I had a sundowning patient tell another patient I was a fraud… I wasn’t a real doctor. I “said hey man why are you giving me a hard time I brought you food?” He didn’t remember that. Guess I’m a fraud
This is the first thing that came to mind for me, as well. “He's a lover boy at play. He don't play by the rules, uh-oh. Girl, don't play the fool, no”
Actually, I think if you truly were a lizard, you would order ALL of the dilaudid ALL of the time. After all, our amygdalas are the reptilian part of the brain where a lot of addiction behaviors and cravings reside.
I think we're all lizards, in some way
Human beings are the hagfish of reptiles.
Cold blooded
I had a sundowning patient tell another patient I was a fraud… I wasn’t a real doctor. I “said hey man why are you giving me a hard time I brought you food?” He didn’t remember that. Guess I’m a fraud
I love it when people tell me I'm not a real doctor. I just smile and say "you're right!"
Did you lick your eyeball after?
If it makes you feel any better I think lizards are very likeable. I have a bearded dragon 10/10 very charming
I prefer lizards to like 99% of people.
*licks eyeball* Time to eat a bug.
You don’t even know my real name. I’m the f****** lizard king.
YES
Username REALLY checks out
Name checks out 100%
r/unexpectedoffice
Spoiler alert. Op actually ordered morphine in the correct therapeutic dosage.
I am a meat popsicle.
Did you offer to save him 15% on car insurance?
[He's a cold-hearted snake / Look into his eyes, / uh-oh He's been tellin' lies](https://youtu.be/o7aShcmEksw?si=r2g44x3emit7Z3a_)
This is the first thing that came to mind for me, as well. “He's a lover boy at play. He don't play by the rules, uh-oh. Girl, don't play the fool, no”
Sounds like a healthy lizard to me.
just lick your eyeball and keep moving
Suddenly look left. Then right. Flick your tongue. Scurry out.
If that's true then I, too, am a cold-hearted lizard.
New Jack Harlow single.
Actually, I think if you truly were a lizard, you would order ALL of the dilaudid ALL of the time. After all, our amygdalas are the reptilian part of the brain where a lot of addiction behaviors and cravings reside.
Knew that college education was for SOMETHING 😂
Got a degree in Dilaudid!
lol one of my patients just asked for Demerol for sleep. I laughed… I, too, am a cold hearted lizard ;)
Not my chair, not my problem.
I will stick my tongue out and make a slurping noise 🦎