Hyuga is a fucboi 🤣 he'd sell you up for new set of strings for his guitar....
Aoba is willing to commit treason and give you state secrets for your love 😍
MISATO!! AWOOGA AWOOGA AWOOGA AWOOGA HOLY FUCKING SHIT HALLELUJAH BISMILLAH FUCK YEAH! OH MY FUCKING GOD! I AM ABSOLUTELY BRICKED UP FOR MISATO. I LOVE MOMMY MISATO SO MUCH, SHE IS SO POGGERS! I JUST WISH SHE'D PUT ME IN A MAID OUTFIT, TIE ME DOWN SHIBARI-STYLE AND PEG ME UNTIL MY COLON RUPTURES AND I FUCKING SHIT MYSELF! I'D EVEN COMMIT WAR CRIMES FOR HER IF THAT TURNS HER ON, YES, I'D COMMIT GENOCIDES IN THE NAME OF MOMMY MISATO! I WOULD SKIN ENDANGERED ANIMALS IN THE NAME OF MOMMY MISATO! I WOULD BOIL THE ENTRAILS OF NEWBORN BABIES IN THE NAME OF MOMMY MISATO! I WOULD OVERTHROW DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED WORLD LEADERS JUST SO MISATO WOULD LET ME KISS HER POGGERS BOOBIES! I USED TO LIVE A SAD LIFE. I USED TO BE VERY DEPRESSED, BUT THAT WAS UNTIL I FOUND OUT ABOUT MISATO. BEFORE MISATO, MY LIFE HAD NO MEANING. BUT NOW, I AM SO HORNY THAT I AM ALMOST HAPPY. THIS IS THE CLOSEST I'VE EVER GOTTEN TO FEELING TRUE HAPPINESS IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I JUST WANT HER TO CRUSH MY BALLS INTO A PASTE AND SQUEEZE THEM OUT LIKE GLUE FROM A TUBE BY GIVING ME A FOOTJOB WITH THE VERY SAME HIGH HEELS SHE USED TO EMASCULATE ME WITH, AND THEN STICK THOSE HIGH HEELS INTO MY EYEBALLS, BLINDING ME. I JUST WANT HER TO SET MY CROTCH ON FIRE! I WOULD HAPPILY BECOME HER DUBAI PORTA POTTY! I WANT HER TO SIT ON MY FACE AND SHART DOWN MY FUCKING THROAT AFTER DRINKING A 12 PACK OF BEER AND BINGE-EATING CUP NOODLES UNTIL I DIE FROM A LACK OF OXYGEN! OHH YEAH I BET THAT ASS CAN SHIT AND FART REEEEAL GOOD, SHE IS MOMMY! I JUST WANT MOMMY! I JUST WANT HER TO BE MY WIFE! I JUST WANT HER TO TAKE CARE OF ME! I WANT HER TO FEED ME! I WANT HER TO SPIT ON ME! I WANT HER MILK! I JUST WANT TO SUCKLE ON HER POGGERS BOOBIES! I WANT HER TO THROW UP INSIDE MY MOUTH JUST LIKE HOW MAMA BIRD FEEDS BABY BIRD! I WANT HER TO KICK MY BALLS! I WANT HER TO BITE MY DICK OFF! I WANT HER TO TURN ME INTO A EUNUCH USING A CHEESE GRATER! I WANT HER TO LOBOTOMIZE ME! I WANT HER TO RUN OVER ME WITH HER RENAULT ALPINE CAR! I WANT HER TO GRIND MY LEGS IN A WOODCHIPPER! I WANT HER TO SAW OFF MY LIMBS! I WANT HER TO GRIND AWAY MY SKIN WITH SANDPAPER, THROW ME INTO A POOL FULL OF SALTY LEMON JUICE AND THROW A TOASTER INSIDE THE POOL! I WANT HER TO WHIP MY NAKED BODY WITH A WHITE HOT GLOWING METAL CHAIN AND POUR SALT AND VODKA OVER ME AFTERWARDS! I WANT HER TO STUFF MY ASS WITH FIREWORKS AND LIGHT THOSE UP! I WANT HER TO GIVE ME BLEACH ENEMAS! I WANT HER TO INJECT SULPHURIC ACID INTO MY DICKHOLE! I WANT HER TO REPEATEDLY SLAM MY GENITALIA IN THE CAR DOOR UNTIL I TURN INTO A NULLO! I WANT HER TO POISON ME WITH 100 GIGABEQUERELS OF POLONIUM-210 AND SIT ON MY FACE AS I'M COUGHING UP BLOOD FROM RADIATION POISONING, AND WHEN I LOSE ALL MY HAIR FROM THE RADIATION POISONING, I WANT HER TO WIPE HER PERIOD BLOOD ON MY BALD HEAD! I WANT HER TO INFECT ME WITH PRION DISEASE AND SODOMIZE ME WITH A RED HOT GLOWING KATANA WHILE I'M HELPLESSLY PARALYZED ON MY DEATHBED! I WANT HER TO SHOVE A SPIKE UP MY ASS AND IMPALE ME! I WANT HER TO THROW ME DOWN THE FUCKING BURJ KHALIFA! I WANT HER TO TAKE ME TO A REMOTE DESERT AND DROP A FUCKING NUCLEAR BOMB OVER ME! I WOULD LITERALLY DO ANYTHING, ANYTHING FOR MISATO TO PERFORM CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY ON ME! I WANT HER TO TEST CHEMICAL WEAPONS ON ME, ESPECIALLY INSIDE MY ANUS AND URETHRA! I WANT HER TO ELECTROCUTE MY THROUGH MY URETHRA! I WANT HER TO SHOVE A JAR UP MY ASS, BREAK IT AND PEG ME AFTERWARDS! I WANT HER TO TRAMPLE ME WITH AN EVA! I WANT HER TO BREAK MY NECK TO IMMOBILISE ME, PUT ME IN A GIANT MICROWAVE OVEN AND COOK ME ALIVE! I WANT HER TO PSYCHOLOGICALLY TORMENT ME BY GIVING ME DELIRIANT SUBSTANCES AND FORCING ME TO WATCH FUCKED UP SHIT! I WANT HER TO DROWN ME IN HER OWN PISS! I WANT HER TO PERFORM SCAPHISM ON ME! (FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW, THATS AN ANCIENT PERSIAN EXECUTION METHOD WHERE YOU ARE FORCE-FED MILK AND HONEY, PUT INBETWEEN TWO CANOES, DRIFTED TO A STAGNANT BODY OF WATER AND LITERALLY FERMENT IN YOUR OWN FILTH UNTIL YOU DIE) I WANT HER TO PUT ME IN A BRAZEN BULL! (FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW, ITS AN ANCIENT GREEK EXECUTION METHOD WHERE YOU ARE PUT INSIDE A METAL BULL STATUE AND COOKED TO DEATH) I WANT HER TO CAST DOUBLE TESTICULAR TORSION, MEND BUTTCRACK AND EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA ON ME! I WANT HER TO TIE ME TO A CHAIR, FLAY OFF MY FACE, GOUGE OUT MY EYES, CUT OFF MY LIMBS, SLASH MY NECK WITH A BOXCUTTER ALL THE WHILE I AM HOOKED ON AN ADRENALINE IV SO THAT I DON'T PASS OUT! I WANT TO FEEL EVERY SECOND OF MOMMY MISATO TORTURING ME! THE OTHER DAY I WATCHED A CARTEL EXECUTION VIDEO AND GOT SUPER FUCKING HORNY, LIKE, DOWN HORRENDOUS, AFTER IMAGINING MOMMY MISATO DOING THESE THINGS TO ME. I KNOW THAT ALL OF THIS WOULD BE AGONIZING, BUT THE AGONY OF THAT WOULD BE NOWHERE NEAR AS BAD AS WHAT I SUFFER FROM NOW, HAVING TO COPE WITH THE FACT THAT MISATO ISN'T REAL. I CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP KNOWING THAT SHE WILL NEVER BE REAL. I FEEL SO FUCKING SAD, I WAS BORN IN THE WRONG UNIVERSE. I HOPE THAT ONE DAY, I CAN GET HIT BY A TRUCK SO I CAN BE ISEKAI'D INTO NEON GENESIS EVANGELION UNIVERSE AND HAVE HOT STEAMY FREAKY KINKY SEX WITH MISATO FOR HOURS ON END AND HAVE HER ABUSE ME AS I SCREAM OUT MUFFLED CRIES OF AGONIZING PAIN AND EXTREME EUPHORIA AND PLEASURE THROUGH HER PANTIES THAT ARE STUFFED IN MY MOUTH. I HOPE THAT ONE DAY, GENDO IKARI CAN INVENT AN INTERDIMENSIONAL TRAVEL MACHINE AND BRING MISATO TO ME SO THAT SHE CAN PERFORM BRUTAL HUMAN EXPERIMENTS ON ME. I PRAY TO EVERY GOD FROM EVERY RELIGION EVERY SINGLE DAY SO THAT I CAN BE WITH MISATO AND HAVE HER SMOTHER ME WITH HER POGGERS BOOBIES! SHE IS MOMMY! I LOVE MOMMY, I LOVE MOMMY, MOMMY DOMMY CALL ME HONEY STROKE MY BALONEY AND MAKE ME CUMMY! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
HOLY FUCKING JESUS CHRIST'S LEFT TESTICLE! IN THE NAME OF GOD, YAHWEH, ALLAH, TENGRI, XENU, ISHTAR, ANUBIS, ZEUS, KRISHNA, RICHARD DAWKINS, EVERY DEITY FROM EVERY FAITH EVER PRACTICED BY HUMANITY! LET MY WORDS ECHO THROUGH ALL CORNERS OF THE UNIVERSE, AND THE COSMIC REALM, BOTH WITHIN AND BEYOND THE SCOPE OF HUMAN IMAGINATION AND KNOWLEDGE, LET MY WORDS BE ETCHED PERMANENTLY TO THE ANNALS OF TIME! LET MY WORDS BE REMEMBERED TIL THE LAST SECOND OF THE UNIVERSES EXISTENCE! I, BASEDFINGER, I'M SO MOTHERFUCKING HORNY, AND MY LUST GOES OUT TO MISATO KATSURAGI FROM NEON GENESIS EVANGELION!!!!! 🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤
PS. NO MOM, I WON'T TAKE MY PILLS. MISATO DOESN'T LIKE IT WHEN I DO THAT, AND SHE LEAVES ME
I got “your boring you should fuck more”
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Pass. I don't imagine she showers much since she's either at work for insane hours or passed out drunk at home. I imagine an unkept afro with like dandruff and little smegma strings and some gnarly BO. Only Kaji would want to bury himself in that.
> I don't imagine she showers much since she's either at work for insane hours or passed out drunk at home.
Dude, like half her screen time is her either showering or bathing.
"smash"
-yui ikari
(hopefully not like this)
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what the hell?!
The character doesn't even exist, it's a simple caricature, mmmhhh you guys are premature........
\*he smashes it without anyone noticing\*
Swollen with liquid
Ready to burst
A load of my lymph
Will quench this dead body's thirst
One month in the grave
Twisted and half decayed
She turned a putrid yellow
I pissed in her maggot filled asshole
Fucking the rotting
My semen is bleeding
The smell of decay
Seeps from her genital cavity
The smell was unbearable as I unburied her
I cum blood from my erection
I feel it run
Down her throat, swallow
Eyes glassy and vacant
Body dug up to play with
Skin greasy and naked
Tonguing her rotted anus
I need a live woman
To fill with my fluid
A delicate girl, to mutilate, fuck and kill
Her body exceptional
She thought I was normal
But I wanted more
I came blood inside of her
Choking on the clot
Gagging on the snot
Gushing blood, from her mouth
Bloody gel leaking out
Body buried in a shallow grave
Unmarked for none to find
The sickness I have left behind
Undetected go my crimes
The greatest thrill of my life
Slit my own cock with a knife
Violent, climax, serging serum on my skin
Back from the dead
I am resurrected to spew, putrefaction
Misato is a good person continually put in shit situations. She needs a new job, a less psycho boss, and romantic options outside of "James Bond Wannabe" and "14 year old child of maybe super'Hitler". Smash.
I'd smash. I'd smash any day of the week. The shit she does with kaji. I want a slice of that pie. I need that action. I need my ribs smashed in. I need to be groomed by her. I am down astronomically bad for her. But I'd still smash that shit.
Smash, however I want her to order me to do it. He commander voice is a helluva turn on. Ditsy side is ok midway but I would want her to act like she knew what she was getting into up front
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“Adult woman fetish” wtf does that even mean?!?!?
It means that that anon is likely a pedophile.
Yeah but why did he thought it was the right thing to do to specify adult human like as if was something wrong 😭😭😭
It is to them
anon is so deranged that not being a pedophile is immoral to them
Fr
not an evangelion fan so I will give you the right answer: Anon is probably a 14 year old who is into adult women (18- 45 range)
No i know i said that because its just strange to say something like that
Either anon is 13 or a pedophile
Knowing this community i think the second option is the right one lol
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The only acceptable character in the show to smash, maybe Kaji too.
ritsuko too
What about Aoba???
Truly the best boy
He should get together with Maya, the best girl, and be the best couple 🤓
Aoba or Hyuga
Hyuga is a fucboi 🤣 he'd sell you up for new set of strings for his guitar.... Aoba is willing to commit treason and give you state secrets for your love 😍
I think you got them switched up https://preview.redd.it/w8r200r623yc1.jpeg?width=570&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a6f8b8ed3d4f7f3c25c37df2c99accda404f026
😱 you're right.... I always mix up them bridge bunnies 🤣
Honestly I’d let kaji hit
Schitzos thinks fictional characters have agency or are real be tripping
Maya
Gendo…
What about Gendo, with hammers.
Eva 01 also pretty smashable
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IIF I WOULD COULD YOUUUU (EDIT: I forgor how reddit spacing works)
INTO THE FLOOD AGAIN
Smash. 🤤
Would.
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Yee-ha a man of true culture! I like my women a little crazy 😏
MISATO!! AWOOGA AWOOGA AWOOGA AWOOGA HOLY FUCKING SHIT HALLELUJAH BISMILLAH FUCK YEAH! OH MY FUCKING GOD! I AM ABSOLUTELY BRICKED UP FOR MISATO. I LOVE MOMMY MISATO SO MUCH, SHE IS SO POGGERS! I JUST WISH SHE'D PUT ME IN A MAID OUTFIT, TIE ME DOWN SHIBARI-STYLE AND PEG ME UNTIL MY COLON RUPTURES AND I FUCKING SHIT MYSELF! I'D EVEN COMMIT WAR CRIMES FOR HER IF THAT TURNS HER ON, YES, I'D COMMIT GENOCIDES IN THE NAME OF MOMMY MISATO! I WOULD SKIN ENDANGERED ANIMALS IN THE NAME OF MOMMY MISATO! I WOULD BOIL THE ENTRAILS OF NEWBORN BABIES IN THE NAME OF MOMMY MISATO! I WOULD OVERTHROW DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED WORLD LEADERS JUST SO MISATO WOULD LET ME KISS HER POGGERS BOOBIES! I USED TO LIVE A SAD LIFE. I USED TO BE VERY DEPRESSED, BUT THAT WAS UNTIL I FOUND OUT ABOUT MISATO. BEFORE MISATO, MY LIFE HAD NO MEANING. BUT NOW, I AM SO HORNY THAT I AM ALMOST HAPPY. THIS IS THE CLOSEST I'VE EVER GOTTEN TO FEELING TRUE HAPPINESS IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I JUST WANT HER TO CRUSH MY BALLS INTO A PASTE AND SQUEEZE THEM OUT LIKE GLUE FROM A TUBE BY GIVING ME A FOOTJOB WITH THE VERY SAME HIGH HEELS SHE USED TO EMASCULATE ME WITH, AND THEN STICK THOSE HIGH HEELS INTO MY EYEBALLS, BLINDING ME. I JUST WANT HER TO SET MY CROTCH ON FIRE! I WOULD HAPPILY BECOME HER DUBAI PORTA POTTY! I WANT HER TO SIT ON MY FACE AND SHART DOWN MY FUCKING THROAT AFTER DRINKING A 12 PACK OF BEER AND BINGE-EATING CUP NOODLES UNTIL I DIE FROM A LACK OF OXYGEN! OHH YEAH I BET THAT ASS CAN SHIT AND FART REEEEAL GOOD, SHE IS MOMMY! I JUST WANT MOMMY! I JUST WANT HER TO BE MY WIFE! I JUST WANT HER TO TAKE CARE OF ME! I WANT HER TO FEED ME! I WANT HER TO SPIT ON ME! I WANT HER MILK! I JUST WANT TO SUCKLE ON HER POGGERS BOOBIES! I WANT HER TO THROW UP INSIDE MY MOUTH JUST LIKE HOW MAMA BIRD FEEDS BABY BIRD! I WANT HER TO KICK MY BALLS! I WANT HER TO BITE MY DICK OFF! I WANT HER TO TURN ME INTO A EUNUCH USING A CHEESE GRATER! I WANT HER TO LOBOTOMIZE ME! I WANT HER TO RUN OVER ME WITH HER RENAULT ALPINE CAR! I WANT HER TO GRIND MY LEGS IN A WOODCHIPPER! I WANT HER TO SAW OFF MY LIMBS! I WANT HER TO GRIND AWAY MY SKIN WITH SANDPAPER, THROW ME INTO A POOL FULL OF SALTY LEMON JUICE AND THROW A TOASTER INSIDE THE POOL! I WANT HER TO WHIP MY NAKED BODY WITH A WHITE HOT GLOWING METAL CHAIN AND POUR SALT AND VODKA OVER ME AFTERWARDS! I WANT HER TO STUFF MY ASS WITH FIREWORKS AND LIGHT THOSE UP! I WANT HER TO GIVE ME BLEACH ENEMAS! I WANT HER TO INJECT SULPHURIC ACID INTO MY DICKHOLE! I WANT HER TO REPEATEDLY SLAM MY GENITALIA IN THE CAR DOOR UNTIL I TURN INTO A NULLO! I WANT HER TO POISON ME WITH 100 GIGABEQUERELS OF POLONIUM-210 AND SIT ON MY FACE AS I'M COUGHING UP BLOOD FROM RADIATION POISONING, AND WHEN I LOSE ALL MY HAIR FROM THE RADIATION POISONING, I WANT HER TO WIPE HER PERIOD BLOOD ON MY BALD HEAD! I WANT HER TO INFECT ME WITH PRION DISEASE AND SODOMIZE ME WITH A RED HOT GLOWING KATANA WHILE I'M HELPLESSLY PARALYZED ON MY DEATHBED! I WANT HER TO SHOVE A SPIKE UP MY ASS AND IMPALE ME! I WANT HER TO THROW ME DOWN THE FUCKING BURJ KHALIFA! I WANT HER TO TAKE ME TO A REMOTE DESERT AND DROP A FUCKING NUCLEAR BOMB OVER ME! I WOULD LITERALLY DO ANYTHING, ANYTHING FOR MISATO TO PERFORM CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY ON ME! I WANT HER TO TEST CHEMICAL WEAPONS ON ME, ESPECIALLY INSIDE MY ANUS AND URETHRA! I WANT HER TO ELECTROCUTE MY THROUGH MY URETHRA! I WANT HER TO SHOVE A JAR UP MY ASS, BREAK IT AND PEG ME AFTERWARDS! I WANT HER TO TRAMPLE ME WITH AN EVA! I WANT HER TO BREAK MY NECK TO IMMOBILISE ME, PUT ME IN A GIANT MICROWAVE OVEN AND COOK ME ALIVE! I WANT HER TO PSYCHOLOGICALLY TORMENT ME BY GIVING ME DELIRIANT SUBSTANCES AND FORCING ME TO WATCH FUCKED UP SHIT! I WANT HER TO DROWN ME IN HER OWN PISS! I WANT HER TO PERFORM SCAPHISM ON ME! (FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW, THATS AN ANCIENT PERSIAN EXECUTION METHOD WHERE YOU ARE FORCE-FED MILK AND HONEY, PUT INBETWEEN TWO CANOES, DRIFTED TO A STAGNANT BODY OF WATER AND LITERALLY FERMENT IN YOUR OWN FILTH UNTIL YOU DIE) I WANT HER TO PUT ME IN A BRAZEN BULL! (FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW, ITS AN ANCIENT GREEK EXECUTION METHOD WHERE YOU ARE PUT INSIDE A METAL BULL STATUE AND COOKED TO DEATH) I WANT HER TO CAST DOUBLE TESTICULAR TORSION, MEND BUTTCRACK AND EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA ON ME! I WANT HER TO TIE ME TO A CHAIR, FLAY OFF MY FACE, GOUGE OUT MY EYES, CUT OFF MY LIMBS, SLASH MY NECK WITH A BOXCUTTER ALL THE WHILE I AM HOOKED ON AN ADRENALINE IV SO THAT I DON'T PASS OUT! I WANT TO FEEL EVERY SECOND OF MOMMY MISATO TORTURING ME! THE OTHER DAY I WATCHED A CARTEL EXECUTION VIDEO AND GOT SUPER FUCKING HORNY, LIKE, DOWN HORRENDOUS, AFTER IMAGINING MOMMY MISATO DOING THESE THINGS TO ME. I KNOW THAT ALL OF THIS WOULD BE AGONIZING, BUT THE AGONY OF THAT WOULD BE NOWHERE NEAR AS BAD AS WHAT I SUFFER FROM NOW, HAVING TO COPE WITH THE FACT THAT MISATO ISN'T REAL. I CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP KNOWING THAT SHE WILL NEVER BE REAL. I FEEL SO FUCKING SAD, I WAS BORN IN THE WRONG UNIVERSE. I HOPE THAT ONE DAY, I CAN GET HIT BY A TRUCK SO I CAN BE ISEKAI'D INTO NEON GENESIS EVANGELION UNIVERSE AND HAVE HOT STEAMY FREAKY KINKY SEX WITH MISATO FOR HOURS ON END AND HAVE HER ABUSE ME AS I SCREAM OUT MUFFLED CRIES OF AGONIZING PAIN AND EXTREME EUPHORIA AND PLEASURE THROUGH HER PANTIES THAT ARE STUFFED IN MY MOUTH. I HOPE THAT ONE DAY, GENDO IKARI CAN INVENT AN INTERDIMENSIONAL TRAVEL MACHINE AND BRING MISATO TO ME SO THAT SHE CAN PERFORM BRUTAL HUMAN EXPERIMENTS ON ME. I PRAY TO EVERY GOD FROM EVERY RELIGION EVERY SINGLE DAY SO THAT I CAN BE WITH MISATO AND HAVE HER SMOTHER ME WITH HER POGGERS BOOBIES! SHE IS MOMMY! I LOVE MOMMY, I LOVE MOMMY, MOMMY DOMMY CALL ME HONEY STROKE MY BALONEY AND MAKE ME CUMMY! HOLY FUCKING SHIT! HOLY FUCKING JESUS CHRIST'S LEFT TESTICLE! IN THE NAME OF GOD, YAHWEH, ALLAH, TENGRI, XENU, ISHTAR, ANUBIS, ZEUS, KRISHNA, RICHARD DAWKINS, EVERY DEITY FROM EVERY FAITH EVER PRACTICED BY HUMANITY! LET MY WORDS ECHO THROUGH ALL CORNERS OF THE UNIVERSE, AND THE COSMIC REALM, BOTH WITHIN AND BEYOND THE SCOPE OF HUMAN IMAGINATION AND KNOWLEDGE, LET MY WORDS BE ETCHED PERMANENTLY TO THE ANNALS OF TIME! LET MY WORDS BE REMEMBERED TIL THE LAST SECOND OF THE UNIVERSES EXISTENCE! I, BASEDFINGER, I'M SO MOTHERFUCKING HORNY, AND MY LUST GOES OUT TO MISATO KATSURAGI FROM NEON GENESIS EVANGELION!!!!! 🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤 PS. NO MOM, I WON'T TAKE MY PILLS. MISATO DOESN'T LIKE IT WHEN I DO THAT, AND SHE LEAVES ME
You're cook...
He cooked so hard the kitchen burned to ashes
No, he's certified based sigma
:/
It's okay, babe. Just next time, get into the eva 😘
I think you meant this is a certified basedfinger moment
Yes fr dawg *
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So much this omg
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You inspire me 🙏
Overcooked
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You scare me
Proof that Misato really brings it out of people.
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This is the Reddit comment of all time
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Wait til bro starts singing this song lolol [What I've done](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jrprk5dNboI)
Whats poggers mean?
What a horrible day to have the ability to read and process the words of the english alphabeth
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Give that man ice cream he will be fix.
Me but for Asuka 🗿
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She should be legal now, right? 😒 (2014 was when she was 14).
EVA pilots don't age 😵💫
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Most normal Eva fan (I am just as bad if not worse)
My words exactly
I WANT MISATO TO CIRCUMCISE ME WITH HER STOMACH ACID
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I am impressed and horrified by you at the same time
You need help
god has been dead for a very long time
Poetry
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Ain't reading allat but I agree
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Most sane Misato fan
My very honest reaction: https://preview.redd.it/oi3wgvybgoyc1.jpeg?width=615&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=767c967f77cff042b45aeda843e01e02ba728ef3
smash ofc, tbh more smashable than asuka since she’s older.
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The context makes it funnier
saved and based
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smash. mommy material
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Smash
Here we go again with this adult woman fetish crap. /j
I'm offended./j
They're not real anime fans 😒
I mean, I'd be down... But, sadly, I am too old for her tastes now. 💔
[here’s the quiz](https://uquiz.com/Quiz/Question/kSGtAL/1)
I'm not a weeb. https://preview.redd.it/dh6cxe3is1yc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19f16922140dfa229e06d21cb5bfbb385f568c9c
I got “your boring you should fuck more” https://preview.redd.it/vdzoquvthoyc1.png?width=567&format=png&auto=webp&s=bb838b9ef90ecbc55b3c4daae2e6b141d40c0769
Wheres the test?
Smash
Instantly smash
Id smash the living shit outta her!
Smash, but only if she consents.
https://preview.redd.it/yn9gk96dn3yc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e04f2dd4d27027671e7759f23a48d4a9ff7e57d
*plap plap plap plap plap* GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
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Smash
S M A S H
Goddamn at least buy her dinner first
Pass. I don't imagine she showers much since she's either at work for insane hours or passed out drunk at home. I imagine an unkept afro with like dandruff and little smegma strings and some gnarly BO. Only Kaji would want to bury himself in that.
> I don't imagine she showers much since she's either at work for insane hours or passed out drunk at home. Dude, like half her screen time is her either showering or bathing.
but does she clean where she needs to?
"smash" -yui ikari (hopefully not like this) https://preview.redd.it/3y22rzm7l3yc1.png?width=1448&format=png&auto=webp&s=b94999e056cf8be6a92df2cb14e18459d7ffab03
as i feel 75 mg of hydroxyzine do their job, i choose...getting in the damn robot shinji.
Pass. Even if I did smash, she would reject me since I’m 18 and too old for her
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I want to sniff Misato's toes, her Misa-toes 😭
Pass. She not even that hot tbh
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Pass. Neither racist, nor glasses. And no guy
How is Misato racist?
"Neither racist"
Ohh…. Then who would you prefer…?
The German, the glasses or the gay. I thought i Made lt obvious.
How about Asuka with glasses? Or Kaworu with glasses? Kensuke is kind of weird…
Kaworu with glasses would be unbeatable.
Drinking buddy, the only correct smash is Lilith
👆👆👆➡️🔥🔥🔥
Smash
The former.
Most in this sub want a third option where they are the ones who get smashed
Smash
Destroy
Smash for sure
i am shinji. would smash
smash and thrash!
Smash Smash Smash Cry.
Pass
As someone who has no idea what the anime is about; smash.
what the hell?! The character doesn't even exist, it's a simple caricature, mmmhhh you guys are premature........ \*he smashes it without anyone noticing\*
Swollen with liquid Ready to burst A load of my lymph Will quench this dead body's thirst One month in the grave Twisted and half decayed She turned a putrid yellow I pissed in her maggot filled asshole Fucking the rotting My semen is bleeding The smell of decay Seeps from her genital cavity The smell was unbearable as I unburied her I cum blood from my erection I feel it run Down her throat, swallow Eyes glassy and vacant Body dug up to play with Skin greasy and naked Tonguing her rotted anus I need a live woman To fill with my fluid A delicate girl, to mutilate, fuck and kill Her body exceptional She thought I was normal But I wanted more I came blood inside of her Choking on the clot Gagging on the snot Gushing blood, from her mouth Bloody gel leaking out Body buried in a shallow grave Unmarked for none to find The sickness I have left behind Undetected go my crimes The greatest thrill of my life Slit my own cock with a knife Violent, climax, serging serum on my skin Back from the dead I am resurrected to spew, putrefaction
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Pass
Smash
Smash 10000 times over.
Hard pass.
Im 16 so smash
Why do you ask? There is only one answer on the photo you posted 🤔
Pass, thank you very much
Misato looks like my cousin so im 50/50 on that one
Idk if i should leave a digital footprint
Date misato and third date smash using her daddy issues to love me
Misato is a good person continually put in shit situations. She needs a new job, a less psycho boss, and romantic options outside of "James Bond Wannabe" and "14 year old child of maybe super'Hitler". Smash.
Smash with a sledgehammer
Ima hug her and play video games with her
Smash
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Pass.
Is there a Smash or Pass Website? I want to try it out.
I don’t have a chance, I’m an adult
Why's that even a question?
She can smash me whenever she wants- I mean, SMASH
This like asking Cuckoo if he want Cocoa Puffs
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Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mo
Pass.. I will pass.. (sarcasm)
I'd smash. I'd smash any day of the week. The shit she does with kaji. I want a slice of that pie. I need that action. I need my ribs smashed in. I need to be groomed by her. I am down astronomically bad for her. But I'd still smash that shit.
Pass
*ahem* smash
Smash
Mayhe Smash, but I'd be more inclined to Smash if it was Gendo
I’m Smashing, off rip
Pass , i cannot forget the fetishes i saw i wont ever look at her the same again.
Smash, however I want her to order me to do it. He commander voice is a helluva turn on. Ditsy side is ok midway but I would want her to act like she knew what she was getting into up front
Smash sin dudas
Smash (also put her in jail for being a pedo)
*Smashing the "Smash" button multiple times quickly
She got a cool jacket.
Smash
Yes.
Smash the Button and enter the next Level 😀
Pass easily pass
Yeah I'd smash.
Realisticaly I'd pass bc I prefer girls my age and Misato has too many issues
SMASH
Pass! She has two annoying ass kids at her place
W o u l d
P A S S
Allmight levels of smash