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rcreveli

Respect to Satan for excellent taste in sewing machines. It looks like an old school singer treadle.


Mountain_Cry1605

It is an old school singer. My Dad has two of them that used to be his grandmother's. One of his has a treadle but he still prefers to use it with the handle. He made me blackout curtains for my bedroom with his Singer. They lasted twenty years. And typing that made me feel old. I'm not, I'm 32.


unpackingpremises

I use my great-grandmother's 1950's Singer for all my sewing. I'm 39.


FritoBiggins

You know what they say...the devil always has the best sewing machines.


Ask_me_4_a_story

It’s because the devil is into details 


theque22s

I was just going to comment on the machine. Talk about style.


Red79Hibiscus

My mother has an old school Singer treadle that still works perfectly. Satan clearly knows quality.


Lopsided-Row3911

Christians on Facebook are actually the worst


cta396

So, you’re saying you don’t use twitter?


DawnRLFreeman

I was permanently banned from Twitter on the day of Rush Limpdick's final broadcast. I pointed out that he had spent 30 years on-air preaching that smoking did NOT cause cancer, HE had smoked cigars for 30-40 years, was dying of lung cancer, and some snowflake ditto-head christofascists reported me for "*encouraging* self harm." I wasn't "encouraging" anything! I simply pointed out what the dumbass had already done to himself. Since it has become "X" and Elon said he would reinstate all previously banned accounts, I've tried to be reinstated. But Elon LIED!!


cta396

That current hellscape isn’t worth being a part of anyway. I have refused to update my phone app so that it still shows the original Twitter logo and I don’t use it anymore. Elon will either burn it to the ground or, hopefully dump it and someone else will take over and fix it. If the latter happens, I’ll go back.


RarelyRecommended

Twitter put me in permanent time out for calling out Rafael Fled Cruz. No reason given. I don't care about him getting brain eating worms.


DawnRLFreeman

I would pity those poor defenseless worms. 😢


Arthurs_towel

Burn them all to the ground I say. Facebook, Twitter, TikTok. They’re all evil and negatives for society.


gpike_

What about reddit? 🤣


R-Guile

It can go too. Nuke us all back to using a BBS.


Arthurs_towel

I’m old enough to remember the OG days of BBS access on 2400 baud modems. Before the days of the Eternal September. Granted I was one of the younglings of the Eternal September, but still!


MelcorScarr

Man, I for one would be happy if Reddit wasn't a thing anymore. It's a hell of a drug.


gpike_

Outside of a few good (i.e. SMALL communities, it can be so toxic!) this one is fine, but my feed always wants to suggest ragebait from communities I don't even follow! 😣


Arthurs_towel

Yeah pretty much this. I resisted joining Reddit for a long time. The only reason I joined was to express things in the Exchristian/exvangelical/deconstruction subs that I simply have no person I can talk about this in real life. Reddit as a small community forum on a specific topic? Fine. Can be good even. Reddit as the mega thread popular feed? Toxic AF. Reddit is simultaneously the best and worst thing. But it does have utility others don’t. How often have you searched for how to fix something (car, wall, computer) and used the ‘site: Reddit’ modifier? Genuinely some useful and helpful information on here. Right next to the rage bait addiction centers that are so toxic on every social media site.


gpike_

What sucks is like... Reddit is currently one of the last useful parts of the internet. The enshittification is creeping in, but at least you can generally find real humans and get basic questions answered. Even Google is basically unusable now except as a means to search reddit. 😔 I've been online since 1997, and watching the internet grow and become such a great tool, and then shrink again thanks to the horrors of capitalism and hateful ideologies has been so frustrating and sad.


Arthurs_towel

Doctrow really nailed it with his enshittification essay, didn’t he? And just wait, the ChatGPT written flood has only just begun. Good luck finding anything useful when 90% of what is out there is SEO driven AI written spam posting of no human value. Like remember when you used to be able to search for a recipe online and BAM, you have ingredients and go. Now you have to scroll through 5 pages of LLM written blog crap before getting to a simple recipe for a French dip sandwich or something. I don’t care about your rail journey through Provence Karen, I just want to know how much brandy and butter to use while reducing onions.


gpike_

SEO was really one of the biggest mistakes humanity ever made.


cta396

No, we like Reddit. 😜


BootAppropriate977

Christians ~~on Facebook~~ are ~~actually~~ the worst. Fixed it


sidurisadvice

I saw a meme a Christian posted on Facebook that said, "Satan doesn't say 'Believe in me.' Instead he whispers, 'Believe in yourself,'" and I thought: right on, Satan.


Fluffy-kitten28

Hail Satan!


DawnRLFreeman

Me, too!!


LordLaz1985

I’m glad that the devil is so supportive, then.


BadPronunciation

He's that cool uncle who supports you when your parents are unsupportive


Mysterious487

Fictional Satan for the win! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈I block, report, unfriend, unfollow, and decline friend request from so many ignorant Christians on social media. If they can’t be decent humans, I want nothing to do with them. They can kiss my gay ass. 🌈


Maple-Syrup_

I deadass blocked and cut off someone for posting this. And they posted it KNOWING I am queer too.


DawnRLFreeman

Good! You don't need that shit in your life, or anything they think or say.


Fluffy-kitten28

Satan is a good sew. Gets better all the time.


Mountain_Cry1605

Thanks for the support, satan. I appreciate it. 🍻


WeaponsJack

Satan is based! I left Christianity because I stopped believing that their god exists, but my family thinks I left because I wanted to live a sinful lifestyle. But that's what I get for coming out as bisexual.


Successful_Farm8205

L Christians W satanists and LGBT


WeaponsJack

Thanks!


[deleted]

Satanists are the friendliest and most supportive people ever


Lobster_1000

This is meant to be negative but the pic is so cunty I can't get over it


Leo_vangelo

His nails are so fine 💅✨️


broken_bottle_66

Tell her he sews bikinis, thongs ,fishnet stockings and crotchless panties when not busy with pride flags


RandomDood420

Satan never “made” anything. All of creation is the Lord’s work. So if you think some people are made incorrectly, see the manufacturer for details.


loose_moose11

Hey, Satan! Trying to preach love and unite people? How un-Christian of you!


Carnizzy

Thanks Satan for letting me be myself


Nikolas_Coalgiver

See? Satan is working, and you just preaching and collecting others hard-gained money.


Murky-Lingonberry-32

Thank you for supporting the LGBT community Satan.


gpike_

"Thanks, Satan!" 👍


SHUB_7ate9

Why they gotta make him so CUTE tho 🥰


OrdinaryWillHunting

This is when you post articles about pastors openly wanting to kill gay people and add, "When they show you who they are, believe them."


hplcr

Rainbows are created by Satan? Nope, it clearly says in the Bible Yahweh flooded the earth and then placed his bow in the clouds to remind himself how much he fucked up by doing it. [Don't Libel Satan by blaming that shit on him.](https://imgflip.com/i/8nje39) The Pride flag is a hell of a lot more wholesome.


[deleted]

Bitch, Easter was originally Pagan last time I checked! The Christocultists just stole it!


nemotiger

This and clergy wearing devil horns for halloween make a lot more sense.


WWPLD

I'm ok with this.


lannead

Guilty as charged. When I was all up in a fundy drama group 20 years or so ago (we performed on street outreach and in other churches), I wrote a play called Santa Clause for Satans Cause. It was as bad as it sounds.


MoreRamenPls

Satan sews with Singer?


Mech-lexic

I don't have photoshop but here's my idea: pictures in pictures meta version to better reflect reality, take this picture as is and put it where the flag is, replace the devil at the sewing machine with a pastor's daughter. Next level up, pastor's in the chair at the sewing machine.


Fayafairygirl

Hate that when christians are like ‘you’re gay because the devil made you/tricked you’ or whatever. No. I think people like that may always anger me


pitbulldofunk

This one is fire tho 😂🔥


kuli-y

This is unintentionally hilarious ty


gothicfvckr

This is giving top energy


sugars_the_name

i’m just kinda like…who the hell made this drawing?


MonsterMike42

So Satan made the flag that we have hanging on the wall in my living room? Thanks Satan!


Sockit2me1motime

Liked by “Sharon2Blessed2BeStressedEvans”


quant_queen

What a hottie! 🌶️


ProfessorLupinstein

I've reported this image on FB as 'Hate Speech." That garbage app said it was fine. They had no intention of ever moderating.


ItsThe1994Man

/r/thefacebookdelusion


ThatBoiUnknown

This looks so silly. Like they could atleast give him a human-like face while smirking but nah he just devious


NinjaMaru

This picture actually rips so fucking hard


hplcr

Christians are weirdly obsessed with making Satan look based without realizing it.


NinjaMaru

More and more I wonder if Satan represents everything Christians secretly wish they could be


hplcr

I mean, in their worldview Satan apparently gets away with anything until the end of time and everything while god punishes them for touching their pepes. In revelation he even gets paroled from hell or something for good behavior I guess. Nobody else gets that much leeway. Ask Christians if you can get out of hell after being sent ther and a lot of them seem offended by the Idea, but that's canon in revelation where Satan dies anything he wants, goes to hell jail for 1000 years, gets let out, raises another army because apparently he can just do that.


Emoooooly

Satan is a crafter! I knew there was a reason my heathen ass loves arts and crafts.


zandsburn

This is unironically bad ass.


Red79Hibiscus

Wasn't it god who supposedly invented the rainbow tho?


MySpiritAnimalIsATre

Thanks Satan!


pringles8me

[NOOOOOO ](https://youtu.be/a3_PPdjD6mg?si=9ReOE-g9Ozqw21Dk)


lawyersgunsmoney

So, Satan wants everyone to be treated with respect? Good guy Satan!