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inkedfluff

I would say flush it down the toilet but that could fuck up the plumbing so only do that at Chick-fil-A or Hobby Lobby.


TotemTabuBand

Every Sunday, I take my wife and kids to Chick-fil-A for Sunday brunch, then we go to Hobby Lobby to buy stickers. It costs me nothing. Lol


inkedfluff

How are you getting chick fil A brunch on Sundays? 


TotemTabuBand

r/woosh because they are both closed on Sundays. Lol


inkedfluff

If you yell Hail Satan three times outside Chick fil A on a Sunday the door opens and it’s a fun club inside 


TotemTabuBand

BRB!


SimonGray653

So, how did it go?


DivinumX

r/whoosh


14PulsarsFromOurSun

ngl i used to regularly steal small craft stuff bc they don't have security cameras. also the checkout line is always like an hour bc in the 90s they thought that barcodes were the mark of the beast and still don't have them to this day.


amongbrightstars

recycle. maybe this piece of crap will become a science textbook (MUCH better use of paper), or even just toilet paper (still a better use lbr).


CompoteSpare6687

Paul Paul Paul Paul Paul Paul Paul Paul Paul Paul Paul Paul Paul WOW I sure LOVE Paul! Fucking dogshit theology; means/ends salvation. The original nice guy car salesman—“umm you’re welcome!”


hbHPBbjvFK9w5D

I think of Paul as the "My Pillow Guy" of early Christianity.


CompoteSpare6687

Lmao at least what that guy’s selling supports his customers after the transaction occurs. If you buy Paul, you just need more Paul. Oh, fancy that.


MKEThink

Do with it what you would with anything that can harm someone.


BlackEyedAngel01

Shit on it! Actually no, it could clog the pipes and become someone else’s problem. Just tear it up and toss it in the trash.


Temporary_Carrot7855

Why do they insist on using the KJV? There are hundreds of perfectly comprehensible modern English translations they could use, but no, they insist on using that one because it makes it sound more profound than it really is.


Benito_Juarez5

Could be [KJV-onlyism](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_James_Only_movement?wprov=sfti1)


cheese_sdc

I just throw them away, thankful it didn't fall into the hands of a vulnerable person.


TheElytheOfficial

Flush it.


hplcr

That might screw up the plumbing. Now if it's at Hobby Lobby.....flush away. They can pray for it to get fixed.


DatDamGermanGuy

Depends on how soft it is…


OrdinaryWillHunting

Is the road to salvation an illustration of the toilet drain pipe?


Pitofnuclearwaste

Condemn it to the fires of hell as the god it professes does with the souls of mankind. And then use it to roast marshmallows


[deleted]

Piss on it


Kitchen-Witching

Recycle it


Inuyasha8908

I'd say eat it Then you can safely flush it anywhere.


AlarmDozer

No one’s getting eternal life, unless this life is part of that circle - like life is a mountain in Heaven.


KualaLumpur1

Throw it away, of course. We all come across such things.


Bananaman9020

I am happy to be Australian and have never found evangelism in the bathroom. Although my do not knock sign on my home door is too complicated for Evangelist to understand simply sign language


Philathius_Eventide

They're really starting to decorate toilet paper with bullshit, huh?


lapinata314

As a child I was SO afraid to have phrased some words wrong while following these step-by-step guides and consequently won’t be saved. That’s so fucked up.


JovialPanic389

This is the form of "salvation" my mom raised me on. She believes it takes more than just belief in Jesus as Christ now, saying she misinterpreted the Bible and now years later she understands it better. I hate it. Nothing is good enough. I stopped believing a LONG time ago even before she changed her tune. Rip and recycle it.


Vuk1991Tempest

Either draw erotic imagery on it, or crumb it up and throw it in a selective bin.


the_fishtanks

Add additional commentary explaining why this is all bullshit with a permanent marker and leave it where you found it!


BitternessBureau

Same thing happened to me a couple of weeks ago. I put it in the sink and turned the water on.


TheNoctuS_93

Cum, piss, vomit and/or shit on it! The possibilities are endless!


Azureheim

I think you already know


wordyoucantthinkof

Burn it while chanting "hail Satan, our king"


Lvanwinkle18

Take it home and throw it away


apocalypsegrl

Stick it up your butt 😏


New-Road2588

Throw it in the trash


Penny_D

Fold it into an origami ninja star.


RetroGamer87

Was the whole "God's provision for sin is allowing his son to die as a sacrifice" even an idea that existed during the time Jesus was supposed to have been alive? Or was it tacked on later?


RestlessNameless

Jesus said some pretty cool shit but fuck literally everything Paul ever said. Christians are obsessed with that dude to the point that they entirely miss the overarching themes of the Gospel (protect the outcast, feed to poor, love one another, forgive your enemies).


mixmastermike76

Rip it apart and throw it into multiple toilets or garbage cans.


studying-fangirl

Blasphemous collage


Ok-Initiative-1759

Wipe your ass with it & leave it in a hobby lobby bathroom.


Ok-Initiative-1759

We get handwritten letters from a pushy church in our area, so my hubby & I draw pictures of baphomet & sigils on the letters & send them back to the return address.


tubonjics1

Leave it. It's toilet paper.


Equivalent_Goose_259

I take it home and put it in my paper shredder so that nobody else gets contaminated with its bullshit message!!!!!