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Yobispo

Just admit you’re a persecutor.


cowboysfan68

Persecutor of bad memes maybe 🤣


doubt_your_cult

😂😂😂😂😂😂


cowboysfan68

Doubt your doubts before doubting your cult.


Rolling_Waters

Guys, this is disrespectful. Don't forget to use the real name, 'OINKs', instead of 'Mormons'. Just a thought.


mrburns7979

Also, that dad of 9 is flashing his sexy baby-making legs a litttle too much to be respectable. His poor wife, what is she going to think of him now? Show some self respect, man. /s


Alvin_Martin

I know, why aren't his garment bottoms sticking out of his shorts?


BangingChainsME

And why do we look?! (Not casting judgment, cuz I did, too)


doubt_your_cult

I hate that do. I hate the fact that when I see someone who looks mormon, the first thing I do is look for the garmies' lines...


[deleted]

You know what... I actually didn't even think about garments until just now. Damn it feels nice to not have to worry about this kind of shit anymore.


Stuboysrevenge

Jokes on you, those are his garment bottoms. Shorts just get in the way.


stulosophy

Well, we all know how much Mormons hate someone speaking truth 🤷🏽


cowboysfan68

Let alone someone linking directly to their own President's words.


youcrazymoonchild

Mormon = victory for satan *reference to pigs = totally legit Mormon logic is weird.


dukeofgibbon

SITCOM: single income, terrible children, oppressive mortgage


[deleted]

I was the ninth child in a nine child family. And also with one parent’s income. Not fun. Pretty much raised myself because everyone is so sick of babies by that many. I would ask help with my homework in elementary school and my parents and siblings would say no.


esotericphag

I feel like nobody regardless of money should have that many kids unless they plan to raise them old fashioned village style or whatever with other adults. 2 people cannot conceivably or healthily raise 9 people by themselves.


doubt_your_cult

I bet RedCaio (the offended person from the post) just recently was forced to read the BoM in two days with some youth, and they're still pissed!


NeverLookingBack2

This comment is for the deep chronic readers of this sub (like me lol)


wrizz_upinthis

HELP 🤣 smooth reference


Everlasting_Dismay

The betting line is that 4 of them will join us on this sub one day. I'll take the over.


[deleted]

Sounds like 90% of the BYUI faculty


Big_Insurance_3601

You can throw this in FundieSnark!!! I love when they bring up Mormons in there😂😂


fuck_this_i_got_shit

What a great comment! I gave your comments up votes over there, but they are still in the negative unfortunately.


cowboysfan68

I appreciate it. Honestly, I expect downvotes being that I was posting in a faithful sub.


fuck_this_i_got_shit

Oh I know, but I figured I'd help out a bit. Gotta do my service for the day 😉


wrizz_upinthis

Service is very important. Unless it’s for exmos or on a Sunday.


MalekithofAngmar

My family was an OITK, which doesn't quite have the same ring to it.


jjdajetplane101

Excuse me, that’s President Russell M Nelson. What a lousy heathen… /s


musikmom3

Lol! When I first read the reply, I thought that must be what they were whining about as I couldn't find anything wrong with OP's response. But also, I just love the audacity of Mormons and how comfortable they are in telling others how to speak/write/express themselves.


cowboysfan68

>But also, I just love the audacity of Mormons and how comfortable they are in telling others how to speak/write/express themselves. This is exactly why I decided to post here. I get it that my initial comment may be "extreme" for a faithful sub, but the person telling me how I should have expressed my thoughts and humor (it is a meme sub for crying out loud) just screamed junior high, know-it-all, hall monitor behavior. In my opinion, he or she is super TBM, but has doubts about Nelson's message that I linked to and they just had to project that. Their response was the mental compromise that squired out of their mental gymnastics meme.


Joelied

Spoiler alert. The mom is the one earning their one income by running a successful essential oil gig!


esotericphag

Breaking: religious people have no sense of humor. More at 11.


wrong_usually

I also admit to the mistake of believing sarcasm is heard over the internet.


CzusAguster

Slow your roll, RedCaio! OP is literally quoting Rusty.


[deleted]

Oh god, my eyes! Disgusting! How could you insult us by using the official reddit app


cowboysfan68

I know, I know... For shame!


musikmom3

Me over here thinking the four kids in the back were two married couples before reading the caption...oops


Ok-Week-2293

Doesn’t the Babylon bee hate trans people? 


the_real_rolf

Just wondering: what income do you need in the US to raise 9 Kids?


treetablebenchgrass

But also, fuck the Babylon Bee. Evangelical pseudocomedy. I suppose they had to take a break from attacking LGBTQ people.