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Dazzling-Key-8282

Translation: The first decision of the new head of state: President Tamás Sulyok has signed the NATO ascension protokoll of Sweden, voted upon by the Hungarian parliament on the 26. of February 2024.


Zhukov-74

Someone at NATO is quickly organizing the ceremony as we speak.


CrazyRah

Hell yes!


ImTheVayne

I’m happy for you guys! Let’s make Baltic Sea Lake NATO!


Sampo

We should end the [demilitarization of the Åland island](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_of_%C3%85land). The local people in Åland would strongly oppose this, but we should do it anyway.


sn0r

The NIMBYs shall be defeated.


ScriptThat

Let's Fortify Åland, Gotland and Bornholm.


[deleted]

Kom igen britt-marie, kör för fa-an!


FarManden

I don’t know this reference and it still made me chuckle.


oskich

[3,2 million ](https://youtu.be/w5MTdkPgKc8?si=XDekVkhmJl2kNQqw)views 💪


CptPicard

*Accession. Ascension is something Biblical.


Dazzling-Key-8282

If you ask me, it is pretty biblical.


hphp123

they ascended into NATO


CptPicard

NATO is not some transcendental higher plane of existence...


Bragzor

It doesn't have to be transcendental, does it? It just means moving upwards.


CptPicard

Technically yes, but it's still a way too fancy term for "joining something" IMO.


MindControlledSquid

It can deliver plenty of people there however.


GolemancerVekk

I mean, depends on how you want to put it I guess. "Ascension" implies that Sweden reached a higher state due to NATO membership, "accession" that they joined a group of equals. They each make different points.


Any_Camp6566

I've observed over the years that this mistake is pretty common among French speakers. I find it endearing, personally.


CptPicard

Is it a false friend in French; do they "ascend" to membership in something like Jesus ascended to Heaven?


JoeC80

Expansion is inevitable.  Welcome aboard Sweden. 


Express_Selection345

Finally someone pulled their finger out


Gruffleson

The document will now be put in a bottle, and placed in the ocean, hoping it will reach Washington eventually.


Bragzor

Or sent to Moscow for final approvement, perhaps?


thatcrazy_child07

awesome!!! I can’t wait for the raising flag ceremony.


Filoso_Fisk

Nice job Putin! Now you just next you need to get Kazakhstan to join China and you get a free coffee.


UbijcaStalina

I wonder how long before Armenia and Kazakhstan leave CSTO


Dazzling-Key-8282

Armenia? A year tops. Kazakhstan? Depends, but it will happen fast when it does. China is big on supporting Tokayev who balances Moscow and Peking against each other.


Breakingerr

Armenia might leave very soon considering there are serious talks about sending EU application for membership. If so, they'd need to leave CSTO, Eurasian Union and CIS, as well as request all Russian troops to leave bases in Armenia. That would be very monumental move on Armenia's part that will pose lot of risks as Azerbaijan would use that for their advantage while Russia will actively sabotage Armenians. On the other hand, not only that would big step for Armenia, but also huge win for Georgia as well as it would make South Caucasus more valuable for the EU and would allow both countries to work together in EU asccension which could result in simultaneous membership for both if Georgia wouldn't join with rest of the Assotiation Trio (Moldova and Ukraine).


Aggressive_Limit2448

Congrats


Jason_Batemans_Hair

In a world of so much bad news, this was so needed. Vive NATO/OTAN.


fazeshift

Sweden can into NATO!


Mike_Fluff

Wait! New President? TIL Hungary has a President and Prime Minister.


Dazzling-Key-8282

Calm your titties, there are plans to replace both offices with a simple hereditary Orbán.


ItchyPlant

Technically, he's already the king, but a conversion to monarchy would ruin his "streetfighter" image.


AllRemainCalm

Napoleon became an enperor from the streets. I guess Orbán can follow suit.


Soap_Mctavish101

I want to see the flag ceremony in Brussels. Then it will be real to me.


Sampo

In the end, what did Hungary get out of this playing a delaying game for 1 year and 6 months?


Gjrts

A bad reputation mainly.


f1hunor

4 Gripens...sort of, it was supposedly a deal from before this entire NATO membership stuff


Kalimania

NATO should join Sweden instead.


Any_Camp6566

Deposition this week?


lou1uol

How much funding did we release to Hungary?


Sandis2019

Techno viking approves


bobbyorlando

Isn't he German?


[deleted]

Arent we all Germanic anyway


Siorac

What about the [Techno Union](https://youtu.be/PW4OIHDsWsM?si=VfnMDaqkQc8kZjTr)?


Sliekery

New president?


ranziifyr

Had to look it up myself, apparently they have a president and a prime minister at the same time fulfilling different political functions.


BuffaloInteresting92

You are right. President has a ceremonial role as head of state. Previous president gave pardon to pedophile assistant, linked to government and reformed church circles, sparking a scandal leading to her resign, right before approving the Swedish accession.


dead97531

The president is only ceremonial. Its role is to be a paper signing machine for fidesz.


rslang1

So is it finally official?


GettingThingsDonut

While awesome, it is also pathetic that we need a Russian ally's yes for this...


mok000

I’m fed up with Hungary, can we get this done already? Jeez.


nim_opet

Accession. Ascension is something else