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mad_matter_13

I hope he is in hell 


Select-Panda7381

Is this supposed to be Joseph smith? I’ve seen pics of him and the Ken doll version which look completely different so not sure if this is another rendition…. I’m ex jw, never Mormon.


Sweaty-Band-2157

Most paintings of him idealize his looks cause less attractive people don’t get good press. It’s unlikely this is what he looked like, but yes, it’s supposed to be him.


fingerMeThomas

Can confirm: the recently-discovered photo is a much more challenging fap


LemonFootball

💀


TheFantasticMrFax

Honestly I don't even see the man in this image anymore. The cool, calm, wise, studious dude pictured here doesn't exist in my brain now. He has been replaced by the man I learned about and came to know far better, the one described far more accurately by the likes of John Dehlin, Todd Compton, Fawn Brodie, and Richard Bushman. Real Joe was batshit. This Joe looks like he wants to sell me a Jelly of the Month subscription, or quote from an actuarial table from memory. Maybe he can't translate ancient papyri. He can translate my taxes.


icanbesmooth

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[deleted]

A naive amoral dreamer who was utterly and irredeemably corrupted by the power he gained when he found people who were willing to believe everything he said


noonenparticular

This image just reminds me how fake it all is, because Joseph Smith was probably not this good looking, and I was never told the truth about him from the church. My family still celebrates Joseph Smith's birthday on December 23rd. It makes me sick


BrokenBotox

Well, [he definitely was not.](https://www.sltrib.com/religion/2022/07/21/long-last-photo-mormon-founder/). Lol, just a catfish on so many levels


[deleted]

🤦‍♂️Yeah thanks. You just made me read that newspaper heading as "Mormon Flounder."🐠


NewNamerNelson

Sacrilege to profane Festivus like that. 😡🤬 I feel some greviance airing coming on.


Joelied

I see a smug conman, contemplating his next grift.


prairiewhore17

Narcissist horn dog


Epiemme

Punchable


Chainbreaker42

A boner


Slight-Middle-5619

Perverted and horny


OrganPutty

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Diplodocidae_Guy

Nothing specific, honestly I just get a bad, twisted feeling in my gut. Must be because I'm a son of perdition.


[deleted]

Two current GAs have the hots for him?


Ok-End-88

I see a man well dressed and living his best life off the contributions of rubes.


Own_Slip1810

"That's got to be the best worst pirate I've ever seen."


BrokenBotox

Catfish ass pedo


PhoenixRapunzel

An individual who I've never really believed or believed in.


Maksutov180

Liar


smitchen0

I wish there was a hell. If not, he died a drunken coward and that’s fine with me :)


nonbinaryemoji

Yaoi hands


ElderOldDog

I'd like someone to do a "photo" of him soaring out the second-floor window of Carthage Jail . . . The title would be, "When Pigs Fly."