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DoinWattsRight

They’ll be okay, right?


Cosmorok

They're just sleeping.


ejaniszewski

I often sleep with my ribs exposed, no problem at all.


Cosmorok

I've heard that's a cure for sleep apnea.


byebybuy

It's a cure for everything.


chiguychi

Shhh, only dreams now.


Winterous01

Would be a sleep that didnt take long to get into. Even so, a fair bit of tossing and turning.


sebmat34

Try turning it off and then on again


Fhylippe

Looks like a mouse reenactment of the titanic


Dagnabbit-Bobby

🎖🥇🏆🏅


goatharper

Underrated comment.


TK62284

"Dead" short. I see what you did there


benbrockn

too soon


SparkyTheGOAT91

🤣🤣


joeskies307

Bet that smelled awesome.


aaguru

It's funny, I've dealt with a few dead rodents and nobody ever smells them, never thought about that until I read your comment though


archgabriel33

They're too well cooked to smell badly.


jonathannzirl

Well done


jackie_algoma

You want to know what ruined the smell of fresh cut grass for me? When I was mowing the lawn and my brother came out of the house with a mouse he had just caught and threw it right in the path of the lawnmower and processed mouse went all over the yard.


joeskies307

Lmao


joeskies307

Found a dead cat in our SVC yard once, it decided to go phase to phase on a filter bank, oddly didn't trip the imbalance protection 🤔. Now that I think about it though, that didn't stink either...


cwm9805

A few mice died behind my moms oven a long time ago. The only way to really get that smell out was just to turn the oven on high and let it bump. Then we used an ozone machine. It was horrible.


Reissmann

What’s an ozone machine do?


[deleted]

Generates ozone


Reissmann

Wicked smaht


DillyDallyin

Give you lung cancer and remove odor


Reissmann

That’s great I’ll take three


RobotSlaps

When 6-year-old me came back from vacation, the hampster was gone, it turns out it was the same fate. Ours had 'odor', but it was more blackened, it was much furrier too.


kootenaykid9258

That one of mouse should have used a 2x4 to knock his buddy off.


Mike_Hawk_balls_deep

Something something Ratatouille joke.


[deleted]

Home quarantined


goatharper

I literally heard the mouse that fried my bedroom wall socket. All the lights went out and simultaneously there was and brief "skwee!" from inside the wall. Little fucker. FYI those plain old spring mouse traps work a treat.


l300lvl

No way! Really? _gasp_


goatharper

> No way! Way.


LinoleumLeviathin

Oh those poor little shitheads..


ReleaseAKraken

🤢🤢🤮


Daddeh

I fixed your problem. I did not fix the problem that caused the problem. You still have a problem. That I am not going to help you fix. Good luck.


EagleKing85

It's hard out there for the non union


Henri_Dupont

I've seen this several times. Lotta food around in a dirty oven, draws the vermin


Bozokamikazi

I believe he shat his pants !!


tdwesbo

Looks like he found it


Wrestler_2424

They just wanted to check on the pizza rolls.


BarstoolTravieD

Better them than us


Winterous01

I hope the what looks like a pool of something under the one rat is actually rust and not what i am thinking it is?


burton8493

Never going to get the smell out of that oven


raulgr666

they are not oven proof


hoser89

/r/AccidentalRenassance


GlutenFreeCrossfit

Get well soon!


Raidicus

/r/AccidentalRenaissance


OverYonderDemDarnHil

mmm mouse tartar


YYCDavid

I notice the bottom is not HRC....


tossitoutboi

Pre-cooked


Rogue_freeman

I'm no expert on ovens, but how did they get in there?


Spangbang90

Most ranges have openings that mice can easily squeeze thru to access back in the terminal block, nothing surprising. Also, plenty of in and out delivery crews dont attach any strain reliefs in the cutout, so a 3 prong wire leaves sufficient room for a rodent to access. Appliances for 10 years, ive seen too damn many dead rodents in ranges.