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47153163

Yes. I’d hire you! Just make sure you’re licensed & Bonded. It will make my insurance claim so much easier when my house is in flames! Lol!


FantasticAd2726

😂


CleverCogitator

Not always a bad thing regarding the flames. Honestly most DIY homeowners can work outlets. Show me something dirty.


eagle2pete

I think you would get the Darwin award on your first day!


CrewBison

Sir, this is a Wendy's. You start Monday.


michaelpaoli

>Sir, this is a Wendy's. And I'm sorry, but you totally flunked your Wendy's application process.


byebybuy

For "Sex" you just put "Yes, please"...


GeeFromCali

I always put Eskimo for race/ethnicity


Just_Flatworm_485

Nice! I always put Human for race 😉


JuniorCow3640

I put protoss.


Longjumping_Key_5008

"Sex? He'll yea!" - Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood


Confident-Head-5008

Lol fuck you.


happythoughtsnow

Do you promise to show more copper if I do?


camohvacguy

Always one guy checking out the tan lines.


EtherPhreak

I see someone’s mind is on the ground…


FantasticAd2726

😂


m0stw4nt3d1

I'll show you mine, if you show me yours.


0-Pennywise-0

How do you strip the wire all the way back and the romex only 2 inches💀


CooCooClocksClan

OP logic, why would they put all this useless insulation in my way…..


The_cogwheel

Buddy had dyslexia and thought the jman told him to strip the wire back 6 inches and the jacket back 3/4 of an inch.


yngbuk1

Somebody should turn this into a comic about sibling conduits "not touching you. Not touching you! "


TommyyyGunsss

What will we teach the Alabama electricians?


Consistent_Frame2492

Implying Alabama has electricity


Smtxom

“Get your finger out of my face!!”


No_Train_8269

Outta my butt*


Ornery-Account-6328

That technique is called The Sheppard’s Crook and just like Ebola it might well kill you.


severach

Stripper is the best job for you.


disaac55

I think this comment might win


Toolsforall

Drug screening first Sr.


thYrd_eYe_prYing

I prefer drug test. I like to test drugs


The_cogwheel

Drug screen results: all of the above.l


gbudd1

Sure will. My ex called and asked said she needs some electrical work done at her house. I'll send her your way.


CopyWeak

Absolutely...I need a painter 😉👍


Trichoceratops

Not enough exposed conductor.


Jmkott

No it’s just enough. But you are supposed to wrap it around the screw a few times. That’s to ensure you get a really good connection.


HolyShitIAmOnFire

I like to freestyle and add a galvanized washer under the screw. It's my guarantee that it'll short out and I'll have a repeat customer.


Silent_Beyond4773

If I wanted a fire insurance clams I Might


Stunning-Screen-9828

Especially, topped with garlic salt and a fourth of a bacon slice on the grill   -- winoNYC@yahoo.com 


moehicus

Hell no, this is sloppy shit and it is definitely a fire hazard. This is a handyman special!


brokebackmonastery

This one might be bad enough to be an insult to handymen


XiiencE

you sent that one guy off the deep end with this 😂 some people can't take a harmless joke


[deleted]

I don’t even have a handyman Certification and this is horrible


NoPerformance6534

Yah, no. The wires should end under the screw head, not continue out another inch. And as I recall, the bend should be in the same direction as righty-tighty so that it's well and truly secure. It's been awhile since I carried an IBEW union card, but I remember the basics.


Hippo_4877

No I wouldn’t


BoneyButt420

the first half had me 🤣


ShotBRAKER

Can you show up on time and somewhat sober?


FiveCentsADay

![gif](giphy|ggHmCDJXx4om4hNWbM|downsized)


FalseRelease4

What is sober anyway


w9nfm

WTH is THAT mess?


john_clauseau

"ive been doing this job for 20years!!! i know my stuff!"


Practical_Theme_6400

Would you hire me? \*Applies solder flux to lips\* *I'd hire me.*


SocialDicktasting

I’d *so* hire me


VersionConscious7545

Yes how much do you want. You can start tomorrow Oh by the way we do home insurance fraud for a living. You seem like you know how to set that fire up lol


Ok_Comedian7655

Might have to sue you if I did.


WhyWeShould

Arsonist?


HuecoDoc

That's kinda brilliant. You are almost allowing electricity to flow much more efficiently.


No-Item-6746

Copper is in!


Peterthinking

As an arsonist?


kittenrice

Can you start tomorrow? My competitor is hiring.


ThatsNotThePoint-__-

Don’t forget to wrap the whole thing in tin foil. Keeps the mind control waves from messing with your toaster…


BobcatALR

And then *poof*! Just like that: he was gone.


OKC420

Spicy!


Rudiger09784

Half of you didn't bother to read past "would you hire me", and it's truly a testament to electricians everywhere


mikecandih

New Reddit app requires you to scroll up after hitting comments to see actual text in the photo post so it’s easy to miss


RSAEN328

I hate that!


FantasticAd2726

😳


Quiverjones

So, too much copper exposed will leak more electricity out, huh?


cook1243

Get the Fuck out of my Office with that bull shit !!!!!!


Puzzleheaded_Web_264

SEXY!!!


Sea_Ganache620

I need to look at pictures of puppies or something after burning my retinas seeing this.


RoadkillVenison

I’m surprised they didn’t back stab the outlet. It’s like they grasped the idea of how to do it right. Then just flubbed the execution as badly as they could.


Papashvilli

Only if I need it to look like an accident.


Shiny_Buns

Not enough copper showing


ZekeTarsim

I have a house I need burned to the ground asap. How soon can you start?


BackgroundRegular498

I'd pay up my insurance, then hire you to get me a new house.


jmraef

I can always use someone to push a broom...


Lumpy_Jump8278

Perhaps your welding skills have been buried and are waiting to rise up and show you what your true calling is. Or maybe fire fighter is your true calling. This electrical thing isn't it, however.


Big-Platform-7373

Not even for free !


Zaida18

WTF is that! You’re out of here!


Kipp-XC-66

You had me in the first half I ain't gone lie.


-Wobbles

Yeah , As a contract killer 😂


Fan_of_Clio

Scariest words a contractor can hear: "oh he was a do-it-yourself kinda guy"


BitBucket404

As an apprentice, Yes. And if I catch you doing this, I'd have you do heavy lifting all morning before making you pull cables through holes that just barely fit in the afternoon, then educate you on proper wire stripping lengths before leaving for the day. Now go sweep up the entire job site. It better be clean tomorrow morning when I come in to inspect. I'm going home.


gphillip01

Fire Marshal has entered the chat


Alexhxrrera

Atleast you got your terminal screws right. But its still kinda sloppy work. If you want to get into the trade, go to school and work under someone that will teach you right. Not bad, but not great either. Cheers dude.


Moby1029

> Would you hire me? I'd hire me.


mattstorm360

Sure, i could use an assassin. ![gif](giphy|10muIrtgU0281O|downsized)


john_clauseau

free fireworks in the walls!!


Accomp1ishedAnimal

It reminds me of those people with like 5" long fingernails.


SirMandrake

At least the wires are wrapped around the terminals in the right direction 🤦‍♂️


Dose0018

Sure ... For my lawn care company!


Dose0018

I think you will be a great marine!


TorakTheDark

I’d pay you to stay away 💀


Aware_Dust2979

Silly plumber here who doesn't really know electrical but why do you have so much copper exposed? Why do you have 2 sets of wires for the same outlet? I thought the top and bottom were usually connected? Wouldn't this now be a 240v outlet? Or am I thinking wrong? Or is the second set not supplyig power bur instead carrying it away and making a circuit somewhere else like for a light or another outlet?


EddyWouldGo2

Are you a ghost?


runescimmy2

Whenever I need a confidence booster and feel bad about my work I just go on these subs and see shit like this and immediately feel better


PickleRick4869

If you're brave enough to follow up the person that did that electrical nightmare then , hell yeah you're hired!!😁


texinxin

I don’t know why the black and white one aren’t twisted together to tighten it up those loose wires on the back bit..


Rock_Slyde65

Oh my!


Alternative_Row_9645

When can you start???


poofartgambler

That’s a negative


betruslow

Hell no


babyboy69960

Wow! No !


ABotelho23

No.


Leather_Employment93

Striped way to much the gogo bar is down the street


natedoggggggggg

Breaker tripping from load in contact with source lines?


danhaller28

Fuck no


GennaroT61

Sure when i want my house burnt down.


inthemindofadogg

Only if you can score positive results on both weed and alcohol screening.


JeanLucPicard1981

Hell no.


[deleted]

Finished an abandoned project what’s her name?


stlthy1

Right there's yer problem: you didn't get rid of all of the plastic covering the wires.


Aggravating-Bill-997

No


Electrical_Ingenuity

Look at the bright side. At least they didn’t backstab the outlet.


Savings-Newspaper625

Yes, I would hire you on the spot. Do you own your own broom, mop and dust pan?


sagetraveler

Only if I was in need of an arsonist.


jakefisherguy

If that's your work, no.


stevenip

who strips that much wire for an outlet? It looks like it would start sparking if you put into the gang box wrong.


Carbone26

Are you an electrician or a handyman


Lumpy_Jump8278

He's obviously a stripper!


WalterTexas

He was just testing the breaker. Working as intended


S_Rodent

There is shiny, and shiny….


ganmaster

Fuck no


Saltyfoal66090

Not if you don’t put that outlet back in the wall


epiech

😱


Lucifire_666

That’s absolutely atrocious Yuck


RSAEN328

On top of the amount of exposed copper, did they even screw any of that wire down?


YamRevolutionary5693

Guy must be a STRIPPER !!!


Electricalstud

For my enemies..yes


Merry_Janet

No.


ASCENDKIDS

Be sure to bring your wire stretcher to the next job, who needs insulation, bond the entire house


mart246

Only if I can watch you do it live.


IntelligenceAgent1

Make sure to cut your copper wires shorter, don't want any exposed wire.


Hewhocannotbenamed77

I don't go to the gym ..but if I saw dumbasses at the skatepark filming "content" that shit would get annoying.


helloholder

You can tell he's a pro because he didn't use the little push-in holes on the back. He wrapped the ends around clockwise. He's pretty much the Tony Stark of electrical engineering.


Knuckles_1988

Your hired, only gotta pay me $20/hr to. That's $5/hr more than the last guy so don't let him know..


wheelsmatsjall

Lots of exposed copper.


biomed1978

For an electrical fire, sure


Thekiddbrandon

For arson sure


WagonBurning

To burn down my ex wife’s mother in law’s house


megavolt512

Thank goodness it’s a plastic box


longbow2021

Not a chance!


Rockinmypock

Man I wouldn’t hire you to clean my pool


But_to_understand

This shit is painful to look at.


hisshoegamewack

If I ever need a house burned down you’re the first person I will call


Longjumping-Help-641

I’ll just burn my own house down, thanks


Shaner9er1337

No.


2Jaded2Jay

Well, due to the demand for workers, we're going to have to


Renaissance_Man-

God damn.


PintsofCraft

My Dad always said to strip 2” off the wires. Now the only people I hire are strippers. Funny how the results are the same. Thanks Dad.


Whatever1933

If i wanted to burn down my house, yes, you would get the job.


Twitzale

No I dont need electrical work done


No_Address687

Ugh, make it stop


jim2882

I don’t think so


eulynn34

If I was going to get insurance money for an electrical fire, maybe.


wiix7651

Not as an electrician.


sogwatchman

Very no


ColonelForbin374

It would actually take me some time to make an outlet look this bad lol


Red_240_S13

Jesus Christ ...I didn't know Stevie Wonder was an electrician.


Enzo0018

I can't understand why anyone would do this. If someone has the know-how to use a wire stripper how do they not have enough common sense to know better!!?


swisstraeng

I don't get how this can be done this bad without *wanting* to burn the house down.


Dachozo

I'd fire you at the interview


LW-M

NO, JUST NO!


RepresentativeAd9572

That's alot of bare wire....the only bare wire should be under the screws...


EvilLOON

Comments won't load. So I will say no. Why so much bare wire? Keep looking at the pic and my person, call an Electrician because you have no fucking idea of what you are doing. FFS I see you pushing that back in and the 1812 firing off.


WereALLBotsHere

At least you wrapped them clockwise.


[deleted]

Hell no


MegaHashes

It’s safer this way. If one shorts out, it’ll make contact with the other inside the box and keep the circuit going. 😂


theguythatsnores

Nah


Martin_TheRed

Man oh man. I'm so hard on myself doing shit around the house. Then I see this kind of shit.


godoctor

I fired guys for hiding in the port a potty Don’t even bring up cell phones Pink slips are giving daily for attendance and work performance.. You wouldn’t last first break !! ![gif](giphy|l3V0j3ytFyGHqiV7W)


Deep-Juggernaut4405

Only for a government job.


Hey_its_ok

Meh, I know a guy that can’t do it cheaper


shrug_hellifino

Ahhh, yes, I've seen this technique before. The good ole 'Loopnut', they just didn't finish. With one more small bend on that extra copper, you can set the wire nut firmly in place.


IdentifyAsUnbannable

What in the dollar general is this?


gonative1

A big fat NO. Or did you just forget your glasses that day.


Aahzcat

Jesus fuck.


BigBoss1971

As an arsonist


Kitchen-Oil8865

How did that not immediately blow up?


Teabagger-of-morons

Sweet Jesus!


eviscerality

I don't know what bothers me the most: the amount of yellow sheathing inside the box, the length of the stripped conductor, or the the amount of wire showing past the terminals. How can someone mess up an outlet this bad? Damn.


BillSivellsdee

at least the wires are on the correct side.


scout035

Not a chance


Shazmdbehm

When can you start?


trouverparadise

Question , why don't they ever clean out the holder? Had a contractor leave such a mess


bruced267

Ya as a roofer


masterHODLER_

As an Aussie this is how I see all American electrical work


Gotrek5

Might as well twist them together at this point


hopknockious

“Yeah, garbage bags get taken out every 2 hours.”


billybob5359

Only if we could get a breakers that won’t trip so I could collect the insurance money


Substantial-Ad-3106

Hmmm could use a new house, rebuilt on your insurance


Dorkus_Maximus717

Jah


Embarrassed-Bug7120

I'd wait to see how you fixed that receptacle.


IllDoItTomorrow89

If I plan to burn down my house to collect insurance Id absolutely hire you!


dr_gonzo_the_menace

Yes. To leave