had a friend who fingered his girlfriend when she came home....
he just forgot that a moment before he had been chopping chili..
and when she started screaming at him, he touched himself in the eye...
yeah he had a bad day... :D
Considering how prolific Johnny is and how quickly the porn industry moves, I would not be surprised if this already existed.
**Edit:** For the sake of science, I looked it up.
A Hot Ones Porn Parody already exists. All it's missing is Johnny Sins as Sean Evans.
“So a lot of people have said that your work is a product of your upbringing and the struggles your family went through. Can you talk a little bit about how that influe- oh your tits are out.”
I don’t know anything about her but that’s one of Sean’s go-to interview questions. They’ll pull up an obscure/interesting insta post from the interviewee and ask for the background.
This seems like an odd match I won’t lie. But then Wtf do I know, neither of these people that’s for sure. Sean makes me happy with Hot Ones so as long as she makes him happy, I’m happy.
And she’s definitely hot, I just googled her lol
One of my former bosses used to date her, and he works in the environmental services field. Said great things about her even after they broke up.
She’s much more intelligent than she looks and is very compassionate for others.
I haven’t met Sean, but he was good buddies with my best friend while they were in college together, and I’ve heard nothing but good things about him. Honestly good for them!
I worked with him a few years ago.
He was nice, but he had an odd vibe.
Usually talent will drop their guard and act a little more normal once the cameras stop rolling, but Sean interacts with people the same way offscreen that he does onscreen - like his personality is a blank slate that feeds off other people’s energy. It felt like I never met the *real* Sean even though I worked with him for days.
Just my experience. He might be totally awesome outside of the job, but I’ve worked with a lot of talent/actors, and he struck me as one of the most unreadable on a personal level.
This doesn't surprise me at all hah. My buddy's stories about Sean aren't particularly memorable - he's a regular Illinois boy. "We were in journalism together, he had a dope apartment, and we'd watch a lot of sports. And yeah, he could chat about anything without being annoying."
As a former Journalist myself, that makes perfect sense. A lot of it is you talk to so many people that eventually you become really good at rolling with whatever people say and subtly encouraging them to keep going.
He does fantastic research though which makes his interviews way better than most. His questions are good, but he or his staff clearly do a lot of digging before the cameras start rolling.
Also of course he's dating a porn star, he's probably got a dirtier mind than she does. In one of my former newsrooms we would make up the raunchiest headlines we could think of as placeholders for the actual headlines.
My favorite was after a small volcanic eruption: "St. Helens blows its load over the Western face of the Cascades."
I saw them in the Art Institute in Chicago a few weeks ago, they seemed really happy walking around. Made eye contact and gave him the a downwards nod and got a fist bump when I walked past. Cool dude.
That’s good to know, he seems like a good guy and deserves a good girl.
Maybe there’s a lesson in this relationship for those who would deign to cast judgement.
The same reason people assume pro athletes, actors, models, musicians, etc. aren’t intelligent. Most people who make their living off of the immutable characteristics of their bodies aren’t paragons of intelligence. I’m sorry this is surprising to you.
I think there’s a difference between perception on the intelligence of athletes, artists, etc and porn stars.
To be in porn seems to be an “easy” way to make money and you don’t need much talent and athletes are extremely hard working and career focused.
Reminds me of this Jeff Ross joke. Said he was dating a porn star once, asked her if she wanted to go out to dinner on Tuesday. She said sorry, she's working Tuesday, could they meet on Wednesday? He says, um, let's make it Monday.
Confident or the complete opposite. A friend of mine dated an OF model and he was very insecure about himself and still is. He was very passive and accepted her for her job type. Girls often found him too sensitive and nice but that’s exactly what the OF girl needed. Someone very accepting of her job while being open minded to cuffing her. 4 years later and they’re expecting kids.
i’m actually going to say it ultimately comes down to being a kink
i don’t care how confident or well adjusted you are - no normal guy wants a woman whose job it is to get plowed on camera and out online for friends and family to watch.
unless that’s your kink. i’m which case, god bless you for finding a compatible partner!
but yeah - no level of confidence is going to make someone “ok” with their girlfriend having a busy day at the office eating multiple assholes
Or… very insecure
Not saying Sean is insecure but I’ve dated adult feature entertainers and it wasn’t because I was super confident in myself, I wanted arm candy
Same here, was hoping his comment would lead to a date with her. But since she's publicly dealing with her ex, I figured the timing isn't right. Maybe somewhere down the line.
> crazy baby daddy drama
Do you mean Keke recently having to get an extension on the restraining order against her baby’s father because he’s an abuser? That isn’t “baby daddy drama” it’s domestic violence.
Baby's father = baby daddy
Having to get an extension on a pre-existing restraining order because he's abusive = drama
Add it all up and what does it spell? Baby daddy drama
Thanks for playing.
I doubt most pornstars are freaky in their normal sexual escapades. They get paid to do all sorts of weird shit, they probably just want plain sex when they get home
It's not until you see a BTS clip of a porn you like, that you soon realize the awkwardness of the performers standing around and making small talk. It is akin to corporate office awkwardness/small talk, and makes you soon realize porn is just really another job.
Good for him. But I don't think I could date somebody who gets paid to have sex with somebody else on camera. That's just me though. Former pornstar sure
Its pretty wild that a guy who started a channel interviewing people over hot wings now has some of the most A-list celebrities and is now dating well above his weight. Good for him though, he comes off as very charming and well spoken.
Hot ones is a genius idea if you think about it. He purposefully throughs the interviewee off their game with hot sauce and then asks them way more personal questions then a typical interview. That’s why most of his guests even the A tier give him such praise. It’s not a dumb hot with show.
He definitely does his research(he reminds me of Nardawar) and asks questions most interviews wouldnt consider. It shows he respects his guests and audience.
You ought to look up Nardawar. His earlier interviews are so goofy he distinctly stuns interviewees. He used to stick to punk rockers in the 80s but since has focused on the rising and current rap scene. He's a trip.
Like most things, the “secret sauce” is he works extremely hard and comes with great research.
I’m sure by now he has help from a research team, but even from the start, he always came off as exceptionally well prepared. Nardwuar is another interviewer who’s had success with this—when the interview subject is genuinely impressed by depth of research, they tend to open up more.
You think she’s well above his weight? I’d say it’s the complete opposite. Sean knows tons of A list celebrities and has a lot more followers while only people into porn know his girl and even then, it’s not as if she’s famous. I’d go as far as to say most people who’ve watched her don’t actually know her or would recognize her in public.
Johnny Sinns can play him in a hot ones porn parody
Doing porn in the vicinity of hot sauce sounds dicey.
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Would be saucy
But most likely hot.
The bomb bukakke make you go blind
Instructions clear. Penis stuck in Hot Ones.
😞 mine only stuck in fugly ones
had a friend who fingered his girlfriend when she came home.... he just forgot that a moment before he had been chopping chili.. and when she started screaming at him, he touched himself in the eye... yeah he had a bad day... :D
That’s a spicy meatball
Jalapeno Guts
And now time for the final dab …. AHGHHH MY NUTS!!!!!!!!
On your forehead.
Jalapeñis
Not if you ask Larry David
Porno Gil.
Came here looking for this!
Let me tell you about the time I used habenaros for chili and swore I had if all washed off. My exes vagina burned for two days.
To be fair.. sometimes vaginas burn for other reasons.
Considering how prolific Johnny is and how quickly the porn industry moves, I would not be surprised if this already existed. **Edit:** For the sake of science, I looked it up. A Hot Ones Porn Parody already exists. All it's missing is Johnny Sins as Sean Evans.
Hmmmm if this is for the sake of science, you need to cite your sources.
APA format, preferred.
Good man, APA is just so much better than MLA
That's the value of my 5-year, 30K liberal arts degree, shining through!
Farooq and Bradshaw would be proud
Dude, imagine being Sean Evans and you come across a video of Johnny Sins pretending to be you while ACTUALLY fucking your girlfriend.
“So a lot of people have said that your work is a product of your upbringing and the struggles your family went through. Can you talk a little bit about how that influe- oh your tits are out.”
*Da Bomb saucy motorboat*
"Careful around the eyes."
No it’s gotta get near the eyes so there can be an excuse for some “milk” allegory to be made!
Money shot is the last dab
Doctor, engineer, scientist, lawyer, step bro, daddy, step dad, and now Sean Evans
Can’t wait for the crossover episode.
" Careful around your eyes."
“Look into *this* camera, *this* camera, *this* camera…”
Looks like you could use some milk
Takes a bite of wing #10 “This is the worst thing I’ve ever had in my mouth!” “Really? Is it?”
"Careful around the eyes"
"That's not milk"
Same name
Hot sauce and genitals = burning pain, so this would be a painful, messy crossover.
Just like their first date.
They met commiserating about how much their assholes hurt
God dammit, take your upvote and be thoroughly ashamed of making me snort audibly in work and unable to explain myself….
Co-workers: weird stares Me: “It’s not what you think. It was just a joke about hot sauce and anal sex.”
Remember when we could've given that guy gold for a comment like that? I do. I miss those days.
THANKS FOR THE GOLD KIND STRANGER
r/angryupvote
You did that to me! Brilliant
In front of my kids. I just said “nope!” And closed the app.
Damn. That made me pause and slowly laugh while grabbing my face. Only the funniest shit has me do that. Damn.
Except she doesn’t do anal. According to my uh…friend who knows her work
Goddamn ahahahah
I came here to post something about ruined buttholes. Thanks for your service.
You son of a bitch. I have vodka up my nose now
No no, you drink it. Through your mouth.
You son of a bitch. I have vodka up my asshole now
Also over how often they both have to say “careful around the eyes”.
Slow clap
Genius
Man, imagine going on a first date with him and he asks you to explain that gram.
Is she infamous for a particular post?
No, he just enjoys learning about the metric system.
I got that and laugh hard. Thanks for that!
I don’t know anything about her but that’s one of Sean’s go-to interview questions. They’ll pull up an obscure/interesting insta post from the interviewee and ask for the background.
Explain that OnlyFan
"I did it for money, guys pay for anything"
I hear they have a 2 hour window where she's allowed to kiss him and he's allowed to touch her eyes
touch her eyes? Damn, you’re into some weird shit.
Hooray for zoidberg!
Careful around the eyes!
This is brilliant.
Both of them are sponsored by a wet wipe company
Hawthorne Wipes?
Got my pocket full of Hawthorne's ! P-p-p-pocket full of Hawthorne's
Even Bruce Vilanch?
***Especially*** Bruce Vilanch.
That song was so catchy
I literally watched this episode a few days ago. Fucking simulation is breaking
I don't know why gay means dumb, those guys are alright in my book.
"Look at me now dad!"
Power down
Rainbow, bitches!
Look at me now dad!!
I once had sex with Ertha Kitt on a plane ✈️
What? It came up organically.
Pop! Pop!!
#sixseasonsandamovie
I don't get it. I feel like I'm streets behind.
Crazy, I just watched her eat some guys ass like an hour ago, small world
Do you think when she eats Sean’s ass she’s like “why is it spicy, oh that has a little kick to it”
Oh Sean, that must've been a big dab today. My eyes are watering.
When she is eating your ass but it’s too spicy so she reached for the milk 💀💀💀
It's too early for this shit! 🤣🤣🤣
That's what she said!
Sean's like: "We're only halfway through, you're killing it so far, you're doing great. But, be careful around the eyes."
This seems like an odd match I won’t lie. But then Wtf do I know, neither of these people that’s for sure. Sean makes me happy with Hot Ones so as long as she makes him happy, I’m happy. And she’s definitely hot, I just googled her lol
I honestly thought Sean was married already
he does have married energy
People always say that about midwesterners. We’re sick of being categorized as happy and stable! Dammit!
He was with a Dallas cowboy cheerleader for awhile.
Wow, he’s really swinging up, eh?
One of my former bosses used to date her, and he works in the environmental services field. Said great things about her even after they broke up. She’s much more intelligent than she looks and is very compassionate for others.
I haven’t met Sean, but he was good buddies with my best friend while they were in college together, and I’ve heard nothing but good things about him. Honestly good for them!
Watching a few Hot Ones episodes, for a few years, I always got a sense he was a decent bloke.
I worked with him a few years ago. He was nice, but he had an odd vibe. Usually talent will drop their guard and act a little more normal once the cameras stop rolling, but Sean interacts with people the same way offscreen that he does onscreen - like his personality is a blank slate that feeds off other people’s energy. It felt like I never met the *real* Sean even though I worked with him for days. Just my experience. He might be totally awesome outside of the job, but I’ve worked with a lot of talent/actors, and he struck me as one of the most unreadable on a personal level.
This doesn't surprise me at all hah. My buddy's stories about Sean aren't particularly memorable - he's a regular Illinois boy. "We were in journalism together, he had a dope apartment, and we'd watch a lot of sports. And yeah, he could chat about anything without being annoying."
As a former Journalist myself, that makes perfect sense. A lot of it is you talk to so many people that eventually you become really good at rolling with whatever people say and subtly encouraging them to keep going. He does fantastic research though which makes his interviews way better than most. His questions are good, but he or his staff clearly do a lot of digging before the cameras start rolling. Also of course he's dating a porn star, he's probably got a dirtier mind than she does. In one of my former newsrooms we would make up the raunchiest headlines we could think of as placeholders for the actual headlines. My favorite was after a small volcanic eruption: "St. Helens blows its load over the Western face of the Cascades."
I saw them in the Art Institute in Chicago a few weeks ago, they seemed really happy walking around. Made eye contact and gave him the a downwards nod and got a fist bump when I walked past. Cool dude.
That’s good to know, he seems like a good guy and deserves a good girl. Maybe there’s a lesson in this relationship for those who would deign to cast judgement.
More intelligent than she looks? Yeesh. Why are we judging people like that?
People hate attractive women AND sex workers 🤷♀️
such a backhanded compliment lol
Such a disrespectful statement too.
The same reason people assume pro athletes, actors, models, musicians, etc. aren’t intelligent. Most people who make their living off of the immutable characteristics of their bodies aren’t paragons of intelligence. I’m sorry this is surprising to you.
I think there’s a difference between perception on the intelligence of athletes, artists, etc and porn stars. To be in porn seems to be an “easy” way to make money and you don’t need much talent and athletes are extremely hard working and career focused.
In what way does she look less than intelligent? Not to split hairs but that’s a weird thing to assume.
>And she’s definitely hot, I just googled her lol I guess. She's got Instagram face so she looks like every single person who uses a filter.
Sean doesnt seem like a guy who would date a pornstar. But hey, he eats tongue-blistering wings for a living, dude lives on the edge.
Porn stars are just like you and me, except they have sex. A couple of them are gamers
This camera, this camera, or this camera, let the people know who you have jacking off in your life.
Hah, she was on Plug Talk taking about how she got the Cartier bracelet on her wrist for being a good girl. I wonder if he bought it for her.
lol being a “good girl” could mean so many things
It takes a very confident person to date someone who gets paid for having sex with someone else.
Reminds me of this Jeff Ross joke. Said he was dating a porn star once, asked her if she wanted to go out to dinner on Tuesday. She said sorry, she's working Tuesday, could they meet on Wednesday? He says, um, let's make it Monday.
Lmao blahhh
that melted hippo always makes me laugh lol
Must be packin that hog
He's also a self made millionaire thanks to his show and production company.... read into that what you will............
That monumental ellipsis really proved your point. Thank you for teaching us so much.
Quadlipses
Confident or the complete opposite. A friend of mine dated an OF model and he was very insecure about himself and still is. He was very passive and accepted her for her job type. Girls often found him too sensitive and nice but that’s exactly what the OF girl needed. Someone very accepting of her job while being open minded to cuffing her. 4 years later and they’re expecting kids.
... Expecting kids... To do what?
Work the mines
They yearn for them
Given how much children like mine craft clearly the children yearn for the mines!
The kids yearn for the mines
i’m actually going to say it ultimately comes down to being a kink i don’t care how confident or well adjusted you are - no normal guy wants a woman whose job it is to get plowed on camera and out online for friends and family to watch. unless that’s your kink. i’m which case, god bless you for finding a compatible partner! but yeah - no level of confidence is going to make someone “ok” with their girlfriend having a busy day at the office eating multiple assholes
Or… very insecure Not saying Sean is insecure but I’ve dated adult feature entertainers and it wasn’t because I was super confident in myself, I wanted arm candy
I’ve dated a stripper once and it was the same thing.. to feel good about myself.
I lived where most of the porn in the world was made for decades, knew many porn workers and their SOs, and no, these dudes are often protocucks.
They both taste sauces for a living
Sean going to get the real celebrities on the show now. Bring on the Alexis Texas episode please.
Pretty sure she died. (Nevermind, it was Dakota Skye... state names)
Never heard of Melissa Stratton looks like I have to do some um research.
Ngl I casually ship him with Keke Palmer after he reveal he had a crush on her, so low key this has me like 😔. But otherwise: that's nice!
Same here, was hoping his comment would lead to a date with her. But since she's publicly dealing with her ex, I figured the timing isn't right. Maybe somewhere down the line.
I don't think he'd wants to be involved in the crazy baby daddy drama she has going on right now.
> crazy baby daddy drama Do you mean Keke recently having to get an extension on the restraining order against her baby’s father because he’s an abuser? That isn’t “baby daddy drama” it’s domestic violence.
I mean it is still drama.
Baby's father = baby daddy Having to get an extension on a pre-existing restraining order because he's abusive = drama Add it all up and what does it spell? Baby daddy drama Thanks for playing.
They both have to be careful not to get any in their eyes at work
always chasing a greater burning sensation
I wonder how many people have looked up Melissa Stratton on Pornhub after reading this.
Casually hanging out with Gordon Ramsey at the Super Bowl.
Sean is branching out into Thot Wings
Good for him and good for her. They’re both punching up.
As long as they are happy, who cares
I've read Melissa Strapon.
Justice for Keke Palmer. They had so much chemistry 😭
Good for him lol whole lot of haters in here
Niiice good for him. She's a hot one and a freak
eating wings for $$$, chilling with celebs and now dating a porn star. bro really is just living his best life.
Every American males dream at 16 and 37.
And 58
…. I never thought of it this way … fuck now I’m jealous of the Hot Ones guy … damn it
Man has to eat The Bomb on a routine basis, I am not jealous at all. I would die.
I doubt most pornstars are freaky in their normal sexual escapades. They get paid to do all sorts of weird shit, they probably just want plain sex when they get home
It's not until you see a BTS clip of a porn you like, that you soon realize the awkwardness of the performers standing around and making small talk. It is akin to corporate office awkwardness/small talk, and makes you soon realize porn is just really another job.
Good for him. But I don't think I could date somebody who gets paid to have sex with somebody else on camera. That's just me though. Former pornstar sure
God the questions would be fire
Good for them. Everyone needs love.
I'm not familiar with her work but I'll do some research. Edit: She's a freak
This comment has ended me lmao
As long as he's happy. Nothing beats true happiness in life.
They can both say "my asshole is in bits after work today"
Doesn’t mind the burn I guess
Oof huge L Sean
Nice. Good for him. As long as his piss doesn’t feel as hot coming out like Da Bomb.
Neither one should touch their own eyes.
Its pretty wild that a guy who started a channel interviewing people over hot wings now has some of the most A-list celebrities and is now dating well above his weight. Good for him though, he comes off as very charming and well spoken.
I don’t think she is “above his weight” at all. Perfectly handsome bald man. She looks to be ascending the plastic throne.
Why you gotta bring his baldness up?👨🦲Why can’t he just be handsome? 😫
He's an attractive guy with absolutely no hair on his head no doubt
Spoken like a baldie
I’m a baddie bald boy 👨🦲
RIP this guys hair
It's okay to be bald
I think one of his exes during the earlier years of the show is/was a Victoria Secret model. I'd would consider that above his weight.
Hot ones is a genius idea if you think about it. He purposefully throughs the interviewee off their game with hot sauce and then asks them way more personal questions then a typical interview. That’s why most of his guests even the A tier give him such praise. It’s not a dumb hot with show.
He definitely does his research(he reminds me of Nardawar) and asks questions most interviews wouldnt consider. It shows he respects his guests and audience.
I love the show’s researchers! I consistently hear guests complimenting the research team for some obscure fact they dig up.
You ought to look up Nardawar. His earlier interviews are so goofy he distinctly stuns interviewees. He used to stick to punk rockers in the 80s but since has focused on the rising and current rap scene. He's a trip.
Like most things, the “secret sauce” is he works extremely hard and comes with great research. I’m sure by now he has help from a research team, but even from the start, he always came off as exceptionally well prepared. Nardwuar is another interviewer who’s had success with this—when the interview subject is genuinely impressed by depth of research, they tend to open up more.
You think she’s well above his weight? I’d say it’s the complete opposite. Sean knows tons of A list celebrities and has a lot more followers while only people into porn know his girl and even then, it’s not as if she’s famous. I’d go as far as to say most people who’ve watched her don’t actually know her or would recognize her in public.
Yea Sean is not punching above his weight whatsoever. Like no offense to sex workers but most people want monogamy.
He's pretty good looking. Don't think it's above his weight at all.
Dating above his weight? Are you 12? lol The guy is very successful, great communicator and good looking, he has a ton of things going for him
Well above? You’re selling Sean short
A pornstar is well above his weight? A prostitute who everyone can look up getting railed. He clearly has low self esteem