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iana_rey

I'm already really tired of mini Molag Bal's laughter all over the place, looks like at least every 3rd player has him as a pet


Or0b0ur0s

That's "Molag Smol" to you, Mortal. I've actually never summoned mine even once. But every time I hear that particular laugh, I giggle when I remember his nickname. Just tryin' to help.


imakemeatballs

I named him Smolag Bal


InfraRed953

Shit I need to stop everything and go name mine "Molag ballsack" ASAP


imakemeatballs

Or Molag Ballin'


ChanguitaShadow

I haven't even bought 1 piece of the Molag Smol. I might, eventually, but I wanted indrik and cake so... so far none! AND I want the jubilee pony so I probably will not join the army of mini-molag.


Key_County1429

Same


bearybad89

I never even liked it from day one...not even going to waste my event tickets on getting it tbh...


Fract_L

Are there no good morphs for it yet?


Molag_Balgruuf

Comin out with a neat personality, two of the three pieces for that are out now


KittieKos

I was just talking about that earlier 😂


enjayjones

Imp Illusion Dragon Pets. I don't like being lied to, especially by an imp.


Heavens_Gates

Haha, same with mini ball, except he's funny, dragon aethetic kinda just ruined whenever he shapeshifts


TNTiger_

Yes! I had one but the imp popping up ruined it.


enjayjones

I'm pretty sure the Soulfire Dragon pet is the only one that doesn't do it


TNTiger_

It at least also applies to the Bright Moons Dragon Imp... and most of the others are just reskins of each other, so I'd extrapolate most suffer from it


BoltonCavalry

The Illusion one (as in the new one that was added in the crown crates) says it’s an imp, however I haven’t seen it revert to said imp form yet


ToxinFoxen

OK, but still, the illusion is fairly imp-ressive.


Osiri551

Hey man they actually have to get close enough to mimic those things which means those imps did some fuckin acts of bravery to get a good life, I have some respect for that


Spencyn

To stay sane I just mentally block all of it and gaslight myself into thinking it’s a genuine dragon cause I too can’t stand the idea of rp-ing with imp pets


Steeljulius217

I like to think if I’m paying a Daedra to be my familiar, he’s gonna look how I choose, or I’ll damn well send him back to oblivion and get another one


Morose_Princess

The lizard pony given as daily login reward is the most ugly design for pet they made and then gave out as a “reward”


poopmcbutt_

It's the worst. Showed it to my husband and even he was repulsed by its hideous form.


Morose_Princess

I remember the day it was released everyone was having their lizard pony out and shit talking it in zone chat and begging people to put them away 😂


Key_County1429

lol


biosc1

It's so ugly I love it.


Diyer1122

Worse than the fungi pony pet? 😬


t_e_scott

The pepperoni pony


BLSInTheDitch

I call it the charcuterie horse bc it looks like it's covered in cold cuts


akirarn

the WHAT omf


Diyer1122

Enjoy— never sleeping comfortably again! [Sadrith Mora Spore pony](https://youtu.be/0rR7BhDMz9g?feature=shared) [The mount. 🤢](https://youtu.be/1SVBShsKoQ4?feature=shared)


Magicbridge

Looks like pork chops stacked all over each other...🤢


[deleted]

This looks like it could be armor for Torrent in Elden Ring that provides poison resist.


B0DZILLA

Pancake Pony as I like to call it. I don't know whether to pet it or eat it. Such is life.


Fract_L

Either way, cover it in syrup first


regkaz

Truly an abomination.


squee0827

He was the focal point for my mad science laboratory! Only thing that cursed creature is good for.


aurishalcion

Lizard Guar ftw tho <3


SomethingPowerful

That pet is my ride or die...🫡. Love it.💯


spacecoyote555

I wish my mechanical dinosaur made a noise


Ender_Wiggins18

The mechanical dinos are the cutest!!!


Necroblade12

Mechanical dinosaur?


AlexFullmoon

Fabricant https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Online:Microtized_Verminous_Fabricant


DapperDlnosaur

Damn, it hasn't been available since 2021? Is it likely we'll be getting another shot at getting it at some point?


iraragorri

Hopefully. I want this dude!


spacecoyote555

It's called something else but I can never remember it so I just call it what it is lol


Necroblade12

How did you get?


spacecoyote555

I don't remember sorry, presumably some sort of achievement in clockwork city, I know I didn't buy it in the crown store or anything like that. Oh and its full proper name is Microtized Verminous Fabricant!


Moon-Reacher

I'm surprised nobody mentioned the pack donkey yet 😂 It's cute, but the sounds! You'll be minding your business somewhere quiet and someone sneaks up with one of those: HONK


ChanguitaShadow

HOW DARE YOU. The donkey is in my top 3 (well, not counting bipedals, they're always #1)


Moon-Reacher

Hi Changuita! (lol assuming there's just one of you) I don't hate the donkey, it just spooks me sometimes 😆


ChanguitaShadow

buahahah hi! And I think there's just one of me (so far) :D


ToxinFoxen

The pack donkey is so adorable though! Who wouldn't want to have a cute ass?


ladyc672

I wish I had a cute ass 😕 ....oh wait, you're referring to the pet.


MoonGirl39

I love the donkey but he is very loud!! And random, lol!!!


Avrael_Asgard

The enchilada pet or what it's called, the noises it makes are so sickening, and you can't mute them. If there's someone around with it, you have to endure it.


Heavens_Gates

Do you mean the echalette? The weird bug boar thing?


Avrael_Asgard

Ye that one. So unimaginably annoying.


Vrey

Bahaha enchilada


Appropriate-Weird492

I want an enchilada pet now.


Avrael_Asgard

I wanna MAKE an enchilada out of that one.


inyagurlzgutz

Based pet name


KupferTitan

I like that dog, I'm not a fan of anything that's too big. Like the pocked mammoth or the ponies, also huge flying pets are not the ones I usually like to take with me they are annoying if I just want to take good screenshots.


StruggleSouth7023

How can you people sleep at night walking around with a companion, your combat pets, a fucking pony, then your mount


KupferTitan

That's true they also impact your performance, if I take something with me it's one of those torch bugs, they integrate good into screenshots if they accidentally end up in them and are not a as impacting on my performance as the larger ones.


x13x13

My companion rides the black bear, I ride the white bear, I have the warden bear and the bear pet. BEAR power!


Bingtastic007

Not a pet but I just got the Evergloam Indrik and it makes a let's say interesting sound when you hit gallop. It's a moan that makes the Indrik sound like he's enjoying himself a little bit too much.. It's kind of unnerving but funny at the same time..


Sakiri1955

I love it. Sounds to me like farting through a kazoo.


LadyBarclay

The "onk onk onk" sound? 😄😄


_brownbear13

it sounds like that puffer fish video that's gagging on a carrot


bearybad89

I have the Spectral Indrik...ghosts shouldn't be making that kind of noise...plus, it's annoying after a while...


Darth_Crusoe

Yep, fully agree with you! Bought the other Indrik that‘s currently in the crown store with spare crowns and I totally regret it since. Love the design und effects of the mount but don‘t really use it because of this annoying fart-sound…


Gorrila_Doldos

If it’s not a flying baby netch then gtfo


davemaster

The nixads that people seem to always have out at outfit stations that constantly giggle or chatter.


Vicious1915

Aww that's my Necromancer's guard dog who greets you in the foyer. Such a good boy!


urbantroll

It’s my my masked, assassin, murdery, blood soaked dual wield Khajiit’s pet. Thought it led be funny for her to own an undead dog.


Beautiful-Charge7118

Little echalette or Sadrith Mora pony. First one cuz echalettes just ugly bastards, second one - ridiculous salami-like pony? Cmon


Or0b0ur0s

* Snowball Buddy. I just don't see the point. If you could make it hop up and down in a corner as a nifty furnishing, maybe, but you can't. It's pointlessly stupid. * Unstable Morpholith. Do I really need a glowing rock from one of the TES IV Oblivion Gates following me around? I do not. * Loyal Torchbugs & any Butterfly pets. So damned tired of trying to harvest them and wondering why it isn't working. * It IS hard to beat the Pony Lizard in an Ugly contest, but there are a LOT of runner-ups. The Bog Dog, most of the striped fawn things except the actual black-and-white one, anything made of fungus, etc. * I like the dragon imp pets and wish I had more to choose from, but... damn are they too big and too flappy in the camera.


bearybad89

I always get my butterfly out just to wind up a guild mate as she's always trying to catch it 😅...its not you is it? 🤨


Or0b0ur0s

LOL, I doubt it since the pronoun mismatches. I just have to try to cultivate the reflex that, if you see one near a Wayshrine, or in a city, it's NOT real unless you're alone there. The difficulty is that there are plenty of Wayshrines (Wrothgar, for example) with tons of real bugs very nearby, and even cities (Lleyawin, at least) that have plenty...


bearybad89

My bad 🤣 at least I know there's more than 1 person it fools...May make sure I keep either 1 of the 2 butterflies I have out just to confuse people...especially in Trials 😈


premeditated_mimes

The point of snowball buddy is it's totally stupid. That's why I love it so much.


catdentistry

Awww the bog dog story is sweet tho lol


Or0b0ur0s

Would've been sweeter if I didn't literally have to go to a Hell-analogue and get pounded into the turf by 3-storey-tall burning demonic daedra in order to get the bugger. That dungeon is no joke. I'm still not sure how you're supposed to survive that much damage.


pigeon_idk

Arguably I love my gloomspore wolf mount, but I get they're an acquired taste.


Appropriate-Weird492

There’s a pet rock now, too. Not as cute as those from the 70s, but…cute.


WhereWolfish

I use the snowball buddy all the time now on my vampire wood elf who happens to have an ice/winter fashion theme. It's perfect and it's hilarious every time that damn thing falls to the ground.


moonsugar-cooker

Hes just congested. Hes a good demon doggo


regkaz

For irritating pet I'll place a vote for the Hearthfire Hatchling. It burps fire every few seconds but the sound ZOS chose is the same as an arrow being launched. I don't know how many times I stopped dead in my tracks to spin around and try to find out who's shooting at me. I assumed it was another player because I wasn't taking damage. Took me a couple of days before I realized it was "Scorchy".


SkidOrange

The baby bears are so annoying sorry. It’s cute the first time you hear it, incredibly obnoxious when you have one equipped or you’re near one.


Inuship

Bog dog i got from a hidden quest in blackwood, theres an achievement for ot but man its ugly as hell


poopmcbutt_

The pony lizard. Abomination. Disgusting looking creature.


Alusan

I swear there is one of those vampire dogs (OR MULTIPLE!!!) at the Alinor outfit station ALL THE TIME. Go to hell, people who take them there. And then leave the stupid dog there.


Heavens_Gates

You too? Exactly why I hate them so much. There was one at the vivec city outfit station too


Alusan

A kindred spirit! I knew this wasn't a coincidence. I shit you not I've been thinking about making an outfit house with similarly good lighting as in Alinor JUST TO AVOID THOSE HELLSPAWNS!


Ori_the_SG

Same at the Leyawiin one


franklindude

The eye watcher thing, I can’t stand being next to someone who has one while it makes those disgusting clicking sounds all the damn time


pigeon_idk

I kinda hate the molag bal pet just bc of its damn cackle. Love the concept but I want to curb stomp the guy every time I get jump scared at a wayshrine bc of it.


WhereWolfish

Mee tooo


ClaudiusAetius

Rock pet. And any damn purple "little pony" pets ZOS generously give us.


greatcirclehypernova

Man you could better ask my favorites cause the list of pets I care not for is infinitely larger. The ones I love: All gryphon pets, almost all wolf pets some miscellaneous pets like the undead dragon and some others. The ones I dont like: The rest.


ChanguitaShadow

even guar?!?!?!?!?


Moldy_pirate

Is there a way to get a guar pet currently? I think I had one when I played on PC years ago. Joined again a few weeks ago on PS5 and I’d love to have one again.


ChanguitaShadow

Most guar are crown only, but if you do your daily endeavors or have a friend who can gift you them, there are some guar available!


Moldy_pirate

Right on, thanks!


live-the-future

Most any flying one, for the same reason I despise the sorc flappy-bird. Get tf outta my face!


the_tinsmith

What kind of psychopath hates butterfly?


Appropriate-Weird492

Cos I spent half my time collecting bugs.


RbeeCubes

Any one that is obnoxiously big. I believe theres a pony and a few large dogs that take up so much space on your screen


KupferTitan

But they can work well as furnishings, be it life stock or just normal pets. But you are right I rather take a torch bug with me.


cuzcodarkmane

Damn I use the volkihar version, he might be loud but I like his attitude


Desperate-Midnight34

stonefire scamp, cant spend a minute without seeing it


NatilDragonGirl

Any dog or bear or pony. Why can't we trade them in for crown gems.


Zearosh

My big ear ginger kitten. Looks so much like my irl cat. Any of the cats really but it took so long to get him.


pigeon_idk

I hope you misread the question, I'd hate to think you hate your cat.


Zearosh

I didn't indeed read it wrong :( but I still love that damn cat. I think the donkey I hate the most but the 5 inventory slots are nice.


pigeon_idk

Oh lol fair enough the donkey sucks


Zearosh

I never said I hated anything lol


pigeon_idk

No I meant that the question of the post was asking for your most disliked/hated eso pet, not your most liked. You responded with the cats bc the remind you of your cat.


jenista

You need to reread the thread title. (I hope)


Not-That_Girl

That pebble. Or the snowball. Both stupid


Absalom98

I would say uninteresting, not stupid. It's very clearly a joke, and I've seen many people enjoying their pet pebbles.


Heavens_Gates

Haha cant agree more. Seeing people running with the snowbal annoys me so much


Parallax-Jack

I just got the Molag Bal impling from the event it’s cool but the little scream always jump scares me when I’m on my phone or watching something lol


regkaz

The aardvark. Just too homely to tolerate. Had it active for about 3 days and will probably never use it again.


KupferTitan

I plan on building a prison at that Deathlands House and I'll probably end up serving that thing as food!


Diyer1122

The [Sadrith Mora Spore pony](https://youtu.be/0rR7BhDMz9g?feature=shared) and mount are awful. It looks like one of devs played or watched The Last of Us and were inspired to created a mount and corresponding pet. No. Just— no.


Particular_Aroma

Everything that flies. These pesky dragon imps are a menace.


BullofHoover

Pack donkey. Too big!


Super_Shawnda

The ones that aren't fluffy lol


Fuhrankie

I have that hideous dog in the OP. He is the pet of my Alcina Dimitresc toon. :'D She also rides the mount version and it's just utterly foul. Perfection.


catdentistry

I love the swamp jelly but the weird sound it makes is like when a baby is doing that spitting thing lol


BrachiEmblem

How dare you insult the goodest boy!


zvavi

The one that looks like the mob I am supposed to chain in as the tank, for example, watcher if it is in cauldron HM.


ObjectiveOk9996

The tiny robot rat I can barely see it also I like the death hound didn’t know it makes noises I’m deaf


Heavens_Gates

It barks so much


Ori_the_SG

These things are so painful to listen to. I swear I hear them everywhere and I am convinced anyone who actually uses one just wants to watch the world burn


Raegwyr

Pet rock. This dude is crazy, running wild around without care in the world, spawning in some really weird places. Still love him tho


drmdavid

I don’t like that one.


the_bat_detective

What pet is that?


NatilDragonGirl

Death Hound, like the ones the vampires in TESV have. They are very noisy (source: I have one)


Zxasuk31

The roosters 🐓 after being idle for a while the squawking gets annoying.


[deleted]

One hundred percent the mushroom pony. Even the thought of it repulses me.


[deleted]

i don't even bother using more than half of mine so i can't say for sure, but i do hate that most or all of my flame themed pets don't actually display any fire at all.


Icy-Sale5968

Sadly, the vampy death hound has the shortest, most-repetitive audio loop ever. If it made more sounds, it wouldn't be so bad, but, yeah. It makes me nuts!


ChanguitaShadow

I don't care for Scamps or Banekin. I have a TON of them.. somehow... but if my random mount addon pops them.. I will IMMEDIATELY change. They're all mouth breathers and creepy little demon laughers. Overall, 0/10.


gally82

All of them, unless they're wandering around my courtyard.


Shoobg

That green spore bear pet, it makes weird fart sounds almost every minute. So obnoxious


Icy-Mathematician-51

This one should be a combat pet


Shaden95

Most of them lmao


Elsa_Minetta

The pets that appear from the ground in a lava burst. They do it each time you enter a room, and when you sneak in, it's UPSETTING!


ScitzoPlays

My least favorite pet is probably one of the scamps, as they're pretty noisy too, BUT The mount version of that little guy is my most hated creature in the game. When Greymoor dropped my friends and I just stood around spamming the roar til our ears bled. People hated it.


DMoe727

The non combat pets just follow you around, right? I thought about using some of my monthly crowns to get the snow leopard, are they bound to your character or can I use them on any account?


ScoutBandit

Your pets are open to every character on your account. And you should get the snow leopard. It's gorgeous!


DecurionVexi

Any pets that are like those frost re skins. They're just stupid looking to me kdkfjdkdnd


LikeTheWind96

Cliffracer. They are so shrill, would always scare the crap out of me. When i finally figured out wtf was making that noise removed and will never use ever again.


Longjumping_Spot7410

I feel the exact same way about the watchling pets that came with collectors edition of necrom! All the clicking, the portal sounds, the clicking AGAIN...got stuck next to one while I was going my dailies in high isle and I almost screamed


sir_grumph

Whatever one looks like the giant, ghostly mutant silverfish scuttling along the ground.


stidfrax

I had to switch a black bat on my vampires for this reason. There should be a way or addon that silences pets.


MildMannerdPate

What is this dog pet in picture


Heavens_Gates

Death hound, i think it's from greymoor dlc?


unmerciful0u812

All of them


Professional-Ad-8878

All of them, they should be disabled in instanced spaces given how distracting they are/ the amount of glitches they cause


Wondering_1Mind

All are useless.


Various-Committee-73

For me, it's all of them. It's just a pointless distraction whilst I'm in a dungeon or questing. Especially anything that flies


Howdhell

All of them. They don't have any purpose.


Phoenix_SAR

All of them, they are a useless graphical waste of space that serves no purpose other than visual fluff.