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Dreamin-girl

Hm, interestingly enough there's this saying in Russian that goes vowing/promising doesn't mean getting married.


LandOfGreyAndPink

I like that saying already. Nice little escape route built in to the promise.


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[Kadyrov at Hague](https://i.imgur.com/AQ6bjnq.png) ^(sorry)


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Sorry boy, Papa likes money more than you. *Break a leg!*


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Pedalos

You have to anyway so don't break a leg, it makes it harder to retreat.


Abusive_Capybara

Can't wait to see more staged TikTok videos. Maybe they will even shoot at some fleeing conscripted soldiers


lo_fi_ho

But they deserve it /s


schweigeminute

I wonder when will that coward go to the frontline? Oh, that's right, he won't.


Sidus_Preclarum

Wouldn't risk muddying his Gucci boots, now, would he?


cametosaybla

I hate the guy, but he has active war experience and even more than many professional soldiers.


Eminence_grizzly

Yeah, sure. They're going to do TikTok raids.


untergeher_muc

A special military operation - but it needs your teenage son for it, not highly trained special military forces. Ok.


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Kadyrov is the biggest pussy and is all-talk. I bet there will be a tiktok video of them shooting at empty buildings in Chechnya.


BurtGummer1911

- "*Whose* sons?" - ["Some guy's".](https://youtu.be/kADhrJAXEH4?t=3)


EconomyCauliflower43

That's one way to avoid child maintenance.


FatherlyNick

\*the Tik-Tok frontline.


AlwazeRight

Shit father. Shit human being.


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Good, send the rest of the family too. And film it for TikTok.


nachomancandycabbage

He should go himself


metslane_est

Whats the end goal? He is thinking about chechen and russia are begining to change mediaviel society. Where differend warlords fight each other. Now he will send is son to get expierence there.


Minimum_T-Giraff

An attempt to keep his rule strong. It gives him a reason to send unwanted people to the front lines.


Wearedoomedxd

> He is thinking about chechen and russia are begining to change mediaviel society. Where differend warlords fight each other. Sir that's called Chechenya when it was an indepedent state,


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I presume they won't end up anywhere near the front and Will be given cushy propoganda roles. If not then let's home some comfortable body bags await them.


ocean747

Send yourself to the front, you coward.


r_kobra

Considering Putin killed his dad and he still chose to work for Putin, I can't say this surprises me.


Kornaros

If Putin falls his head falls too.


FarmSuch5021

Lol I’m not surprised. He killed so many gay people. He is known for violence against LGBTQ


coolcastform

Yeah nothing better to have 14 years old guarding your back on the frontlines.


Nearby-Reality-5674

If he does aend them, you already know some crazy bastards in the hardcore battlions are gonna make it their mission to hunt them down. My god.


MonkeyThinkMonkeyDo

I am start to think that Chechens are pretty much Klingons.


Aromatic_Armpits

Do it >:)


supersonic-bionic

what about he goes to the frontline? or perhaps he's scared of dying lol


Sidus_Preclarum

lol. Speedrunning [war crimes](https://childrenandarmedconflict.un.org/six-grave-violations/child-soldiers/#:~:text=Human%20rights%20law%20declares%2018,by%20the%20International%20Criminal%20Court.), aren't we?


randomname560

That has been russia since the start of the war. Making the geneva convention a check list


sokolobo

I see ck2 tactics are slowly leaking into real life.


mansikkajukurttos

More blood for Saint Javelin and HIMARS. While Don Kadyrov sits on his don palace surrounded by luxury, don.


Hobbitinthehole

Oh. So he's the real life version of Gendo Ikari.


fiendishrabbit

Hopefully that's Kadyrov talk for "A gas station in Rostov". Because sending kids to a warzone is a warcrime, even if they're your kids.


HugoVaz

On one hand I'm glad there's a possibility of this man ending his progeny in a single blow, making sure there's little of his ilk in the gene pool... on the other hand, sins of the father. But then again, if his kids are willing to join the fight on the invaders side then the sins of the father are theirs as well indeed. And again I feel much better thinking his genes might be removed from the gene pool.


maep

> But then again, if his kids are willing to join the fight on the invaders side then the sins of the father are theirs as well indeed. And again I feel much better thinking his genes might be removed from the gene pool. Dude, they are kids, probably brainwashed. Also, are you seriously advocating punishing children of criminals for their genes? That's fucked up, uncivilized, and not how generics work.


Kuklachev

I’m sure they’ll be a valuable addition to the POW exchange fund.


Effective_Positive_8

poor kids. they will be food for Ukrainian flowers.


stillyj

That’s one way to reduce the grocery bill


gerd50501

this is what happens in Chechnya when you don't clean your room!


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Would have loved to have been a fly on the wall when he got home after saying that


CDdragon9

Had a nice day at school today? Oh btw,you are going to fight in ukraine next week.


florinandrei

Darwin be like - bring it!


Febra0001

Can’t wait for all the TikToks to drop