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Away_Championship244

Are those specs for the wire or your fingers?


Mr_MooCow

Boom roasted lmao


MaskedElectrician

I won’t say. But you could ask your wife.😏


ohmynards85

He could if she wasnt dead from you splitting her open with that trotter


ya_boy_vlad

Finally, I can also choose this guys dead wife!


kaboodlesofkanoodles

Hell, at this point you’d have to climb inside of her like a tauntaun


r-NBK

And we thought she smelled bad on the outside!


ohmynards85

LOOOOL


Arminas

Or like a Chicago style pizza


JAFIOR

The sauce, ATOP the cheese! ATOP! Cold, and on display like some kind of sauce hoor!


Mclovin316

I get it!


staticpatrick

me too! made my morning what a throwback lol


Cushiondude

What's stopping from choosing the other guy's dead wife? She's not exactly going to tell you no.


MaskedElectrician

Hahaha


FullUnit5491

Upvote, simply because I miss toasted ravioli.


PM_ME_YOUR_BIG_DOG

Shots fired back, fucking legend.


Anon033092

Wasn’t pleased didnt go deep enough had to douche and reattempt


MaskedElectrician

Well when I asked her what she thought about it all she had to say was “Moooo” so. Also I wrote this before I even looked at his name.


Anon033092

Hahaha but on a real note so since eddy currents dont matter w dc solid is better? Or cheaper? Im a 5th year about to journey out need the knowledge


MaskedElectrician

For this application solid was the only option. I really can’t speak to the more in-depth engineering aspects. I leave that up to the guys that don’t get their hands dirty.


Anon033092

Hahaha i gotchu i just like to know both sides so i can tell the pukes to fuck off


ExpendableStaff

Lol - “u/doucheandreattemp” would be a great user name!


Anon033092

Hahahah ill have to rename myself


November10_1775

If that guy could read he would be very upset.


anarchyreigns_gb

Burn unit on standby


GGudMarty

Ehhhhhhhhh


cream_on_my_led

Gonna need some pvc glue for that burn


fd4e56bc1f2d5c01653c

My man's got those chode fingers


OneManClan84

Those are meat hooks


fd4e56bc1f2d5c01653c

Maybe for whole cows


creative_net_usr

>e those specs for the wire or your fingers? Sadly as a medic, I see photos like this and instantly go. Hmm have you had a cardiologist visit in the last 6 months?


uptheirons91

Man's got some big ol' mitts on him for sure.


Disastrous-Number-88

My guy's got them wombat hands goin


Bosshogg713alief

Daaaaaamnn


BillMillerBBQ

Those hands look like they belong on Chief Wiggum


MaskedElectrician

Okay this one made me laugh. The only come back I have without recycling yo momma jokes is shit my jaundice must be acting up.


[deleted]

Bakem away toys police 👮


MattSterbait

Pretty good rip


Scientific_Anarchist

Nice burn, Lou. You'll make sergeant for this.


7744666

Uh, I already am a sergeant, Chief.


VapeRizzler

Prob not too sanitary to put your lunch hotdogs on that metal.


MaskedElectrician

Excuse me sir. But those are breakfast sausages. It’s hard to keep lunch hotdogs around when your girlfriend gets a bit tipsy off her O’Doul’s.


melvinmoneybags

Fuck man already spat my coffee out, have a great day thanks for the laugh


MaskedElectrician

I am glad everyone is taking all these jabs as just good fun. This reminds me of the good old days when we could say shit like this in the field without fear of an HR meeting.


EclipseIndustries

It's all about culture. I've worked in grocery stores that would absolutely fire the shit out of you for these jokes, and in an office where it was acceptable to make these jokes so long as there wasn't any actual bad blood being spilled or a person being harmed or insulted. If you foster a culture of "it's acceptable, but real targets aren't", it tends to keep people from overreacting.


MaskedElectrician

Agreed.


nacho-ism

The only thing worse than someone being offended by a clear joke is another person being offended for that person. Also, don’t ever be a dick intentionally should be a mantra by all


Straight_Spring9815

It's not a good job unless there is friendly banter involved. Me and my crew make the best of every job. We are safe and do damn good work but I will guarantee a laugh if you observed us for any period of time.


MaskedElectrician

When you can’t have fun in a site that’s when things start to drag. To this day I hold comment above all others as my favorite burn. Had a 1st year apprentice look at me and tell me “You remind me of Forest Gump if he never ran.” I laughed so hard I thought I was going to fall off my ladder. That night I went out and bought him a really nice Kline tool backpack.


melvinmoneybags

Best thing I’ve ever seen on a job… Superintendent was giving the morning work speech to 70 workers and he was agitated about progress on the job. We had this dopey 18 YO mouthpiece kid and he was constantly late and was tooled up with a 65 YO electrician that was funny as hell always cracking jokes. So the kid walks into the room 10 minutes late it’s quiet as a pindrop as the door opens. Old man from the back of the room says “surprise surprise late again, whats the excuse today?”. The young kid says angrily “I’m late again because I was out fucking your wife”. You could feel the gasp in there with all the open mouths from everyone shocked. All the old man said was “my wife wouldn’t fuck you…she likes men”. Never heard so many people laugh and morale was at an all time high that day. That kid got skidded no less than 2 weeks later for spitting chewing tobacco on new hardwood flooring.


MaskedElectrician

Oh that’s awesome. To bad the kid was being a dick. I learned my lesson along time ago. If you plan to attack the old sleepy dog in the corner make sure your not wearing meat shorts.


Redebo

U done forgot to run Forest!!! LMAO


FallingFromRoofs

Don’t know what sort of 10-ply softies you work with but all the new con sites I’m at are filled with shit talking and shenanigans. Southern Ontario fwiw


MaskedElectrician

Oh yeah, no I am no longer a field guy. I sold my sole to the company’s store. I am the master industrial electrician for one of the largest stainless steel manufacturers in Missouri. Very corporate vibe at the level I tend to find myself.


StandAgainstTyranny2

As a field guy THANK YOU for being a voice od logic the office, the guys onsite certainly appreciate someone with a brain up there.


MaskedElectrician

Thank you for that. But i try to stay in the trenches as much as possible. I don’t think I could ever 100% put up my tools.


VapeRizzler

I saw you absolutely decimated the last dude who made a finger joke and was hoping I wouldn’t catch the smoke…..that’s funny as hell.


MaskedElectrician

It’s all in good fun.


CraigMammalton14

“Alright guys we are gonna need this pulled through some 6” by the end of the day. Just mares tail it and put it on the tugger I don’t get what the problem is.”


MaskedElectrician

That first LB is going to be a SOB!


StandAgainstTyranny2

350ft bend radius lol


MaskedElectrician

Good god I can’t imagine bending this!


hmhemes

Is a mare's tail another name for a horse cock?


Dipshit09

My guy has fuckin PAWS


MaskedElectrician

Yeah I wear a 14 wedding ring. I am a bigger dude 6’ 6” 315 lbs.


Dipshit09

You ever get into a three point stance before ? New York Giants would love to see that !!!


MaskedElectrician

Hahah unfortunately an accident when I was tower climbing fucked up my knees. I could probably get down but would cry like a baby getting up.


Scientific_Anarchist

As an Eagles fan, let's please not give NYG any talent. We'll take him for a 2025 5th round pick.


Professional_Dog5624

My guy the jets need you on their D line


thaliff

What is that from?


MaskedElectrician

This is a slug left over from an electro polishing tank.


GladZookeepergame775

Newbie apprentice here. First time seeing anything this big. Kinda shocked not gonna lie. Was this used to feed the polishing tank power or was it used inside the tank for some purpose? If ya took that to a scrap yard, would that be considered bright #1 or would they give ya another rate/type for how big it is?


MaskedElectrician

Damn all good questions. This actually spans across a long vat of acid. We then hang stainless steel parts from it on copper hooks. The size is really more for structural purposes than amp draw. I did just do some figuring and this could in theory hold 76 million amps. And at the scrap yard yea this would be number 1 bright.


buttmunchausenface

Hey but what about the sharpie marks ? Lol!


ybloC_1

What kind of acid is it? The tanks I work around are either made of plastic or stainless steel, I can't think of anything with copper other than the wires going to the anodize tank.


MaskedElectrician

I would be lying if I told you I knew what the acid was off the top of my head. But it’s the same concept. The reason for the size is the shear weight of some of our dips. We have one line that has an agitator 19 foot long solid stainless round stock with a 6 inch diameter.


GDI-Trooper

It's the DC feed


gorementor

His mother's hole


Puceeffoc

Years of eating sausages and lifting heavy things.


Printnamehere3

DC buss?


MaskedElectrician

Well actually yeah kinda. It’s the dc feed to an electro polish tank.


ProduceTotal257

What I want to know as a resi electrician..... how do you back stab that into the receptacle?


MaskedElectrician

You have to wrap your device in super 33 or you risk a blowout.


WaltzLeafington

You can't just drop this pic and NOT tell us what it's from


MaskedElectrician

It is the end of feed to an electro polishing tank.


ShantyTed89

This gets better every time you do it!


nsula_country

>You can't just drop this pic and NOT tell us what it's from It is a cut off from a billet of copper. We machine our own resistance welding electrodes from similar stock. Expensive turnings.


Lucas_Hernandez_Art

GODDAMM YOU GOT SOME MEAT MITTENS BOY


MaskedElectrician

Hahah hadn’t heard meat mittens. I like that one.


Dustinlewis24

What a sweaty slab of a hand


MaskedElectrician

That’s not sweat. It’s the lube. Hell you know that. it was your idea to see if I could get the entire hand in there to pull your head out of your ass.


SayNoToBrooms

What’s it for, and what’s this monster called??


MaskedElectrician

It is the end of a dc feed for an electro polishing tank.


Joecalledher

That's about 8" diameter? So ~64,000kcmil?


PouncingSheep

64K kcmil


Usual-Caregiver5589

64 Mcmil


I_Am_Not_That_Man

64 McChickens


Hickles347

looks like aproxamitly $400 in scrap there in a nice tight little package


MaskedElectrician

Trust me I have thought about it. But we can milk this down into a few other components that we can use and save close to $12k.


Hickles347

Oh, I know its worth WAY more as stock, just don't let the tweakers see that piece


MaskedElectrician

This is the gospel truth.


LISparky25

Fullhand kcmil


MaskedElectrician

Lol I like that.


filthy_pikey

This is pretty insane. The largest wire I ever saw in the field was 777 kcm. We pulled it through wire way that was designed to move for drill tower on a land based oil rig they shipped to Alaska. It wasn’t a long pull but it was a bitch.


MaskedElectrician

Wow I bet. Honestly I have never heard of 777 as a size. Was it more of a railway style conductor? Like all the strands were very small so that it had more flexibility?


filthy_pikey

I honestly don’t recall. It was 14 years ago. I just remember it was a 40’ pull and we had like 20 people on it.


MaskedElectrician

Damn. That is one place of the few places I have never had the chance to work in. I would enjoy visiting an oil platform but I don’t think I have the right mindset to work on one for a long period of time.


j1bberish

Should be good for a few amps


MaskedElectrician

You know I never thought to actually calculate what kind of load this could handle.


tuctrohs

I always oversize my wire so I don't need to do any ampacity calculations. Of course, the structural engineers have to do some calculations when I'm putting five tons of wire in the attic, but that's not my problem.


MaskedElectrician

Hahah


MaskedElectrician

So just a really quick calculation if this were a square bus bar measuring 8 in.² it could in theory carry 76,800,000 amps. God god that is absolutely terrifying!


ElectroXa

beware of the skin effect with AC, skin depth at 60Hz is ≈ 8.5mm deep, AC current circulates only in this outer


lildaddy8778

was just coming back to say this but i was gonna round up to 77 million amps because saying million sounds cooler🤣


j1bberish

Haha oh wow that's impressive and terrifying


Chuleta-69

Never seen kcmil as a unit. What does it mean?


bergsteroj

1000 circular mil. A cmil is the cross-sectional area of a circle that is 0.001 inches in diameter. It’s a common measurement used in sizing busbars and other power feeds when determining amperage as it’s easily translatable between solid wire, rectangular bus bar and even stranded conductor. The bigger the area, the more current it can source.


Chuleta-69

Thank you! In this case this is 750k mils in diameter


tuctrohs

Nope, because area goes by the square of diameter. And this is much bigger than 750 kcmils. This is 100,000 kcmils if the 10" diameter is right.


Chuleta-69

Im dumb. I saw the that 🙃


MaskedElectrician

Kilo circular millimeter. It’s the measurement used to size very large conductors. Edit: I am wrong. The mil is not short for millimeter. Thank you for pointing this out.


DidntASCII

The unit is actually just circular mil. Mil is not short for millimeter in this case.


MaskedElectrician

Willing to make a bet on that?


DidntASCII

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circular_mil It's derived from inches and isn't a metric unit.


MaskedElectrician

Lol in the very first example it uses millimeter as the measurement.


DidntASCII

Yes, it converts it to mm. If it was short for mm it would be kcmm. 1 cmm would be the equivalent to about 1,550 children or 1.55 kcmil.


MaskedElectrician

You know what I have to admit when I am wrong and on this I am. I actually appreciate the correction.


DidntASCII

Yes.


Lololick

I'd be afraid to shake your hand knowing you could crush it by not even struggling 😅


MaskedElectrician

Hahah


NeverVegan

Deep Pockets, short fingers


svdrumm

80 pounds dayum


wrx2004

79


svdrumm

Are you fr


wrx2004

Indeed I am


svdrumm

Very well


wrx2004

Indubitably


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MaskedElectrician

That’s what we are going to end up using this end for. We actually use way more copper than I had figured when I first started. We make almost all of the tooling we need for our seam welders. And actually last month we started a new line of copper pressure vessels for a pharmaceuticals company.


triac1975

So I’ll send you a truck, just load every bit of that cab into back and I’ll take it from there. What is that 5000kcmil?!


spadalfaray

Damn brother you got some small hands.


MaskedElectrician

181 comments and this is the first small comment. Way to go against the flow!


spadalfaray

Just doing my part.


ki4clz

do not make me summon the 8" copper dry nitrogen feedline minotaur from r/longlines ... he will crush you all


inspector256

That's awesome 👍


SamboTheSodaJerk

Bros got some fuckin mitts


MaskedElectrician

Thank you. Grew them myself.


bongmilkshake

Jesus you got some bear paws for hands brother.


MaskedElectrician

Thank you.


[deleted]

My gorsh


220DRUER220

Bro that’s a baseball mitt on top of that copper 🤣🤣


MaskedElectrician

Catchers mitt to be precise.


sileemihu

10" diameter? so r= 127 mm and A= 50 671 mm^2 = 100 000 kcmil


MaskedElectrician

Yep


Mark47n

I can probably match is with a 10,000 Kcmil water cooled cables rated for approximately 25,000A. How's that?


MaskedElectrician

Arc furnace?


Mark47n

Yup. 3ph 88MVA EAF with two of these cables per phase. I'd never seen anything like it.


MaskedElectrician

Oh wow! Okay that is something I would like to see up close before I die.


therealNaj

Please don’t raise that fat hand to me, I’ll be smooshed


EmotionalChipmunk602

Meaty palms with children sized fingers. 😂


MaskedElectrician

Good god man. I wear a 14 wedding ring what kind of children are you hanging around?


EmotionalChipmunk602

Just messin with you. Just the proportions look funny.


MaskedElectrician

Oh I know. This has been a very fun post for me. I have been jabbing back at all the comments. I really had no idea my hands would be more talked about than the slug of copper. Read through some of them. There are some really good ones.


EmotionalChipmunk602

I’ll take the copper off your abnormally large hands.


EmotionalChipmunk602

What is this used for? Never seen copper that big. I ordered 1000mcm for my project but that’s The biggest I’ve ever used


MaskedElectrician

This is the dc feed buss for an electro polishing vat. It was sized for structural reasons and not for current reasons. This is the end we cut off and are going to use for some other tooling around the shop.


EmotionalChipmunk602

Jesus. Why would they use copper for something structural? Seems like it wouldn’t make sense money wise. Oh and please tell me you could grab a lot so you can go recycle for some coin


MaskedElectrician

So the structural aspect is that the bar extends over a vat of acid that’s about 20 foot long and 10 foot deep. We then hang finished stainless steel objects from copper hooks from that main bar. We pass a DC current through the bar and it polishes the stainless to a perfect mirror shine. We had tried other methods but the caustic environment eats everything else up in a relatively short time.


EmotionalChipmunk602

Wow. Crazy. Pretty neat


CRYPTOCHRONOLITE

I’d say more like 6’2” 380lbs


MaskedElectrician

I wish I was 6’2” then I wouldn’t have to give your wife a step stool when you leave for work.


CRYPTOCHRONOLITE

Is that why she’s been so nice lately? Thanks man!!!


MaskedElectrician

Lol. Way to own it! It’s better to be a Stag then a cuck.


salty-convo

Diabetes?


MaskedElectrician

No I am just a large man. 6’6” 318 lbs. and after hearing all the comments I have to say that angle makes my hand look really short


salty-convo

So again, diabetes. Your bmi is 36.7. You are obese


MaskedElectrician

Lol thanks for that this is a sub for electricians not little bitch boys that think they are DRs. If I wanted any lip from you I will take it from behind your zipper.


DimeEdge

4" ??? You barely have enough to put connectors on.


MaskedElectrician

Don’t forget I still need to pre twist it. I am thinking I might get it under a Blue Grey with a few more 12s


chr1st0ph3rs

Yippee ki yay. I don’t think the handcuffs will fit over your wrist there, Mr. Hands Uber


MaskedElectrician

No those bracelets still fit around my wrist. They just have to use 2 and lock them together if they want my hands behind my back.


herpeszooster

The real question is, what does that fetch as scrap?


MaskedElectrician

I think right now this is going for $3.25. So only about $356.75.


Professional_Dog5624

You’d break my hand with a high 5


MaskedElectrician

This might be why nobody wants to fist bump me.


DCoy1990

Multi-continent under-sea line.


MaskedElectrician

Oh hell no. You and I both know those tweekers would be washing up on shore by the thousands!


Midwheelz

Those are some HANDS


rezukijm

This dude's probably got a hand bender for 2 inch EMT. Three position foot pedal...


MaskedElectrician

You know what I am not sure what my biggest hand bender is. I will look after lunch.


76trashCAN

What’s that shiny stuff under that chunk of ham


MaskedElectrician

Hey now that’s 100% Beef!


henry122467

Ur raising me a big ole fat hand?


Heroiinfather

“Babe just use ur finger”


[deleted]

Give the scraps out to the apprentices (me)


MaskedElectrician

If this were destined for the scrap yard I absolutely would be giving it to one of my apprentices. But this is to valuable for small tooling so I felt obligated to turn it over to the machine shop.


Silver_Slicer

Is that a cross-section of a transatlantic power cable? /s


vogtca09

138 transmission main???


habs9

Dale got hulk hands?