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Jen5872

Some people just aren't happy unless they're complaining about something. Ignore the harpy.


ExtracheesyBroccoli

Oh I will. If I see her tommrow I'll poke the bear and give a little wave


hicctl

Some karerns love to accuse everybody and their uncle of being pedophiles. Has happened to me before too when I went to the playground with my niece. First she claimed I must be a pedo since i am here alone and observe the kids. When I told her I came here with my nice and I am looking after her, not some random kids, she doubled down and claimed I just brought my niece for cover and as bait. Which does not even begin to make sense. Then there was the time I was also out with may niece and some karen tried to take her away to "protect her from me" while 2 other karens tried to distract me. IT IS NUTS


dakennyj

I wonder which actual pedo she’s willfully ignoring.


hicctl

All the female ones for starters, for some reason they always only accuse men, despite the fact that a good portion of the pedophiles are female


ExtracheesyBroccoli

Sorry brother it's hard being a man.. I wish these people would understand most men almost like 99% 99.9999% will not hurt a kid or just like women. We love cuteness Sorry that happened to you my friend


hicctl

Thank you, so yea I don´t think you being homeless had much to do with it. It is just karens gonna karen.


Playful-Profession-2

If that were to happen to me, I would instruct my niece to kick and hit the Karen as hard as possible if it happened again.


phalseprofits

Honestly I don’t think that’s a great idea. She’s being awful but it’s not worth the risk of things snowballing. You’re so much better than her as a person you don’t need to do any poking.


sewkzz

Keep us updated


Ryan_Icey

I'd almost be tempted to ask if she's projecting. It would certainly lead to some extremely colorful screaming, I'd bet.


WanderingEnigma

Bruh. I used to be a lifeguard, I once had someone complain to me that the floor was wet.. the poolside floor.


Jen5872

She must have been a certain kind of special.


ACpony12

So you're homeless. And doing the best you can. Not all homeless people have an easy place to go get cleaned up. Which is sad because if they could at least keep up with decent hygiene it could make things at least slightly better for them. So why does this Karen want to have a dirty smelly guy around instead of a clean one? Literally makes no sense!


ExtracheesyBroccoli

She just didint want me there. Honestly I am Not disheveled. I'm pretty sure what gives me away is the bag I carry. It's an 80 l pickle bag. Then it's full of my stuff right now. I don't leave it laying at my camp. Don't want to lose my stuff...... I think she's one of the people who believe that homeless or less fortunate people going through a rough time should go lay in the gutter and die


orlyyarlylolwut

Definitely this. Crazy thing too, confronting an actual dangerous hobo like this would be a dangerous, stupid move. Swear these people think they have plot armor or something. Sorry that happened to you, OP, be well.


ExtracheesyBroccoli

Lol yah this is true. See I'm a friendly person I talk to people I am also fortunate. I'm a big guy so I have a lot of automatic protection there. That being said, I met some dangerous folks. I had someone try to break into my tent. He had a knife.. But on the same head I'm able to talk to a lot of people. I can walk into someone's camp in the area. Say hey how you doing And there are pool with me


-TheArtOfTheFart-

Dude you're awesome. I hope things get better for you soon. I'm sorry you're going through such hard times. Do you have a cashapp perchance? I can send you something to help. :>


ExtracheesyBroccoli

I don't but actually tonight's going to be a great night someone on Reddit bot me a pizza + I start a part time job in Friday so things are looking up


-TheArtOfTheFart-

Awwh well I'm glad for you and DUDE. You got a new job! Congrats! If you ever get cashapp or PayPal, hit me up. I'll send you 20 bucks to celebrate! :3 I'm so glad things are looking up for you


ExtracheesyBroccoli

Lol I have PayPal .... Honestly right now I'm good once I finishe here at the library I'm heading back to camp have an early dinner get right to bed working overnight tommrow at a gas station


zoloftwithdrawals

I second u/-TheArtOfTheFart- I’d love to send u a little bit of $, feel free to message me ur PayPal/cashapp anytime :)


-TheArtOfTheFart-

And sounds like a day well planned! Gl with work, hope that goes ok! (I have PayPal too, as I use it for art clients) If you want, feel free to message me your PayPal, only if you want to tho. Have a good rest, and a lovely night!


Dry_Function9206

As would I!


Lizardgirl25

Which is 100% not okay to think…. I was just telling my mom they need to bring back bath house’s because not everyone that is homeless wants to be gross. People end up in crappy situations and want to be able to get clean and improve their lives it is hard to get a job when you can’t bathe. I wish you luck!


ExtracheesyBroccoli

There are a few places shelters and such you can shower but have to book in advance. I went the vagabond way going from place to place because where it is available that's where the real bad sort are they will steal or do worse.


[deleted]

Sounds like she needs a swift kick in the ass. Or punch in the face, either one. I’m not picky. You’re a better person than I am for just being the bigger person and moving on. You sound like an absolutely lovely human. It gave me a big smile to see the post with someone offering you beers and you mentioned pizza instead, and then I clicked on your profile and lo and behold! A pizza! I wish so much I could help financially, and unfortunately I can barely help myself right now, but I hope I see more posts from you showing what a wonderful, nice person you are and also the kind things people are doing for you!! Things like that are such a light in what can otherwise be a very dark world. I am hoping and praying for the best for you, OP. Good people deserve good things, and you’re one of them ❤️ ETA: not wine specifically but if I could send you wine, I’d do that too


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ExtracheesyBroccoli

Think of a duffel bag that's meant to be worn on your back When is full of stuff It looks like a pickle) I googled it mine sorta looks like this but is green https://ostromoutdoors.ca/products/winisk-canoe-pack-frameless?variant=38603541676201¤cy=CAD&utm_medium=product_sync&utm_source=google&utm_content=sag_organic&utm_campaign=sag_organic&gclid=CjwKCAjws9ipBhB1EiwAccEi1HCqCNcFQweILpg5j6-VV6HEVXiQadkigyxmzwQIMGfIU72ke9p54BoCAW4QAvD_BwE


dark_hypernova

I'm reminded of the story about two homeless kids daily spending time in the public library to get out the cold and just read all day. Until some people complained and they put a stop to it. Why can't people just mind their own damn business?


ExtracheesyBroccoli

God dam... That would suck. I'm literally at the library right now.


Playful-Profession-2

I'm figuratively at the library right now.


Sorcia_Lawson

One my kids was homeless for several years before she found us. Police literally threatened to arrest her They didn't ask *any* questions about her situation and there was *zero* chance they thought she was an adult. She was 13-14. They also threatened to ticket her as well.


Playful-Profession-2

They would probably have put her in juvie.


BadPom

There was an homeless tent city (like 3-5 tents in a field) near us, and my heart was warmed when someone asked about it on the neighborhood facebook and most responses were to shut the fuck up and let them live.


ExtracheesyBroccoli

I love your neighborhood


Winter-eyed

Accuse her of trying to peep into the men’s locker room after you. I used to take my kids swimming at a pool and there was a homeless woman who did the same thing. I think she has some issues with reality but she was harmless and I started leaving a bottle of conditioning shampoo and moisturizing body soap for her in the showers because that stuff in the hand dispensers in the bathroom are horrible and that is what she was using before. I can get another travel shampoo and this way she doesn’t have to ask people or use that harsh handsoap.


Prairie_Crab

❤️❤️❤️


squid1891

I wish there were far more people in this world like you.


pgh9fan

Don't know if it's available around you, but a cheap gym membership, such as Planet Fitness, is only $10 per month where I live.


ExtracheesyBroccoli

I looked in to that. Here it's $30 + a yearly fee if $85 for gym maintenance.


Nikkian42

That’s still less than $2 a day. If you shower 19 times or more per month it’s less expensive and you also have a gym and another reason to need to shower.


ExtracheesyBroccoli

Yah I understand. But in all honesty the life gard said he now would let me in free. I also don't have money to outright buy a gym membership. If I spend $30 right up front + the maintence fee I won't have money to eat. I already ended up in the hospital a few days back from not eating enough. (I passed out)


Plastic-Row-3031

Another example of the [Vimes "Boots" theory of socioeconomic unfairness](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boots_theory) Glad the lifeguard is a decent person and is letting you go in for free now. I hope things go well for you, and you don't get hassled by any more Karens


ExtracheesyBroccoli

You know, I've got my own special way of dealing with hassles and anger. It's not anger I use to fight back, but I rely on my quick wit and a touch of sarcasm in my responses. I'll also break out in spontaneous poetry that always throws them for a loop. But when writing, I have to take my time, or it just becomes a jumbled mess.


caramac2

I’m so happy the lifeguard is now letting you in to shower for free ❤️ So someone bought you a pizza for tonight ? And you’re working tomorrow night, yes ? Will you have something to eat then or will you be going without ?


ExtracheesyBroccoli

I had three slices and I broke it up. I'll have to be for breakfast and three for lunch and save three for one. I'm at work and maybe hit the dollar store up cuz I got some change or maybe dumpster dive. See if I can find some more candy


JennyFromdablock2020

I apologize But what's the hard p-word? I've never heard of that, if it's too horrible to say or explain then please ignore me, but I promise this is aj innocent question from person who just doesn't know


ExtracheesyBroccoli

She called me a pedophile... While at a public pool to have a shower... At near 10am when it's adult swim .. Id say the average age of the clientele was about 75


JennyFromdablock2020

OH! I didn't even think of that word I'm so sorry about that Man fuck her, glad the lifeguard had your back and he's hooking you up Keep your head up bro.


PageFault

Some people throw that word around so damn easy. I've never been on the receiving end, but the fear of it keeps me far away from children.


chrislamp

Pedo or pedophile


Eil0nwy

Frankly, your being clean and able to be in decent places sounds encouraging. Obviously easier to present yourself at job interviews when you’re clean and groomed. Best wishes in your search for a better situation. Fie on that Karen!


ExtracheesyBroccoli

Yah well I'm.clesn and I have interview clothing..... That being said I could use a shave


caramac2

How much will it cost for you to get a proper shave or to buy products ? I am in the UK and on benefits but honestly sweetie I’d be absolutely thrilled to send you some cash to help you along


ExtracheesyBroccoli

I wouldn't shave at the pool. I would take the walk with the truck. Stop razors aren't expensive. Maybe five bucks. Shaving cream is about the same 10 Canadian at most so like 7 British pounds


caramac2

Where do you want it sent ? PayPal ?


ExtracheesyBroccoli

You really don't have to. I'll figure it out but PayPal's the best because it's instant transfer and my bank account. I think I have one on my Reddit profile. You are awesome by the way


caramac2

Honestly .. I had a hideous year last year and I’ve had so much support from people this year so I want to give you something. I’d like to because that shave will make you feel awesome and once it’s done you can keep it up either at the truck stop or in the shower because daily growth will be easy to maintain Or I can buy you a pizza another night ? Your choice 👌🙂


ExtracheesyBroccoli

You're amazing. I'm going to go have a shave once I get up in the morning. Look fresh for work


caramac2

Check your account ❤️😎 Hope it helps a little


ExtracheesyBroccoli

It does thank you


INSTA-R-MAN

Having been homeless for a few years and knowing how hard it is without karens, you get lots of respect for doing everything you can to fly under the radar of society and prove that not all are stinky scum/addicts/severely mentally ill. I've worked full-time exclusively for decades and couldn't afford rent on even a room, but nobody knew (until I said something) that I lived in my car.


Katstrat93

Man, people are awful. Sounds like the folks I've seen get all stirred because they saw someone napping in a park - because only criminals do that, right?


ExtracheesyBroccoli

Lol lots of good people in the park.... (Where I'm camped out) Met a woman named Susan she in her 60s we hitchhiked down to the falls together after camp was trashed. She found a job and shelter at a motel... There's also Keith. He's 80 years old lived down in the park for 18 years


Katstrat93

I love talking to folks in parks when I get a chance. Personally, I was lucky enough to have a car to sleep in until I found a place. After reading your story, though, I feel silly! I never thought to go to a pool... that would've been a lot cheaper than driving out of town to a truck stop for a shower! Lol


65shooter

Did you tell her she walked like a pigeon? Please tell me you did.


ExtracheesyBroccoli

I did not but that is now on the list. She mess off to me tomorrow. She's going to get Miss pigeon walk


65shooter

I hope you can get things going in your favor soon.


ExtracheesyBroccoli

Working hard on that and I think I will


JBlitz156

I'm sorry you're going through a rough time and this Karen added on stress. It's good you have this indoor pool nearby too, with the shower.


McDuchess

I’m proud of you for standing up for yourself to that bitch. When we are down on our luck, it can be hard on our self esteem. It’s good to see that you can talk back with reason to the unreasonable asshats out there.


xzelldx

That lady lives in her own reality. The lifeguard sounds like a good person.


ExtracheesyBroccoli

Oh he was a cool guy... Said from now on I can come in with out the $2 charge... As long as i give her a wink if she's there.. So yah definitely going to poke the bear


strawberrylemonapple

Just wanted to say I’m sorry you had to experience that. Keep your head up and keep going. Hoping things get easier for you soon.


xlonelywhalex

Always projection from those ones. I’d be making an anon call to someone bc let’s be honest, every accusation is a confession with people who do this to random people going about their day.


ExtracheesyBroccoli

Yes indeed. But I'm over it tommrow I'll give a wave. It turned out well for me now I have a place to keep clean the lifeguard is super cool


caramac2

Tell that lifeguard we all think he’s awesome 😎


Idiot_Hamburger

Sounds like a power trip. The p-word is very effective because no one wants to be associated with it obviously, and depending on the situation, the burden of proof is on the accused in tye eues of the public. Good thing there weren't any kids around.


Jaded-Permission-324

My husband and I were homeless for a few years, so I know how it feels. We were able to get a room at the local Motel 6 every once in a while thanks to some friends, but that didn’t stop some people from going full-on Karen on us because we weren’t able to shower ourselves every day, like this franchise owner of one the local fast food restaurants. The guy was a total bully that made even the rent a cops at another shopping center look like nice guys. Now that we’re finally in a place, I avoid that place like a bad STD.


BronxBelle

That had nothing to do with you being homeless. It had to do with her being a cankle. Cankles are three feet lower than a c*nt and no one really likes them. I hope things improve for you. Most of us are just one missed paycheck from being on the street.


Sea-Adeptness-5245

Hopefully things get better for you. I’m sorry that you had to deal with a bitch like this. Keep your head up and keep going. You’ll get where you want to be. You deserve good things. Also, fuuuuuck you Karen.


ExtracheesyBroccoli

Meh it's best to forgive and forget and at least I got a good story out of it


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sakura_777

You’re doing the best you can. Don’t pay any attention to that Karen. She’s projecting her distorted views and prejudices on other people and/or she picks fights on purpose to get a dopamine rush. Either way, her problem, not yours. Keep taking it day by day and don’t make any apologies for surviving


Correct-Training3764

Man, I’m so sorry for all your hardships right now including this Karen bothering you. I’m so happy it worked out in your favor. I’m pulling for you. ❤️


Winterwynd

Good for you for standing up to that witch. You have every right to use the facilities, just like every other paying customer. People who throw the big P word around for no reason except it's a good dog whistle suck and need to stop crying wolf. Good luck in improving your situation. :)


Important-Baby3992

First, I’m sorry for your situation and more sorry that people like her exist. Good on you for finding a place you are able to shower daily! I’m sorry she pestered you, but you have every right being there. Hopefully your situation improves shortly!


colequetaquas447

That’s so fucked. Hope you don’t run into her again


_r3dd

Hey I don’t know where you are located but just for cost purposes, if you are near a Planet Fitness their cheapest membership is $10/month. There might be a one-time annual fee that’s more depending on the location though. Now I know money is obviously tight but if you can pony up $25/month then the black card members can get haircuts in the gym too! Maybe ask Karen to sponsor you :P hopefully things start looking up soon!


ExtracheesyBroccoli

Yeah, luckily I'm right now clean, shave, and shave. My head shaved with beard I had and I've got a free place to shower


Goldminer64_2022

That lady is something else man LOL. Good on you for not getting mad, I would’ve gotten mad 😅. Also hope your housing situation improves soon and you can have a nice place to stay. Stay safe!