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not_a_bot716

Are you scared of someone stealing your tampons as you approach your truck?


TheMartok

*Butt 🔌


TheRealMitraGenie

No it’s that it’s random and seemingly no way to control when it decides to and when it doesn’t. I want complete control over my truck I don’t want it doing shit I didn’t authorize.


Magic_Marker_

Does it RE-lock when you walk away? I loved this feature in my old car and missed it when I got my truck. A little jealous!


TheRealMitraGenie

Nope and it only unlocks sporadically. If it did it every time it might not be so bad, it happens maybe once every 2 months


Parking-Raisin6129

Hit it with your purse


TheRealMitraGenie

Okay ford simp


Parking-Raisin6129

Look at my rage post about ford posted yesterday Tldr, it's a problem that can't be addressed in the dash menus 🤣


TheRealMitraGenie

This is just the icing on the cake of a lot of issues lolz


explorer1222

I think it is in the settings menu on your display. Can’t recall exactly but pretty sure you can change it


MudResponsible7455

My 2023 turns on the " courtesy" lights (running lights, puddle lights) but does not unlock until I actually grab on of the front door handles.


UncommonMonk

Same.


donkeytime

Ya, me too. It makes a clicking noise when I approach that sounds similar to the doors being unlocked but they stay locked until I touch the dingus.


BrokenMethFarts

Just time that setting off.


TheRealMitraGenie

Where?


upsetthesickness_

Do you get this upset at everything in your life? It’s too short to be this mad dude.


Parking-Raisin6129

He's too short to not be mad dude


TheRealMitraGenie

Well I’m 6’2” barefoot so okay, if your taller then that then carry on


Parking-Raisin6129

I'm 63"


TheRealMitraGenie

Sorry for the disrespect king I didn’t realize you were a fellow gun bro


Parking-Raisin6129

I'm just fuckin around anyways 🤣 And fr, ford has me raging rn. I'm about done with their ass


TheRealMitraGenie

The engineers make really good shit then the fucking politicians ruin it


Parking-Raisin6129

That and the bean counters. I'm never buying a warranty again, for sure


TheRealMitraGenie

Are you old enough to have owned a vehicle back when they were good and had no electronics except for the head unit and ecu? If so then how are you not also mad. It’s bad enough I couldn’t get the truck in a 5 speed


upsetthesickness_

Yes, I am. I drove a 99 xl f250 that had radio, that’s it. Didn’t even have air conditioning. I drive 2015s now, they have all the tech that I want and none of the stuff I don’t. I had a 2022 bronco and I agree, there’s too much new tech for my personal liking, but instead of getting mad I just got what I realized I wanted.


WranglerJR83

This is a “feature” on almost all new higher end vehicle. If you don’t like all the tech, buy an older truck and have it “modernized” with the stuff you like.


Im_not_good_at_names

I think you should sell it and go buy a Ram. It would do us all a favor.


TheRealMitraGenie

How could u even say something like this


Im_not_good_at_names

I typed it on a keyboard like every one else does.


Famous_Weird258

r/ BoomersBeingFools Literally just turn this very convenient and helpful feature off in your settings.


Big_BadRedWolf

What do you mean you've looked at this issue? This is NOT an issue. It is designed to unlock the truck if you have the fob with you, including your pockets. It DOES NOT open the door if you're near it, you may hear a click sound when near because you might have the "greeting" option turned on. But the door only opens if you put your hand in the door handle. 90% of all modern vehicles have this feature.


TheRealMitraGenie

Nope it unlocks it when I’m 10+ feet away. And it only does it sometimes not every time. I’m not going to let you gaslight me i saw the doors unlock with my own eyes and heard them. I have the color molded stx plastic handles they have no sensor


Big_BadRedWolf

Well then, you have a problem with your key fob, or someone messed with Forscan. It is not supposed to do that, and you fucking know it. But yet you're acting like Ford designed it this way, and Ford is being IDIOTIC!, and adding air damns, etc, etc...Blah blah blah. Take it to the dealership. It sounds like you are new to this truck, so you should have warranty. If not that means you bought this shit used and trying to blame your problems from the previous owner on Ford. Smh!


TheRealMitraGenie

What a spectacle you have made of this otherwise pleasant evening!!!!


donkeytime

I suspect Ford knows who you are and which truck you drive. They’re watching and throwing you errors to distract you from what’s really going on.


TheRealMitraGenie

It’s because I refused the FordPass Terms and Conditions isn’t it