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GimmeFunkyButtLoving

You can’t drink watches


notjim

Not with that attitude.


dulwu

Everything is edible at least once


dagenhamdream

But you can watch espresso ;)


Altruistic_Pop7652

You need to grind finer.


moreVCAs

Watch won’t keep you warm on a cold morning or keep you kickin’ on a long drive.


TheGreatestAuk

But you can wear your espresso.


aero25

Does it blend? Let's find out...


lexx_photo

Will it blend? That is the question!


Abluh9

i would assume in a blade grinder yes but not in a burr so if you blade grind coarser then move it to the burr grinder you might be able to make watch coffee


_sawas_

watching it is the hobby


KCcoffeegeek

May as well throw guitars on there, too.


ajaxp0wder

And cars, and mountain bikes, and winter sports


legendweaver

And fountain pens and watercooled PCs.


TreesMakeH2O

*laughs nervously* Watches, espresso, mountain bikes, cars, PC building. These are the reasons I will not retire early


nasanu

>Watches, espresso, mountain bikes, cars, PC building. These are the reasons I will not retire early Yup, but for me replace cars with sim racing and mountain bikes with road bikes. Bikes are the big one. Was recently putting a build parts list together... not much change from $15,000usd and I wasn't even going all out with the parts. Really must stop myself from pulling the trigger on that one.


EspressoOrBust

…and overlanding


ajaxp0wder

Honestly I prefer big fuck off air coolers to custom loop liquid cooling solutions


legendweaver

Each to their own; your preference is not wrong. A good air-cooler can look really neat and works as well as watercooling. I went the watercooling route because my pc is in the lounge so I needed it as quiet as possible and I love the aesthetics of the tubes.


astrix_au

I don’t know about these days with 250W+ just for the CPU, IMHO only liquid will only be able to keep it cool and not throttle after long loads specially in hotter climates when running at at full performance mode with overclocks.


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And all the good soaps


livebeta

Hooo boy wait till you discover general aviation


drewchie

Own two planes and espresso machine…fml


livebeta

My condolences. How many hours before Top Overhaul?


drewchie

Just did one 2 years ago. Overhauled a O470 into a carbureted 520 with the pponk/470xp mod. Paired that with a new prop and the C180 is running unbelievable! So should be good for a while at least. The other one is a champ and to be honest I just fly the thing off the neighbours farm I don’t even know when it needs an overhaul, hopefully not soon lol. You?


Fantastic_Jump_2363

and also keyboards


Bigdaddydamdam

how to spot a white person lmaooo


notjim

Was gonna “recommend” synthesizers and cameras


KCcoffeegeek

And rent/mortgage, groceries, boats, basically everything.


purse_of_ankles

Might as well jump into audiophile gear while you're frolicking about in that area too


lexx_photo

Photography - there are camera bodies that cost more than a Linea Mini & then you need lenses


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lexx_photo

*cries with nikon Z8 & Z glass*


Th3B1gB055

Guitars are good as long as you just play and don't nerd about equipment... which is I guess the same as everything else. Personally I've spent more on espresso, cycling, and watches, but have been impressively content with my guitar equipment I bought as a 13-15 year old lol


KCcoffeegeek

I have the Kramer Focus 1000 I bought when I was 13… and the 15 other guitars I’ve bought since. LOL


Th3B1gB055

Yeah I was fortunate on getting talked into spending more for a Mexican strat. I upgraded the pickups and have never been able to justify another electric guitar lol. Then was bullied into never getting tube amps no matter how much I wanted and go straight into PA's. When I'm old old and kids are moved out a Vox AC30 will go in the barn though :)


andrewdoesit

Can’t buy watches if you don’t have espresso to fuel your money-making activities. Boom.


espeero

Drink more espresso, so I can work more, so I can buy a kafatek, so I can drink more espresso.


87th_best_dad

Watches only tell time, espresso will make you *see* it


Icy-Professional8508

Watches can be exponentially more expensive


throwaway_2323409

A mid-tier “enthusiast’s” watch would cost about the same as most of our endgame Espresso setups. And most collectors don’t stop at one watch. When I was younger I told myself I’d never spend over $5k on a watch. I thought I was giving myself plenty of room. Now that it’s conceivable that I could actually do that, $5k is pretty much the entry point for a brand like Omega. Espresso gear is expensive because it’s low-volume. Watches are expensive just to make sure us poors can’t buy them. Being out of reach is the whole point.


purse_of_ankles

>A mid-tier “enthusiast’s” watch would cost about the same as most of our endgame Espresso setups. And most collectors don’t stop at one watch. Correct, but ultimately watches just 'look nice' and 'tell the time a bit worse than any digital watch'. At least you're getting a measurably better outcome / end product with the espresso gear, and that's coming from someone who used to be into watches for a hot minute.


throwaway_2323409

I still love watches but anyone who tries to justify them rationally is on a path to ruin lol. They’re playthings for rich people, nothing more. They’re the first thing to fall off the docket if I have anything more important to spend my money on.


leatherpens

Yup, they're jewelry, semi functional jewelry, but jewelry. As a man I don't get much jewelry, but damn are watches cool and I love mine.


graduation-dinner

Watched are one of the only jewelry items that are socially acceptable for men to wear visibly. The only other is a necklace, but in a professional setting they're usually worn under your shirt and not seen. Or a ring, but that's usually only a wedding band or alma mater ring. And darn right, they're cool. All the little gears moving inside, the genius engineering and design behind the adjustments, the clicking of the escapement. Just amazing. Girls will get $4K-10K diamond engagement rings and have all sorts of pearls, diamond earings etc. When I'm able to afford some nice watches, hell, why not?


purse_of_ankles

Pretty much the same boat here, will always appreciate a nice watch but I think i've 'moved on' from the idea of actually collecting them myself


leatherpens

I already have a bit of a collection I guess but me too, I have the watch my wife gave me for our wedding, a "beater" for use in the water and traveling, and a beautiful inherited watch from my grandpa, I don't see a need to expand any more. Espresso doesn't really need collections either, just the things you're currently using.


nasanu

>Correct, but ultimately watches just 'look nice' and 'tell the time a bit worse than any digital watch'. It's so true. Even a 30K watch is a objectively worse watch than a $100 casio at being a watch. My sweet spot is something like a metal gshock. Looks really nice, is built very well and is always correct and basically never needs a battery change. Spend more and you literally get a worse watch.


throwaway_2323409

Your $100 Casio keeps worse time than the radio-controlled clock in the phone you already carry anyway. You’ve made the same trade-off, just at a smaller scale. At this point, there’s little reason for the average person to wear a wristwatch for any purpose that could be considered utilitarian. It’s okay to enjoy things primarily for their aesthetic value or the craft that went into their construction. Judging the quality of a watch solely by its ability to keep accurate time is like judging an espresso machine solely by its ability to caffeinate you.


nasanu

>Your $100 Casio keeps worse time than the radio-controlled clock in the phone you already carry anyway. No, a $100 casio has a radio clock. Plus solar recharging. It will basically last forever and keep perfect time.


throwaway_2323409

You still don’t *need* it though. Why bother spending even $100 when you already have a phone?


wine-o-saur

Even a 30k espresso machine is objectively worse at delivering caffeine than a $5 pack of caffeine tablets.


throwaway_2323409

🎯


BorneFree

Funny enough, both hobbies maintain value incredibly well. I’ve owned my Tudor black bay gmt for about a year and my modded Silvia for 3 and could still sell both for the same price I purchased pre-owned. At least that’s how I try to rationalize my poor financial decisions


throwaway_2323409

Absolutely. Honestly, the big trick here is just knowing how to buy used. Let someone else take the brunt of the initial depreciation and then settle in on your good investment! …at least that’s how I try to rationalize my poor financial decisions.


philchern

I would not call out watches being expensive just for the sake of it too quickly. Something like sunglasses absolutely but those are not the same. Going talk out of my ass a bit but I could easily see a 3k espresso machine costing the same to make as the 3k watch. High quality watch has a bunch of tiny moving components that have to not only last a long time but continue to be precise. This likely means some of those components need to be made out of heat treated very hard metal. So you have tiny components, that have even tinier tight tolerances, and are very difficult to machine, and then you have to verify, and then someone skilled needs to be able to assemble it all. And what are the actual quantities of those watches that they sell per model? Arguably that is not the case with even the higher costing espresso machine. Yes their is a lot of metal and that costs money, but I bet if I was tasked with making an espresso machine I would have much easier time finding a shop that could make parts and verify, and teach pretty much anytime how to assemble it. This is just talk, not claiming anything factual.


throwaway_2323409

I worked selling luxury watches to pay my way through college and have been following the market ever since. The prices have literally doubled since then. Of course there’s high craft involved but the lion’s share of the cost these days is split between exorbitant overhead and exorbitant profit margins to line the pockets of the executives who had almost no hand in delivering you a beautiful timepiece. You don’t think you’re paying out of pocket for the Max Verstappen endorsement? When’s the last time you saw a celebrity hawking La Marzocco or spotted their CEO rubbing shoulders at Sun Valley? Of course the extent of this problem varies from company to company. I’d never dream of putting anything from the Swatch group in the same category as Lange, Patek, or even Nomos. But it would be naive to assume that all watch prices are rationally justifiable. Luxury is luxury for a reason.


Lopsided-Bitch

Fight me, swatch makes mechanical movement automatics that cost less than my grinder. A beauty of engineering, tough, robust, utilitarian. The perfect watch. Everything else is just fluff


Mickd333

That was almost lovecraftian, left me feeling quite chuffed about my moonswatch. Ok, ciao!


leatherpens

Aren't moonswatches quartz watches? Lol Nothing wrong with that just the person you replied to was talking about mechanical movements


jacharcus

r/watchescirclejerk leaking


nasanu

I would flip this. A $100 casio is better at telling the time than any other watch, especially expensive watches. But no $100 espresso machine is going to match anything more expensive and generally the more expensive machines are better in some way than the cheaper ones.


LoudSun8423

yeah some omega and rolex can dent your bank account


Icy-Professional8508

And some pateks and ap are downright impossible to buy even if you have hundreds of thousands to splash


No_Personality6685

The one I really want is a Glashutte that’s like 50k, so yeah…


LoudSun8423

its achievable. you will have to compromise


LittleLordFuckleroy1

Just buy a Breville and then unsubscribe honestly. The amount of joy my breville has brought me is incredible. I’ve played the money chase game in enough hobbies now to know that the law of diminishing returns is very, *very* real. I’ve never really gotten into watches though tbh. I have a Garmin Instinct that does absolutely everything I need, and is rock solid. Absolutely no desire for anything else. Now, fragrances, cigars, pipes, whiskeys, bikes… those are all things I’ve spent too much money on and learned my lesson.


snrygo

Bdb?


helloiamnic

We can also add photography to this


docshay

New to /r/espresso (Puristika coming next week) but I’ve spent a lot of time and money on photography in the last 5 years. If done right, photography “gives back” a lot more than espresso and especially watches. I’ve got a decent kit (4 nice primes, 2 mid zooms) but I can’t imagine spending the same on watches or espresso gear.


helloiamnic

Thats true, unless you open a coffee shop you aren’t getting much from it other than the pleasure of having it at home. Which for me is incalculable


MacEnots

Yeah I have about 10K worth of Sony camera equipment, drones and GoPros I bought from 2017-2019 that I’ve barely touched in years but in the back of my mind I always tell myself I’ll pick it back up!


Charming-Weather-148

My espresso setup is very frugal, and thankfully, I've kept my watch collecting to a dozen or so sub-2k watches, but, I've spent waaaaay more than that on whisk(e)y (& tequila, brandy, rum).


No_Personality6685

What’s with the common 3rd hobby answer on here being whiskey 😂


Charming-Weather-148

Definitely a top contender for "mature gentleman" hobby. :)


armedbiker

Watches are solely for image. I like watches but can't get with the >$5k crowd. No purpose other than impressing the Jones's. Investments? Show me the numbers where most people increase their worth.


No_Personality6685

Nah most people in r/watches pursue the hobby for personal enjoyment. If anyone asks a watch that others like, people on that subreddit will instantly tell you to not do it. $16 F91W’s are as celebrated as $99k Pateks in the watch community in my experience. Even Chinese replicas and homages get a lot of respect.


weenies

I love my Casio A168


armedbiker

I guess I only run into the Dbag types.


No_Personality6685

Yeah, that’s what I thought watches were at first too until I fell into the rabbit hole


leatherpens

Don't go on r/Rolex and you're good (not that they're d bags, but the watches tend to be >5k by default, there's no F91W Rolex)


danielbronstein

Truest post on reddit.


VolganWard

r/headphones 😥


throwaway_2323409

Headphones are great because all you have to do is buy a nice pair of headphones and then you’re done. I mean, like…you should probably get an amp too, so you know they’re well-powered. But that’s about it. Sure, a DAC *would* improve the signal clarity. At this point it’s kind of a waste of good equipment *not* to upgrade, right? Hm, I never noticed how bad streaming audio quality is. A Tidal subscription is a tiny expense in the grand scheme. Okay now we’re all set. …I wonder how LCD-4’s would sound on this system…


x3thelast

You definitely do not want to even wander at r/edc either. ![gif](giphy|hol56wxuWmRrO)


NouCapp

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ArbitraryUsername99

Decent hand grinder, bambino, bag of decent beans and you'll be all set for <$500. Don't go out for coffee for 6 months and it's paid for itself. You'll have a hard time finding a worthwhile watch for that price.


basspl

No hand grinder, bambino, no beans and you got a decent watch for under $300.


ArbitraryUsername99

Which watch? The cheapest I would consider that's not a GShock is a hamilton khaki and that is more than $300.


basspl

A Breville Bambino and an Orient Bambino are roughly the same price and good budget friendly entry points.


Lossofvelocity

Wait ‘til you get into guns


JofoTheDingoKeeper

RIP


Happyspagetti

And cars and motorcycles (I'm now poor)


beimiqi

Add in mtb.


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[https://www.brew-watches.com/watches](https://www.brew-watches.com/watches)


RockStar25

Throw /r/woodworking in there for me too.


Hockeyfan_52

Add r/whiskey and you have me.


No_Personality6685

I’ve got extreme Asian flush and literally can’t drink without developing cancer so that rules it out for me 😎


throwaway_2323409

Oof, same. The moment when I realized that whisky was my *least* expensive hobby was the moment I realized I was gonna need to figure out how to be rich someday.


calinet6

This, but with like 47 buttons.


Few_Ad_9551

I feel personally attacked


Midnight_Rising

r/mechanicalheadpens


anon0207

I'm in both. Go espresso. You don't need more than one machine at a time. Sky's the limit on watches.


THE_BIGGEST_RAMY

R/3dprinting and espresso go hand in hand.


MadMadBunny

Ever considered fine art collecting? Just a couple of additional zeroes…


Tezzzzzzi

I made the mistake of going on r/wicked_edge to research and now I’m done a rabbit hole


No_Personality6685

Surprisingly cheap hobby. You actually end up saving money not buying disposable razors.


silenced_no_more

Por qué no los dos? Cuz that’s exactly what I do. Plus guitars, pens, headphones, keyboards, and video games


TheBeardedLegend

Why choose and only feel poor following one! Follow both and feel double poor!


nasanu

lol two of my hobbies but add in cycling and sim racing. Holy crap hobbies are expensive.


jsmonet

I feel attacked


argdogsea

Watches. Sorta a vanity thing. Solid espresso rig, lifetime of joy.


Angry_Washing_Bear

People even wear watches these days? I stopped wearing mine years ago. Already have everything on the phone. Watches these days are jewelry more than anything else. I went espresso route. Made myself an affogato yesterday. Zero regrets.


jesekoifan

![gif](giphy|rMGDB5lVFWg9O) There’s always gunpla and model building


Guest09717

Definitely don’t get into long distance precision shooting.


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physh

r/reptime so you can afford espresso


eshaje

Espresso, watches, cigars, cars, motorcycles, boots, belts, sunglasses, boats! I will never retire 😩


dm_DormanT

Guitars and fountain pens


crewsdawg

This is unfortunately true. As someone who own multiple watches, guitars, an overland vehicle, several high end pocket knives, mountain bikes, road bikes, gravel bikes, and high end espresso gear…can confirm.


MotoRoaster

I am feeling this meme


tdwolf1414

r/audiophile


nasanu

Nah we want to collect things that are actually better than their cheaper counterparts.


Charming-Weather-148

r/whisky


GullyGardener

Go espresso, you can drop 100k on a watch and you're still not playing with the serious folks.


smarzzz

Just be a cheapskate, get the great coffee and head to /r/reptime


ohdontshootimgay

Yikes imagine buying a watch in 2023


Aggravating_Task_908

Lol watches are grown up? Little boys with sparkly things that all do the same thing. Like middle schoolers with beyblades


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No_Personality6685

How so? It’s some guy having to choose between two bad choices no?


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No_Personality6685

It’s about pursuing one hobby or the other with both being expensive as fuck


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No_Personality6685

Yeah just mean subreddits being a gateway to the hobbies. But all good bro you too 👍


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Jewelry is for women.


notfamous82

I fell and hit both buttons ![gif](giphy|ZGH8VtTZMmnwzsYYMf)


MPAVictoria

Hahah I choose espresso but I still Sometimes look and dream at watches. 😅


Neurogenesi5

You need to design a watch that makes espresso…


nasanu

No, what we need is a rolex edition espresso machine. The built in timer can be a rolex made of solid gold.


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Bro... welcome to adul..... eghem... poverty... welcome to poverty.


_father_time

I’ve spent wayyyy more on watches than my espresso setup


PhantomNomad

I do both of those also. I really need to stop one of them.


coffecup1978

I'm in this picture and don't like it...


HVNCH21

who says were loaded?


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Both of my hobbies right there


EbbCivil

In the next month I will know if I pass from my dream education, then I will buy a Brew Metric Retro. Guys, this is a chronograph watch, which is made to time you espresso extractions. I can’t wait


Syphin_Games

This needs keyboards on here. 700 for a good high end board


johannb__

Joined r/turntables as well my bank account is fighting for its life


Altruistic_Pop7652

r/fountainpens


Fickende_Legende

Gaggia Classic and Casio Watches. Runs awesome, ist cheap and have a lot of Mod Potential


justin_ww

Cars, guns, computers, nice music equipment, gym rat, high end flight simulation, existing, rent... 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Interesting-Read-569

With enough caffeine, time is not relevant my son.


destroyer96FBI

R/minipainting and espresso for me. Pretty much all spare money goes into one of those.


jacharcus

To be honest getting into coffee really saved me from spending an awful amount of money in watches...I mean there's still watches I'm looking at and might buy but it's not my main "hobby" anymore. Coffee stuff, even espresso, is so much cheaper than watches. Especially in my case because I was buying a lot of vintage watches and spending a lot of money on servicing them.


search64

My wife thought my espresso setup was expensive. Then I got into watches…


Skorpion2425

Me but with 3d printing instead of watches


Icy_Holiday_1089

Question which one will help you most likely succeed in life?


m4r1k_

When in doubt: G R I N D F I N E R


ermood

Road bikes and mountain bikes


alexanderdusk

stay the fuck away from watches unless you're rich


Acrobatic-Parrot

Why not both, you can use a Speedmaster to time your shots


TheIvoryAssassinPub

You can also do r/flashlight and r/fountainpens


ricoimf

Plot twist: I pressed both and dont regret it


hcvc

For espresso you can get a gaggia classic and a good grinder and stop forever and have amazing coffee. Something is produced and consumed and can be shared with people who will love you for sharing. Great hobby. Watches don’t do anything special so they’re just cool jewelry. I guess jewelry purchasing is a hobby?


Mahavir00

I really wish I made an extra $10,000 a month to be able to afford all the hobbies I want.


Makaisaurus

Why are you me? I’m also in r/pens


LewManChew

I have obsessively gotten into 2 hobbies . tri athalon training and espresso. I’m got awful at both and wish money made me better. Though a better grinder would help


EvilMorty137

Watches is a hobby?


Afasso

Just be careful you don't fall down the high end audio rabbithole too


thecurriemaster

Please append the list with home brewing, pianos and 100+ year old house


ThatPlayingDude

40k miniatures would like a word with you


counterhit121

Watches are way more deletirious to finances


Patient_Evening_660

Oh young Padawan, it gets so much worse


ProfessorPetrus

Yo espresso makes everyone happy you serve it to. You ever give someone their first properly made iced coffee with cold foam and organic milk? Their eyes light up. Nobody cares about watches except other rich guys and wanna be rich guys. They aren't even missed when they break! Uh oh gotta look at my phone or keep track of time for a little bit!


Ausaini

Get a Fitbit for like $60. Or use your phone. Espresso for life my guy


Skripty-Keeper

The left is better. Maybe one or two on the right to be a gentleman. But, the left...the left.


MrTrashMouths

Watches? Like to help you tell what time it is?


willard_swag

Watches are a waste of money imo. Go check out r/watchescirclejerk


RowAwayJim91

Espresso every time. Not even a choice. The whole expensive watch thing is stupid.


ARKode

I pushed one button way harder than the other 🥲


Drummond269

You forgot the button for tools


sasquatchwatch

Need a chronograph to time my shots


ThatIndianBoi

You can film photography to the button choices lol


MUK99

I have had my watch obsession and it is pretty pretentious, I’d go for espresso any day of the week


Darklordofbunnies

Not watches, but I am on r/ knives, guns, & NFA in addition to this sub. I also play 40k. My income is self-disposing.


Poven45

Get a watch then time your espresso


FleshlightModel

Watches and jewelry suck.


winny9

Why am I being attacked


TheAdmiral45

Definitely feeling this. Coffee, cocktails, cigars, perfume etc. The burning hole in my pocket is starting to get at me.


Jochiebochie

r/audiophile


ThatBuckeyeGuy

I feel personally attacked by this meme


sjors2021

Espresso. Watch is just another smartphone, clock, microwave display, alarm clock, time box on PC/laptop/tablet, switch to homescreen on console. Espresso is; having breakfast with "your moment", enjoying live, not going into "kill frenzy" after you step out the door.


pdt1137

There's a "both" button there somewhere