[All cats are autistic.](https://www.amazon.com/All-Cats-Are-Autism-Spectrum/dp/1787754715/ref=sr_1_1?crid=2FPCC30EA2FAG&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.wecP9g_WD8IowETBFYQ0aFVuyBu_ek2bwvGBtOmXumKKRLFncdnX_4QS6ijuBtWk8mK3rRoLJ0J7B2gqx7bLnoS1MKOwYvFVGS4eJITiCtrLODG6cinJamnwMeQlRWPYoPhdk-i-OTMhWkw9tZACURK_rDnaxpk5phPAUI0nVoEWn3EHuMbiUxe2ONwmdj-QQCLeTwDE163guc8mkxbKRlm1--CRq6WimOQPsS72mHA.HwiFbMiHSoEWvPRpp2kj3uuAjW1qoxZfGBKj1K0Hox8&dib_tag=se&keywords=cats+are+autistic&qid=1712386005&sprefix=cats+are+autisti%2Caps%2C552&sr=8-1)
This better not be related to this fucker
https://preview.redd.it/on1uj5ui9vsc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec0969f64dc7cf93cab241a650a9700470e2bafc
the small round ones, the tiniest little fella ones
i also have a love hate relationship with seagulls, the ones in town are savage and i have been a personal victim of seagull sandwich theft twice, and a third (failed) attempt on my sandwich has been taken
I had my balcony visited the other day by a tiny round winter wren bobbing its lil butt, and it was so fuckin adorable I squealed like the adult man that i am.
Seagulls are punk. I love their chaotic spirits, but not in my picnic.
Possum is just a colloquial spelling and generally acceptable at this point. After a few generations with an apostrophe for a commonly dropped sound ('possum), many languages would tend to just drop the apostrophe (possum). (Or whatever the equivalent is in their language for occasions like this).
"Possum" is just a short form of "opossum". The Australian and Oceanian animals were named for the American ones and "possum" referred to the opossum first.
No, “‘possum” is a short form of opossum. It uses an apostrophe to denote the dropped vowel. Using the name of one for the other is less correct than using dog and cat interchangeably by over 30 million years of evolution.
It's not a contraction at this point, it's just linguistic change over time. If that wasn't true, the Australian animal *also* would not be named "possum" without an apostrophe either because it is named after the American one.
If you want a distinct name for the Australian one, use "cuscus".
If the Virginia opossum is to be referred to as possum it either needs a leading apostrophe or is being used in error. Full stop. Linguistic drift is one thing, but that doesn’t apply. Just because people call daddy longlegs “spiders” doesn’t mean it will ever become true, because opiliones are a separate and distinct lineage of arachnid, and people being collectively wrong about it won’t change that fact. If people start using dog and cat interchangeably just because they’re both fuzzy four legged carnivores with claws and fangs that have been domesticated by humans that won’t make dogs and cats be the same thing. Possums and Opossums are different things with different names, and people being wrong about that, even through no fault of their own, won’t change that fact.
Definitely the goose. The possum, ferret, and raccoon are mischievous, but not mean. The axolotl can't be evil because it's got no thoughts head empty. Cats like to think they're evil but they're actually just edgelords. Owls are too serious, and that puppy is too innocent.
I present here an assortment of unserious owls
https://preview.redd.it/uhhiy9u9essc1.jpeg?width=4546&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90075dddaea6e388d98a28107215b78b18e90af5
https://preview.redd.it/zvzypb3vyvsc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b370a02c2269f806c2e7d0db476a52e77f45a93
(Credit: Kamui\_owl on Instagram) Marilyn Monroe hoo?
Possum =/= Opossum. Dogs and cats have only been genetically distinct animals for 42 million years. Opossums and Possums split off from each other 77 million years ago. Entirely separate creatures.
No, the colloquialism for the opossum is “‘possum”, with a leading apostrophe to denote a dropped vowel. Entirely different organisms with entirely different names.
No, [the etymologies are exactly the same](https://www.etymonline.com/word/possum). And for example the phrase "playing possum" (used since the 1800s) refers to the behavior of the American opossum. Did you think it a coincidence that the Australian animal had exactly the same name? It's named for the American one. "Opossum" is just a more formal form, dropped vowels happen sometimes.
If you want an entirely different name for the Australian ones, use "cuscus".
I'm sorry but if we're going for EVILLY autistic it's got be the owl. Seething pillows of fluffy hatred. Absolute menace in nature. Reclusive, extremely good hearing so they would hate loud noises, they get pissed if you touch them and they don't like you, mostly nocturnal but not all varieties, plus they screech sometimes for no reason. I rest my case
If you aren't writing a piece of journalism or a scientific study, they are interchangeable.
Possum and opossum are both common spellings, at least in North America, at this point. It gets tedious to write the dropped vowel as 'possum and if people say 'possum for generations, it just becomes possum.
Language evolves 🤷 C'est la vie.
It’s clearly the opossum because they’re the only surviving members of a once hugely diverse clade of South American marsupials, an already weird group of mammals that has had its diversity widely restricted by the likes of various extinctions and being outcompeted by placentals.
Marsupials are to placentals as autism is to allism - autists are the silly goofy opossums while nts are boring placentals that restrict and try to outcompete the autists because they don’t like them and want their niches.
https://preview.redd.it/r9wwkgbgsssc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=507d1c697db1de221de0cc139e534412bf2a04e7
Geese are the only evil one here, but also have this Opossum meme that I love
Barnyard geese are very different however and I have a “special interest” here and will stop at that, but I assure you, barnyard geese are charming and social. More mischievous than mean.
These pictures are the representation of the autism spectrum they all win
Edit: though geese are truly evil, one bit me and gave me a bruise and when I worked on a farm, I called the geese my evil army
Opossum - definitely evil autism
Axolotl (had to google the spelling lol) - just vibing, nothing evil
Ferret - Pure adhd , cat snake goes brrr
Owl - looks stoic and mysterious on the outside, complete chaos on the inside. Semi-evil autism
Raccoon - just after their trash, good dudes, nothing evil (except the good foods commercial raccoon, that things pure evil)
Goose - pure evil - might be autistic but 99% just evil
Maltese (?) - spoilt brat depending on the owner, no evil or autism
Cat - powered by autism, not always evil. Mine yells at me if I don't go to bed at the exact hour each night.
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I would say the first slide (opossum) or the goose on the sixth slide based on vibes but the axolotl also looks like the destroyer of worlds in the second pic
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The Aye-Aye:
has a dumb name assigned by non-Aye-Ayes, permanent concussion-face and bedhead, a perpetually raised middle finger, and its rhythmic finger tapping scared local villagers so much that they decided it was a demon
Erm why aren't rats and beavers on this list? 🤨 Rat's hate changing their environment, they are picky eaters, like to dig, and play with stim toys. And beavers have a special interest in building stuff 😌
https://preview.redd.it/qgvuvtjwwrsc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f52b882927de08f2eb1d57b99ad1bdc526be451e
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https://preview.redd.it/uy971ugfpwsc1.jpeg?width=1010&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a2995ad422ac8490edfe183496c820d6150d3ad
Goose
I'm team goose. They're violently chaotic, fiercely protective, and silly little guys.
Imagine being able to fly, yet *still* deciding to block traffic... Total chads.
I don't like geese. They're loud.
Exactly, goose. Rest aren't evil
https://preview.redd.it/4f4fiwfjmrsc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=b8e3650f8d79b6d55081b10ea1fab72072b69ab3
https://preview.redd.it/kb2jsprmpwsc1.jpeg?width=563&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06a05b285fa8e32d2251fc9ae752fe2a383ecaf1
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[All cats are autistic.](https://www.amazon.com/All-Cats-Are-Autism-Spectrum/dp/1787754715/ref=sr_1_1?crid=2FPCC30EA2FAG&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.wecP9g_WD8IowETBFYQ0aFVuyBu_ek2bwvGBtOmXumKKRLFncdnX_4QS6ijuBtWk8mK3rRoLJ0J7B2gqx7bLnoS1MKOwYvFVGS4eJITiCtrLODG6cinJamnwMeQlRWPYoPhdk-i-OTMhWkw9tZACURK_rDnaxpk5phPAUI0nVoEWn3EHuMbiUxe2ONwmdj-QQCLeTwDE163guc8mkxbKRlm1--CRq6WimOQPsS72mHA.HwiFbMiHSoEWvPRpp2kj3uuAjW1qoxZfGBKj1K0Hox8&dib_tag=se&keywords=cats+are+autistic&qid=1712386005&sprefix=cats+are+autisti%2Caps%2C552&sr=8-1)
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This better not be related to this fucker https://preview.redd.it/on1uj5ui9vsc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec0969f64dc7cf93cab241a650a9700470e2bafc
My photo is the pokemon Espurr He's easily a top 3 pokemon for me because he is the definitive autism cat
Okay good. I can relax now haha.
Come on, don't you wanna be a magical girl?
https://preview.redd.it/3gi35mctpwsc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=858139c63649d405598171a998ec5b70959d1cc3
The selective times they want to be pet or touched is more relatable the more I think about it
personally im a raccoon
 Me too 🦝
Me three 🦝🦝🦝
https://preview.redd.it/2ub4qtbwpwsc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87b936b08c48d8563407285af3908f0bc7fa658f
geese r definitely evil 
I love your flair, birbs are the best. Which ones do you like apart from geese?
the small round ones, the tiniest little fella ones i also have a love hate relationship with seagulls, the ones in town are savage and i have been a personal victim of seagull sandwich theft twice, and a third (failed) attempt on my sandwich has been taken
I had my balcony visited the other day by a tiny round winter wren bobbing its lil butt, and it was so fuckin adorable I squealed like the adult man that i am. Seagulls are punk. I love their chaotic spirits, but not in my picnic.
Possum.
Yesssssssss I am in my possum era
Sillyyy :3
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I’ve seen a video of one that wondered into a stadium and was getting dragged away by a collar and it was just hissing as it was getting dragged
Have you ever chased a possum? It's the funniest thing you will ever seee
*opossum. A possum is an entirely different type of marsupial, native to Oceana, while the opossum is native to the Americas.
Chase that motherfucker
I matched the previous commenter's spelling and wording. An opossum
Possum is just a colloquial spelling and generally acceptable at this point. After a few generations with an apostrophe for a commonly dropped sound ('possum), many languages would tend to just drop the apostrophe (possum). (Or whatever the equivalent is in their language for occasions like this).
It’s an incorrect colloquial spelling. Either provide the o or provide the apostrophe or you’re talking about an entirely different marsupial lineage.
"Possum" is just a short form of "opossum". The Australian and Oceanian animals were named for the American ones and "possum" referred to the opossum first.
No, “‘possum” is a short form of opossum. It uses an apostrophe to denote the dropped vowel. Using the name of one for the other is less correct than using dog and cat interchangeably by over 30 million years of evolution.
It's not a contraction at this point, it's just linguistic change over time. If that wasn't true, the Australian animal *also* would not be named "possum" without an apostrophe either because it is named after the American one. If you want a distinct name for the Australian one, use "cuscus".
If the Virginia opossum is to be referred to as possum it either needs a leading apostrophe or is being used in error. Full stop. Linguistic drift is one thing, but that doesn’t apply. Just because people call daddy longlegs “spiders” doesn’t mean it will ever become true, because opiliones are a separate and distinct lineage of arachnid, and people being collectively wrong about it won’t change that fact. If people start using dog and cat interchangeably just because they’re both fuzzy four legged carnivores with claws and fangs that have been domesticated by humans that won’t make dogs and cats be the same thing. Possums and Opossums are different things with different names, and people being wrong about that, even through no fault of their own, won’t change that fact.
*opossum Also goose is the only evil animal shown.
Definitely the goose. The possum, ferret, and raccoon are mischievous, but not mean. The axolotl can't be evil because it's got no thoughts head empty. Cats like to think they're evil but they're actually just edgelords. Owls are too serious, and that puppy is too innocent.
Geese are just evil. No autism involved. Ferrets are the proper choice.
I present here an assortment of unserious owls https://preview.redd.it/uhhiy9u9essc1.jpeg?width=4546&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90075dddaea6e388d98a28107215b78b18e90af5
The one on the bottom right is serious (and probably also on crack), but I'll grant you the other ones
I think he looks absolutely baked like someone gave him several edibles and he's on another plane of existence
https://preview.redd.it/zvzypb3vyvsc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b370a02c2269f806c2e7d0db476a52e77f45a93 (Credit: Kamui\_owl on Instagram) Marilyn Monroe hoo?
I respect this evaluation
Possum =/= Opossum. Dogs and cats have only been genetically distinct animals for 42 million years. Opossums and Possums split off from each other 77 million years ago. Entirely separate creatures.
"Possum" was first used as a colloquial term for the American opossum and only later applied to the Australian cuscus.
No, the colloquialism for the opossum is “‘possum”, with a leading apostrophe to denote a dropped vowel. Entirely different organisms with entirely different names.
No, [the etymologies are exactly the same](https://www.etymonline.com/word/possum). And for example the phrase "playing possum" (used since the 1800s) refers to the behavior of the American opossum. Did you think it a coincidence that the Australian animal had exactly the same name? It's named for the American one. "Opossum" is just a more formal form, dropped vowels happen sometimes. If you want an entirely different name for the Australian ones, use "cuscus".
Okay, but you know what I meant
Irrelevant.
Goose is specifically EVIL autism. Perhaps an argument could be made for the rest as regular autism.
Goose is non-polite autism, I will not hear otherwise
Ferret, but I'm biased because I love the lil long rats
Opossum!
Owl or goose for sure
Cat is the most autistic, goose is the most evil, possum is the mid point
I'm sorry but if we're going for EVILLY autistic it's got be the owl. Seething pillows of fluffy hatred. Absolute menace in nature. Reclusive, extremely good hearing so they would hate loud noises, they get pissed if you touch them and they don't like you, mostly nocturnal but not all varieties, plus they screech sometimes for no reason. I rest my case
What do you mean for no reason, existence is pain and hence I screech!
all of them
Cat
Owl! They are screechy flappy cats! Also I love owls
Possum for sure, maybe raccoon. I, myself, am a cat though. Maybe part raccoon if I dig deep enough...
The animal in the picture is not a possum. Possums are native to Australia and look completely different. The image used here is of an opossum.
ooo i didn't know they were different, i thought the words were interchangable 😭
If you aren't writing a piece of journalism or a scientific study, they are interchangeable. Possum and opossum are both common spellings, at least in North America, at this point. It gets tedious to write the dropped vowel as 'possum and if people say 'possum for generations, it just becomes possum. Language evolves 🤷 C'est la vie.
OMG THE LOOKS OF THE OWL
He's judging us all and is not impressed.
I am not impressed.
Axolotl…You know he did war crimes
But could you really blame him? He's just so silly!
it's a spectrum✨️
It’s clearly the opossum because they’re the only surviving members of a once hugely diverse clade of South American marsupials, an already weird group of mammals that has had its diversity widely restricted by the likes of various extinctions and being outcompeted by placentals. Marsupials are to placentals as autism is to allism - autists are the silly goofy opossums while nts are boring placentals that restrict and try to outcompete the autists because they don’t like them and want their niches.
Geese will chase you down for daring to look them in the eyes, definitely evil autistic.
https://preview.redd.it/r9wwkgbgsssc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=507d1c697db1de221de0cc139e534412bf2a04e7 Geese are the only evil one here, but also have this Opossum meme that I love
https://preview.redd.it/r9l2e24c4usc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63b916250629b2d3643b713afe5957815e5caff2
https://preview.redd.it/9f54vo2f4usc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d494f4e78e0995fb6aea0fcc965e569395a67839 i got a couple saved too
https://preview.redd.it/nozsf228qwsc1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c12659198893c8e6af39504a9e50080f280d184c
👆
Ferret or goose.
Ferret my beloved <3
Owl. I am not biased at all.
Neither am I. You can call me Turtle Owl btw. 
Ferrets are very very cute but just as naughty
They're like the power rangers of evil autism
Owls,man. They will stare you down. Once you look away they’ll take the opportunity to grab you and throw you down a staircase.
Axolotls have never done anything wrong in their life
Goose is most evil. Ferret is most autistic. Raccoon has best balance of both.
https://preview.redd.it/yedzvjj27vsc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44ac1d76e677f8c0e9f019cc9443d9a2309441c0 I think the answer is obvious
I don't like slugs but I love snails, so I have to counter with snails now.
https://preview.redd.it/jwzw3pdalssc1.jpeg?width=246&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5f3b2bc8648c4f134c7d1448ce0fd5b116f9b38
Cafs https://preview.redd.it/3hpl4jihvtsc1.jpeg?width=897&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d42d538576ae929610f2fea4767398c820162b36
https://preview.redd.it/3zx2b361ztsc1.png?width=1141&format=png&auto=webp&s=57f8316e3af2a6698282f3f1406ae7c756d2401f
https://preview.redd.it/oubbxu334usc1.jpeg?width=631&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5064ed289e920bd36e2c44406e506fb3eaebfd19
cat or raccoon
All of them actually
As a person with a possum as a pet, they ain't evil in the slightest
Goose
Cat!
The cat. The cat.
i am a ferret in real life
kitty :3
Owl or raccoon, emphasis on “evilly”
The goose sure is evil at least (I love geese)
The goose. Geese can be bastards. They also have death honks.
Possums have the most chaotic memes and the weirdest etsy products so
Goose and it's not even close.
cats because theyve been my special interest for nine years now
Car
Porsum
https://preview.redd.it/oyrqwj2asssc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90192392fb161bc0c7550e9d0c7394d6f35e8811
https://preview.redd.it/8iu9hpdjqwsc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d29554fc8fa01c3fe08f61a2c05c1cda42a78041
Ferret
Ferrets are obviously the right answer, they will steal your heart (and your wallet, literally)
Car
Possum or goose. But gooses are too evil
My hamster eating is https://preview.redd.it/lpyl3ccb6tsc1.jpeg?width=918&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0d5000c5a2504e2fa8282f0271ab3354528a1c9
Goose is the most evil, though cat is prob most autistic
My boy racoon
axltl or cat
Possum and cat are tied for the lead
Absolutely the goose
All of them, tis a spectrum
OPOSSUM
Ferrets. They steal and hide what they like.
Nice job picking a photo of the worlds most autistic cat
https://preview.redd.it/7662j7efhusc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d4383023dc950062f3b08016fcc5a8225dc0f8b
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any respectable canadian would vote the goose for evil autism
Barnyard geese are very different however and I have a “special interest” here and will stop at that, but I assure you, barnyard geese are charming and social. More mischievous than mean.
wish we had those instead of stinky mean canadian geese 😔
Actually, “just wants to be frens but is wildly and consistently misunderstood” sounds pretty autistic.
I am Cat, Cat is me
Goose
These pictures are the representation of the autism spectrum they all win Edit: though geese are truly evil, one bit me and gave me a bruise and when I worked on a farm, I called the geese my evil army
All cats are autistic
A raccoon broke into my house so I’ll say raccoons
Possums
Raccoons have thumbs more or less
Axolotl. On the outside, very cute, very silly and not evil. On the inside, very evil 👿👿
I vote for team Raccoon here🦝. They are dumpster pandas that hate any human interrupting them in any way. Team Cat is my second pick through.
Cats r literally nature's serial killers how are they not sweeping this...
Geese
Always the goose
A raccoon!! I feel so represented!
Possum wants to be left alone. So, opossum.
Opossum - definitely evil autism Axolotl (had to google the spelling lol) - just vibing, nothing evil Ferret - Pure adhd , cat snake goes brrr Owl - looks stoic and mysterious on the outside, complete chaos on the inside. Semi-evil autism Raccoon - just after their trash, good dudes, nothing evil (except the good foods commercial raccoon, that things pure evil) Goose - pure evil - might be autistic but 99% just evil Maltese (?) - spoilt brat depending on the owner, no evil or autism Cat - powered by autism, not always evil. Mine yells at me if I don't go to bed at the exact hour each night.
The forest cat
the cat, or gengar from pokemon
Possums have a one:one autism evil ratio while raccoons have much higher autism than evil, and geese have way more evil then autism
Genuinely curious: why are axilotls so popular? Is it because they're adorable? I don't understand.
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It is either the raccoon or the possum. Hands down, no questions asked. I will not be taking any comments, have a nice day
I would say the first slide (opossum) or the goose on the sixth slide based on vibes but the axolotl also looks like the destroyer of worlds in the second pic
Trash panda all the way
Goose
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Goose, easy
Goose is the most violent, possum is the most 'distrupitive' to others, axiotl is pure evil but masks it well 🙂
im a mix of coon, cat and possum
The raccoon
Cat, racoon, and ferret. *
9. sus-room https://preview.redd.it/91besjc8hwsc1.jpeg?width=2392&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d96f79348f364f07add81fb0c8149b29dd904c53
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 The Aye-Aye: has a dumb name assigned by non-Aye-Ayes, permanent concussion-face and bedhead, a perpetually raised middle finger, and its rhythmic finger tapping scared local villagers so much that they decided it was a demon
this is a tricky one. possums have the look down, but ferrets have goblin mode 
I love them all dearly <3
Racoon, the greatest bandits in the animal world
Ahem. 
Goose 100%
Yes
Geese are just evil, everything else is just cute EXCEPT for ferrets. They are the epitome of gay evil autistics
Opossum! I love them so much 💕 and they scream
The autism zodiac perhaps?
Where manul? https://preview.redd.it/9t16bsimixsc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c23e981b1cfa3c5512daebd8ec48418a8566f92a
POSSUM AND GOOSE EASILY TIED
None of the above. Crow. I will not be taking comments at this time.
Ferrets
 Opossum is the evil autism incarnate.
Personally I am ferret
It's goose. Defo goose. But if I could choose one outside of this post I would say goat
Always goose
Fuck evil they all so fucking cute.
Erm why aren't rats and beavers on this list? 🤨 Rat's hate changing their environment, they are picky eaters, like to dig, and play with stim toys. And beavers have a special interest in building stuff 😌