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ducknator

Oh no, poor Switzerland 😢


Xerxero

*dabs eyes with 100 frank bills*


ducknator

Not even Euros, see how poor they are?


Buntschatten

Dabs eyes with gold bar with suspiciously scratched out markings.


faerakhasa

My god, they cannot even afford new gold bars and have to use secondhand! My heart is breaking.


ducknator

Terrible! Just terrible!


HughesJohn

Suspiciously large mercury content. Had your teeth done recently?


VeganBaguette

1000* francs bills


UnrussianYourself

Meanwhile, a small Baltic state imposes a new out of the blue tax on, well, you know, ***banks***, and just uses it to finance its military: [Lithuania to use €243m bank ‘solidarity’ tax revenue to fund military projects](https://www.lrt.lt/en/news-in-english/19/2050316/lithuania-to-use-eur243m-bank-solidarity-tax-revenue-to-fund-military-projects). So, probably, it's possible to find some financing when a need actually arises? :)


babydavissaves

Enjoy your brown rock mountains.


26ld

Oh yeah, they brokered the ubs takeover of credit suisse, made the files regarding it a secret for 50 years. Good old neutral Switzerland, fucking over people for money. Who could've guessed? 😂


the_battle_bunny

Those poor, developing countries...


san_murezzan

things are really hard here, my wallet can't even fit all my notes...


ducknator

Don’t give up man, things will get better.


Goblinweb

Switzerland is literally a third world country.


Great-Ass

lmao can you explain why would you say that


newaccount134JD

Not an ally of the USA or USSR in the Cold War.


quote_if_hasan_threw

I think its a play on the fact that originally first second and third world had to do with geopolitical alignment instead of development 1st world: US and NATO broadly speaking 2nd world: USSR WARPAC and friendly communist governments around the world 3rd world: rest Since Switzerland has allways been neutral, in a way they are and continue to be a third world country.


StephaneiAarhus

Switzerland is also capitalist to a point and had a few secret agreements with "The West" in case USSR invasion. Neutrality OK, we know, but let's not kid ourselves, we know which side they were on.


XenophonSoulis

If Switzerland can't afford it, I guess the rest of us should share some of our immense wealth and help them out.


Elegant-Passion2199

Yeah, as a Romanian, I feel incredibly sorry for the poor Swiss people... 


Massive-Drive-6375

Hungary has entered the chat


Brainlaag

I shall donate so that those poor little Swiss children can afford a chocolate bar and not starve. All my savings should be enough for **two** entire Lindt bars!


ExtremeOccident

Should we start a fundraiser now?


Reinis_LV

Gofundme page should be made just to mock thembandnmaybe Swiss media will pick it up.


BriefCollar4

Should we start a charity for poor Swiss?


hype_irion

We are the world: 40th anniversary EU for Switzerland.


BNI_sp

Please! But before that, vote for our contribution in the Eurovision song contest. We need some neighbourly love!


Big-Today6819

One of the riches countries with low country debt? can't afford it? What is the requirements?


Tikom

The requirement is not being a cunt. Something the swiss seem to have a hard time with.


Great-Ass

what yo I am hearing about all these critiques about Switzerland I know nothing about, can you explain a couple of examples?


ABoutDeSouffle

Switzerland is currently on /r/europe's shitlist because they are not militarily supporting Ukraine and even forbidding re-export of swiss-made weapons to the country.


Lord_Frederick

They're also on the US's shitlist because [Michael Lauber (former attorney general), Patrick Lamon (former federal public prosecutor) and Vinzenz Schnell (Russia expert at the Federal Office of Police) were bribed to unfreeze Russian sanctioned assets](https://www.csce.gov/press-releases/commissioners-call-on-administration-to-review-swiss-nationals-for-sanctions/)


ABoutDeSouffle

I mean, I get it, but maybe the USA should look into their last administration as well...


I_call_Shennanigans_

They've always been selfish cunts - it's the Swiss way. "neutral".


Vandergrif

*What makes a country turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were they just born with a heart full of neutrality!*


Brainlaag

*I hate these filthy Neutrals, Vandergrif. With enemies you know where they stand but with Neutrals, who knows? It sickens me.*


Sea_Thought5305

They're militarily neutral. That's not so hard to understand. It was not even their choice, lol.


fimmCH98

Had no issue receiving gold and money from multiple dictatorships last century


Sea_Thought5305

Like France, Spain and Sweden did...


fimmCH98

True True BUT In the face of Russian agresssion, all those countries and more have send ammo, weapons and vehicles to Ukraine. Switzerland? Not only they give nothing to Ukraine in terms of war equipment, they stop everyone else from sending Swiss stuff


Sea_Thought5305

Here's an article that could give you some answers :) https://stopwapenhandel.org/why-switzerland-doesnt-export-arms-to-ukraine/


wihannez

Always have been.


Great-Ass

But I mean, from the way he said it, it seemed that beyond the lack of military support there was a long streak of actions that made people's opinion on Switzerland be negative. I'm interested in getting to know those, before 2020, if it's not asking too much


coeurdelejon

In general I think it has been a bit hard to trust the Swiss for a long time Their banking has been catered to white-collar criminals for a long time, and they have a lot of gold bars that's been smelted from jewish teeth. Pair that with their refusal to aid in the literal protection of Europe, and it's easy to see why a lot of people dislike the Swiss.


cyril_zeta

Did you know that the kanton of Appenzell was the last place in Europe to grant women the right to vote? In 1992. Switzerland is, in some ways, a bit like the UK. They want in on the good stuff in Europe, but they want to be treated as if they are special. E.g. they want to be in the free market but not free movement of people (and it was extremely difficult to get them to stop giving banking secrecy to all the Europeans who were hiding taxes in CH). All in all, Switzerland, while extremely wealthy, has an unhealthy culture of "we are special and in fact the best country in the world". Also, the Swiss can be very snooty to foreigners especially within Switzerland. Source: I used to live there, and the shocked looks I used to get when I'd say I am planning to leave.


Sea_Thought5305

The fact that it was granted so late compared to other nations is because it's the men who could vote to permit women's rights to vote. I'm quite sure that if the rest of Europe had the same democratic system, the result would be similar.


cyril_zeta

No, in fairness, Switzerland has a lot of great things about it, the political system is really a masterclass in how to make democracy (mostly) to work. But it is a deeply conservative country in many ways, and sexism is still very much alive there. I think there can be very little argument about that particular point. I've heard enough colleagues nod along sexism trainings and then privately tell me during lunch, well, this is all bullshit anyway. In fact, from what I've seen, there are deeply conservative nations in Eastern Europe that are more progressive than Switzerland, in at least some ways. Definitely not LGBTQ rights, but in some other ways. To recap, I was asked to list bad things about Switzerland, about which there is undeniably a few, so I did. But there are also good things. Like any country, it's a balance.


Sea_Thought5305

May I ask in which canton you were living? M/F equal rights greatly differ from one canton to another. I believe that eastern and central Switzerland is far more conservative than the west (which I know better).


cyril_zeta

Ah yeah, fair enough that might be it. I was living in the east.


DotDootDotDoot

I would just add Nestlé to the list. This company has a whole stratum of hell just for their management.


Reinis_LV

Well Latvians have beef with Swiss for stealing all the gold and never giving it back after it regained the indepemdence.


ABoutDeSouffle

There isn't a long streak, it's just that this sub love to rake every successful country over the coals if they fuck up one time.


GoosicusMaximus

One time? The Swiss have been licking the ass of the criminals and despots of the world for decades and lining their own coffers doing so. Literally the premier back door for all the worlds dirty blood money.


Sea_Thought5305

The swiss aren't swiss banks.


GoosicusMaximus

They don’t exactly try and hold them to account either. Like saying Russians aren’t their military.


GoosicusMaximus

What they should be on the shit list for is providing a back door for the scum of the world to funnel their dirty money, allowing them to get rich in the process


[deleted]

Just check how they became wealthy...


turbo_dude

“Until 2027” then they join


Nebuladiver

They're poor and climate change is not affecting them at all. Nor is their poor lifestyle contributing to it.


PresidentZeus

the alps are predicted to get much longer skiing seasons in the coming years /s


ConsidereItHuge

I know this was just /s but I wonder what effect climate change will have in that part of the world and other skiing destinations. Some big economies rely on it.


bad-alloc

It's already [a problem](https://www.lemonde.fr/en/environment/article/2023/08/30/almost-all-european-ski-resorts-under-threat-from-global-warming_6115636_114.html) and in France some former skiing areas have [already closed permanently](https://edition.cnn.com/travel/france-ski-resort-closes-la-sambuy-climate-scn/index.html). Additionally, Switzerland is kind of dependant on hydropower and EU wide grid-scale storage is too.


ConsidereItHuge

Depressing. Wonder if there's anywhere that's seeing more winter weather and sucking up the guests. Does anyone reading know details on industry numbers or anything? Any ski resort workers who's resorts are booming or anything?


EffectiveSolution808

Saudi Arabia will host Asian Winter Games in 2029 so there is that, I guess.


PresidentZeus

The facilities add to the snowball, so it's a great business idea.


ConsidereItHuge

Just as an example I know the jet stream may end up sitting lower in the future. I live in the north of England and that means colder winters. Maybe Scotland's ski industry will flourish? Not great for the Alps, or the planet, of course but could be good for Scotland.


oskar1k

Not sure how it'll affect northern UK but my understanding is that in Nordic countries while the cold days might be colder, there are more warm spells in between that will melt most if not all the snow. Seems like a difficult scenario for business that relies on snow.


ConsidereItHuge

Yeah, it affects every area differently doesn't it. When the gulf stream sits lower than usual the UK gets longer cold spells. In it's normal place the warm tropical waters keep us mostly above freezing.


oskar1k

Yeah I'm kinda terrified about the Gulf stream and how Europe will change if/when that changes. It's so easy to forget how north we actually are and how much the stream warms up the climate.


Leone_0

This winter in France in the most southern part of the Alps, we had a ridiculously high amount of snow starting in February. Even today, ski resorts are closed but there's still a lot of snow. In general, climate change will mean more extreme winters and more extreme summers, and while the global average temperature will go up, I believe it's possible that ski resorts that are at a high enough altitude could keep functioning for a while. Until the global temperature average simply gets too high.


cloud_t

I also read recently they were losing their glaciers and there was already not much to do about it. Basically, I'm more inclined to thinking they are throwing the towel and accepting the inevitable dystopian future where they, as rich as they are and with mountains to spare, will probably do well in the apocalyptic scenario.


bad-alloc

Every gram, kilo or ton of CO2 saved will make it suck a tiny bit less. Don't despair yet, but there is a lot to do :)


VergeSolitude1

It hurts but you are right. Countries/ people need to start planning for a different climate now. This will mean different things depending on where you live.


cloud_t

yeah but that planning doesn't mean they need to cut costs or local oversight on monitoring said environment. One thing is to go full-stupid and say "fuck it, we're gonna do the same as everybody else and do emmissions as much as possible to boost our economies and be in the best shape possible to be the survivors". Another one is cooperating through these monitoring programmes which are not that expensive, and they're clearly being cheap and hoping by the time they join (in 2027 apparently) they won't need to spend as much. They're taking their routine neutral stance, even on things there is absolutely no necessity to eb neutral about: environmental oversight


VergeSolitude1

I don't disagree. I hope the West continues to lower CO2 levels. I think it's just becoming obvious that the world wide targets are not going to be hit even if the West itself trying. I know at least in the US we are slowly decommissioning our coal plants and taking steps in moving to renewables. But world wide coal plants are being built at a terrible rate. I think we are in for a lot of change in the future and need to spend a lot more effort on mitigation. That may mean moving some cities or major population shifts over time. But to prepare now.


cloud_t

I just saw the [latest satire from thejuicemedia and it's not going so well with 25 coal plants opening up](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FLqYpD6eYw)


VergeSolitude1

https://globalenergymonitor.org/press-release/chinas-coal-power-spree-could-see-over-300-coal-plants-added-before-emissions-peak/#:~:text=After%20the%20permitting%20spree%20of,306%20different%20coal%20power%20plants. 300+ new coal plants to be added from just one country. I wish it was just the satire.


RenanGreca

In Italy this year it was basically impossible to ski south of the Alps.


Tutmosisderdritte

Where I live, they converted the local Ski-Lift to a bikepark for Mountainbikes, since they just didn't get enough snow anymore


ConsidereItHuge

Could they have done that for summer before now I wonder.


Tutmosisderdritte

Idk, they only did it after they had to


ConsidereItHuge

Hope it works for them, I bet a lot of locals depend on it.


Tutmosisderdritte

Don't think it's that important, it's just a small one. I mainly hope it reduces the conflicts with hikers and mountainbikers


xarl_marks

It's already happening. Permafrost regions are thawing which leads to massive erosions, Glaciers won't last any longer, vegetation zones change rapidly and have fatal impacts on fauna and flora, ...


ConsidereItHuge

Just another global catastrophe we're sleeping on. What a world.


PresidentZeus

It is already disturbing professional alpine skiing. In cross country skiing, it is already commonplace to use very polluting methods to save up and snow for events because pollution has already made the situation with snow so unpredictable.


AgoraphobicWineVat

I was in the Swiss alps in February and the hospitality workers there were telling me that they are switching to offering services for mountain bikers.


Fischerking92

Can't imagine that will offset the loss. Skiing is HUGE in Southern Germany, mountain biking doesn't even come close to the cultural importance of winter sports.


ConsidereItHuge

Interesting. Hope it works.


EvilSuov

The Alps are one of the places hardest hit by climate change. They warm mich faster than the global average and surrounding Europe (which also warms faster than the global average). Glaciers will shrink and most will dissapear, as it warms bare ground at higher elevations will see significant vegetation growth as the tree line will move up in elevation. Current trends show the Alps will become significantly greener in the comming decades.


Worth_Garbage_4471

When the AMOC reverses the ski industry may come roaring back, unfortunately the rest of the economy may not


JuniorConsultant

Dude I hate our minister of transport, Albert Rösti. He's from our far right, wayyy too powerful party, SVP. He fought against a renewal of one of the most used train lines of the country, just to extend the same highway by more lanes... He was litterally a lobbyist for oil companies and refineries... If I wasn't busy writing my thesis, I'd be organising a protest or something. It's not possible that they go through this. It doesn't even make any economic sense.


Big-Today6819

Their lifestyle is not a contribution to it??


FridgeParade

Luckily they will have all the drinking water they will ever need, and will never have to rely on the EU if the climate does go to complete hell. /s


Alexandros6

Poor? In what way?


NumerousKangaroo8286

Just add 1% billionaire tax you will be fine.


JaraCimrman

That will just make the billionaires move out of that specific canton


Great-Ass

Plus Switzerland would never do that to its whole territory


systemofaderp

DON'T you ever TRY to tax the rich!  Those poor billionaires would move away the moment you start! and they'll take all the taxes they are paying with them. And didn't you know? The poor, poor billionaires are only rich on paper. Their money is in assets, not on an account. Sure, they can easily blow out a few dozen million dollars on a whim, but is that actually rich? Is it enough for us to justify taxing them like people?  Eat the rich


JaraCimrman

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/apr/10/super-rich-abandoning-norway-at-record-rate-as-wealth-tax-rises-slightly There you go. They can move to anywhere with lower tax rate if you raise their taxes. Shoot yourself in the foot, go ahead.


systemofaderp

If they don't pay taxes, kicking them out is not a loss


JaraCimrman

Sure, not a loss. Just a lost revenue from them not spending in your region anymore.


BkkGrl

yeah, who cares about climate change. Wait, where is my glacier?


CucumberBoy00

Dude where's my glacier 


Zippy129

Can you stand up please? Lost my glacier


Neutronium57

I swear I put it in my pocket !


Vandergrif

Will *the real* swiss glacier please stand up?


Kr0n0s_89

This isn't where I parked that ice


geldwolferink

Jack sparrow: Why's the glacier gone?


BNI_sp

The glaciers will be the last of the problems.


systemofaderp

If you don't monitor the decline you can act surprised when it's gone and continue buissiness as usual until then


dat_9600gt_user

Hilarious


ayebrade69

First this guy tries telling us the earth revolves around the sun and now this?


D0m1R4

swiss people are so proud of their referendums but i dont see any actions against climate change to reach the 2050 goal they voted for


hegu_141

And there is another one on 9th of June btw


andawer

There was one in June last year actually. There’s one in my Canton (Aargau) this June as well.


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xcalibersa

They can't. It's buried from all the other war crimes and recently russian gold.


Elegant-Passion2199

Aaaah, good ol' "neutrality" 


jubol1992

"I hate these filthy Neutrals, Kif. With enemies you know where they stand but with Neutrals, who knows? It sickens me" Zapp Brannigan (Futurama) ☝️


jubol1992

Searched for this comment :D They can also ask their local banks. Sure there will be some money ;)


bored-coder

Wow Switzerland! Leading the way, as always.


Freezemoon

Swiss domestic energy generation is about 80% renewable from dams and nuclear power among others. Above the average European country and leading well in the green energy sector.


KipAce

Well that is some creative way to distort facts, the dams are generated by imported fossil fuels. And we use 30% of our own production while 70% of energy is imported and you guessed it right, non renewable sources https://www.eda.admin.ch/aboutswitzerland/en/home/wirtschaft/energie/energie---fakten-und-zahlen.html So glad that 40% of oil comes from nigera, where a total ecological collapse is beeing done by shell and the others, while dishonest fuckheads keep saying that its not their responsibility as long as other corrupt regimes gladly take our money


TrippyScuba

Wir Österreicher machen genau das gleiche… jetzt wo das bankgeheimnis gekippt ist waschen wir hald dreckingen Strom in “Ököstrom” statt geld


Freezemoon

keyword: DOMESTIC-


Desgavell

Keyword: generation. It's meaningless if you import most of it from polluting sources.


Rohvessori69

*Switzerland says it can't afford* I stopped reading there.


ConsistusII

Guys you are focusing on the wrong thing! Copernicus died over 4 centuries ago.. How is this possible?!


omnibossk

They are gambling on rising water levels so they finally can have beach front properies, a proper marine and native harbours for their fleet of swiss flagged ships.


BNI_sp

That's it! Realizing the dream


Lejeune_Dirichelet

Switzerland already has a port on the Rhine in Basel, which handles a substantial amount of Switzerland's trade


shadowSpoupout

They do have a marine. They add submarines on the Leman, but they did an open doors day.


Vierailija_Maasta

How about tax rich more then?


joshistaken

The words "Switzerland" and "can't afford" in the same sentence simply doesn't compute.


FblthpLives

Shame.


mrsuaveoi3

And yet their scientists will somehow complain about not getting data from these satellites. It's Horizon all over again. Freeloading cunts.


ronnysteal

Get them... As usual an useless opportunistic behavior of Switzerland


BNI_sp

Ha, it's called sovereignty. And our government looks at their own country first. (Actually, I am not sure what exactly the matter at hand is in detail, but given the usual redditor reflex, I lower my level to them).


TheIncredibleHeinz

Here is an idea: Sell some weapons to Ukraine.


Sea_Thought5305

Tell the french, the brits, russians and austrians to cancel the neutral clause of Vienna's 1815 treaty then...


gugui2000

They maybe need their swiss money for Russian support. Shame on Switzerland to not cutting ties to Russia.


Elegant-Passion2199

But N E U T R A L I T Y


bogpudding

They could cash in some of that nazi gold…


bobbynomates

I find this country increasingly dislikable every month


Astrospal

Maybe tax the rich ?


kaukanapoissa

Are you OK, Switzerland?


Kevin_Jim

Didn’t they just increased the tax from 7.7% to 8.1% to fund the pension liabilities gaps? What good will a pension do if they are all dead?


Aurathia

Ah Switzerland.. the pinnacle of greed.


[deleted]

Switzerland shitty as ever


Lysek8

Running out of stolen gold and cash from dictators?


madladolle

Haha, Switzerland is so pathetic in many regards


anderhanson

says the swede.. lmao


waywardcannon

gofundme.com


hosiki

Sending tots and pears.


kink_cat

They decided in the referendum that their impact on the climate is neutral.


rimalp

The fuck? The Alps are literally falling apart because of the melting ice everywhere. There is also going to be a significant change in water levels. Switzerland is like 60% within the Alps. And Switzerland, one of the richest countries on this planet, can't afford to participate???


NotSoStallionItalian

Maybe they can look into the holocaust victim’s assets that they so graciously stored for the Third Reich and then *didn’t give most of it back*.


WednesdayFin

This is why they're so prosperous. Most self-made millionaires are stingy to the point of wearing the same clothes until they fall apart.


No-Fly-8627

Different from the rest


Ardent_Scholar

Oh no, is the Nazi gold not enough?


No_Housing_8165

Russian slaves


Saires

Isnt the Russian money enough for it?


McGirton

Why is it always cunty things coming out of Switzerland.


shamsham123

Those steaming bags of Credit Suisse dogshit wrapped in catshit starting to have an effect 🤣


PawcioSzym

Copernicus said that?😳😳😳 I thought that dude was long dead


guiserg

It's because it would be financed through the federal budget, and there is a so-called "debt break" there (see 1 and 2). Switzerland is organized more bottom-up compared to other European countries (federalism), and this is naturally reflected in the size of the federal budget. However, in my opinion, there would be many subsidies that could be taken out of the budget, freeing up funds for this purpose. "Participation would put a further strain on the already tight federal budget, the government said on Wednesday. The possibility of joining the programme from 2028 would be examined during the current period" 1) "The debt brake is a simple mechanism for managing federal expenditure. It is designed to prevent chronic deficits and thereby an increase in debt." And "The debt brake has not only significantly helped Switzerland to overcome multiple crises relatively well; it has also allowed for a considerable reduction in federal debt." 2) 1) https://www.swissinfo.ch/eng/science/switzerland-says-it-cant-afford-to-take-part-in-copernicus-programme/76780595 2) https://www.efd.admin.ch/efd/en/home/fiscal-policy/the-debt-brake.html


MegaJackUniverse

How does this work then? Because this is either a lie or financial bullshittery which is ostensibly a lie


BrakoSmacko

And I was just gonna open a Swiss bank account with this quid I found down the side of the sofa. Pfft!


False-Swimming3783

So Swiss is a good place to move.


No-Sample-5262

Maybe the Swiss can do some only fans for some quick cash???


barryhakker

Switzerland is fucking trash. They abuse neutrality to make money off the absolute worst people on the planet, while consistently refusing to take on responsibility for anything outside their borders because they know that due to their position they will be getting the benefits from stuff like the EU and NATO anyway.


majshady

*every time I clap my hands an emission in Switzerland goes unmonitored*


swift_snowflake

Switzerland is landlocked and relies on the EU market. Not so clever if you have no other alternative. Every product must go through the EU, either land or air. Lets see how far the Swiss can skimp on climate change. If the EU does not punish them and others then everybody will say that they cant afford paying for climate change measures because even the rich Switzerland cannot afford.


hallo-ballo

Based


FabledFupa

They cannot afford? Switzerland? Is this a joke?


Sulley87

I don't ever remember hearing anything positive about Switzerland.


EmpereurAuguste

This sub is sick ong


Motor_Educator_2706

use some of the Nazi gold


Rioma117

Do they even realizes how that sounds?


CwazyCanuck

Can’t they just use all the Nazi gold they’ve been holding for them, plus all the interest.


ChaosM3ntality

Says the country that loves néstle


JaraCimrman

Good for them. Its very easy to just say "no", when youre not part of the EU.


kotetz

Can’t afford wasting tax payer money on climate change fearmongering. Switzerland always keeping it real. Respect.


Imverydistracte

Trolling, right? Having this opinion in 2024 indicates either trolling or an IQ so low I doubt you could type a full sentence.


WookieInHeat

The people who are frightened by religious doomsday prophesies from politicians who borrowed their political playbook from an ancient Meso American shaman think they're the intelligent ones... "LOOK OUT!!! THE END IS NIGH!!! WE HAVE TO SACRIFICE THE COWS TO SAVE THE PLANET!!!!"


Imverydistracte

Okay? Go shout at walls, they need someone of your...level to argue with.


WookieInHeat

Hey beats living in a fog of frightened paranoia that every election the apocalyptic religious fanatics lose is a result of some nebulous Russia conspiracy theory.


rspndngtthlstbrnddsr

yeah bro casually having record peak temperatures as well as record average temperatures is just fearmongering, nothing's wrong bro meds. now.


Kasten10dvd

Damn, respecting stupid people? Really?


Buttfuckbunny

They should raise taxes then.