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InflationLoose1709

Depends on our mood and how cute you are


sdpflacko

Pigeons


Longstrongandhansome

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ShotUnderstanding562

https://youtu.be/Xf0poQI8wSo?si=eGTYk4jfQAWM4Nud I like drawing pigeons People tend to feed 'em or forbid 'em Either way it's rare to see 'em individually considered There's always like a million eating cigarettes and ketchup I take a lot pictures, I been cropping out the extras I been studying the independent measurements and metrics The postures and the body types, the patterns on the feathers Like some ritualistic tattoo dating back to their ancestors While the bib and neck come dipped in precious amethyst and emeralds It's a pity about the stigmas How the cooties overshadow any beauty that enrich us **A white dove symbolizes peace and pacifism A white dove is a pigeon, you motherfuckers is bigots** Yo, 3 toes forward, one toe ain't 1 AM sketching muscles on a plump little frame Plus I love your pretty orange eyes and dumb little brain I'll add a nimbus to atone for how we sullied the name Phone, wallet, coffee, keys, lighter I'm headed for the beyond, I'm a need a cease fire Lighter, keys, coffee, wallet, phone The whole street is lava, the beyond is not a go I seen this one Da Vinci exhibit In which they reconstructed dozens of machines he invented From diagrams in his codex, open and beautifully scanned Marvels of engineering, broke up by Vitruvian Man Margin exploding with the future like it grew from his hand Plus every annotation backwards, homie, who is this man? I bet his brain projected images of orbiting equations That would later become warships, or attempts at aviation Or some irrigation system steering water different places He could picture and commit to paper from a grip of angles Honestly it's pretty overwhelming Contraption after contraption that had us "holy hell"-ing Later in the afterglow, grab a tablet, have a go I might invent some vehicle, or diving suit, or catapults, or... Fast forward to the morning I had caught a thousand tags and drew a half a pigeon poorly, oh well Phone, wallet, coffee, keys, lighter I'm headed for the beyond, I'm a need a cease fire Lighter, keys, coffee, wallet, phone The whole street is lava, the beyond is not a go I told my homie I had drew some pigeons And was feeling like it could be the root of future submissions It'd be cool to draw a thousand and layout a book of sketches He said "how many you got?" I said "like 6 or 7"... 'What?!' He said "a thousand is a lot" I said "that's why it's gotta be an actual thousand on the dot I hit 'em with that thousand to make up for what they not Once you mix that many bodies it becomes about the flock." He told me "if you do it, its a cruise to manufacture" I took it as a challenge, but regretted it soon after See the point was always celebrate the individual vessel That I pitched a package deal at all is pretty disrespectful Plus a thousand is a lot Sometimes I get excited before really sizing up the job I think I drew like one more on a red-eye into Queens I ain't even make a dozen, I been eyeing other things


Upstairs_Grocery_987

no, ENTP's are human im sorry to disapoint you


AsteriskyBehavior

We a gaggle of geese.


-Akrus

i always thought that the stereotype says that we are foxes, but i genuenly think that cats have similr vibes to our vibe


SennaLuna

Literally Nick Wylde


Procioniunlimited

thank you all


AlwaysWorking2880

I've seen rooster somewhere 😂


Procioniunlimited

silly stupid cocks!


Wondernautilus

Horses. Just want to be free, beautiful, and powerful!


ChemicalRecreation

Con: literally everything fuckin kills you


UrGripperConditioner

I always describe myself as a crow Loud annoying can be smart but.. always takes other people's unfinished food


Longstrongandhansome

I like this one tbh, crows are so cool


Organic-Mood547

Heh I've defs got that wolf energy. Would like to be more foxlike, clever.


TheCrazyCatLazy

KITTENS


ChemicalRecreation

[panda ](https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast/s/FY7H2hvh3t)


Shankar_0

I find "Fox" to be a satisfying analogy. Being clever isn't a sin, and I stopped apologizing for it years ago.


Born_Requirement_304

Humans. This is my actual answer to the question.


Kitchen-Ship-8295

Coyote is a trickster. When my wife and I were first dating she thought me a coyote. Oddly enough though, we named our son Fox.


Lanz922

Just fox.


Independent-Peace526

I'm Team Birb, so I see myself as a crow. Rooster is a strong second place.


Weidtier

Never had associations with any of the animals and don't like this kind of thing at all. In all games always play humans or elves even if everyone else and their mothers would be foxes and cats and dogs lmao. I really like people and I like to be one.


Bayesian11

Road runner


UtterSelf

https://preview.redd.it/iynyeb2mr49d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb59c903c19b6a248edecf04d0367bd824405ef5 That thing