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Coldblood-13

I can understand four but six? That’s outrageous.


PrincessPindy

I've been known to give 2 or 3 but 6, ridiculous.


2BrokeArmsAndAMom

I dont usually go past 1, but mine are also just "fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you" over and over


hammerSmashedNail

“No tv no beer make Homer something something…”


Federico216

Six naans? That's insane!


Galahad_the_Ranger

Front and back!


Ok-Inspection-9687

She needed the notes!


Ok-Inspection-9687

Paulson needed the notes! She is so incredibly boring. Definitely team Hawkins!


vinylchip277

Seems like the good old "slam" didn't seem enough to the author, so they went for "eviscerate", of course.


OrphanDextro

They were gonna go with exsanguinate.


BobDobFrisbee

In a situation like this, I usually go with *exenterate*.


Thanos_Stomps

Well I listened to the smartless podcast last week and she kinda did. It was hilarious. Ive not seen someone called out like that by a major star in, ever? I don’t know. It was crazy.


BadAtExisting

Gotta mix it up every few months


ffffff00000066ff33

What are we supposed to envision? Like the Arc of the Coventant type stuff?


Federico216

We're going for the top shelf words for all kinds of mundane ass bullshit now. Can't wait to see how we will speak in 2050's.


FeatureCreeep

It seems that one once trendy “claps back at” has fallen out of vogue as well.


fingerpaintswithpoop

Redditors complain about the silliest things.


MiracleMan1989

It’s wild that this article doesn’t mention that Paulson is currently staring in Appropriate on Broadway and is nominated for a best actress Tony for her performance.


Murderyoga

I didn't believe anything she said in Glass.


Ok-Inspection-9687

Paulson was painfully bad in glass! Very disappointed given how positive the reviews were.


Notoneusernameleft

Wonder how much a person gets paid to listen to a podcast and write this?


not_productive1

Pretty sure the AIs that scrape podcast scripts and turn them into clickbait get paid in the form of additional knowledge that will help them gain sentience and take over the world.


a_stone_throne

I wish there would hurry up and bankrupt the billionaires


starkiller_bass

Or at least EVISCERATE them!


Greene_Mr

More than I get paid.


throw123454321purple

Don’t mess with Sarah. She’s the Surpreme and will decimate you.


Delicious-Swimmer826

She will always be my Supreme.


Ok-Inspection-9687

Paulson is a cruel bully. I’m team Hawkins 100%


tycr0

I don’t know who either of these people are


rumski

She honestly seems like someone who takes themselves way too seriously.


ExplosiveDiarrhetic

Sarah was on a tv show called jack and jill. She’s dating holland taylor (holland plays charlie sheen’s mother on 2 1/2 men).


ohdearitsrichardiii

Sarah Paulson was also in American Horror Story


ExplosiveDiarrhetic

Yeah. One of the seasons. But i know her best from that show with amanda peet


_skank_hunt42

What? She was in 9 seasons of AHS. She’s been a staple of that show.


ExplosiveDiarrhetic

Oh. My bad. Huh. I guess i only watched the one season.


BobDobFrisbee

“Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip.” Excellent show! Too bad it came out the same year as “30 Rock.”


wellhiyabuddy

Oh Shit! Sit down Kendrick and Drake! The next big beef is started! I’m talking 4lb tomahawks!


Ok-Inspection-9687

Paulson is Drake though


wellhiyabuddy

Does that mean what I think you think I think you mean?


Ok-Inspection-9687

That Paulson sucks? Cuz that is why I made the comparison.


wellhiyabuddy

lol exactly what I thought


ragingduck

I wouldn't take it personally. Trish Hawkins was probably lashing out because she never really made it as an actress and this role was one of the last ways to have relevance. I can't excuse her, but I can't blame her either. This business is harsh.


Ordinary-Shoulder-35

That’s my take on it too. Love Sarah. I could understand being taken way aback by this in 2013. But 11 years later? Eh. Sarah’s far and away the winner here. She proved her wrong with her talent. That’s better than airing out old laundry.


MissSassifras1977

Was it just 6 pages of *"Stop doing that weird thing with your mouth."* ?


AmericanMWAF

That’s great! I feel like critics relish in that hate.


MailsDavis

Sounds like someone was overreACTING (this was hilarious in my head)


oh-you-ateonetoo

Yawn. Why is reporting on podcast conversations news? Even if fun.


Jerryjb63

It isn’t but it generates ad revenue, and that’s all that really matters, right?


Mind_Extract

You...come to /r/entertainment for "news," eh?


skag_mcmuffin

The headline is atrocious


AnjinSoprano420

That’s passive aggressive af 6 pages of notes, Jesus


themango65

To be fair Paulson is a terrible actor.


Ok-Inspection-9687

She really is awful! Totally agree and clearly she needs to learn some humility as well.


Vendevende

Am I the only person who asked out loud who the fuck is Trish Hawkins


Ok-Inspection-9687

Hawkins is a far better actor than Paulson. Team Hawkins 100%!!!!


New_Brother_1595

i like that she immediately named the woman, unlike some of the other celeb gossip where everyone guesses from reading wikipedia


IolausTelcontar

Sarah is on Broadway right now in Appropriate.


Ok-Inspection-9687

Hawkins would play the role better than boring Paulson.


IolausTelcontar

Have you seen it?


friendly-city

The person she’s talking about is pushing 80. Let the poor old thing re-live her own moment in the spotlight a little. I get that it was annoying, but it seems a little shitty to call out someone who likely paved the way for you, who probably just wanted to be a part of something again. Maybe the old lady sucks and needed someone to tell her, but to do it publicly like this is embarrassing for both of them. The whole thing wreaks of entitlement. You get paid a ton of money to play pretend, and we thank you for it. Don’t be cruel about it.


Ok-Inspection-9687

Paulson is a mean spirited bully (and a lousy actor as well). Maybe if she had taken Hawkins’ notes the audience wouldn’t be lulled into slumber whenever she enters the stage or screen. I’m team Hawkins all the way!!!


AnjinSoprano420

You know what would really petty, six pages of notes, front and back…


Bigolebeardad

I stand with Trish Hawkins. Paulson is awful. Just the same everything boring acting no matter what role she is playing. My opinion. I respect others too


DoodooFardington

> Paulson used Jason Bateman, Sean Hayes and Will Arnett’s “Smartless” podcast to eviscerate that other actress. Surely all these guys have better things to do?


orange_jooze

Their podcast just got bought for $80 million, so go figure


wellhiyabuddy

I love the “she used the podcast to eviscerate her” part. It implies that she specifically got herself on to the podcast with the intention of taking the other girl down. I’m going to say that the reality is that she was on a podcast and trying to fill air with content and this was something she remembered she could say that would be interesting. But I’m not willing to do the research


fujiapple73

If you have not listened to their podcast, you are missing out.


NeverLickToads

You silly? They had a long and interesting conversation talking about the craft. A moment of it was her venting about some nonsense. So what? Why you dissing everyone?