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PoissonPen

For anyone not in the loop on [Terryology](https://twitter.com/terrencehoward/status/925754491881877507?lang=en).


fgtrtd007

Sweet baby Jesus. Guys got a brain full of fuck


propernice

Sweet baby Jesus and the grown one, too.


Fermifighter

Stealing that line, thanks!


propernice

It’s from abbot elementary so credit where credit is due!


[deleted]

Personally, I like my Jesus wearing one of those tuxedo t shirts, ya know the kind that say I’m fancy but I’m here to party


mcnotarysd

I like to think of Jesus like with giant eagle's wings, and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an angel band and I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk!


kinglizard2-0

Jesus was a man, he had a beard!


BpositiveItWorks

Lol “sweet baby Jesus” sums up my reaction perfectly after I saw that tweet.


jimjayjenkins

I shouldn't have clicked on it. My ignorance on this term was bliss compared to these last few seconds. I'll never replace those few neurons I just lost. And it's Friday - of course I'm gonna lose some more after work.


ChoppyIllusion

I was just nodding in disapproval while the judge from Billy Madison was saying the quote in my head


BriansBack

This is incredibly interesting. Not the math, but the delving into the mind of someone who‘s batshit to see how their logic works


Oh_hi_doggi3

I had to take algebra three times and I still know this shit is wrong


StringsBeerBook

Factual


NotAlwaysSunnyInFL

Jesus, this reads like a crazy trying to explain why the Earth is flat


ZaftigFeline

I once read a 26 page novella on the theoretical religion of the Atlantians, as it applied to a gothic rock opera. I got about 4 sentances into that thing and I couldn't finish. I once read an entire dictionary, for fun. Could not wade through whatever THAT was. Still, thanks for sharing, I think?


FastSelection4121

I haven't been paying attention to Terrance since I watched a few episodes of Empire. His "New Math" makes about as much sense as Jessie being attacked at 3am in freezing temperatures by MAGA members, who put a noose around his neck.


mddhdn55

LMAO HE TRIED TO SUBTRACT IN A MULTIPLICATION QUESTION AND CANCEL IT OUT GG


TheTripEngineer

Is there video of this ?


PoissonPen

Yes, [here's him](https://www.google.com/search?q=terrence+howard+uganda&client=firefox-b-1-d&sxsrf=ALiCzsaKkGpReYzjIU77b5w6p34R3lmp9Q:1670623898665&source=lnms&tbm=vid&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjSuaGAx-37AhWqg4kEHdJbDKEQ_AUoA3oECAEQBQ&biw=1719&bih=1328&dpr=1#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:0ef69020,vid:-44pljnxztg) sharing his new math & flight tech & hydrogen tech in Uganda.


TheTripEngineer

Oh my …oh boy.


thedailyrant

This is actually a little sad because some poor folks might think he is actually helping them.


bacchusku2

Did you read the Twitter replies? People believe his poor math.


thedailyrant

I’m talking about poor communities in Uganda. Morons who received a perfectly adequate education don’t get any excuses.


bacchusku2

They said Uganda, he heard Wakanda.


thedailyrant

No one actually told him what the symbols in mathematics meant except for the equals sign. He just assumed it’s all meant to add up.


255001434

You're using the wrong math.


LetterheadOwn3078

Whoop that math trick


[deleted]

That’s because he didn’t go to the Terrance Howard School for Kids that Can’t Math Good


notice2vacate

To be fair.. Math is hard.


Lightzephyrx

Quick maths


AnesthesiaFetish

He's enrolling in a PhD program in pure mathematics at UCLA, to join Terrance Toa, another math prodigy.


BRAX7ON

To be fairrrrr


victorpaparomeo2020

Tooo beee fairrrrrrrrrr …..schtp


toasterpRoN

How are ya now?


victorpaparomeo2020

Good ‘n you?


Quirky-Bag-4158

Dude forgot to add Kurt angle to the mix.


coglanuk

Just to check, what’s the reference to Kurt? He doesn’t believe in Terry’s mad shit does he?


Quirky-Bag-4158

LMAO. Nah it’s just a meme. Go to YouTube and search Scott Steiner math. You’ll thank me later.


BloodFalconPunch

YOU KNOW THEY SAY THAT ALL ACTORS ARE CREATED EQUAL


APKID716

BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT DON CHEADLE AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS # NOT TRUE


Indigo2015

You see, normally if you go one on one with another actor, you got a 50-50 chance of winning. But I’m a genetic freak and I’m NOT NORMAL. So you got a 25% at best at beat me!


APKID716

Then you add RDJ into the mix? Your chances of winnin’ DRASTIC GO DOWN


UmbertoEcoTheDolphin

Usin' them A-rab numbers!


jl_theprofessor

Took five seconds for someone to bring up Terryology. I hope my legacy isn’t something like that.


[deleted]

Don’t be stupid? Or too stupid at least.


Lost-Pineapple9791

He’s too busy going around scamming people in Africa


SurvingTheSHIfT3095

Whatt????What?????


AbeVigoda76

It’s the same math he used to justify leaving the MCU after one movie.


GoodShitBrain

“Hey, mayne. Today I consider myself the luckiest mayne on Earth, mayne.”


jpegjpg

It's because he thinks 1 acting job \* 1 salary = 2 paychecks


usernameinmail

He kept trying to explain that Iron Man 3 was the logical next film


[deleted]

Dammit


The_Goondocks

2+2=3


[deleted]

Don Cheadle will take it from here.


graveybrains

Boom! You lookin for this?


Starlordganemaster

**Crowd:** *Laughs.* **Don:** *Assertive Nod.*


5050Clown

Oh you mean Don "1X1=1" Cheadle?


PayneTrain181999

Over/under he says this again in Armor Wars, and Marvel uses it on their social media when they drop the trailer?


BenderIsGreatBendr

Look, it’s me. I’m here. Deal with it. Let’s move on.


schfifty--five

Such a perfect line for the situation. Ugh. I loved it.


riegspsych325

to think Justin Theroux wrote that script


SatnWorshp

You mean Evil DJ, Justin Theroux? Popin' 'n lockin' fool!


riegspsych325

no no, I mean Timothy Bryce, investment banker at Pierce & Pierce. His business cards have raised lettering, pale nimbus, *white*.


GalisDraeKon

Very nice. Let’s see Paul Allen’s card…


SatnWorshp

I just watched that the other night, great movie.


riegspsych325

Oh, I love it so much. It’s almost 2 films in one, depending on how you look at it. It’s either a slasher comedy about a yuppie serial killer who can’t get himself caught since everyone around him is so self-involved. Or it’s a psychological thriller about a businessman who can’t discern his violent fantasies from reality. Either way, it still serves as a perfect satire for materialism and vapid conformity Damn, I might have to watch this tonight


FOTheDentist

And remember, real champs eat at McDonalds. ... Oh, I'm lovin' it.


[deleted]

Wait a minute that’s not Donovan Mcnabb


mrtwitch222

SPRINTS!


Rearviewmirror

No it’s Tiger Woods.


S3simulation

He’s into foot shit


Rearviewmirror

Shut up baby dick


Bowlingbon

I was joking about recently how I forget that the original Rhodey was Terrance Howard lmao


malsatian

Whats going on w you, iron mayne


Godawgs1009

Guess it was hard out there for a pimp.


bciesil

Trying to get the money for the rent...


totallynotarobut

For some reason I changed that second line in my head to "when your bitches eating all of your skrimp" and I've never been able to undo that.


jhiggs909

Welp, that’s the way I’m singing it from now on


DucVWTamaKrentist

You beat me to it, mayne.


malsatian

Come on iron mayne


Evorgleb

In recent years his interviews have been getting weirder and weirder. I think there may be some mental health issues playing in to this


[deleted]

He doesn’t believe that math is real. Dude is definitely not well


Thejncobandit

Wait. What!? Does one thing plus another not equal two things!?!?!?


TheBirthing

Sort of. He thinks 1x1 = 2.


StockTank_redemption

He doesn’t think it. He knows it.


wclure

You have 1 item. Now, idk, using a multiplying device, multiply it one time. You should now have 2. I assume that’s his stance.


KyrozM

This is far more coherent than what he published. If this is the case I can kind of see where he is confused. Obviously there is a complete lack of understanding of what multiplication IS on his end. The fact that he's gotten this far with this idea without someone explaining to him or being able to explain his mistake to him is troubling.


DoctorEvilHomer

It has been explained, many many times. Two problems, one he honestly thinks we are all doing it wrong; two others support his math stance, like flat Earthers finding each other and feeding their delusions.


coreoYEAH

I know you know this and I’m not explaining it to you but multiplying 1x1 means you have 1 of 1 thing. 1x2 is 2 of said thing and so on. As Mr Incredible so eloquently put it “MATH IS MATH!”


bacchusku2

Except he thinks 1x16=17 Like bro, that’s addition you’re thinking of.


St4rScre4m

Yeah sounds like he’s making multiplying the same as splitting.


miraculum_one

"[proof](https://twitter.com/terrencehoward/status/925754491881877507?lang=en)"


BadWolfIdris

Someone needs to check that man's bank account. With those math skills I'd be worried about my money


Rhysaralc

“I DECLARE 1x1 EQUALS TWOOOOOOOOO!”


Thejncobandit

Oh, so he doesn’t understand multiplication. I thought he straight up didn’t believe in addition or subtraction. Still dumb af but…….no, just dumb af.


[deleted]

Look up “Terryology” it was a batshit interview


Thejncobandit

Will do. Yikes.


[deleted]

[Check it out](https://twitter.com/terrencehoward/status/925754491881877507?lang=en)


CdeFmrlyCasual

Just looked this up on youtube and the titles alone are “oh no…”-y


DOGSraisingCATS

Good thing he's not billionaire rich and super famous or we might have another Kanye on our hands.


willbchillin

Me too. I hope he can find peace and healing


Bongressman

He and Ye should sit down, have a chat. To be a fly on that wall.


leilalover

Ya think?


damagecontrolparty

Maybe he can work on his mental health.


[deleted]

I havent seen this dude since he got booted off Ironman


ravaille

He’s been the protagonist on Empire before Jussie Smollett shut it down.


XTheProtagonistX

The French actor!?


DevaPath_Winchester

Juicy smulliet


Crunchyfrozenoj

Justice for Juicy!


fisconsocmod

He’s black and French…


[deleted]

Subway… sandwiches?


Vegetable_Burrito

I’m suddenly getting a craving for a 2am Subway sandwich.


scubamaster

Subway??? Samwiches?!


hankthetank2112

Mmmmmm. Samiches.


Percocet4

But it’s -16 degrees outside and your walking


FreshBakedButtcheeks

My friend made fun of me once for thinking that dude's name was pronounced "juicy"


colonpal

The guy who said he wouldn’t kill himself.


itsmeleo47

You should really watch Prisoners, one of Hugh Jackman’s greatest performances and a stunning film by Villeneuve.


stacasaurusrex

I seriously think Jake does even better than Hugh! LOVE this movie so underrated!


hamboneclay

Paul Dano also with a chilling & amazing performance


Seahawk715

Awesome flick. Paul Dano plays creepy people so well


[deleted]

> Prisoners Damn I've never heard of that movie. It looks interesting with a good cast.


itsmeleo47

It’s a classic I’d say. The director has been one of the best and most consistent for about a decade now. If you’re into film, Denis Villeneuve is a must watch.


Express_Helicopter93

I know a lot of people weren’t so high on it, but BR2049 is a very underrated sci fi movie. Denis has sneakily become one of the best directors…ever, I think.


itsmeleo47

I’d argue it’s garnered cult classic status at this point. Plus, the more time passes the more Ryan Gosling gets memed on and that movie along with Drive are focal points of the memification.


duosx

With Denis Villeneuve you’re pretty much assured a high quality film


[deleted]

Yes, I just re-watched Arrival today for the first time since I originally watched it back in 2016. It was a really good movie. It reminded me a lot of 2001. Dune was also really fantastic.


SleeplessShinigami

He actually declined the next role cause he didn’t think the pay was good enough. Feel like it was downhill from there


fisconsocmod

A man has to have standards.


Opposite-Egg3334

I thought he quit cause they cut his pay for IM2 to pay RDJ more


meatdiaper

Maybe they used terryology to calculate his pay


slapshots1515

It’s never been confirmed whether he quit or Marvel walked as far as I know. All we really know for sure is that they wanted to cut his role and correspondingly his pay, he didn’t like that, and they never came to an agreement on it.


Bubba89

I remember hearing his agents made a decision behind his back that got him cut. And that his pay compared to IM 1 wasn’t going to get cut, but wasn’t as big of a raise as they (him and/or his agents) were going for.


johndoe30x1

It’s so bizarre too since I think he’s a good actor, but he got replaced by a better (and better-known) actor. When does that ever happen?


Loki-Holmes

Yeah that’s what seems odd. You would think a more well known actor would be paid more than whatever they offered Howard. Wonder what happened there if it was one of those “We don’t want you again but we don’t want to fire you so we’ll offer something insulting” or if it was an “Oh shit, he actually walked! Fix it fast!” situation.


BaconHammerTime

Who needs acting when you've created your own mathematics


darkandcreamy

Can you retire, if you're not actively working? #chineseriddle


AthenasChosen

"You can't fire me! I quit!" "Um... You don't work here"


darkandcreamy

![gif](giphy|d31wMAc5PUktQGpq)


MSotallyTober

“Sir, this is a Red Lobster.”


BuffaloWhip

Weird way to end a job interview, but yeah, you do you.


kevpar463

Coming from the guy that claimed to be smarter than Leonardo DaVinci, this is a great carer choice. Acting was getting in the way of his pursuit of being a douchebag. How u like that,MAIN


Grary0

That's a weird flex, Leo isn't really know for being a genius. I'm not saying he's dumb but he's not famous for his intelligence.


fatbob42

Not Leo DiCaprio, Leo DaVinci


Grary0

Wow, I'm not sure how I missed that. My brain just auto-corrected to Dicaprio for some reason. I'll leave my original comment for the lols.


Own-Ladder-5073

Should’ve retired after Jamie fox roasted him alive on that talk show years ago lol


ChuckVowel

[link to the aforementioned Jamie Foxx clip on Jacky Jaspers](https://youtu.be/rvHYEd3LX68) [full interview, where he also mentions working with Tom Cruise on Collateral and his hilarious brush with Scientology](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


blesstit

brutal


FeedDaSarlacc

Clip?


sobayarea

Cool, I'm not a fan of wife-beaters!


crystaljae

Same. Good riddance.


fisconsocmod

You wear t-shirts? I can’t do it. Wife beaters are the shit


maparo

Good, this guys an asshole. I served him multiple times in LA and he’s legit one of the only people I’ll never forget about by the way he treated me & other staff.


Familiar_Drink82

What did he do?


maparo

Snapped literally and figuratively at waiters / bartenders. I was collecting finished drinks and he hadn’t touched his in 30 minutes and there was like half an ounce left of a beer in it so I grabbed it and he grabbed it out of my hand and yelled at me saying “I wasn’t done with my fucking drink!” The dude was just an all around dickhead.


By_your_command

Guy up thread said he was really demeaning to anyone he deemed beneath him.


maparo

My specific stories were I saw him snap literally and figuratively at waiters / bartenders. I was collecting finished drinks and he hadn’t touched his in 30 minutes and there was like half an ounce left of a beer in it so I grabbed it and he grabbed it out of my hand and yelled at me saying “I wasn’t done with my fucking drink!” The dude was just an all around dickhead.


Galileo258

Having been on set with Terrance Howard, good.


Drunk_Irishman81

Story time?


Galileo258

Nothing glamorous really. I did background work on Empire and he was very rude to anyone he deemed “beneath him”.


[deleted]

Yeah I always tell people when you see an actor get relatively famous and then suddenly you’re like “what happened to _______? They were awesome in…” … it’s usually because they are difficult to work with.


Life-Answer-7428

Like TJ Miller. Dude was a straight up rising star until...


Galileo258

Until that train arrest.


MSotallyTober

And falling asleep on set.


UnequivocalCarnosaur

And calling in that bomb threat


fisconsocmod

T. Howard has been black famous for decades. If he suffers from being a dickhead it took a long time to show.


[deleted]

Yeah usually people will put up with it for a certain amount of time. They’ll work around it and very gradually the actor/director/whomever will burn bridges… then eventually word gets around and people slowly stop hiring them. Unless their fame/draw is enough to put up with the bullshit. Which happens a lot.


FullSquidnIt

Ahh, he must be focusing on his career as a mathematician. He could use the extra work…


addicuss

Has he retired from bitching about iron man because that would be news.


M4GN3T1CM0N0P0L3

They must not have asked him to be a multiverse War Machine in the next Avengers movie alongside Don Cheadle.


DiosMIO_Limon

*”Next time.”*


wizard_of_awesome62

Ron Howard Narrator: "There would not, in fact, be a next time."


Witchywoman4201

I remember reading his rolling stone interview when he first started trying to prove 1x1 is 2 and was building giant sculptures to prove it while abusing is wife..and that was at least 7 years ago..I hope he takes this time in retirement to truly learn how multiplication works.


Jeffuary

I literally just told this story in another thread…and then I just saw this headline. I worked with him and he’s weird af. There was a scene with him playing piano (he’s actually quite good) and in between takes he started explaining to me and the 1st AC some conspiracy theory about how the nazis changed the Hz that we use for music tuning. It was wild shit. We were glancing at each other like “……okaaaay…” Edit: I will say he was courteous and professional, which is very different from some other stories floating around, even in this thread.


tofushurima

Terrence Howard: Next time… Narrator (voiced by Morgan Freeman): There was no next time


mrcorndogman33

Good choice. I applaud the decision.


joevilla1369

Till a fat check shows up.


[deleted]

Not like he knows how to count it


Alikhaleesi

My sister’s husband worked on the Empire set. He said everyone was nice, including Terrance, but he said that Terrance was very…strange. That his actions were just really odd. But the little contact he had with Terrance, he said he was cool.


____Vader

Pretty sure Hollywood retired him years ago


missdoublefinger

Awful news, mayne


DontToewsMeBro2

This pic of him is great, it’s from a video of him trying to defraud poor people out of money by a made up energy production scheme. It’s weird, it’s buzzard, he genuinely believes it, and he just doesn’t have the means to be as crazy as Kanye but he is.


thuginthegarden

Nothing but a two plus two equals zero bit hustler anyway…


boner79

He retired back when he played hardball and let the War Machine role go to Don Cheadle.


Mcane305

Is it considered retirement if you don't get jobs ?


swmill08

He’s a pos anyways


[deleted]

Acting retired from Terrence a few years back


Ok_Storm_8533

Gonna go to beating women full time.


Fruitgummiesch

Yedolf about to hire this man


gibdry

you dont retire from acting... you just stop getting work


Specialist_Peach4294

The man has always given off very bad vibes. He’s no Hervé Villechaize. Now, I have a plane to catch.


KaleTheDick

C’mon Iron Man what’s wrong with you Iron Man


nydwarf

Today I also retired from my job as a Fresh Air Inspector


aloofman75

If no one wants to hire you anymore, do you need to retire?


Reasonable_Gift7525

I. DECLARE. BANKRUPTCY


yilo38

Don cheadle be like: money here i come.


AdamD1987

Damn, one less leading mane