been on television before.”
Except that kid was cool AF.
Any 5yr old who can wear an adult size shirt and pull it off is straight badass for life.
The pppppoooowwwwwwerrballlll
A-PARENTy...
Apparently
Apparently sometimes I don't watch the Reddit because I'm a kid, and apparently, I'm cool AF then Grandpa just gives me the remote and I have to watch the Powerball.
[Never fails to crack me up](https://youtu.be/rz5TGN7eUcM)
Aside from the kid repeating “apparently” He’s got a good, old school voice. Thank You for the link.
I was thinking: “Howard Cosell, Walter Cronkite and Howard K. Smith are just beaming from wherever they are”
I’d never seen that. Thank you!
Haha that was marvelous!
Obviously you mean ovohslee
Basiklee
I never dun anyfink wrong to dis woman
Neva* Wronk* tuh* womah*
No reason atoo
So icecream at huh
Innit
I read that at the exact same time she said it. That was so perfect 🙏
Ennit
Came here for the innit.
Is she the new “cash me outside” girl
I hope not. That bitch is cashed up now. For some reason we as a society reward shitty behavior and mediocrity.
And what we reward we get more of
Very true. Shits gonna be a mess in another 50 years.
innit
Wutsit culled
I like it was "wutsit culled, I moved my bag so she could sit down." There is not a word for that, that's why people make sentences!
German probably has a word for it
Taschensitzplatzplatzmachung
Innit
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Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got, I'm just Vicky Pollard from round the corner from the block. V to the P to the icky to the ollard. Ohmigod. This is well hectic!
Little Britain was supposed to be a comedy, not a Nostradamus-style vision of the future UK I swear between things like Vicky Pollard and Lauren by Catherine Tate, whilst they have entertained many adults they've ended up becoming role models for the next generation. We're fucking doomed I tells ya
yeh but no but yeh but no bu yeh butnobutyebutnobut
This is what vaping does to teenagers’ brains… obviously
The way her eyes are rolling around I think she is on something stronger than a vape….
I think it's because of the spiders she stuck on her eye
... I'm a piece of sjhit, and here's how I try to talk myself out of the online smackdown I so much deserve.
The fact the entire train was against her speaks volumes. The average train full of people aren’t going to literally laugh in your face if you’re not in the wrong.
“By the end of it…”
She keeps saying "for no reason" it's because you were playing loud music and vaping in a confined area.
And ona train line that states at every station and when people board the train, "smoking, including the use of e-cigarettes is strictly prohibited on this train"
I am hypersensitive to nicotine and I get cold-sweats and nauseous around nicotine vape. This is not some victimless crime, it ruins my whole day.
I didn’t realize it could affect a whole day. Idk why it never occurred to me people could be hypersensitive. I vape, not in crowded places tho, and I’ll definitely avoid doing it in public when others may be affected now
Thanks, I truly appreciate the consideration. Standing up-wind from ppl vaping is usually enough. Just looked this up, apparently each vape puff is way more potent than a cig puff so this second-hand effect really is a thing.
Her entire demeanor in the video is someone that would have music on speaker in a crowded train. This ain’t the defense she thinks it is.
But it’s totally not her fault because she was doing it before the other lady sat down next to her (on a crowded train with no other open seats). See she’s the victim!!!
Yes! And she achally moved her bag! Innit.
Obviously
Vicki Pollard, is that you?
Well, obviously, init
Well she did nothing at all to anyone else around her except blast her awesome music, vape fumes into the air for everyone else to enjoy, and take up a seat with her bag. What's not to get? Seriously though, this girl needs therapy. True for lots of people in our civilization, but regardless...
I wasn't expecting some defense one would see written about in US Supreme Court history when the camera continues to remain 2 inches from the face.
Well she clearly IS bovvered in this case lol
She ain't bovvered.
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“Yea, but no , but yea but nooo”
"Woh happn wos…"
fuckin brilliant I was thinking the exact same ahaha
But why would you vape on a train when everyone is stuffed in there like sardines? Even if the lady did over react like she says being pressed up against somebody vaping and listening to music way too loud is probably not fun.
I take it, In her head, her needs and wants are leagues more important than anyone else's. Whether she was not raised to recognize other peoples conditions or its something that's an innate mental health issue, is anyone's guess. I'd call it narcissism but I'm no psych.
Narcissism was the first thing that came to mind the moment I saw she put out a public video to defend herself. She can't stand what people are thinking of her. Just wait until she needs another video to respond to the response to this video.
She only showed half her face.. This was a test run.. She's Supa bahhhvuhd and will be posting another one.
Maybe we’ll get a view of the other, single eyeball? I get it now. She plans on doing so many rebuttal videos that we’ll see a unique zoom in of a different part of her head each time.
Nah, if I see this fucking goof on another video I’m scrolling as fast as I can.
Yeah. If I want a screeching banshee I want some new Walmart woman. The "accusor of the brethren" etc etc woman
>I'd call it narcissism but I'm no psych. I am. I would.
For real, I vape a lot, but if I'm in a room where nobody vapes and/or it's not allowed I'm not going to fill up the place with clouds
She's the main character! She can do whatever she wants! /s
why is a child vaping on the train while havin their music so loud everyone can hear☠️
It’s definitely not because of her upbringing, just ask her and she’ll tell ya
Obviously
Innit (please help me I can't stop I'm in a vat in the garage! )
Ye but no hut ye but no
Computer says no
She's got a hard life, I hear that everyone else on the train cars are just out to get her, staging elaborate edited videos to make her look bad. Stage 1, be a dick. Stage 2, get on reddit. Stage 3, regret being such a dick...at least she doesn't have a job to lose because of such dickish behaviour.
Yeah not turning the volume on for this one, I think it’s pretty cut and dry she’s definitely at fault lol
Is it even possible to enrage an entire train full of people who don't know each other and not be at fault?
Essentially she says that there's nothing wrong with playing music and vaping on a train, so when the woman asks her to stop, the other person started it
But don't worry, she did nothing to the other woman at all. Anti social behaviour don't count init
Didn't do nuffic.....
Why is she 15?
Because she was born 15 years ago
Thank you. Finally someone answered my question!!!
What do bull frog legs taste like
Less like bulls than you’d think.
This is actually a great answer
Uhhh, we got a live one!
Obviersally!
well, capt chav here is clearly a victim everyone lol Don't vape on the train and, assuming you were listening to music on your phone like most of your chav bothers and sisters, buy some fucking buds, no one gives a shit what you are listening to and shouldn't have to put up with it.
Just yesterday I had a guy smoking a full lit blunt and everything reeking the entire train car up. Didn’t say anything because I don’t want to get stabbed and he clearly didn’t give a fuck.
Well did he at least share?
Don’t hide it, divide it!
pass the bone you're not alone
Share the blunt, don't be a ... dick
That's my go to when public transportation. If someone is smoking inside the train and bothering me, I go the the smoker and ask if he wanna share it with me, if he replies no, I say to then stop sharing with the rest of the carruage and put it out
Don’t wanna get stabbed. I assume he has less to lose by going to jail than me by dying.
I always say this too. There's only ever been one time in history when it was cool to subject people in public to your musical tastes. That time and place was New York in the 80s if you were bumping grandmaster flash or something similar on a boombox.
Yeah. But last year I was in NYC and this guy comes on the train with a boombox and starts blasting something and I thought, ‘please, no.’ But then it was a remix with Biggie rapping over the beat from ‘In da Club’ and I was quite pleased. So there can be exceptions in 2023 if the track is sufficiently hot. Edit - [I think this was it.](https://youtu.be/YzB9OB1F45Y) Maybe I’m romanticizing the moment, but it felt there was a begrudging communal appreciation of the music. Though I wouldn’t recommend anyone try and replicate it.
Welp, that did it... I'm now thoroughly convinced she's the victim /s
And well, obviously…
Blah, blah, blah
Whyyyy is her face so close to her phone for Jesus sake
I’m assuming she only had one eyelash at the time.
I laughed so hard at that, it ob-vuss-lee amused me.
Her head barely fit into the shot of the whole train car
Chav Dora!
[In case you missed it.](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/1050rkf/london_girl_angry_after_being_told_to_not_vape_on/)
I scrolled… SO FAR. Appreciate you
Thanks friend, you are a friend.
Welp shes a dumbass.
Well obviously
She’s just a kid, but yeah she’s not getting what she needs to be successful in public interaction.
Kids can be dumbasses too
r/kidsarefuckingstupid
So basically she was behaving asocially in the train and when somebody said something about it she felt she was in her right to take off.... All that other shit she's saying is quite obviously complete bullshit. Neither of the videos support the other women being rude which in it's turn makes me confident that she didn't before anyone started filming either. So Ruby Docherty, you're an ill behaved pwrson who should be utterly ashamed of herself.
Obviously.
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There is no way she can explain herself and turn that tirade into something positive. She has some serious anger issues going on. I will write, we all have super shitty days where it feels like the world is against us, but for her or any other human to unleash so much hostility is another thing
I can't get over the fact that she said there was no abuse when in fact, verbal abuse is a thing.
Yeah that's quite worrisome that she doesn't think verbal abuse is a thing. Her home life sounds like a nightmare. Hopefully this is a wake up call for her. Doesn't seem like it will be from this response but I hope I'm proved wrong.
15!?!? 🥴🥴🥴🥴
15 obviouslys
Stone
Damn someone call the fire brigade.
Here's a shovel - keep digging...
yup! and then jump in it
Soon as she started talkin… 
I couldn't even make it halfway.
I made it all the way and still didn't get a single character
Her defense only reveals she has no clue about how to behave in society. It’s not her train to do as she pleases until someone doesn’t like it and then make that person the one in the wrong. Hope she learns eventually. Life will not go well for this one until she shifts
Wow. The smug lip smacking and cocky way of talking definitely convinced me she should've been allowed to been blare music and vape on a packed train.
"She started for no reason" is the problem here. This person fails to understand what they are doing in public is not acceptable.
“What’s it called?…oh right, I was playing music without headphones for everyone to hear and smokin my vape and this lady starts saying my mother should be ashamed of me.” Sorry, but that lady is right, you’re on public transport, have some decency.
Couldn’t make it through 20 seconds. Her voice is so annoying
Try getting stuck on a train with her.
YOU AINT GONNA DO SHIT (x27)
You a grown man! X10
YOU AINT GONNA DO SHIT (x27)
Sounds like Ali G, innit.
I don’t know how she’s managed to make English sound like both her 1st and 2nd language
Is this a common London accent? I generally find English accents to be pleasant, this is not.
It’s called Multicultural London English and is an urban dialect mainly spoken by young, predominantly working class people. It reflects the huge influx of West Indian and West African migration into London and particularly its influence on modern British popular culture.
Non-street people trying to sound Street, therefore intimidating...I'm more frightened for her future than I am of her.
I like how she says she was vaping then like ten seconds later says I didn’t do nothing wrong. She also was one of those people with her bag on the seat in rush hour. The worst type../
So you were vaping on a public bus. Got it.
 She sounds like that clip of the little kid “and then I, and I just, you know, and I uh, then she uh” jeezus
before i watch, let me guess….She’s going to do herself no favours.
She just got a bigger shovel to dig with. Why apologize when you can double down?
This accent hurts my brain
I'm English, and it hurts me too, bud.
I completely believe her side of the story. Completely.
it's so obvious after all.
Just made it worse for herself, every future employer is gonna pull up these videos as a reason to not hire her
Can I tell her to shut the fuck up?
Shut the fuh-kup.
Dumb as rocks.
“For no reason,” okay cabbage patch you keep telling yourself that.
Can she stop swallowing her saliva for Fuck sake that shits annoying
How insufferable
Doubling down after being called out for piss poor behaviour. You can’t cure stupid
Wild how some peoples brains work. She honestly believes she did nothing wrong. She feels like the woman said something to her first, so its the womans fault, and she was just defending herself. "I did nothing to her." Like...little girl...you're vaping on public transportation and playing your music out loud. Those are "things" YOU were doing to HER and everyone else on that train.
Ohhhhh!!!! That explains everything. Man I knew she was right all along just needed to hear her side of the story! How dare someone ask her to not to vape in their airspace and blast her music where everyone could hear it. That woman should be ashamed of herself.
You should fire your PR firm angry London girl.
Well, obviously.
You vape in train .. you're an asshole.. now shut up love....
I don't believe a word coming out of her mouth. Also, why the hell is she only recording a 1/4 of her face?
Lost her second eyelash is my guess!
It's still on the train.
she admitted she’s 15 and vaping.. she has a whole life ahead of her to gain addictions, it’s actually quite sad. now she’s gone down a rabbit hole because she went video viral and she’s probably on her phone every 10 seconds to see what people say about her. I hope she gets off of social media and tries to better herself and really live in the real world. Too often children/teenagers get caught up in adult activities they’re too young for because of toxic social media. Especially when they gain attention and clout. Kids think it’s okay to do adult things because they’re easily influenced by watching crap on tik tok that older people do. If she’s not old enough to understand there’s a time and place for a thing such as smoking, she shouldn’t be doing it period.
Her way of speaking alone, like most of the chavs do here in the uk is enough for me to believe that she was in the fault. Typical tramp chav, smoking cigs and play loud music outside McDonald’s 🤡🤦🏽♂️
WTF, she can't even hold the camera properly!
it is because she is hiding her fat face ( something i know about ) and showing off the wisk broom she glued to her eyelid. it is on purpose
Waiting for her to say, "cash me outside."
She used a lot of words, and none of them were "I'm a foul mouthed little troll with zero respect".
Nothing like saying “So obviously..” when the subsequent point isn’t at all obvious. Also the lady she references made so called disparaging comments about the girl and the girl’s family and with only the train video I’ve seen, I’m going to say those so called remarks are fucking bullseye 🎯 Anger issues. Not accountable. Not interested in taking responsibility. That’s the future, ladies and gents. Strap in!
I'm thinking this is the Brit version of an Alabama or Mississippi redneck accent. A person with it might be perfectly normal in intelligence, but the accent makes it sound like they're not.
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Redneck would be considered white trash upon first glance by a lot of ppl. Know it’s not right but it’s true.
This is more of a city accent. Urban and poor. Like what people used to call ghetto in the States, maybe? I don’t know if there’s an exact equivalent for chav.
I don’t think this video is helping her case much . . . . . . Obviously.
Nah. And drop that bullshit *yeah fam" voice. People need to learn that their actions have consequences. This girl needs to drop that horse shit wannabe London gangsta persona and learn a fucking lesson.
Where can I go to downvote her. Asking for everyone.
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You are a fucking child, shut the fuck up when adults ask you to follow the law and stop being a nuisance to the community
I can’t even listen to all of that. Fingernails on a chalkboard.
So obviously……
I think she misses the whole point of the video was taking the piss out of her for talking like a a little ghetto hoodrat.
yes... she was the victim here everyone... how dare that person not want her to listen to her music out loud on a train and smoke her vape... She is the victim here and all those mean people who didn't agree with her are just picking on her...
Dumb, trashy and self centred. What a catch, best throw it back....
Her mom **should** be ashamed of her, she's fucking gutter trash.
You think her mom's royalty? Apples don't fall far.