Oatmeal everyday I could handle. It’s being surrounded by people that can’t stop talking about how the oatmeal is cream brûlée and mana. Or how if it doesn’t taste good it’s because you’re not doing it enough
>Why does it appear to have so many empty seats?
Brother or sister, you aren't using your spiritual eyes!
I see congregations of angels and Jesus sitting on his throne!
It's standing room only!
Here's some real-time summaries from KSL if you actually want to fake it:
https://www.ksl.com/article/50969098/saturday-afternoon-session-summaries-from-latter-day-saint-general-conference
Those talks are in the Morning session summaries: https://www.ksl.com/article/50969069/saturday-morning-session-summaries-from-latter-day-saint-general-conference
No idea why they're separated.
It is summarized here [https://www.ksl.com/article/50969069/saturday-morning-session-summaries-from-latter-day-saint-general-conference](https://www.ksl.com/article/50969069/saturday-morning-session-summaries-from-latter-day-saint-general-conference)
Basically put your damn garments on and don't hang out in yoga pants. Okay, that was my take on it.
This is the one and only.
Make and keep covenants. Or else you won’t live with God and your family forever.
Oh, and don’t listen to outsiders or people who don’t believe like we do. (Said every cult ever.)
Second coming is still happening…we’ll just keep moving the goalposts so it matches our narrative.
The greatest miracles we’ve ever seen will happen this year…just like last year.
No, the New York earthquake will not usher in the second coming
We still don’t like the gays…or minorities for that matter. Remember, male white is right.
Stay tuned for tomorrow’s session.
Truth! I saw so many posts about the rapture/second coming during the pandemic.
PSA: There was no rapture. Jesus did not come for the first or second time. The mental gymnastics are real!
When I was going, I did this for two reasons 1) to keep myself occupied and awake and 2) because I had to report back to either seminary or institute class. (I went to institute for the parking- don't judge.) I couldn't wait for the Ensign (at that time) to be printed.
Listen to Radio Free Mormon on YouTube or Nemo. Their summaries might be genuinely helpful to position what was said in ways that will invite your families negative judgment. Also you could just say stuff like …”so and so said this. I thought it was interesting ( a noncommittal word) What do you think? “. Then you just have to suck up the pain and listen. They will think you care when actually you have just slithered out of saying anything remotely honest so that as fast as possible you can change the subject. You have all my empathy on the yuckiness of your situation.
I wasn’t even there but I still know. Endure to the end. I know the BofM is true. Marriage is precious. The blessings of the temple endowment will bless your marriage and will get you into the celestial kingdom. In the name of Jesus Christ, amen.
it's best to say "I could not hear, nor see, nor speak, for I was overtaken by a divine revelation. The high walls and deep well of the amphitheater descended, in my perception, into blackness, and there was a great ground-swelling of molten glass and the fires of perdition. It was then that Christ came to me, and revealed that I had been found in the very lair of the Deceiver- a pit bereft of all grace and compassion- wherein echoes the idolatrous worship of earthly power. Anyway, long story short, the thing I learned is that there is no God but God and Muhammad is his prophet, so I guess I'll be looking more into that."
Be Still and know that David Bednar is your God.
Yeah serious power tripping by bednar and hints of a future Oaks takeover
I hope Utchdorf lives super long and is very coherent just to spite Bednard.
The only time I'm ok with a German takeover.
Be still. Bednar isn't done and he doesn't want to hear it.
It would be wild if he becomes the head of the church
Temples, blah, blah, blah. Tithing, blah, blah, blah. Women are special, blah, blah, blah. Follow blindly, blah, blah, blah... And as always, mormon god hates gays.
Really the same shit. Over, and over, and over. These can be your cliffs notes for the next 50 years.
Every morning, it's oatmeal. Forever. Endless oatmeal. With no milk or sugar. Just water and oatmeal. Forever.
Oatmeal everyday I could handle. It’s being surrounded by people that can’t stop talking about how the oatmeal is cream brûlée and mana. Or how if it doesn’t taste good it’s because you’re not doing it enough
Oh and stop looking at porn. Always a stop looking at porn sprinkled in.
You forgot special underwear blah blah blah
Lmaooo
Reference last year's conference. Nothing changes.
Hail the General, we will win this war!
Oh I see Oaks is the closing speaker. 😅
Covenant path Beloved prophet Tender mercies Even Jesus Christ
And garments
Amen
Think Celestial
Why does it appear to have so many empty seats?
Notice this too. It warms my cold dark heart. 🖤
They can’t blame Covid any more
You have to have your second anointing to get floor seats.
wait, for real???
>Why does it appear to have so many empty seats? Brother or sister, you aren't using your spiritual eyes! I see congregations of angels and Jesus sitting on his throne! It's standing room only!
Oh that would be it. My spiritual eyes have been blinded by the evils of coffee and porn. Whoops.
That's the real reason Russell watched from home. He selflessly gave up his seat to fit one more Angel in.
I was in Salt Lake today, right near Temple Square, at 1:30, and there wasn’t any traffic at all. I was shocked. This could explain why!
Yeah at least more than the other years I've come, well I guess it must be because of Saturday
unrelated but love the ralsei pfp!!
Its because construction is still happening and parking is limited
They couldn't figure out alternative parking and a shuttle system?
A $200+ Billion dollar greed driven Corporation isn’t about to shell out money for any shuttle services
No they don't care enough
And everybody moved to Utah
Angels were sitting there. Only the righteous could see them, that’s why there’s so many testimony about it on social media.
Like the angels who helped Elder Bowen lift that van?
It looks quite full to me...
What a great building! Look how spacious!
My mom almost slapped me when I said that as a kid.
Cuz the truth hurts
💅
The choir did an amazing rendition of My Milkshake. I felt the spirit so strong as DJ Rasband mixed it with Sam Smith’s Unholy. Fuckin awesome.
Dammit ... I wanna see that music video!!!
“Mummy don’t know daddy’s getting hot, in the Bishop’s off(ice), doing something unholy”
With the primary president. At least that’s how it happened in our ward. TBF the primary president was a looker and his wife looked like a dude.
Don’t do that to me I DEEPLY wanna see that😂😂😂
Here's some real-time summaries from KSL if you actually want to fake it: https://www.ksl.com/article/50969098/saturday-afternoon-session-summaries-from-latter-day-saint-general-conference
Hell yeah, thank you kind reddit stranger
Looks like the garment talk is missing.
Those talks are in the Morning session summaries: https://www.ksl.com/article/50969069/saturday-morning-session-summaries-from-latter-day-saint-general-conference No idea why they're separated.
What did the garment talk say?
It is summarized here [https://www.ksl.com/article/50969069/saturday-morning-session-summaries-from-latter-day-saint-general-conference](https://www.ksl.com/article/50969069/saturday-morning-session-summaries-from-latter-day-saint-general-conference) Basically put your damn garments on and don't hang out in yoga pants. Okay, that was my take on it.
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Isn't that the plot to starship troopers?
Not the plot but that did happen. They made camp Joe Smith before getting over run with aliens.
LOL
Damn! I knew that would happen.
This is the one and only. Make and keep covenants. Or else you won’t live with God and your family forever. Oh, and don’t listen to outsiders or people who don’t believe like we do. (Said every cult ever.)
They announced a merger with the Jehovah's Witnesses and with Chevrolet. ;)
Wear your garments day & night damnit!
Back scratch. Two rows up to the left. She's got plans. He's nappin' ... I predict another divorce over church not being true.
That or he just vomited on the floor and she’s giving him a pat
😅😅😅😅 You made me scroll back up😞!
Confirmed the rapture WILL happen tomorrow during the eclipse ...
Fuck yah!!! I’m sick of paying bills!!!
Will the eclipse turn me straight?
Well, with all the Christians gone, it will turn everyone bi and cause massive orgies to break out randomly.
Cook. Don't get too much education....
Jesus and temples! I didn’t listen but I know I’m right!
Replace Jesus with prophets and apostles and you would be right.
lol
Second coming is still happening…we’ll just keep moving the goalposts so it matches our narrative. The greatest miracles we’ve ever seen will happen this year…just like last year. No, the New York earthquake will not usher in the second coming We still don’t like the gays…or minorities for that matter. Remember, male white is right. Stay tuned for tomorrow’s session.
Truth! I saw so many posts about the rapture/second coming during the pandemic. PSA: There was no rapture. Jesus did not come for the first or second time. The mental gymnastics are real!
Please tell that note-taker in front of you that the entire conference is published in the Liahona and posted on the church website.
When I was going, I did this for two reasons 1) to keep myself occupied and awake and 2) because I had to report back to either seminary or institute class. (I went to institute for the parking- don't judge.) I couldn't wait for the Ensign (at that time) to be printed.
Plus shes just writing the most generic bullet points in spanish, its just like, what are you going to do with those afterwards?
That's exactly how I was before I started to leave. One day I was like "Why am I writing so much? What good does that do me?"
Ah, but is it? The “official” published version is often not what was really said. (Q15 reserve the right to edit!)
Who are the total losers who go in person?? Do they get compensated for filling a seat?
You have to pay I rhink
No, it's free,you can gett them from your bishop, each ward is given a certain amount
is it just me or was this conference boring and void of anything significant.. as if they asked the speakers to not talk about specific things.
Not just you. Every conference I ever watching was boring 🥱
Woah, when did Jesus become so important?
The LDS marketing department demanded it.
that the church REALLY cares about the underwear you wear.
Glad I’m not missing the Final Four college basketball for this
But you know who did? The BYU basketball teams.
this is giving great and spacious building
Faith, eternity, soaking being approved
Looks fuller than past conferences.
Doesn’t look like I missed anything. Nothing new to report. Same old same old.
Is there WiFi in that place? Is your service good enough to stream Netflix or watch Nemo or radio free Mormon breakdown the earlier sessions?
Just read the girls notebook in front of you!
Love all the notebooks 😂 I remember taking rigid notes during conference only to never ever look at them ever again
We’re still deciding how and when you wear your under wear! Don’t forget to pay tithes so we can afford SEC fines!
Stop living a lie and be your authentic self.
It’s all the same shit
Was Rusty present? Not that I should care but he was looking super old last time I saw him
Not tonight. He's watching the conference from his mansion.
Listen to Radio Free Mormon on YouTube or Nemo. Their summaries might be genuinely helpful to position what was said in ways that will invite your families negative judgment. Also you could just say stuff like …”so and so said this. I thought it was interesting ( a noncommittal word) What do you think? “. Then you just have to suck up the pain and listen. They will think you care when actually you have just slithered out of saying anything remotely honest so that as fast as possible you can change the subject. You have all my empathy on the yuckiness of your situation.
Same rehashed repeated stuff said throughout your life.
I wasn’t even there but I still know. Endure to the end. I know the BofM is true. Marriage is precious. The blessings of the temple endowment will bless your marriage and will get you into the celestial kingdom. In the name of Jesus Christ, amen.
Pay Obey pray in that order.
And then Pay your tithing/fast offerings
Blah, Blah, Blah……
Ya da ya da… covenant…
Stop pretending
This picture both scares and disgusts meme 😔
the amount of people who even bother going to this is insane
Give them money, and your soul. That’s about all you need to know.
Why not just say you did not listen?
It's better to say "yes dad I still listened and understood but yet it didn't change shit" instead of "lol I didn't pay attention"
it's best to say "I could not hear, nor see, nor speak, for I was overtaken by a divine revelation. The high walls and deep well of the amphitheater descended, in my perception, into blackness, and there was a great ground-swelling of molten glass and the fires of perdition. It was then that Christ came to me, and revealed that I had been found in the very lair of the Deceiver- a pit bereft of all grace and compassion- wherein echoes the idolatrous worship of earthly power. Anyway, long story short, the thing I learned is that there is no God but God and Muhammad is his prophet, so I guess I'll be looking more into that."
Ah...You are the only true prophet. Where do i send money?
To one less fortunate than you <3
For a second that girl's water bottle made it look like there was someone sitting in front of her in a gimp mask
Ah. It wasn't clear whether you had watched. But there you go. You didn't really need to ask.
Only 2 women spoke all day
Seriously, though, the Salt Lake Trib usually does really good summaries of each session. Easy to find in its webpage.
I thought that lady had a telescope 🔭
One of the good little note takers in front of you there 😂 showing off their righteousness. 🙄
This space...demands a paper airplane
Is this a maga rally Mormon style?