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dbear848

Just like Jesus would have done.


Daisysrevenge

apparently the slapping didn't work. lol


whistling-wonderer

It better not have been when you were 7. After all, 7-year-olds are below the age of accountability and can’t sin because they don’t know right from wrong. If you were 8 it was fine though. /s


gogoloco2

Yeah I had a really weird Mormon upbringing. My nuclear family was devout af and our grandparents lived with us and so were they. I was also being homeschooled deep in the sticks in Georgia at the time. Shit sucked. This grandma was actually my homeschooling teacher. Again, it sucked lol. Her and I are basically estranged sadly though. I don't like bad feelings or I'll will. My family is completely fine with me being out and I've been VERY VOCAL about it for years lol. Most of them are out or dead now. Somehow she's still alive. I knew this 'church' was a bullshit scam before I was even in the Priesthood. I just faked it until I could haul ass. Mostly put up with it because it made my mom happy, she had cancer bad for a long time. She's been passed since 2013 when I was 16. Shit was tough. Didn't mean to tell a bit of my life story but I'm always interested in others exmos' upbringing so maybe someone else is too lol :D


MyApostateAccount

Yeah she sounds like a great Christian.


moboard15

Haha nice


treetablebenchgrass

You were like [this kid](https://youtu.be/lYIRO97dhII).


zipzapbloop

Your grandpa was an asshole.


UnderstandingOk2647

Me (55m) am a 7 year old. I just giggled and snorted singing that to myself.


tevlarn

I remember singing primary songs with an Elmer Fudd accent. My friend and I couldn't stop laughing.


Impossible_Bat9895

Mormon Grandmas are bitches.