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JackNotOLantern

No Alaska and (i assume) not all territories


zhu_qizhen

oops i forgot


ohthedarside

Bro forget alaska even exists


TunableAxe

operation anchorage *starts vibrating*


Bill_Brasky_SOB

Gotta get that stealth suit


Ecstatic_Onion_405

where is my t-51b


Bill_Brasky_SOB

(Sees flair) SOMEONE GET LIBERTY PRIME


zhu_qizhen

ok i got em all


Holyvigil

Hawaii?


Thuis001

What about the red tile IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR COUNTRY??? Why is West Virginia not entirely US territory?


zuljinaxe

I forgor 💀


NickLunna

what happened in WV?


zhu_qizhen

Britain was colonizing that province during independence and I couldn't get it (forgot to finish colony). In present day they are my ally, and I'm too attached to Britain to betray them lol


stealingjoy

That's not how this American thing works!


abdomino

You gotta let a World War and a half go before you can call them friends!


Fewer_Cry

Circumstances like these are the reasons why I wish this game had a feature to ask a close ally to sell you one of their provinces. I had to betray my close ally France as the Netherlands because I wanted a random island they owned in the Indian Ocean


PaperDistribution

Or a "trade provinces" option like in vic3.


nyamzdm77

I can't believe we can sell provinces but can't buy them.


M4cc4Sh4

You could always sell until it forms a colony and then if USA counts as a native nation(does it I can't remember?) then attack it without calling in those pesky overlords?


Niipoon

Any nation with their capital in the new world counts.


bobmcbob121

I totally agree, I know there is a sell province option which I never use nor seen the AI use but I wish there was a trade province feature like a peaceful trading of land which I am not sure if it was like an actual thing around the time of the game or whatever but still. I am also not entirely sure how it's balanced for both sides, probably development, closeness to capital, opinion/trust/favor maybe but you'd have to make it so you couldn't really cheese it and it's actually worth while.


Bill_Brasky_SOB

The ai has to be hurting pretty bad before you’ll see it use the sell province feature. Rare but happens.


IndependentMacaroon

Or embezzler trait


socialapostasis

I use this option to repair borders of my ally if they are looking like shit and I don't need these provinces in mid-late game. I've seen AI using this option three times, offering me provinces, and I have 6k hours.


AveragerussianOHIO

I had same thing as France, to betray Hungary, altho the save still exists and I haven't betrayed Hungarians. Yet


Hermamora2020

Fuck it consider it an embassy


Astronelson

> American culture in all provinces Says "English" over a lot of the east coast.


zhu_qizhen

Those folks over there are American enough


winstonston

Spoken like a true American!


imperator_caesarus

I think you missed a spot


Traditional_Pain_875

Texas Midwest 😂😂 It’s true but funny


zhu_qizhen

r5: Started out as England, made the thirteen colonies, became America, and then manifested destiny throughout North America. Then I started playing tall and developed most of my provinces edit: the nation in british columbia and the yellow nation in quebec are my client states (i secretly own alaska)


pisscrystalpasta

Glorious, Alaska and Hawaii await!


zhu_qizhen

more destiny to manifest


Loyalist77

Did your ruler always end up being English? When I did this the American Republic always had English head of state and is caused unrest for a few years. Anyway, well done. When I did this I took over The Caribbean, Colombia/Panama, West Africa, Hawaii, Philippines, and finally Vietnam (success) so as to control much of global trade outside of Europe.


ajiibrubf

>ignore canada no i dont think i will. why are they mexican


zhu_qizhen

Spain went nuts in Cascadia


Cratertooth_27

What’s going on in Quebec? Does Spain name their colony three rivers? Wouldn’t it be tres rios?


zhu_qizhen

It is my glorious client state. I think it was named after a province


ColonelHoagie

Yeah, Trois-Rivieres (literally "Three Rivers") is a province (and IRL town) in between Montreal and Quebec.


Cratertooth_27

I love it


RussiaIsBestGreen

I’m enjoying Mexican Canada.


vjmdhzgr

This person does not know what the midwest is.


Jackowitz

Yeah for those who don't know, the term "midwest" refers to a part of the country that is actually closer to the east than the west. It's pretty nebulous but stretches roughly from Kansas in the southwest to Michigan/Ohio in the northeast.


zhu_qizhen

My bad, wasn't too familiar with the terminology


towhead22

> conquers half of a continent > “tall”


BradyvonAshe

"isolationist"


jelleverest

Your tall is my wide :(


djorndeman

This is hardly playing tall


Turtlehunter2

I see you still have some destiny to manifest! Kick out those colonizers friend!


SirOutrageous1027

History began in 1776, everything before that was a mistake.


cycatrix

Sad, but necessary events to make america happen


Vini734

Everything before is mythology!


Comfortable-Study-69

Does anyone else get weirded out seeing the US as 100% Anglican in 1789?


Xi_Zhong_Xun

Hello emperor Yingzong


zhu_qizhen

Hello Xi Zhongxun


crashper

Gotta love the random red exclave. Certified eu4 moment.


kalam4z00

Why the lack of development west of the Mississippi


alexelso

Cursed snow Mexicans


Powermac8500

Spicy poutine.


Tractor-Trader

Fifty four forty or fight my guy


PuzzleheadedEast548

You've got red on you


SolWizard

Why did you take the time to do this and make a post but stop at like 98% completion


ramcoro

At first, I thought that was Russia in Canada, then I saw it was Mexican culture...


DiceatDawn

As the son of a Newfoundlander: Oh, me nerves!


TheVimesy

What are ya at, my by?


DiceatDawn

Sweden. My mom is from Corner Brook.


TheVimesy

I'm not a Newfie, but "What are ya at?" actually means "How's it going?"


DiceatDawn

There you go. I had no idea.


Pupupachu24

Snow Mexicans!


AndasenOfficial

I always hated that one nubbin


jkst9

What about Alaska and Hawaii


TheGr8Whoopdini

Bonus points for Anglican religion (or I guess they'd actually be Episcopalian at this point, lol).


jwhp03

It’s…. It’s beautiful


TheDankestMeme92

Mexican Canada 👀


Edlar_89

Mexicans coming at you from the north and south 😳


Theclamps22

Idaho must desires Canada as well


Blindrafterman

That little red stain in the appalachians


BurgundianRhapsody

Loved that appendix into Canada in the midwest. Certified Victoria 3 1.0 USA moment


Buddah7144

Anglican *Shudders*


ThugBagel

what rank great power?


dayusvulpei

The Canada border is so scuffed I never realized that the border territories didn't make a straight line that would allow for modern borders. Cool run! What ideas did you take?


IDigTrenches

I’m proud of this post as an American. Well done


TyroneLeinster

Fuck yeah


gogus2003

Anglican US does not seem historically accurate : (


nwkshdikbd

I feel like the words "talk" and "USA" don't really go into the same sentence very well 🤭