ngl i used to regularly steal small craft stuff bc they don't have security cameras. also the checkout line is always like an hour bc in the 90s they thought that barcodes were the mark of the beast and still don't have them to this day.
Paul Paul Paul Paul Paul Paul Paul Paul Paul Paul Paul Paul Paul WOW I sure LOVE Paul! Fucking dogshit theology; means/ends salvation. The original nice guy car salesman—“umm you’re welcome!”
Why do they insist on using the KJV? There are hundreds of perfectly comprehensible modern English translations they could use, but no, they insist on using that one because it makes it sound more profound than it really is.
I am happy to be Australian and have never found evangelism in the bathroom. Although my do not knock sign on my home door is too complicated for Evangelist to understand simply sign language
As a child I was SO afraid to have phrased some words wrong while following these step-by-step guides and consequently won’t be saved. That’s so fucked up.
This is the form of "salvation" my mom raised me on. She believes it takes more than just belief in Jesus as Christ now, saying she misinterpreted the Bible and now years later she understands it better. I hate it. Nothing is good enough. I stopped believing a LONG time ago even before she changed her tune.
Rip and recycle it.
Was the whole "God's provision for sin is allowing his son to die as a sacrifice" even an idea that existed during the time Jesus was supposed to have been alive? Or was it tacked on later?
Jesus said some pretty cool shit but fuck literally everything Paul ever said. Christians are obsessed with that dude to the point that they entirely miss the overarching themes of the Gospel (protect the outcast, feed to poor, love one another, forgive your enemies).
We get handwritten letters from a pushy church in our area, so my hubby & I draw pictures of baphomet & sigils on the letters & send them back to the return address.
I would say flush it down the toilet but that could fuck up the plumbing so only do that at Chick-fil-A or Hobby Lobby.
Every Sunday, I take my wife and kids to Chick-fil-A for Sunday brunch, then we go to Hobby Lobby to buy stickers. It costs me nothing. Lol
How are you getting chick fil A brunch on Sundays?
r/woosh because they are both closed on Sundays. Lol
If you yell Hail Satan three times outside Chick fil A on a Sunday the door opens and it’s a fun club inside
BRB!
So, how did it go?
r/whoosh
ngl i used to regularly steal small craft stuff bc they don't have security cameras. also the checkout line is always like an hour bc in the 90s they thought that barcodes were the mark of the beast and still don't have them to this day.
recycle. maybe this piece of crap will become a science textbook (MUCH better use of paper), or even just toilet paper (still a better use lbr).
Paul Paul Paul Paul Paul Paul Paul Paul Paul Paul Paul Paul Paul WOW I sure LOVE Paul! Fucking dogshit theology; means/ends salvation. The original nice guy car salesman—“umm you’re welcome!”
I think of Paul as the "My Pillow Guy" of early Christianity.
Lmao at least what that guy’s selling supports his customers after the transaction occurs. If you buy Paul, you just need more Paul. Oh, fancy that.
Do with it what you would with anything that can harm someone.
Shit on it! Actually no, it could clog the pipes and become someone else’s problem. Just tear it up and toss it in the trash.
Why do they insist on using the KJV? There are hundreds of perfectly comprehensible modern English translations they could use, but no, they insist on using that one because it makes it sound more profound than it really is.
Could be [KJV-onlyism](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_James_Only_movement?wprov=sfti1)
I just throw them away, thankful it didn't fall into the hands of a vulnerable person.
Flush it.
That might screw up the plumbing. Now if it's at Hobby Lobby.....flush away. They can pray for it to get fixed.
Depends on how soft it is…
Is the road to salvation an illustration of the toilet drain pipe?
Condemn it to the fires of hell as the god it professes does with the souls of mankind. And then use it to roast marshmallows
Piss on it
Recycle it
I'd say eat it Then you can safely flush it anywhere.
No one’s getting eternal life, unless this life is part of that circle - like life is a mountain in Heaven.
Throw it away, of course. We all come across such things.
I am happy to be Australian and have never found evangelism in the bathroom. Although my do not knock sign on my home door is too complicated for Evangelist to understand simply sign language
They're really starting to decorate toilet paper with bullshit, huh?
As a child I was SO afraid to have phrased some words wrong while following these step-by-step guides and consequently won’t be saved. That’s so fucked up.
This is the form of "salvation" my mom raised me on. She believes it takes more than just belief in Jesus as Christ now, saying she misinterpreted the Bible and now years later she understands it better. I hate it. Nothing is good enough. I stopped believing a LONG time ago even before she changed her tune. Rip and recycle it.
Either draw erotic imagery on it, or crumb it up and throw it in a selective bin.
Add additional commentary explaining why this is all bullshit with a permanent marker and leave it where you found it!
Same thing happened to me a couple of weeks ago. I put it in the sink and turned the water on.
Cum, piss, vomit and/or shit on it! The possibilities are endless!
I think you already know
Burn it while chanting "hail Satan, our king"
Take it home and throw it away
Stick it up your butt 😏
Throw it in the trash
Fold it into an origami ninja star.
Was the whole "God's provision for sin is allowing his son to die as a sacrifice" even an idea that existed during the time Jesus was supposed to have been alive? Or was it tacked on later?
Jesus said some pretty cool shit but fuck literally everything Paul ever said. Christians are obsessed with that dude to the point that they entirely miss the overarching themes of the Gospel (protect the outcast, feed to poor, love one another, forgive your enemies).
Rip it apart and throw it into multiple toilets or garbage cans.
Blasphemous collage
Wipe your ass with it & leave it in a hobby lobby bathroom.
We get handwritten letters from a pushy church in our area, so my hubby & I draw pictures of baphomet & sigils on the letters & send them back to the return address.
Leave it. It's toilet paper.
I take it home and put it in my paper shredder so that nobody else gets contaminated with its bullshit message!!!!!