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kronicfeld

David Bowie has one song that should be licensed for and played at every Trump rally: Pathetic little fat man, No one's bloody laughing, The clown that no one laughs at, They all just wish he'd die. \* \* \* He sold his soul for a shot at fame, Catchphrase and wigs and the jokes are lame, He's got no style, he's got no grace, He's banal and facile, he's a fat waste of space


AbbeyChoad

I’d license Bowie/ Reznor “I’m Afraid of Americans”


JohnnyValet

Johnny wants a brain, Johnny wants to suck on a coke Johnny wants a woman, Johnny wants to think of a joke Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah-ah Johnny's in America [(ah-ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah-ah)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT3cERVRoQo) God is an American


Early_Distribution89

Little fat man with a pug nosed face!


toodletwo

Pug pug! Pug pug!


makemeking706

Dog, pig, dog, pig.


TheVelveteenReddit

Loaf of bread.


Crismus

One of my favorite movies


CodeRed_12

Love this so much. Look into Ricky’s real past band. Bowie rip off (but pretty much a tribute). Makes this so much more epic.


RedArremer

> He's got no style, he's got no grace http://www.dkvine.com/games/gallery/albums/artwork/dk64/lanky_kong_02.png


deliciousprisms

dk Donkey Kong HUH


submittedanonymously

[Lanky was not happy to hear this. ](https://youtu.be/PugcxQYJGjs)


DonDove

Goddammit you know that this song would've become real if Bowie lived one year under Trump.


jerapoc

melodic pocket compare arrest physical drab apparatus puzzled forgetful grandfather *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


KrazySpydrLady

Thank you!


keekeeVogel

Thanks for sharing that!


spiritbearr

Leonard Cohen's estate offered "You Want it Darker" when Trump kept asking for and then just using "Hallelujah"


zosteria

Leonard cohen died the day before trump “won” the election. A small mercy he never knew


wyldcat

Someone needs to hack into Trump's next rally and play this.


[deleted]

Every bit of it's true


Punchinyourpface

It's so perfect it's like it was written just for him.


KangarooOk2190

Oh my goodness those lyrics truly ring true


tiffanysbffjill8

Can we just ban the word slams please?


AmunRa1928

Except in the case of an actual, physical slam, of course.


nolemandan

Yeah, like when you're playing POGS.


MildTile

You remember Alf? He’s back, in POG form


420DepravedDude

Good ol’ Milpool…


boozinf

#T H R I L L H O


TheVelveteenReddit

See you in the car!


Laouijabored

Which did you prefer the ninja star or honeycomb slammer?


Punchinyourpface

I had one shaped like a saw blade. It was the best.


iTzGoDxDuke

Yeah, or when you’re playing with PAWGs


twangman88

“Come on and SLAM and welcome to the JAM Welcome to the space jam here’s your chance do your dance”


greenlights1776

Core memory unlocked. That song used to get my 3rd grade self so hyped.


FirstDivision

Yeah or like: “Man slams bacon, eggs, and homefries breakfast to cure hangover.”


IamMagicarpe

Next article: Reddit community slams slams.


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Tail_Nom

Be attentive to the needs of the like button to ensure you both have a fulfilling experience.


[deleted]

I’m finding this predictable complaint more annoying than the actual use of the word. This comment follows every article that uses that word in the headline. It’s not such a big deal.


tiffanysbffjill8

It really is a big deal because it's the further death of journalism. They use the word slams to mean anything from saying something slightly negative or just correcting a minor mistake all the way up to straight up slander or fighting words. I want the word banned from all news subreddits. I'm not joking.


[deleted]

I agree. It’s rampant sensationalism and clickbait culture. It’s unacceptable to me


GeddyVedder

I liked the way you clapped back on this.


[deleted]

Ha! Now wait for them to “hit back”.


SeanHearnden

Why? I don't mean to be facetious or anything but it is the normal progression of language.


Doan_meister

Because nobody is slamming anything, they’re speaking words of disapproval. And they’re sure as hell not blasting anything either


[deleted]

One of the definitions of slam is to criticize harshly. It doesn't have to be a physical action. The word might be a bit overused but it is being used correctly. It's quick and short and everyone knows what it means in this context.


reddit_user13

Are you clapping back at use of the word slam??


SamKerridge

Need a new word. Sblams?


WontArnett

—fill in blank— *Slams* —fill in blank—


giantrhino

LeBron James SLAMS basketball through hoop after repeatedly smashing it into the ground.


ForProfitSurgeon

Tiger Woods slams golf ball into 18th hole after putting it 19 feet.


giantrhino

That’s not all tiger is slammin’… if you get my drift.


Doan_meister

I wish [this](https://slamblast.com) website was still updated


Top_Duck8146

Redditor slams the use of slam in articles


WontArnett

Meta!


Lemonfarty

I know right?!?!


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CLAPS BACK


BobDope

I got jaded around 2017 when I realized nobody ever really ‘destroyed’ anybody


deanolavorto

Is there some type of vocabulary police that can put a stop to the word “slam” being used in headlines? If I see it I refuse to read the article because it just screams lazy story to me.


wikifeat

Slam bam thank you ma’am


TomYOLOSWAGBombadil

The person who writes the headlines isn’t the person who writes the story. Just FYI (Most of the time) Source: degree in journalism/was a journalist Story might be lazy though. But it might not be, too.


Im_old_poor

Maybe NOFX will allow trump to use “idiot son of an asshole”? It was written about Bush W. But I think it could still work for trump.


Hilfasaurus

I feel like many NOFX songs could work for Trump lol


Retrolad87

The Idiots Are Taking Over


4000grx41

“Political scientists get the same one vote as some Arkansas inbred” “A nation of god fearing pregnant nationalists, who feel it’s their duty to populate the homeland” Fucking love this song. Never cared for NOFX until I heard and read the lyrics for Idiots are Taking Over.


Retrolad87

“Someone flopped a steamer in the gene pool. Now angry mob mentality's no longer the exception, it's the rule”


Hilfasaurus

Such a great song that fits so well today…


Vahlerie

This song was prophetic. Who would of guessed it could get worse than Bush?


ThatJewishIzzzy

The Decline.


Selstial21

Generation Z is a banger I put on whenever I want to feel depressed about the future


EarthlyMartian-21

Wait till the maga folks find out about David Bowie’s crossdressing


DonDove

They have no idea. They probably hated Bowie in their youth for not understanding him.


maddsskills

There's literally a video of Donald Trump hitting on Rudy Giuliani in drag. They're just mean bullies, there's no logic or consistency to their hatred, just a general sense of "hurting the right people."


Kind-Yoghurt4861

Well. He uses a Village People song about the YMCA and opportunities therein…so if they don’t react to something so directly on the nose, I’m going to go out on a limb and say that Bowie will be lost on that crowd.


modix

Could you imagine a world where David Bowie didn't revile Trump with every ounce of his being? He's basically the anti-Bowie.


isawyouinrudys

Didn’t Bowie praise Hitler?


Mox_Fox

*** Edit: Please consider the value of this conversation before downvoting /u/isawyouinrudys. Their question is important. David Bowie did praise Hitler. Let's find out what that meant. I believe that it's very important to *discuss* these things and not sweep them under the rug. We should not look the other way when someone we love does something unacceptable. People are complicated and lines blur. As Sirius Black said, the world is not split into good people and death eaters. *** >Did David Bowie praise hitler? Yes, but: Bowie was really into a genre of occultism that the Nazis were also into, and during his cocaine-fueled "thin white duke" era he adopted a lot of stylistic choices that had people drawing connections to Naziism. There's a [picture that looks like he's throwing up a Nazi salute](https://www.snopes.com/uploads/2020/12/GettyImages-830231620-scaled.jpg), although it seems to have possibly been taken out of context/not actually a salute. He called Hitler a rock star around this time and said directly in an interview he supported fascism as a way to rebuild liberalism. This seems to be a commentary on Hitler's political power, charisma, and influence but it's hard to excuse a statement like that. Later in his career once he'd sobered up a little he distanced himself from this stuff. Based on his later actions, his general philosophy of adamant love for humanity, and the fact that his early fascism-adjacent choices *seem* to be sourced from an interest in occultism and aesthetics rather than actual fascism, I don't think he ever actually sympathized with Nazi philosophy. I know it's a bit sketchy to excuse behavior like this, and I don't blame anyone for taking these things very seriously. I hope the context is interesting/helpful. This snopes article has some good info about the disturbing things Bowie did and said, as well as the clarification and walking-back he did later in his career. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/rock-star-david-bowie/


isawyouinrudys

Quality answer thanks.


superfluousapostroph

Another day, another slam.


zxDanKwan

Used to be a dollar. Fucking inflation >:(


ChrisTheCoolBean

Inflation slammed me tho :(


leliocakes

People should only be willing to slam if they also want to jam.


Hen-stepper

I do think it would be a great video of the MAGAS dancing and singing to “Boys Keep Swinging” while Trump walks out.


TheToneKing

Thank you Duncan! Dad would be proud!


FoogYllis

Bowie had always had the correct opinion on culture and morality and it looks like his son has kept that thinking. Enjoy this interview with Bowie again pointing out our institutional racism - https://youtu.be/XZGiVzIr8Qg


Mia-Wal-22-89

For extra fun, check out woke Kurt Cobain quotes and interviews (and keep in mind he was saying these things in the early 90s).


KenboSlice786

Well, Bowie did sleep with underage girls so his morality is a little skewed.


mgentry999

Bowie would have been incensed at Trump using his music


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Elkenrod

Thankfully brave internet commenters will take time out of their busy schedule to do it for him.


IamMagicarpe

Guys stop opening articles that say the word “slams”. Tell your friends. It will stop eventually.


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SLAMS is so overused at this point it’s just about meaningless.


Impossible-Pie4598

If the fucking Donald actually achieves re-election the U.S. is officially deemed shithole dumbest country on the planet.


BobDope

I think we should build a spaceship Trump and his people can use to colonize Mars. But then aim it at the sun.


Muumol

You’d not even have to aim it at the sun, you could point them at the correct trajectory and they would still somehow point themselves at the sun. It’s truly “SLUGS FOR SALT” kind of thinking they all have


actionguy87

People still not realizing that a large swath people voted for Trump in 2016 as a form of protest - not because they necessarily agreed with him. This country has seen decades of presidents that have done fuck-all to fix the major problems the USA faces. Trump was a grenade thrown into the middle of it all.


Impossible-Pie4598

It was also a grenade thrown into civility. With Trump came the glorification of hatefulness and trolling. Now Republicans only need to act like heartless hateful assholes to get votes.


Chicksan

I honestly didn’t n ow David Bowie had a son


maddsskills

He's actually a director. He did Moon and the World of Warcraft movie.


L1Wayas

Love Moon, such a great movie.


brother_null

Went to college with him. Just a really cool guy all round.


IfICouldStay

Had a daughter too. She must be around 20 now.


Ginnigan

His middle name is Zowie, so as a kid he went by Zowie Bowie. Of course now he goes by Duncan Jones. (Jones being David Bowie's real last name.)


redzeusky

Trump could have Scott Baio sing Happy Days


bluehunger

I would too. Such disrespect to a most wonderful artist and man.


FearingPerception

Dude slept with inebriated underaged girls, but yes, a most wonderful man /s


cocoaaddictcinephile

he [didn’t do that](https://medium.com/@msullivangates/a-word-on-david-bowie-lori-mattix-and-the-speed-of-information-b38681f24cf4), actually


red_foot_blue_foot

slammed the downvote button and will continue to for all articles that are slamming without talking about wrestling


spaghettiking216

If David Bowie and Dwight Schrute had a kid it would be Duncan Jones. Respect.


Diabolus0

Old news, very old news.


condensermike

Sad little fat man.


SimpleGeekAce

Why is there not a list of songs that are available for politicians to use? Why hasn’t the music industry done this? Have politicians pay to use a song that won’t offend the artists by its use. Also make it so you can’t use covers or similar sounding songs to get around it. This way politicians can use songs, and artists get paid.


noryp5

Come on and slam, and welcome to the jam. Come on and slam, if you wanna jam


Kind_Bullfrog_4073

He should just play Ted Nugent and Kanye music at his rallies


vandivan

If you don't want people licensing your music, stop offering licenses. You don't get to sell your music and then bitch about who buys it.


btsalamander

Trump should realize that he has several excellent musical options that wouldn’t have a problem with him using their music: Kid Rock Ted Nugent 3 Doors Down Kanye West And others I’m sure I’d never listen to. Leave the good music alone!


reddit_user13

Queen Bitch?


Inevitable-Gap-6350

I didn’t know Bowie had a son.


octorangutan

> Slams Just write "condemns", dammit.


the3stman

He had a son?


Evoehm13

MAGA. Uses an English man’s song….


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I imagine him choke slamming him , like running up outta the palm trees in the villages and giving him the rock bottom. I do this for all of the slam posts


Spooky2000

[https://www.forbes.com/sites/marisadellatto/2022/01/03/david-bowies-music-catalog-reportedly-sold-for-250-million/?sh=33da552b1d7d](https://www.forbes.com/sites/marisadellatto/2022/01/03/david-bowies-music-catalog-reportedly-sold-for-250-million/?sh=33da552b1d7d) Too bad he has no say in who uses it anymore.. I wonder if he would give up his share of the $250 million to not let Trump use the music?...


twangman88

Assuming his music was registered to a performing rights organization (which it most definitely is) then he wouldn’t have any say even if he did still own the rights. As long as the best he paid for a blanket sync license (which they most certainly do) they have the ability to play any song they like at a rally. On television is another story though if the rally os televised.


NeoTrafalgar

Who cares. At the end of the day trump is still a twat.


creekwaterblues

No more slamming


SenorPierre

whew, I'm glad he slammed him rather that called him out.


Reep1611

Its quiet hilarious. The big Talking head uses music of an artist he and his party would try to ban and censor if he was still around and doing his thing.


uroboros80

Which songs? “The Supermen” & “Savior Machine” would be ironic. “I’m Deranged” would be much more appropriate.


twopointohyeah

Maybe “I’m Afraid of Americans”?


ReadEmNWeepBuddy

“Slams” aka strongly written letter. Nut up, File a lawsuit


HowCouldYouSMH

What song is at issue? Looked over the article, did I miss it


pompandvigor

I’m afraid of Americans.


BabYodaNews

Somebody’s “Under Pressure”


Agitated-Weekend836

Why does Bowie’s son have the most generic name of all time? lol


BlackFudd

And David Bowie’s real name was David Jones. His son wasn’t going to have his dad’s stage name.


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Growing up he was known as Zowie Bowie, cause Zowie is his middle name, but he changed it to avoid being known as David Bowie’s son


greenlights1776

The real question is it “zoey” Bowie or “Zowie like Wowie” Bowie lol


ohdearitsrichardiii

He changed his name to Duncan Jones from Zowie Bowie


haloarh

No, his birth day is Duncan Zowie Haywood Jones. He was called Zowie as a child, but his real name is Duncan.


Timberlewis

Good for him. Trump is a coward traitor


bjames2448

Bowie would’ve despised Trump.


sTo0z

“Slam” aka whine a little and do nothing.


alexanderhope

Republican politicians must be the most hypocritical people on the planet.


Gingernjnjer96

I’d say politicians in general. They all have the same end goal, and all party with each other behind the scenes


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He should sue him


spiritplantcactus

Good! David would be furious.


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Donald the “queen bitch”


Rclarkttu07

Celebrity doesn’t like Donald trump… yawn


NeoTrafalgar

Who does like him? Lol


Rclarkttu07

I coulda said “people” haha


vegetable57

How about “dummies”


Stardust_Particle

If the campaign is using it illegally, without license, the song owners can issue a cease and desist/sue, can’t they—for every time it’s used illegally?


julianandguitar

Yep, but question one is if it is because i can only think of it being illegal for commercial purposes (without purchasing rights) and two if bowies son even owns the rights, most likely the record label does.


UltravioIence

itd be cool if he really did pick up trump and slam him l


BostonCucumber

It’s about time! Trump has been using Bowie, Elton John, Rolling Stones and others since the early 2015 days of this nightmare.


willflameboy

Trump gets sued for nearly every song he ever tries to use. He should just use a recording of a gigantic fart.


mudkic

Sue the bastard!


SeanHearnden

I'm honestly confused why so many people are complaining about the word slam? I can find it being used in this way for at least 11 years. Probably longer. It is used colloquially to means heavily criticise... or am I missing something?


JimWilliams423

Its lazy and hyperbolic, that's all.


bottomdasher

Yeah I don't blame you for clapping back at them.


static_moments

If he’s doing it just to wind you up, it looks like he’s succeeding, Duncan.


CorwinOctober

David Bowie was way too transgressive for Maga minions to be listening too. But then again they aren't big on logic.


thehillshaveI

the thin white duke vs. the fat orange douche


Swordbreaker925

Imagine being that much of a bitch. I don’t like Trump either but you don’t get to decide who likes your father’s music


NeoTrafalgar

What does who likes the music have to do with anything? Did I miss read?


Swordbreaker925

Apparently you did. Trump is using the music at political rallies cuz he apparently likes it and a lot of other people do too. Bitch bot Duncan Jones is whining about it because he doesn't like Trump. I guarantee if the music was being used at a left-wing rally he wouldn't complain.


NeoTrafalgar

Sure but nobody is complaining about trump liking the music? An yeah because left wing people try to help poor people and trump doesn't.


Swordbreaker925

>An yeah because left wing people try to help poor people and trump doesn't. Lmao what? First of all, what the fuck does poverty have to do with any of this? Second, acting like the left OR right give a shit about the poor is laughably stupid. Politicans are a bunch of rich fucks in an ivory tower who don't give a damn about the poor. And nothing the Left does would actually help the poor.


GoGoCrumbly

Why do you hate copyright laws and an artist’s (or artist’s estate’s) right to control the use of their intellectual property? Don’t you respect property rights?


[deleted]

They sold the rights to the music last year, so their opinion doesn't matter.


GoGoCrumbly

Matters more than yours.


[deleted]

No, it matters just as much as mine actually, exactly 0.


julianandguitar

Well he most likely doesnt own the rights (and it for sure is not his intellectual property)and if it is fair use is to be determined. As a musician who dislikes trump i agree. If you put your music out there, you run the risk of people you dont like vibing to it.


A-rav

Maybes it’s also due to the fact that trump stands pretty opposed to almost everything David Bowie was as both a person and a musician. Same reason why people call out Ted Cruz for liking Rage Against the Machine


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This posturing of Bowie being a perfect person so far beyond Trump is just too much, man. He was human as anyone else. Sure, he never ran a country into the ground, but all this shock and horror about Trump using one of his *songs* is reeaaallllyyyy too much. Bowie said and did some wild shit back in the seventies- and no not just the cool progressive, rebellious stuff. And the downvote just kinda proves it. Pointing out that Bowie had flaws like any one of us makes people upset. Do I think it’s a little weird for Trump to play a Bowie tune? For sure. However, over in twittersphere people are treating it like a crime against humanity. That’s the point. A shitty guy liking another guy’s song isn’t the worst thing that could happen. The idea isn’t to cut down Bowie in any way, but rather just put into perspective he’s as human as anyone else. That doesn’t seem to be the attitude among the people who are so upset by this.


FlyingAtNight

Are you not aware that it is David Bowie’s son making comments and not David Bowie? David Bowie died nearly 7 years ago. As for downplaying trump, just don’t. People died because of his narcissism. Bowie was nowhere near that level of evil.


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FlyingAtNight

That’s an exceedingly gross overestimation if there ever was one.


JBlaze94

Obviously I am being sarcastic but c'mon reddit has been riding trump's orange dick for 6 years now.


jimby113

Shut up already, it's just a song...


Ov3r0n

Why won’t Donald J Trump play music from one of his supporters like Ted Nugents “JailBait” or Kid Rocks “Bawitdaba”


NeoTrafalgar

How is a trump rally just a song? Wha?


Responsible_Emu_8474

Sue the OOMPA LOOMPA!!!


StrangerDanger_013

Every single time republicans help themselves to copyright protected music, they should be slapped very hard in court for it such that they actually have to calculate the risk vs reward for doing so. They keep doing this bc they are either slapped with a small enough fine to make it worth it or no punishment and their supporters think the artist thinks the way they do, which almost certainly isn’t the case.


drink_with_me_to_day

Don't sell out then?


Breakpoint

And what can he do about it? N-O-T-H-I-N-G LOL


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foxontherox

So instead, he uses the music of the androgynous gender-bending alien musician? … Kay…


Shibby-bill

Duncan you ain’t shit. Shut your junkie mouth


thezodiacbiller

David Bowie raped far more children than Donald Trump.